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"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.

Think of yourself as a beautiful squid."

- Lee Minho, probably

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STRAY KIDS + WOOJIN AS BO BURNHAM QUOTES

woojin: we're having a traditional thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

chan: poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no fucking sense make

minho: *dropping some beats on the keyboard* is there anything better than p*ssy? yes, a really good book *presses f# octave*

changbin: love is all about...whistles

hyunjin: i'm constipated, couldn't give a shit

jisung: was einstein's theory good? relatively

felix: when life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons

seungmin: if i had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, i'd still say no

jeongin: when life gets you down, make a comforter!

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STRAY KIDS + WOOJIN AS UNCOMMON BURNS

woojin: to the youtuber who put an ad in their rain sounds for sleeping video, please eat a rat poison sandwich

chan: there are approximately 1, 010, 300 words in the english language, but i could never string enough words together to properly express how much i want to hit you with a chair

minho: some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go

changbin: you look like something i threw up once after binge eating popcorn and beef jerky

hyunjin: i would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash

jisung: you are a burnt piece of toast someone left on the floor for a year, noticed, and left on the floor for another year

felix: you have the personality of a soggy newspaper

seungmin: your iq isn't even room temperature

jeongin: you look like you smell like cheese

burns taken from

- hot 99.5's weirdest insults some people have gotten

- bored panda's 45 most savage insults

- ati's 45 sickest burns

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STRAY KIDS AS OTHER KPOP FANDOMS' INSIDE JOKES: PART 3

woojin: kkaebsong

chan: and you just gotta tOUCH you know? it's just we're tOUCHing each oTHER it's ALL about interACtion we GOtta be SOcial

minho: be quiet don't cry

changbin: i like steAK

hyunjin: my gucci burned ¯\_(•_•)_/¯

jisung: sHaWtY iMmA pArTy TiLl ThE sUnDoWn

felix: gOoSe GoOsE

seungmin: mark obahajima

jeongin: kIMchi ireoKKE?!

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STRAY KIDS AS OTHER KPOP FANDOMS' INSIDE JOKES

woojin: tender love cHICKEN TENDER

chan: crying in the clu - yOU'RE IN THE CLUB

minho: dibidibidi mY NAME IS MINHO

changbin: potato?

hyunjin: aigoo kkamjjagiya

jisung: loNG ASS RIDE

felix: excuse me, this is the tram stop...are you the tram that stops?

seungmin: spectacular hago fantastic hago amaaazing hage. unbelievable hage -

jeongin: i just want some milk

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STRAY KIDS AS RESPONSES TO "I LOVE YOU"

woojin: thanks

chan: i love you too!

minho: if only there was someone out there who loved you

changbin: why

hyunjin: *laughs nervously*

jisung: who doesn't

felix: YEET

seungmin: a horrible decision, really

jeongin: *laughs hysterically*

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STRAY KIDS AS ICONIC PERCY JACKSON QUOTES

woojin: it's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one

chan: behold! the god's chosen beverage. tremble before the horror of diet coke!

minho: life is only precious because it ends

changbin: deadlines just aren't real to me until i'm staring one in the face

hyunjin: with great power...comes great need to take a nap. wake me up later

jisung: ever had a flying burrito hit you? well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades

felix: i try not to think. it interferes with being nuts

seungmin: don't feel bad. i'm usually about to die

jeongin: you hit the lord of the titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush

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STRAY KIDS AS SPONGEBOB QUOTES

woojin: look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads

chan: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

minho: once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. the end

changbin: i knew i shouldn't have gotten out of bed today

hyunjin: wake me up when i care

jisung: did you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells...smelly

felix: is mayonnaise an instrument

seungmin: can i be excused for the rest of my life

jeongin: the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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STRAY KIDS AS BRANDON ROGERS QUOTES

woojin: have you seen my son? he's about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven't had the talk

chan: SAMANTHA FELIX WAKE UP WE'RE LEAVING IN NEGATIVE SIX MINUTES

minho: oh, what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?

changbin: the only thing you're hurting are my feelings

hyunjin: MOVE, I'M GAY

jisung: try me, bitch

felix: i drink to forget but i always remember

seungmin: i may not have eyesight but i have v i s i o n

jeongin: one of the second graders is on fire and i don't think he's going to make it this time!

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STRAY KIDS AS ICONIC VINES

woojin: welcome to bible study we're all children of jesus

woojin: kUuuUUMBaAaYAH mY LORD

chan: get to del taco

chan: they got a new thing called

chan: freesha

chan: free

chan: freeshavacado

minho: "road work ahead" uh yeah i sure hope it does

changbin: i am: s h o o k e t h

teacher: jared hyunjin can you read number 23 for the class?

hyunjin: no i cannot -

hyunjin, swinging neck towards the camera: waddup i'm jared hyunjin

hyunjin, throwing up peace sign: i'm nineteen

hyunjin, posing in front of mirror: and i never fucking learned how to read

jisung: oh hi thanks for checking in i'm still a pIeCE oF GArbagE

felix: THIS BITCH EMPTY

felix, aggressively hurling jar into the crowd: yEET

seungmin: my name is michael seungmin with a b and i've been afraid of insects my entire li -

teacher: stop, stop, stop. where?

seungmin: hmm?

teacher: where's the b -

seungmin, panicking: tHeRe'S A BEE???

jeongin, stumbling into the bathroom in boxers: hi welcome to chilli's

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jisung: *tips cereal box*

cereal box: *releases wave of unsolicited lemons*

jisung:

jisung: weLL

jisung: whEN LiFE gIVeS yOu lEmONs

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when someone interlaces their fingers with yours in bed but you're the only one in the room

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STRAY KIDS AS QUESTIONABLE LAY ZHANG QUOTES

woojin: jurajil park

chan: lady first

minho when asked about his first cat's name: sorry, i just call it cat. oh my gosh, don't have name, yeah. for sure i just call the cat "hey, cat", in chinese korean "hey, mao goyangi". oh i am so sorry about this *guilty laughter* the cat don't have name. oh my gosh.

changbin when asked about the first song he composed: i composed one song and talked about - just talked about the weather. and uh...yeah. it's not a dope song.

hyunjin: bAlAnCE

jisung: phillipenis

felix videoing a hugeass pineaple: wHaT? pINeaPPLE?? *voice cracks* wHAT?! *zooming in and out* WHaT?!! *wheezing* sO bIg

seungmin when told "i am your fan" by his fan: i am zhang yixing kim seungmin

jeongin in a christmas tree onesie: jInGLe bELL jiNGlE BelL JIngLE AlL tHe WAY

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STRAY KIDS AS SHREK QUOTES

woojin: we can stay up late swapping manly stories, and in the morning...i'm making waffles

chan: you cut me deep, shrek minho. you cut me real deep just now

minho: it's getting him to shut up that's the trick

changbin: you're going the right way for a smacked bottom

hyunjin: someday, i will repay you. unless, of course, i can't find you or if i forget

jisung: ogres are like onions. onions have layers. ogres have layers

felix: you might hve seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but i bet you ain't never seen a doNKEY FELIX FLY

seungmin: don't die, shrek felix. and if you see a long tunnel STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT

jeongin: i like that boulder. that is a nice boulder.

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STRAY KIDS AS QUESTIONABLE MARK LEE QUOTES

woojin: i really like the sky...becaude it's very wide...i feel like the land is very big...?

chan: the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen

minho: be there...or be square

changbin: wow this country music is making this texas feel more like texas

hyunjin: aw dude he's flirting

jisung: okaaAAY

felix: what's that thing called? the one that has two little balls attached to it?

seungmin: wah jinjJA

jeongin: heeheeHEHEEEHEEEHEHEEE

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STRAY KIDS AS OTHER KPOP FANDOMS' INSIDE JOKES: PART 2

woojin: chicken is not my style

chan: apado gwenchana

minho: hey! stob it!

changbin: you got no jams

hyunjin: oh reolli?

jisung: cHoGiWA

felix: ayo waddup krease chrease

(chris: ayo wassuuup)

seungmin: yehEt

jeongin: yOU SEE IT? YOU SEE IT? IT'S L E G E N D