#sexyhorse

[wumbus-gadumbus]

haha so that was all part of the show right sexyhorse

[kristalyn-in-the-world]

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[theskullcrew]

SEXYHORSE: Is It Really A Secret If Everyone Knows? SEXYHORSE pointed towards the camera, causing VINCE to look around the room, smiling. VINCE: Well, it's still a secret right now! I doubt it matters, honestly... SEXYHORSE: You Sound Fearless So It Prob Isn't That Good But Whatever Eats Up Airtime IG VINCE: It's about how I got here...! In FUNPARK! SEXYHORSE: Entry Story Huh SEXYHORSE: I'm Listening VINCE: It all began one fateful day... SEXYHORSE: Dramatic Ass

VINCE: Fine!! Scratch that, then!!

[summerlove301]

The wait is finally ended!!!! I'm so happy to know that you are free to make the thing that you love the most that is music

[attitudewithelegance-blog]

Majestic Beast!🐎🖤 #Darkhorse#beauty#welshD#friesian#horses#equine#sexyhorse#majestic#tumblr#photography#animals#magic (at Burnley, Lancashire)

[ladyphotographic]

👄Would you swipe left or right? Haha. Seriously there are some gorgeous boys out there. It's fun to window shop when you have no money to buy. 🤣 I had so much fun making this. 😎 @alex_bauwens 👸 • • • #sexyandiknowit #drafts #drafthorse #sexyhorse #studs #studhorse #stallions #geldings #horsesofinstagram #shirehorse #belgiumdraft #friesian #gypsyvanner

[theskullcrew]

...

SEXYHORSE: Lame

VINCE: Aaaawww...

SEXYHORSE: Sorry That Was Mean

SEXYHORSE: It's Cooler Than Mine I Just Saw This Place On The Dark Web And Fuck'd Arnd Too Much Lel

VINCE: ...Huh...

VINCE: Hey... What's that light...?

SEXYHORSE: Hm?

Vince points Sexyhorse towards a light in the distance.

She narrows her eyes, grabbing some fancy-looking binoculars from behind the velvet seats.

SEXYHORSE: Zoom

A long shape...

SEXYHORSE: Zoom

A point near the front...

SEXYHORSE: Z-

SEXYHORSE gasps, dropping the binoculars on the floor.

SEXYHORSE: We Have To Go.

VINCE: But, the interview-

SEXYHORSE: We Have To Go!!

Sexyhorse grabs Vince by the collar, practically jumping towards the exit of the room!

Sexyhorse: Someone Sent A Bomb Rocket! There's No Time, Dammit!!

Vince: What--!?

Sexyhorse pushes Vince through the doorway, but before she has the chance to run in herself...

She hears a crash.

SEXYHORSE: AGH--!!

The miniature torpedo launches through the window, shattering the protective glass. Sexyhorse is left petrified, and Vince is forced to yank her into the doorway. The rocket smashes into the camera and obliterates it on impact, but as soon as contact was made... A strange beeping could be heard from inside the weapon.

[knightindirtyarmour]

Horse Burlesque- so many shades of goodness.

[erolmedia]

Horse Burlesque

[theskullcrew]

VINCE: Oh, thank dog! I was right frightened! Loud clapping can still be heard, but another flick of the eyelashes causes the room to fill with polite silence once more. SEXYHORSE: Simmer Down Silly Billies Let's get On W It #Polite SEXYHORSE: Sorry For The Hold-Up Vincey Poo SEXYHOSE: Tell Us About Your Totally Radicilous Pancake Thingy VINCE: Why, crikey!! I didn't realize my little project had gained so much traction! Is that why you invited me on the show? SEXYHORSE: I Mean Yeah But The Reason Why I Invited You On The Show Was In The Letter You Received Explaining Why I Wanted You To Be On The Show You Dont Have To Ask Me

VINCE: ...I'm puzzled. SEXYHORSE: Sigh SEXYHORSE takes a large and loud sip of her drink and it annoys everyone in the room including herself. SEXYHORSE: Just Tell Me About The Fucking Pancakes

[gianniphoto]

Horse Burlesque