#sexy role play

[zillabean]

Will suggested "Cops and Firemen" for roleplay night and Hannibal was dubious.

He is still dubious.

(You can see the whole firehose on Patreon!)

[mamo-blr]

[yashley]

laura in critical role one-shots* (part 2)

[eggcats]

This thought literally woke me up out of a dead sleep, but Alastor would do the most psychologically draining role play you can think of.

Like, nothing typical or fun, or even sexy. No, of course not.

Some shit like a couples therapist to a married couple who should have gotten divorced years ago, but stayed together for the sole reason of their child (which mentally fucked up the ability of that child to understand healthy relationships), and the entire time they've been together they were cheating and sniping and toxic as hell, and so in reality they absolutely should break up.

Except this therapist has a psycho-sexual interest in that now adult child of the couple, and is using their insider knowledge to gain their trust as THEIR therapist to enter an even more fucked up relationship with a power imbalance, especially because that adult child has no idea that they are the same therapist their parents are seeing.

And in turn, that therapist is using what they learn from THEM to keep the parents together and to keep all 3 of them hanging off the therapist and desperate for their advice.

And then the other person IS that same adult child who has no idea about any of this. (Does the partner know this information for the role play? Probably not, potentially what THEY suggested for the role play is therapist and patient, and THIS is how Alastor decided to play it.)

Eventually his partner has a breakdown and goes to a REAL therapist to recover.

Except when they walk through the door, Alastor is there.

The role play is continuing.

They forgot to make a safe word.

[vanessavixenx2]

I promise I’ll be good…💕 Vv xo

[misstwisted]

you either die a queer coded poet or live long enough to see yourself become a slasher villain

[wodania]

me talking about the majority of asoiaf characters: THAT IS A CHILD!!! AN INFANT!!! A FETUS!!!

[sonohtigris]

Me to my wife: Hey let's try bedroom role play!

Her: Ooooh what kind.

Me: well I was thinking the inherit eroticism of two soldiers in a trench the night before a push into no man's land.

Her: Omg, yes! You and me are just two soldiers on the front line away from our family. Most of our squad is young men and women barely adults who probably won't live to see 22. We take comfort in each other's presence as the oldest in the squad.

Me: I don't wana die alone and unloved, what are we fighting for are we machines. *slumps into her shoulders*

Her: *gently caresses my face* You're not a machine, not to me.

@themechnamedwarfairy

[secretagentsloveblogs]

look, i need more milo and sweetheart LORE content. i love the stuff they have for audios, im not sayin that, but i want to know more about sweethearts work with the department. i would have loved to see what the whole quinn situation looked like from their perspective and talked about more among the pack members, or their work regarding anything with the inversion. idk i just want to see more of what sweetheart does and how that plays into their day to day and talking about stuff with milo

[husbants]

Quite niche but hear me out: Dan as Shakespeare in Something Rotten.

[moonshynecybin]

I just have a question after looking at that picture. What is Marc's body hair removal routine like. Man is always smooth as a baby dolphin. What ARE the rosquez implications of this....

i think he’s just naturally hairless like one of those cats that looks like a penis…. either that or he is getting his entire body waxed literally constantly like a crazy person. anyways does anyone get this joke.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Dr. Richard Cross

Shock (1946)

[francesderwent]

I really do think the only way to understand Sabrina's music from "Nonsense" forward is to hear behind it "it was all so innocent, now...I'm a slut. tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice"

[ordinarytalk]

I could never have a vampire boyfriend, because if we were ever in a situation where I've been pinned to the wall, shirt ripped open and head thrown back, but we were interrupted by a rugged vampire hunter, causing my boyfriend to whirl around in a swirl of shadows and blood-red silk cloak while yelling, "How dare you disturb the spawn of Lucifer as he begins his dark feast?"

I would be physically incapable of stopping myself from saying, "Yeah, you're interrupting our sexy Capri Sun roleplay," and then my boyfriend would have no choice left but to kill me.

[definitionsfading]

there's this super unique phenomenon about ATJ thirst where I struggle because sometimes he looks like he's doing an american conservative dude cosplay (👎) and then other times he looks like some proper british dandy douche chic (👍)

[unganseylike]

i hate when i get ghost baited by media. please let your ghost character be actually dead it was only cute when just like heaven did it 😭