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Felix: *pranking jeongin in another room*

Jisung, trying to distract Chan: I'm gay!!

Chan: Not dressed like that you aren't

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STRAY KIDS AS AMONG US PLAYERS: PART 2 (IMPOSTERS)

chan: if someone vouches for his innocence during discussion, he'd spare them

minho: the resident expert at pinning the blame on other crewmates, even if they witnessed the murder right in front of their eyes

changbin: the player who knows all the vents and which ones they're connected to

hyunjin: the player who camps in security/admin to monitor the other crewmates before venting over to kill them

jisung: the player who still hasn't gotten the hang of sabotages so closes all the doors and spams all the sabotages

felix: the player who keeps accidentally venting into a room with somebody and getting caught

seungmin: the player who doesn't kill but wins the game by letting the other crewmates blame one another and vote each other out

jeongin: probably helps to fix sabotages. either gets caught at the very beginning or the very end

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STRAY KIDS AS AMONG US PLAYERS: PART 1 (CREWMATES)

chan: the player who keeps discussion in order

minho: the player who ignores any dead bodies in favour of finishing tasks

changbin: the player who gets sus-ed most

hyunjin: the player who accuses others without solid proof and actually gets them voted out

jisung: the player who always tells the admin to start the game

felix: the player who calls emergency meetings just for the fun of it

seungmin: the player who is usually able to deduce the killers most accurately, whether believed by the others or not

jeongin: the player who says they have visual tasks during discussion and asks others to watch him to verify his innocence

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Minho: Wow Chan, your hands are huge. I bet they'd look great-

Jisung: -Wrapped around a bible praise the lord amen

Minho: I was going to say playing the piano

Jisung: Oh sorry then

Minho: And also wrapped around my dick

Jisung:

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Jisung: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Chan: But wasn't Felix with you?

Felix: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

*after blowing up the microwave*

Hyunjin: Hyung, we need to think: how do we normally get out of these messes?

Minho: We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

Jisung: Well then, time to blow up the dorm!

Chan: Minho isn't answering his phone

Jeongin: I'll call him! *calls minho*

Changbin: We've already tried calling him 9 times each, what makes you think he'll answ-

Minho: *picks up*

Hyunjin, in a stage whisper: No one can resist the maknae

Minho: *wearing a cool outfit*

Chan: I wish I could pull that off

Minho: Go ahead

Chan: what

Minho: what

*after seeing the blown-up microwave*

Chan: will you not Hyunjin this into a situation more explosive than it already is

Hyunjin: wait, did you just use my name as a verb??

*mafia au*

Chan: So, does anyone have any ideas?

Jisung: I'm not supposed to have any ideas, I'm the hot one

Minho: I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one

Changbin: I think that's me, actually

Minho: Excuse me?

Seungmin: Guys, we're all hot, but seriously does anyone have a plan??

Jeongin: Changbin-hyung! We have show-and-tell at school. Can I bring you?

Changbin: Don't expect me to dignify that with an answer

Chan: Jisung, you need to get out more and make friends

Jisung: I have plenty of friends!

Chan: Imaginary friends don't count

Jisung: :O

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Jisung: I need you to do my a weird favour without asking any questions

Felix: Isn't that the bedrock on which our entire friendship is founded?

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Minho, to Chan: Well, you know someone your age should be happy you still have hair to cut.

Jeongin: I think you look great.

Chan: Well, thank you, son I should have had.

Jisung: I should probably have a gun.

Chan: I’m not giving you a gun.

Jisung: You have a gun. The bad guy who is trying to kill me, has a gun. I think I should probably have a gun.

Jisung: *gets a gun and drops it*

Jisung: I probably shouldn’t have a gun.

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Hyunjin: I can't take waiting around like this, ya know. It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.

Minho: I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over.

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*after a mini explosion*

Manager: Felix, please just tell me what happened here.

Felix: You're asking me to tell you what I wouldn't not tell you?

Manager: First, I have no idea what you just said. Second, how about you just help me help you.

Felix: Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something if I don't know it.

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Changbin: You didn't steal these, did you?

Jisung: No. Cloned 'em. With an RFID emulator.

Changbin: Isn't that worse than stealing?

Jisung: It's smarter.

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*stays breaking into Chan's studio to steal his laptop*

Jeongin stans: Have you guys done something like this before?

Seungmin stans: Something dangerous or something idiotic?

Jisung stans: It's yes to both.

Chan stans: You don't have to do be part of it if you don't want to.

Felix stans: I'm not scared.

Minho stans: Well then you're borderline idiotic.

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Hyunjin: Was that your first kiss?

Jeongin: (nods)

Hyunjin: Was it any good?

Jeongin: (nods)

Hyunjin: Want to try it again?

Jeongin: (nods)

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Hyunjin: I can't take waiting around like this, ya know. It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.

Minho: I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over.

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*after a mini explosion*

FBI Agent: Sir, please just tell me what happened here.

Felix: You're asking me to tell you what I wouldn't not tell you?

FBI Agent: First, I have no idea what you just said. Second, how about you just help me help you.

Felix: Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something if I don't know it.

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Changbin: You didn't steal these, did you?

Jisung: No. Cloned 'em. With an RFID emulator.

Changbin: Isn't that worse than stealing?

Jisung: It's smarter.

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*stays breaking into Chan's studio to steal his laptop*

Jeongin stans: Have you guys done something like this before?

Seungmin stans: Something dangerous or something idiotic?

Jisung stans: It's yes to both.

Chan stans: You don't have to do be part of it if you don't want to.

Felix stans: I'm not scared.

Minho stans: Well then you're borderline idiotic.

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Hyunjin: Was that your first kiss?

Jeongin: (nods)

Hyunjin: Was it any good?

Jeongin: (nods)

Hyunjin: Want to try it again?

Jeongin: (nods)

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Seungmin: Jeongin, you studied harder for this than any of us.

Jeongin: It doesn't mean I'm gonna do good.

Seungmin: Well.

Jeongin: Well what?

Seungmin: It's do well, not good.

Jeongin: Oh heck I'm gonna fail.

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Minho, for the 127th time: Chan, can we get a cat, pretty pretty please?

Chan: No.

Chan: You wanna hear it in spanish? No.

*Chan on vacation*

Chan, trying to get himself to relax: Just relax, don't think about minho adopting another stray, or hyunjin setting the dorm on fire, or felix and jisung starting a food fight, or seungmin scaring the others in the shower, or changbin murdering one of the 00line on accident, or jeongin breaking the windows with his dolphin scream-

Chan: Oh heck I need to get home

Jisung: Hey Jeongin, what's your favourite book?

Jeongin: The Little Mermaid.

Jisung: You read that movie??

Jeongin: It was a book first

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*chan returning to the dorm after felix calls him*

Chan: You called the police before me??

Felix: I'm supposed to call you before I call the police?

Chan:

Chan: YES!

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*after a tough day*

Jeongin: I need a drink

Seungmin: Say no more, I got you

Seungmin: *fills shot glasses with water*

Jeongin: *throws back 5 shot glasses of water*

Jeongin: Ah, that hits the spot

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*after pre-debut hyunsung fight*

Jisung: Can I impale him on a stake

Chan: No.

Jisung, pleading: Not even one teeny tiny baby stab?

Chan: No, Jisung!

Jisung: What about a Changbin-sized stab?

Chan:

Chan: That might be okay

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*after someone pisses Felix off*

Felix: I'm gonna stab him with a pitchfork!

Woojin: No.

Felix: Then I'm gonna stab him with a penknife!

Woojin: No!

Felix: Then can I stab him with a pen?

Woojin: NO! NO STABBING! TALK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!

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*looking at God's the restaurant menu*

Seungmin: What do you want?

Hyunjin, under his breath: You

Seungmin: What?

Hyunjin, gay panicking: I SAID FONDUE

Seungmin: ... I don't think they serve fondue at chipotle?

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Jisung: *trips and falls in public*

Seungmin: I see you've set aside this time to humiliate yourself in public again