#sexy haz

[hazoret]

Me when I’m healing in Wanderer’s Palace and the tonberries won’t leave me the fuck alone

[donttellunclesam]

"Steve throws one of those raised-eyebrow looks over his shoulder. 'You coming?' he calls, badly hiding a laugh as he watches Eddie waddle along behind him in his big dumb yellow jacket."

haz read my mind and wyn asked nicely, so here it is! based on the lovely, sexy, hilarious collab fic baby it's cold outside (but it's real warm in your mouth) by @wynnyfryd and @griefabyss69

[pastadoughie]

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[hsdiaries]

Oh Anna.

4.9k words - LHH!harry x best friend!original character x Niall.

Threesome, oral f & m recieving, p in v. Slight praise, slight dom.

Harry & Niall play a game on who can make Anna come more.

I pushed through the crowd, making my way to the back of the house. I hated parties, truly everything about them was pointless to me. Drunken fake conversations with people I wouldn't even remember tomorrow. I wasn't planning on coming, I was already in my bed when Anna texted me.

Anna:

Please come Haz. I want you here.

That was all it took and I was out of bed in skinny black jeans and a baggy grey tee; hair tied up in a bun. Now I was here, pushing my way through the crowd at Niall's house; all because his girlfriend said she wanted me here.

Yeah, that's right, his girlfriend.

Anna, Niall and I had been best friends for as long as I can remember. Niall and I always fighting for her attention since the moment we met her.

Obviously he won.

Yet, I was never fully convinced that he won every bit of it. She never stopped being flirty with me. Never stopped being touchy. Never stopped staring at me with those damn honey eyes.

I finally spotted my friends at the back of the house, on the normal grey couch we would all always congregate at. I pushed through the final group of people, as Niall turned and faced me.

"H! You came! What the hell?" He said walking over and embracing me. I chuckled and nodded.

"Decided I missed your pale Irish arse," I raised my eyebrows at him, causing him to laugh a big belly laugh.

"What's so funny?" I heard the sweetness of her voice behind us, and I released Niall, turning to face in her direction.

"Nothing, just Niall's face." I shrugged and he shoved me as we both laughed.

Anna giggled, her bottom lip disappearing behind her teeth before pursing out softly, "I mean, sometimes." She moved her honey brown eyes from me to wink at Niall.

"Yet you love me." Niall said, leaning close and kissing her nose, making me look away.

"Sometimes." She responded, glancing over at me. She was wearing a green crop top, high waisted jeans. She moved over to hug me and the smell of Black Opium filled my lungs. It was her signature scent.

"Thanks for coming." She said once Niall turned his attention back to the group. The pink of her lips was almost red today, I loved how the plumpness of the bottom always settled on her chin a bit.

"Only for you. Just remember that." I winked at her as she let me go, a smirk appearing on her face.

"Sooo, I brought us something..." she said addressing the group while still holding my gaze.

"And what would that be?" Tanya said, Anna moving her attention over. She reached into her pocket, pulling out a small baggie with blue pills. Blue pills this group was really familiar with.

Tanya's eyes widened and she snatched the bag waving it around at the group, "Baby Anna always pulling through!" She quickly opened the bag, taking one out and popping it in her mouth like it was candy. She passed the bag around, our group each taking one. The baggie got to me and I grabbed it, handing it back to Anna.

"That's yours, H." She said, just looking at the bag then back at me.

"Not tonight, Anna." I said, and instantly she had those eyes. The soft ones, that narrowed in such a sexy manner.

"Please H. We have so much more fun." She pouted, her hand on my arm, causing me to swallow hard. Niall wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her towards him.

"Yeah, H, come on." He pretended to pout, fluttering his lashes at me causing me to laugh.

"Alright, alright, but you lot are responsible for waking my ass up tomorrow!" I said, emptying out the last pill in my hand before popping it in my mouth. Anna smirked, peeking up at Niall then back at me.

"Deal." She said, biting her lip.

—

Everyone started to feel the drug around the same time. It became an instant love fest. Hugs, kisses and so much touching. This was the normal with us, a giant orgy of a fucking friend group. Truth was everyone had fucked, touched, kissed done just about everything with everyone.

Except Anna and I.

It was the one boundary I never crossed.

But tonight, I wanted to cross it a million times over. I sat on the couch as everyone was up dancing. Tanya had found herself attached to my neck, her legs across mine as she nipped, sucked and kissed at my skin. She was trying to work me up, to get me to return the same lust towards her, but my eyes were fixed on Anna as she danced on Niall.

I watched as she reached her hands up, wrapping around Niall's neck, her perfect ass moving in motions that would drive any man wild, pushing back against him. He had his hands all over her, along her waist line, her hips. I saw him reaching between her legs, applying pressure in ways I knew I could do better. She tossed her head back onto his shoulder, turning her face so she could suck at his neck. I closed my eyes, pretending Tanya was Anna. Pretending she was dancing on me, her ass moving against my cock, it hardening at the idea of being that close to her.

I opened my eyes, looking back over at her and to my surprise she was already looking at me. Her eyes were skimming over the situation that was Tanya, her lips pursing. She shook her head, using it to call me over. I wasn't sure at first, until she mouthed the word.

"Come here." Her lips curled and I didn't hesitate.

"'Scuse me." I said pushing Tanya gently off of me.

"Harry, what the fuck!" I heard her say, but it didn't matter because I was moving straight to where I was being called.

I moved to stand in front of Anna, licking my lower lip, "You called."

She giggled and nodded, peeking up at Niall, "Baby, can I dance with Harry?"

Niall opened his eyes, as if coming to for the first time in a while, clearly on more than just the molly, "Yeah, that's fine." He said kissing her neck, "Just for a little." He started to let her go and she quickly grabbed his arm, turning around to face him.

"No, I want to dance with both of you." She said slyly, her hand moving up his arm. He looked down at her hand, then back to her face. I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow, feeling overwhelmed by everything going on. I wanted to touch her already, and I didn't want to wait for his response.

I moved forward, wrapping my arm around Anna's waist, pressing my cock into her ass. I was already hard and I wanted her to know it. I felt a pang of energy flow through me as she rolled her hips softly back, grinding on me. I felt my eyes want to close, but I had to do something first. I had to make Niall think this was his idea.

"She thinks she can handle us both mate, ain't that a funny thought." I said, smirking over at him. He narrowed his eyes a bit at me, taking in the situation then shaking his head.

"We ain't doing this mate. Not with her." He said, running his hands through his hair, watching my hands move over her stomach.

"Doing what?" Anna said, a slight innocence that didn't suit her layering her voice.

I took a chance, the risk of Niall decking me was something I could take. I turned my face into her neck, running the tip of my nose along the length of it. I heard her inhale sharply, pressing my lips against her neck. I didn't kiss her, I just spoke against it.

"Niall and I, we used to have a certain thing we liked to do. It was a game almost." I said, pressing a soft kiss against her neck.

I heard her hum softly, a slight laugh escaping her lips, "Mm, a game? What was the game baby?" She said, pulling him closer to her. Niall's eyes searched Anna's face before his eyes shifted to me.

"Haz..." he said, his face so serious.

"He's scared I'll win if we dare to play again." I smirked, and he cocked his head to the side.

"You forget I have the upper hand here Styles." He said, challenging me, so I knew my taunting was working.

"And yet, I'd still win." I said, raising and lowering both my eyebrows, my lips moving back to Anna's neck causing her head to fall back slightly.

That's when it happened, the switch in Niall's head, "We used to see who could make a girl come more. That's the game."

Anna's head went straight, her face turning to me and then to Niall, "But then couldn't one of you just lie?"

"Oh no, Anna," I said, my hand wrapping around her neck, my thumb and pointer finger applying the softest pressure. I moved my lips to her ear, "We did it at the same time, taking turns. Whatever worked."

"Oh..." she swallowed, her face turned to me, and I loosened my grip on her neck a bit, then back to Niall. She licked her pink lips, "I wanna play." She said softly.

Niall took a deep breath, swallowing hard before he glared up at me, "Fine. Once everyone leaves, until then, keep your hands off her." He pulled her out of my arms and I chuckled, quickly reaching down and adjusting myself. I threw my hands up in defense and nodded.

"Hands off. 'Til later anyways." I smirked.

—

Everyone had slowly left the party, I sat on the couch, sipping on a whiskey. I laid my head back on the couch, closing my eyes, the molly was making me jittery at this point, but I didn't know what to do with all the extra energy.

As I sat, I felt someone climb on me, a leg on either side of me. My freehand moved to feel a bare leg, making me question who it was; but it was the damn Black Opium that let me know it was Anna. I smirked, keeping my head back and eyes closed.

"Is it game time already?" I teased and she giggled. I was surprised to feel her lips on my neck, my senses flying out the window the moment it happened. She kissed up to my ear, biting it softly.

"Niall's just locking up. I told him I was going to get started." She said, before pressing her lips on my earlobe.

Fucking hell.

I opened my eyes, sitting up and she pushed back so we could lock eyes, "Be an angel and place this down for me." I said, before quickly downing my whiskey and handing her the glass. I held onto her waist as she bent back placing the glass on the floor. She was in just her crop top and lace burgundy thong. I helped her sit back straight on me, but I pulled her closer to me, so our faces were inches from each other.

"I'm going to win," I whispered, "And you're going to regret not picking me."

Anna's POV

I searched his eyes and swallowed hard. There was a darkness that filled his eyes, just as his hand cupped my face pulling me in and kissing me deeply. His tongue quickly finding mine. For a moment I didn't know what to do with my hands, still completely stunned by his initial comment. Before I even had a chance to think about it, I felt someone pull me off of him; flipping me around. My back was pressed into Harry, both of us falling back against the couch. Niall leaned down, biting at my lower lip, before kissing me deeply. He broke the kiss, looking over my shoulder at Harry, "I'll start."

He winked, standing up straight and slipping off his shirt; before lowering himself back down. He slipped his arms under the bend of my knees, slipping me down Harry's body so that my ass was hanging between the open space of Harry's legs. He dropped down to his knees, his lips moving up right thigh, placing kisses up it. His tongue moved up my thigh, skimming along the front line of my thong; tracing the bend of my upper thigh and hip. It drove chills through me, his lips moving to my center, his tongue lapping on my clit over the thin material of my thong.

My head fell back, remembering I was laying on Harry. I peeked up at him and he smirked, his hands soon on my body. His hands were so big, strong as they touched me, moving over my tits. He palmed at them over my crop top, my nipples hardening and I wanted nothing more than for him to slip it off me. Meanwhile, Niall's hands were on my hips, pulling my thong down and off my body. He bit at my legs as he made his way back to my middle, his tongue soon met my folds, moving my wetness along every part of my center.

"Mmm," I hummed, my hands reaching down into Niall's hair and as if I was giving him too much attention; Harry's hands pushed down my top, one hand on each of my tits, his fingers teasing at my nipples.

His lips were on my cheek, placing kisses on it as his hands moved on me. His lips moving down to my ear, whispering softly, "You feel good, Anna?" I felt myself nod, as Niall's tongue rolled on my clit, he sucked at it, causing my eyes to roll back, "You like when he eats you out like that angel? His tongue taking in your sweetness."

His words made me push Niall's head down further on me, his tongue moving down my slit, creating a figure eight motion along my opening, up to my clit. Each time he reached my clit he would suck on it softly, building an anticipation in me for every time it would come. Niall knew it drove me insane and he was using it to his advantage.

"Oh god, yes." I moaned out, and Harry pulled at my already hard nipples, causing me to yelp from the mixture of pain and pleasure I was feeling. He slapped my tits, palming at them to soothing the pain, and I heard myself whimper at the sensation. He did it, again and again, Niall adjusting himself to slip two fingers inside of me, instantly curling in me and meeting my sweet spot.

"Oh, fuck, Ni—that feels so...oh god." I moaned, my hips beginning to buck towards him, his fingers curving in me, his tongue on my clit. I felt every bit of me tremble at the feeling of being touched like I was, Niall's gentle roughness, mixed with Harry's aggressive nature was driving me to my edge.

"That's it angel, does he feel good? Do you feel good being eat out like that by him, hmm?" His hand moved up to my neck, choking me as his other hand kept rolling my nipples in his fingers. Niall moved his face, his thumb replacing his tongue on my clit, his fingers still moving inside me, quickly along my g spot, in and out.

"Look at me, petal." He cooed at me, and I bit my lip, struggling to move my eyes to him, "Come for me love." He encouraged me as my eyes found his. His thumb moving quick circles over my clit. My mess was clear on his chin and when he licked his lips, my back arched.

"Oh ... fu .. Niall." I moaned his name, my head falling back. Harry turned my face to his, kissing me deeply, his tongue running past mine. I moaned into our kiss, feeling the knot in my stomach the quicker Niall moved his thumb and his fingers. I broke the kiss, rest my forehead against Harry's cheek, whimpers escaping me.

"Come Anna, come so I can finally show you what you've been missing." Harry whispered and that was enough to take me there. The thought alone of finally have Harry touch me in this way carried me straight to my high. I felt myself clench around Niall's fingers, my mess spilling all over him.

"Oh god, yes. Mmm..." I said, feeling my body go limp. I didn't have a moment to breath, soon Harry was pulling me up, and laying me on the couch, leaving space between my head and the arm rest. I watched as he hovered over me, I took him in, his muscles, his tattoos. He was beautiful and I couldn't deny it. He unbuttoned his pants, his hard length clearly being suffocated by his tight pants. I pushed up, trying to help him, to offer relief and he quickly pushed me down.

"He's going to need you more than me." He said, pointing with his eyes in Niall's direction. I turned to face him, he was down to just his briefs, his hard length filling them up. He walked over and kneeled down, kissing me. I reached up and pulled his face closer to mine, thanking him for my high. He groaned against my lips, and I reach down, my hand palming over his length.

In that moment Harry placed three fingers on my clit, his motions were painstakingly slow on me, but due to my sensitivity from my previous high, it felt like he was moving quickly. I broke my kiss from Niall. Looking over at Harry, I felt a whine escape me, my hips pushing forward against his fingers and he used his free hand to push me down.

"Patience, angel. I know your sensitive right now. I know this still feels so good, don't it?" He teased and I felt my eyes roll back slightly.

"Harry please, oh god..." I begged but his fingers kept moving slowly on me.

"Come here." I heard Niall say, turning my face towards him, he squeezed my cheeks softly, slipping his thumb into my mouth, "Lend me your mouth, petal?" He said as he pulled out his cock from his briefs, precum already on his pink tip. I nodded in his hold, hungry for him, feeling so many sensations all over my body being touched by both of them. He pushed his cock in my mouth, not allowing anytime to adjust, shoving his length to the back of my throat. I swallowed against his length causing him to groan.

"Fuck Anna, your mouth." He said, pulling out only to thrust back in, over and over. My saliva was all over his cock, dribbling down my chin as he moved. His groans mixed with my name and Harry's slow movement on my clit made the knots in my stomach start to form.

"You look so pretty with his cock in your mouth, Angel." Harry said, his finger still moving in slow circles on my clit, my moan vibrating against Niall's cock as he pushed it deep in my throat.

"An — fuck baby." He pulled out, ramming back into my mouth, holding my head tight so I couldn't pull away. I felt my legs start to tremble, Harry's teasing movements on my clit starting to become so overbearing I knew I was going to come again. I pushed against Niall, needing to gasp for air. He pulled out, a string of my saliva clinging onto his cock. I turned to look at Harry, his cock was in his hand, pumping up and down his length as his fingers moved on me.

"Har — Uh, Harry I'm going to come, please don't stop." I said, my head falling back as I felt my release happen. As I began coming, he began moving his fingers faster on me, moving quickly from side to side on my clit. I screamed out in pleasure, "Harry, please." I moved my hand down to grab his but Niall quickly stopped it, wrapping his hand around my wrist. He brought it over my head, grabbing the other and doing the same. He had placed his foot up on the couch behind my head. He leaned down and kissed me, his tongue finding mine as Harry's fingers kept moving quickly on my clit.

"We can't play the game if you interrupt, baby." He said against our kiss, my moans causing me to turn my head away. Niall pushed up, letting go of my hands and moving to palm at my breasts, pinching my nipples as he did. I couldn't find the end of my current high and the start of the new one Harry was causing.

"Oh, oh god...fuck that feels so good." I moaned, my back arching, my hands reaching up to grab Niall's cock in them, I moved them along his length, my palm running over his tip. I moved another to palm at his balls.

"Fucking hell Anna. Fuck." He groaned, pinching my nipples hard and tugging them up. I licked my lips, feeling my releasing coming again, Harry fingers moving quicker.

"Come for me angel, come for me" Harry said, Niall's groans lacing with my moans created the most beautiful sound in the living space we were in, "God, yours so fucking wet Anna, come all over me baby, make more of mess on me, come on be a good girl my sweet angel."

"Oh—fuck, fuck, fuck." I yelled out, my legs trying to squeeze shut as he made me come again, an orgasm like I had never felt before shot through my body. I didn't have a moment ride it out, to come down from it, because soon Niall was sitting me up.

He sat on the arm rest of the couch, pulling me up so that my legs were between his. He held my body up, so I was hovering over him. I felt him wasting no time, rubbing the tip of his cock against my opening. The thing about Niall was, his cock was not only big in length, but in girth as well. He began pushing himself in me, lowering me onto himself. I moaned out in pleasure, my hands gripping onto his thighs. I was so wet, I had no problem adjusting around him. He moved me up and down his cock, my hips rolling on him each time he lowered me down.

"Niall, you feel so good." I moaned, tossing my head back onto his shoulder, I turned my head, kissing at his neck, biting it causing him to groan. I could see Harry out of the corner of my eye moving towards us on the couch. He stopped right in front of us on his knees.

I watched as he lowered his head down, his tongue finding my clit, rolling circles on it as I rolled my hips on Niall's cock. In doing so I kept pushing against his tongue, my head pushing back further on Niall's shoulders, my moans escaping me as my hand reached down and tangled itself in Harry's hair. His bun had become loose and messy, and I wanted it completely out. I pulled his mouth off me, pulling him up so we could lock eyes, Niall beginning to thrust fast into me as I kept rolling my hips.

"Fu—Fuck, oh god yes Niall...fuck." I said, all while holding eye contact with Harry. He narrowed his eyes at me, reaching between my legs, moving his fingers roughly against my clit, causing screams to escape me.

"I thought it was a game?" I said, forcing the words out of me.

"Fuck the game," he said, moving his fingers on me faster, he moved his body closer to mine, kissing me deeply, his tongue messily moving on mine. I felt Niall yank my head back by the hair, moving my lips to his but this didn't stop Harry. He moved it kiss me as well, all of our lips moving against each others, Niall's cock thrusting deeper inside me, Harry's fingers slowing down against my clit only to speed up, rolling along it, moving side to side.

"Oh, god, fu—uck...please..." my moans were interrupted by Harry taking control and kissing me deeply, his tongue running along mine, as his fingers kept moving on me. I could feel ever single one of my muscles tense up. I was so close to my high. I gripped onto Niall's thighs so I could bounce on him. Moving up and down his length, squeezing against him as I did, causing him to groan.

"Fuck Anna, fuck baby." He said, thrusting up as I moved my body down, hitting right against my sweet spot, pushing me over the edge. I felt every muscle release, I felt my release all over him. I broke from my kiss with Harry, my head tossing back as I moaned out in pleasure. Harry's mouth moving to my tits, sucking them as I rode out my high on Niall's cock.

"Come 'ere." I heard Harry say, my head falling back straight as he pulled me off Niall. He quickly flipped me so I was laying on the couch, bringing my left leg over his shoulder. He held his cock in his hand, rubbing against my opening, his thumb on clit. He began to slip inside me, his eyebrows furrowing as he hissed.

"God damn it, Anna...uh.." he groaned as he slipped inside me, my hands gripping at his biceps as he did. I took him in, in a way I hadn't ever before. His bare skin, his tattoos, they way his muscles flexed as he pushed in and out of me. He was so god like it felt unfair. As he pushed further in me, he pushed my leg toward my body, my thigh pushing against my torso. He was slipping in so deep, I felt like I couldn't handle all of him.

"Fuck, Harry...don't stop." I moaned, my eyes locked on his as I felt him pick up his pace. I for a moment forgot Niall was there until he appeared over me.

"I hate how much you're enjoying this petal." He said, reaching down and choking me, "I hate his bloody name coming out of your mouth like that." He said, Harry snickering, moving quicker in me, his strokes felt long and hard. I knew he was getting off on making Niall jealous and it was turning me on more.

"But he feels so fucking good." I choked out, knowing I was only adding fuel to the fire. I let my eyes roll back, moans escaping me as Harry kissed along my calf as he fucked me.

Niall slid his hand up to my jaw, turning my face toward his, "Open that pretty mouth petal, let me see your tongue."

I did as he asked, my tongue sticking out for him as he spit on it, before shoving his length in my mouth. My tongue immediately smooth along him, gagging as he pushed himself deeper in me. He was holding my face, his hand under my chin, groan escaping him.

Both of them, were fucking me relentlessly, Niall giving me small breaks to catch my breath before is cock filled my mouth again. Harry's thumb teasing my clit, slow and fast circles on me. He would add more of his body weight on my leg, pushing it closer to my body allowing him deeper in me.

I moaned, gagging every time I did, I was going to come again, I couldn't fight it. I knew they both were close to. Harry's movements becoming sloppy, his moans more consistent. Niall was gripping at his balls as he kept fucking my mouth, muttering my name like he did just before he came.

We were all going to come undone together, the thought making me push my hips up to meet Harry's. Niall's hand moving over my tits, pinching hard at my nipples.

And then everything went still. Quiet. Both of them groaning, exhaling that breath they had take as they came, their release filling me one way or another. Niall pulled out of my mouth, his thumb pressing on my lower lip, as I squeezed against Harry, keeping him inside me. He whimpered at the feeling, gripping onto my hips.

"Swallow like a good girl." Niall said, and I nodded, closing my lips against his thumb, and swallowing his come. I licked my lips and he bent down, kissing me deeply as Harry pulled out of me slowly, both of us groaning at the sensation. I felt him place a small kiss on my clit, then my thighs, before removing himself from me. He pushed off the couch, walking around so he was behind my head, leaning down, and shoving Niall's face from mine. He kissed me deeply and soon Niall and him were fighting for my lips.

I chuckled, turning so neither of them could kiss me. I turned back and looked at both of them, a small smirk on my face. "I'll gladly play this game again."

"Right now?" Harry teased.

"You two couldn't keep up." I winked, both of them looking at each other then back at me.

"Try us." Niall smirked, before kissing me again.

[spkyleweek]

Guidelines // SFW Prompts // Pinned Post

Kyle Week 2024 is a character appreciation event that will run from May 20th - May 26th. Each day has two prompts to choose from, of which you can do anything: write, draw, edit, make a playlist, whatever you like!

La Kyle Week 2024 es un evento creado para mostrar nuestro cariño y apreciacion por el personaje, y se desarrolla desde el día 20 de Mayo hasta el 26 del mismo mes. ¡Cada día encontrarás dos temáticas entre las que elegir, que puedes usar para crear cualquier contenido que gustes; como escribir, dibujar, editar, crear playlists, etc!

NSFW PROMPTS – TEMÁTICA NSFW

Day 1: Somnophilia, Public Sex – Día 1: Somnofilia, Sexo en público

Day 2: Monsterfucking, Predator/Prey – Día 2: Monsterfucking, Depredador/Presa

Day 3: Masturbation/Selfcest, Favorite Toys – Día 3: Masturbación/Selfcest, Juguetes (sexuales) favoritos

Day 4: Lingerie/Dress-Up, Roleplaying – Día 4: Lencería/Atuendos, Role-play

Day 5: Body Hair, Oral Sex – Día 5: Vello corporal, Sexo oral

Day 6: Free Day – Día 6: Día libre

Day 7: Breeding, Shibari – Día 7: Preñar, Shibari

Further explanation and suggestions for themes are listed below. - Puedes encontrar explicaciones y sugerencias para los temas aquí abajo.

Day 1 / Día 1:

Somnophilia: Giving, receiving, let Kyle have some fun!

Somnofilia: Dar o recibir… ¡haz que Kyle pase un buen rato!

Public Sex: Dressing rooms, alleyways—here’s Kyle’s opportunity to be a dirty, filthy little boy. Maybe he’s an (un)willing viewer!

Sexo en Público: En cambiadores, callejones… Cualquier situación en la que Kyle pueda ser un cochinote. Incluso, ¡puede encontrarse viendo algo que no querría… o si!

Day 2 / Día 2:

Monsterfucking: Monster Kyle, Kyle with a less than human partner. Danger or desire?

Monsterfucking: Kyle monstruo, Kyle con una pareja no humana… ¿Peligro o deseo?

Predator/Prey: Is Kyle at the top of the food chain, or is there someone else he needs to worry about? Enjoyment? Shame?

Depredador/Presa: ¿Está Kyle en lo alto de la pirámide alimenticia o hay alguien (o algo) más de quién debería preocuparse? ¿Diversión, o pena?

Day 3 / Día 3:

Masturbation/Selfcest: By himself, with an audience, peeping tom, mutual masturbation. Crossovers with other Kyles (SoT, TFBW, Jersey), have fun!

Masturbación/Selfcest: Él solo, con audiencia, espiando, masturbación mutua, crossovers con Kyles diferentes (SoT, TFBW, Jersey), ¡lo que gustes!

Favorite Toys: Toy preferences for himself, for someone else? Plushophilia. (Sorry, Clyde frog!)

Juguetes (sexuales) favoritos: ¿Sus preferencias para si mismo, o para otras personas? Plusofiliia/ursusagalamatofilia (¡lo siento mucho, Rana Clyde…!).

Day 4 / Día 4:

Lingerie/Dress-Up: An outfit for Kyle or one for his partner. What does he like to wear? What does he like to see?

Lencería/Atuendos: Un traje para Kyle, o para su pareja. ¿Qué le gusta llevar? ¿o qué le gusta ver?

Roleplaying: DnD after dark, BDSM, whatever! Does Kyle take to his character easily, or is it a struggle he has to overcome?

Role-play: DnD para adultos, BDSM, ¡cualquier cosa! ¿A Kyle le cuesta entrar en papel, o se desenvuelve bien actuando?

Day 5 / Día 5:

Body Hair: On Kyle or on others. Shaving, waxing, picking pubes out of his mouth with disgust?

Vello corporal: Tanto en Kyle, como en otros. Depilación, cera… ¿quitándose vello púbico de la boca con asco?

Oral Sex: Giving, receiving, fantasizing about. Fellatio, cunnilingus, ass-eating, oral fixation!

Sexo Oral: Dando, recibiendo, o fantaseando con ello. ¡Felación, cunilínguo, beso negro, o fijación oral!

Day 6 / Día 6:

Free Day: Anything that your heart desires, after dark! (Or… did someone say… free use?)

Día libre: Déjate llevar por los deseos de tu corazón…más cochinos. (¿Quizá alguien dijo… Kyle de libre uso?)

Day 7 / Día 7:

Breeding: Ruts/heats, breeding, being bred, baby fever or just a sexy kink!

Preñar: Kyle en celo… tanto preñando como siendo preñado. ¿Quizá se le despertó el instinto paternal? ¡O quizá todo sea un juego en la cama!

Shibari: Whether it’s rope bunny or rigger Kyle, he’ll look good doing it! Bruises? Immobilized? Defenseless?

Shibari: ¿Has pensado alguna vez si Kyle luciría bien siendo atado? ¿O atando a otra persona? ¿Qué hay de los moretones? Siendo inmovilizado, o quedando indefenso…

[thighzp]

🩸firstprince: vampire Alex & uni nerd Henry

please this is a NEED

You get a long snippet my dear because I liked the whole scene together and didn’t want it to get cut off!

🩸 vampire Alex and uni nerd Henry continues…

~~~

The second time Henry felt the presence was in broad daylight.

He was sitting at an outdoor table having lunch with his best friend Pez, enjoying a story from some debaucherous night or another. His fork was halfway to his mouth to take a bite of his salad when he suddenly started choking.

“Haz, y’alright mate?” Pez asked, startled. “You hadn’t even taken that bite yet, I’m not that funny.”

Henry’s fork rattled onto the plate and he took a gulp of water. In the midst of his embarrassing hassle (god he hoped no one was paying attention), the loud bass of a car speaker started thumping across the street.

“God, what an arsehole,” Pez commented, practically reading Henry’s mind while he couldn’t get words out himself.

The car was completely blacked out, rims and all, which Henry normally would have found very intriguing, intimidating, and possibly sexy.

But all he could feel with that car near was his throat closing up and the air being vacuumed from his lungs.

Finally, the light turned green and the car passed through the intersection, bass thumping music fading with it.

Henry immediately stopped choking, and Pez carried on like they hadn’t been interrupted.

~~~

Tags for my vampire babes (more to come) @onthewaytosomewhere @eusuntgratie @valeblue @nicholastitties @firstprincebrainrot

[forlix]

MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny/anything you want ^ㅇ(๑>◡<๑)ㅇ^ "

omg how fun, thank u for sending this in nonnie !!! let me see...

@astraystayyh and hyunjin would have to be some 800k ao3 slow burn about forbidden love between royal families ... the grandest and most poetic of period drama romances that persists through backstabbing and betrayal and trial after tribulation. nothing less for my artistic soulmates

the first tropes to come to mind for @rachalixie and minho are literally just. not even really tropes. established relationship. domestic fluff. slice of life. they're That Couple. nobody remembers when they weren't together. they invite me over for dinner when i've had a bad day. mom and dad

@like-a-diamondinthesky and seungmin are the EPITOME of (fake) enemies to lovers. they're the sweetest, silliest, most sinister people and i just know their dynamic would be a dream come true for each other and a nightmare for everyone else

sue is just her "eighteen" mc in my head so @soobnny and seungmin scream best friends to lovers + college au to me. seung being the best cheerleader for her while she's crazy busy :') also she flusters v easily and i think he'd get a kick out of that (ik i do)

@luvtak and felix are giving childhood friends to lovers! the sort of relationship where they know each other better than they've ever known anything; really just the safest, warmest, and kindest of affections for the safest, warmest, and kindest of people

i'm gonna cheat again and hc @sunboki and chan as a trope from august's mafia au "korea's most wanted"; augs is so creative and badass and SEXY and so is the main couple's dynamic in that fic. chan's a lucky man. DITCH HIM FOR ME 🗣️

@txtxlz and jeongin would be a multipart messy love triangle ft. jealousy and pining and so much chaos bc haz has more biases than i have fingers or toes and i love love the idea of her favorite idols going to war over her. it's what my baby deserves fr

for @2baabbies and felix, i imagine perhaps a barista au or a librarian au (hehehehe) where he finds stupid excuses to come back and pick bae's brain every day because he's utterly enraptured by her. she has that effect on people and lix would NOT be immune

@starsandrqindrops and seungmin are so fwb-coded. think suffocating chemistry every time they interact. could cut the tension with a dull machete. then inevitably complications like Feelings come into play and they dance around each other for ages before finally giving in ... mm yes all that good stuff

last but not least, @hyunnie04 and hyunjin would be so perfect for an art school!au. mira is an incredible artist so i'm picturing these two sketching each other instead of paying attention in class ,,, gallery/museum dates ,,,, maybe a sprinkle of healthy competition who knows ,,,,

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

*Husk Voice*

I'm a bit pissed off tonight so I'm just gonna say this... There's "Media Literacy" and then there's "I am aware and can accept this type of genre I'm getting into for What It Is and I respect the inner workings of the type of artists who willingly help make the type if genre I'm willingly getting into What It Is even if I don't necessarily agree with/understand them, because really... What did I expect and what other "respectable" person would be willingly putting that much passion into this kind of job to start out with if they weren't just some kinda fuckin' stoopid fucked up sexy lil' Weirdo Freak who had some years upon years of Disrespectful Kinks and Fetishes under their belts to begin with?"

And I'm convinced 99% of Adults who treat Adult Cartoons like prestige late night live action television Don't Get That...

Anyway, friendly reminder that no matter what they're depicting, Cartoon Characters Aren't Fucking Real And Can't Hurt You...

OKAY WOAH THOUGH! EMERGENCY EDIT TIME:

I CAN HAZ FULL ACCESS TO BEETLEJUICE CARTOON? I CAN HAZ?! YAY.

[waltfrasescazadordepalabras]

TIPS básicos para el SEXO

1. Masturba su mente: masturbar significa accionar sobre algo… debes involucrarte sexualmente en la mente de la persona.

2. Haz coqueteo y seduce: eso es sin tocar a la persona, le sonríes, caminas, hablas de cerca, le brindas algún gesto sexy.

3. Besa y acaricia: no vayas al acto sexual directo a los genitales, NO. Primero debes besar, lamer, tocar cada parte del cuerpo de tu compañero(a) sexual y disfrutar de ello.

4. Ya estando en la zona caliente entre besos y caricias procede a quitar la ropa sin permiso.  Seria incómodo preguntar ¿quieres que te quite el pantalón?  cuando están en plena calentura.

5. Hacer fricción de ambos cuerpos: me refiero a que ambos desnudos se rocen, resbalen y vibren del deseo por el acto coital (penetración).

6. Expresa lo que quieres: la comunicación sexual es importante diga lo que necesita, pida, hable y dejé el tabú para el pasado.

7. Disfruta del sexo: déjese llevar, dedíquese a sentir, no pienses en nada, no analices nada, siente, siente y siente.

8. Libera tus deseos: muévete, gime, goza, ya liberando lo que deseas llegas al orgasmo con plenitud.

[dudd-ie]

Idate:"debe ser difícil para el shirokuma tener elegir entre los dos, ¿que tal si me dejas ir primero y esperas tu turno?"

Idako:" по bromees con eso~! sabes que quiero ser el primero tanto como tú."

Idate:"tú lo has tenido por mucho mas tiempo que yo y no has conseguido hacerlo tuyo,tal vez no le gustes tanto como crees."

Idako:"te equivocas ~mi ryoma solo se hace el difícil porque sabe que me gusta cuando se resiste~"

Idako:"además... a diferencia de ti, al menos mi shirokuma si me considera atractiva."

Idako"vaya~ Ahora que lo pienso bien..!a ryoma ni siquiera le atraen los hombres!"

Idako:"pobre de ti apesar de tus esfuerzos, ryoma solo tiene ojos para una sexy mujer como yo~"

Idako:"de hecho,no me extrañaria que ryoma ya estuviese enamorado de mi...¡en la isla no me quita los ojos de encima cuando estoy cerca!

Idate:"solo es? mi rocma tampoco puede quitarme los ojos de encima,pero hay mas.."

Idate:"incluso a llegado a marcarme como de su propiedad~"

Idako:"¿EH? ¿ROCMA? ¿DICES ENCERIO?"

Idate:"¿que pasa~? acaso tu querido shirokuma nunca te a mordido?"

Idako:("urg... bastardo presumido..")

Idate:("incluso si ella no me mordio por ese motivo, aun cuenta ¿no~?")

Idako:"mi ryoma aun no me a hecho eso..."

Idako:"Aún..."

Ryoma:"oigan,ustedes dos...."

Ryoma:"¿encerio me dejaran irme cuando acabe todo esto?"

Idako:"¡¡Porsupuesto que si!!"

Idako:"todo estará bien siempre y cuando tomes buenas decisiones~"

Idako:"¿queda claro ~♥︎?"

Idate:"¡túl... zorra entrometida!"

Idate:"quitale las manos de encima"

Idako:"¡¿QUE?! ¡SUELTAME!"

Idate:"NO PUEDES TOCARLO SI ÉL NO TE A ELEGIDO, ¿LO OLVIDAS?"

Idako:"A QUIEN LLAMAS ZORRA? ¿QUIERES MORIR IDIOTA?"

Ryoma:"elijo la muerte.."

Idate/idako:"¿que?"

Idako:"NOOOO!MI RYOMA!!

Idate:"NO TE QUEDES AHI! ¡HAZ ALGO O SE VA A MORIR ENCERIO!

Idako:"TODO ESTO ES CULPA TUYA!"

Idako"NUNCA DEBI ACEDER A COMPARTIR A MI RYOMA!"

Idako:"DAMELO!"

[Solo fue un sueño]

[Tarde de ese mismo dia*]

Idate:" Luego,mi version femenina y yo comenzamos a pelear por el cuerpo muerto del shirokuma"

Idate:"pero me desperté justo en ese momento..."

Idate:"oye rock... ¿que crees que signifique?"

Rock" estas mal de la cabeza."

Idate:"oh."

Fin

[iboatedhere]

Thank you for the tag @anincompletelist! This is a fun idea!

RULES: Share your top three/top five/however many favorite snippet(s)/line/quotes/paragraphs from your published fics (or wips, I don't care!) and don't forget to share the link of course!

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Baby, All At Once (This Is Enough)

“Don’t interrupt me, Handyman Henry, or I'll...dock your pay? No, that’s a douchebag move. I would never do that, and depending on the contract you signed, very illegal. Are you in a union? What am I talking about, this is my sexual fantasy. Of course you’re in a union.”

Where There Are Octobers (Chapter 8)

“Henry,” Alex greets coolly, refusing to refer to him as Dr. Fox outside hospital grounds and hours. “Good morning.” “I’m glad you think so given the state of your…well….” Henry looks him up and down. “Everything. Did you check the weather last night?” “No, Henry, I was too busy having sex last night.” A mother standing near them scowls and shuffles her daughter further down the sidewalk, and Alex heaves a sigh. “Certainly hope she was worth it,” Henry tells him, and Alex nods. “Trust me, she was.” It’s a lie on top of another lie. Alex wasn’t having sex last night. He intended to. He put on his nicest pair of jeans and spent way too long in front of the mirror, getting his curls to fall in that effortless-sexy-cool way, but when he went to put on his shoes, he just sat there, staring at them. After spending all day on his feet in the OR, he couldn’t bring himself to get back up. So he DoorDashed a pint of Ben & Jerry’s from the convenience store down the block and fell asleep in front of an episode of Bake Off from one of the good seasons, back when Mel and Sue were still the hosts. “Did you have fun drinking your tea, eating your crumpets, and watching your David Attenborough documentary on the BBC?” Henry doesn’t take the bait. “I did, thank you.”

The Greatest Gift Is You 

“I am taking you. I don’t really care what my grandmother thinks about it.” Pez slaps him on the back. “Thatta boy. I’ll go, I’ll get a feel for this boy of yours—figuratively, of course, don’t be jealous, Haz.” Henry rolls his eyes. “Or, I’ll link up with that divine sister of his and pump her–respectfully–for information about her brother–.” “Please do not talk about pumping June Claremont-Diaz.” “Fair, fair, I can see how it would be uncomfortable for you seeing as how she’s your future sister-in-law.” “And on that note,” Henry says as he slides off the stool. “I think I’ll be on my way.”

tagging @liminalmemories21 @cha-melodius @lightningboltreader @lemonlyman-dotcom @beautifulhigh @rmd-writes @welcometololaland

[1dmonthlyficroundup]

—1D Monthly Fic Roundup—

Hi, and welcome to the 1D Monthly Fic Roundup for March 2023! Below you’ll find 1D fics that were all published this month in the order they were submitted to the blog. We hope you’ll check out these new fics! If you would like to submit your own fic, please check this post on how to submit or visit our blog @1dmonthlyficroundup​. You can find all our other posts here.

Happy reading!

＊ Blow Me Like A Fan by larry_hiatus / @larry-hiatus [E, 4k, Harry/Louis]

When Harry accidentally posts a selfie to his Instagram story while wearing an old One Direction shirt, Louis decides a little roleplaying is in order.

＊ play pretend by @hellolovers13 [T, 1k, Louis/Harry]

just a bad day for him

for her

＊ Pale Pink by stretchmybones / @harryslonecurl [E, 2k, Harry/Louis]

Harry is:

a tease Louis’ babygirl wearing a pink bucket hat

＊ too into you by @disgruntledkittenface [E, 11k, Harry/Chris Pine]

“So, tell me something, Harry,” Chris says, rocking on his heels. “Why is it that you flirt with all of the other customers except for me?”

Harry laughs. And not like a sexy deep laugh or a chuckle or even a nervous giggle, which would have been embarrassing but something he could live with. No, he barks a loud, strangled laugh right in his regular’s– right in Chris’s face. Oh, God, he’s never going to live this down.

Harry works in the café of a popular used bookstore and he’s been pining after his favorite regular for years. When the seemingly impossible happens and his regular actually asks him out on a date, Harry worries that he’ll screw it up because he’s just too into him. Little does he know how well it’s going to go. The Cinema/spitgate inspired AU that no one asked for.

＊ i'll drive and you just lay back by @alwaysxlarrie [E, 10k, Louis/Harry]

It's been two months since Louis took care of Harry and gave her the best sex of her life. Now, Harry wants to return the favor. If Louis takes control and doms Harry into doing it along the way? That just means more fun for them, really.

＊ Bloodline of Queens by @enchantedlandcoffee [T, 302 words+, wip, Harry/Louis]

It has been a long standing tradition for future queen omegas to have an arranged marriage to create a strong alliance for the country. When their first child is born (nearly always an omega), the Prince Consort will become sick and pass away soon after, with the child starting to possess magical powers. It is said to be a curse on the bloodline. It is seen to be a sign of bad fortune if the first born child is an alpha. More often than not, the child will be secretly given up for adoption to a family in another country and no one ever remembers them. In our time, the queen-to-be, Harry, is hiding his secondary gender, posing as an omega to avoid being sent away. During his lessons, he learns about the history of his kingdom and his ancestors and he starts to get flashbacks to an older boy in his household who looks a lot like him. He begins to become suspicious of his predecessors and starts researching the recurring deaths and disappearances. The only way he can find out what really happened to the other alphas in his family is to search for one that is still alive.

＊ Is this for me? by yeah_alright / @uhoh-but-yeah-alright [E, 1k, Harry/Louis]

Harry's got a new hat.

＊ Mangia Tucci by yeah_alright / @uhoh-but-yeah-alright [E, 7k, Harry/Stanley Tucci]

Harry's on holiday with his friends in Italy when he finds himself at the same restaurant as an older actor he's had a crush on since he was a kid. His excitement is obvious, and he apparently makes an impression, because he ends up receiving an offer he can't refuse.

＊ Everything I need, I get from you by @lunarheslwt [M, 6k, Louis/Harry]

“I’m sorry for ruining our Valentine's Day plans :(“ Louis was shaking his head at Harry's text before he even gave the phone back. “You haven’t ruined anything, Haz. Don’t say that. We can have a day in, and it’s still going to be just as good.” Harry didn’t look convinced, as he typed in something else. “But it’s because of me. I’m sorry Lou.” Louis nudged his chin up gently. “Haz, look at me. You don’t have to be sorry, okay? Where we are or what we do does not matter to me. What matters to me is that you’re happy and okay." Louis did not give Harry time to protest, before he was adding, “Besides, who says Valentine's Day needs to be cancelled?” Harry’s eyes fixed on him curiously, cocking his head as if to ask, ‘what?’ “We can have our own version of Valentine's Day at home, hmm? A quiet day in. We watch a film, have something to eat, and cuddle?” Or, it's Valentine's day and Harry wakes up fatigued. Louis shows him that a change of plans is not a bad thing, and that the day can still be perfect as long as they spend it together. A quiet day full of love ensues.

＊ Still on that tightrope by @lunarheslwt [E, 12k, Louis/Harry]

“Let me take care of you?” “I don’t need to be taken care of,” Louis scoffed, though he still tilted his head up in efforts to get Harry closer. “Why?” Harry asked with a hum, “If this were about me, you wouldn’t let me pull this shit.” Louis’ defiance crumbled as Harry rubbed his thumb back and forth across a nipple, breath catching. “So why is it any different when it comes to you?” “Because.” Harry skimmed over his tummy and chest teasingly. “Because?” “Because,” Louis repeated, breathier, unfocused. “Let me take care of you, baby,” Harry asked again, pushing his shirt up. “Let me make you feel good. I’ve got you.”

Or, Louis has never bottomed before and carries that shame, and Harry has never had to deal with Louis keeping secrets from him before. Neither were prepared for walls to be built or arguments to knock them down, when really, all Harry wants to do is take care of Louis.

＊ Something Unholy by @ohharold [E, 2k, Harry/Louis]

When Harry goes to a Halloween part as a sexy nun, he doesn’t expect to meet an actual priest.

＊Where Like Stars by @justanothershadeofblue [G, 1k, Louis/Harry]

“Choir members”, it says, with a list below. And there, at the very bottom, he finds it: “Boys Choir soloist: Louis Tomlinson.”

[padfootastic]

in a turn of events that doesn’t surprise anyone im sure, @impishtubist has caused yet another scene to be stuck in my head until i wrote it down. so, have some sexy, greying sirius; a deeply thirsty, appreciative james who won’t let him dye it; and a very-fed-up-of-his-parents-antics harry for prongsfoot wednesday!

x

Harry entered the house with ‘I’m home!’ on his lips that died an instant death as soon as he registered what he was seeing.

“Er,” he hesitated. Does he really want to—? One more look at the scene in front of him and he decided to bite the bullet. Better to clear the air now than keep stewing on it later.

“Um. Is this a—kink? A fetish? Should I leave and never come back?”

In any other scenario, the way both his parents froze and looked at him with wide eyes would’ve been comical.

If only Dad wasn’t straddling his Papa on the ground, one of his hands holding both of Papa’s above him with disturbing ease.

“Er—“

“It’s not what it looks like, Haz!” Dad yelped, cutting across Papa who’s face and neck were turning a steady pink. “I swear.”

“Then why are you still—like that?” Harry asked, deciding to play it safe and look at the boring grey couch in the living room instead. Nothing scandalous going on there.

He could hear the scrambling of feet, a few thumps, and a mini-yelp, absently wondering about the amount of noise the simple act of getting up could produce.

“Right.” Dad cleared his throat. “So, Harry, would you please tell your Papa that he is, under no circumstances, allowed to dye his hair?”

Harry blinks, turning to his other, exasperated, father in silent question.

“Harry, will you please tell your Dad that this is my hair and I can do with it as I please?”

“Not when you promised yourself to me!” Dad yelps and Harry is hit with an intense wave of regret at instigating this.

“Promised—?”

“Yes! Our wedding, you said, and I quote, ‘I give myself to you, James Potter, mind, body and soul’, don’t tell me you forgot.”

“Of course I didn’t forget,” Papa throws his hands up in the air. “But c’mon James—this is not what I meant when I said body!”

“What, you think I only wanted you for that ars—“

“Dad!” Harry, yelps, mortified. He can feel his cheeks heating in a violent blush. He can feel a similar flush creeping up Papa’s neck. Sadly, his words don’t have the deterring effect he’d intended.

“I mean, it is spectacular, don’t get me wrong, but you’re more than just a beautiful body, Si!”

“James, please, have some mercy for our child, if not me,” Papa says. Thankfully, this seems to register as Dad’s eye widened, part horror and part apology. Harry waves it away tiredly; though he’s no less embarrassed every time it happens, growing up in the Potter household with two extremely affectionate parents has exposed him to much worse. He’s accepted it as his lot in life.

“Er—yeah, anyway,” he coughs, ruffling his hair, “Bottom line—Sirius isn’t allowed to dye his hair.”

“I literally never agreed to that.”

“Too bad because you will,” Dad says, slowly moving towards Papa with a look on his face that Harry is loath to describe as predatory. If only it wasn’t so true.

“Oh?” Papa’s left eyebrow rises extraordinarily high, as it tends to do quite often. He crosses his arms over his chest in challenge. The motion makes his Dad smile.

“Mhm.” The two of them are chest-to-chest by this point, staring into each other’s eyes. Harry could probably conduct a whole rave party right here, right then, and they wouldn’t even notice. That is when he decides it’s high time he should step in—not literally, Merlin, no—before they end up doing something that makes him try to run away (again).

“So I was right—it is a kink,” Harry says dryly, once again regretting starting this entire conversation in the first place. He should’ve just turned back around and gone to the Weasleys instead.

“Harry, no—“

x

Three years later, Harry—who’s almost blissfully forgotten about the entire incident—walks into his parents’ house to an almost identical scene, just with his Papa on top this time. This time, he makes the sensible choice he still regrets not making all those years ago, and walks right back out the door.

Let those two sort it out on their own. Merlin knows his intervention hadn’t helped a bit the last time around.

[estellasuff]

Según el porcentaje de tu batería hazme una pregunta

1%. Tú edad?

2%. Tienes novia?

3%. Dónde vives?

4%. Quién te gusta?

5%. Te gusto?

6%. Tienes crush?

7%. En dónde estudias?

8% Cómo se llama tú novia?..

9%. Me quieres..?

10%. Extrañas a tu ex..?

11%. Cómo vas con el novia?..

12%. Cuál es tu comida favorita ?

13%. Cuál es el lugar al que te gustaría viajar ?

14%. Te haz enamorado de alguien ?

15%. Cuántos ex haz tenido?

16%. Estarías conmigo..?

17%. Saldrias conmigo?

18%.Que soy para ti?

19%. Verano o invierno..?

20%. Beso o pico?

21%. Te gusta aún tú Ex..?

22%. ¿Me dejarías darte un beso..?

23% ¿Que haces si te robo un beso?

24%. Te guste en algun momento..?

25%. Preguntame algo con confianza..

26%. Que harias si te dijiera que quiero algo contigo?

27%. Me mandarias nudes?

28%. Tendrias algo con alguien de tu mismo sexo?

29%. Nombre completo de tu crush..?

30%. Que te gusta de mi?

31%- ¿Estarías con alguien de tú mismo sexo..?

32%- ¿Estás en una relación?

33%-Tienes Mejor amiga?

34%- ¿Quien te gusta?

35%-¿Te a gustado alguien de tu mismo genero?

36%-¿Cuál ha sido la peor vergüenza que has pasado?

37%-¿Me darías un beso?

38%-¿Te caigo bien?

39%-¿Qué me consideras tuyo?

40%-¿Color favorito?

41%-¿Escribe algún recuerdo juntos?

42%-¿Que es lo que te gusta de mi?

43%-¿Tendrías una foto conmigo?

44%-¿Pasarías una tarde conmigo?

45%-¿Le has mentido a la persona que más quieres?

46%-¿Eres celoso?

47%-¿Algún recuerdo de lo que te arrepientes?

48%-¿Sin mentir, ¿con quién tuviste el mejor beso?

49%-¿Me darías un abrazo?

50%-¿Que harías en un cuarto conmigo?

51%-¿Saldrías a tomar un cafe conmigo?

52%-¿Te he caído mal alguna vez..?

53%. Vamos a beber..?

54%. Te gustaría casarte...?

55%. Tengo oportunidad contigo..?

56%. Nombre de tú Mejor Amiga..?

57%. Perdonarías una traición...?

58%. Saldrías conmigo..?

59%.Me robarías un beso..?

60%. Quién es la persona que más amas..?

61%. Vamos a salir algún dia..?

62%. Has pensado en mi...?

63%. Me abrazarías...?

64%. Qué somos...?

65%. Nos vamos a conocer..?

66%. Te caigo bien...?

67%. Aceptarías charlar conmigo..?

68%. Qué te gustaría recibir de mi..?

69%. Cuál es tú equipo favorito...?

70%. Cuál es tú animal favorito..?

71%. Has llorado por alguien..?

72%. Cuál es tú adicción..?

73%. Cuál es tú mayor sueño..?

74%. Estás enamorado...?

75% Estarías con alguien mayor que tú..?

76%. Te has decepcionado alguna vez..?

77%. Estás en una relación..?

78%. Te tomarías una foto sexy conmigo...?

79%. Prefieres a mi o a tú Ex..?

80%. Dieras la vida por alguien..?

81%. Cuándo eres celoso lo demuestras..?

82%. Eres tóxico..?

83%. Te consideras una persona pervertida..?

84% Volverías con tu Ex..?

85%. Aceptas ser mi novia por un dia..?

86%. Te parezco una persona linda..?

87% Soy importante para ti..?

88% Me quieres..?

89% Te consideras una persona Hermosa..?

90% Crees que eres una persona sobrada..?

91% Pasaríamos una noche a solas..?

92% Seriamos amigos con derecho..?

93% Que haríamos si estuviéramos solos..?

94% Veríamos netflix..?

95% Te gusto o te gustaba..?

96% Me Amas..?

97% Pregunta libre...

98% No me preguntas nada

99% Me darías un beso con agarrón..?

100% Me pasarías una foto sexys

[wri0thesley]

Have you seen the new Fontaine character Emilie? I think her design is…eh. Ppl keep saying she looks like an OC and honestly she does, in the way that her head/face looks like it doesn’t belong with the clothes, if that makes sense?

I’m pretty over the female characters having the same shoulders exposed/garter belt/skirt combo outfit 😐 like Mihoyo, you can still have your marketable sexy waifus if you put them in something different, just look at Arlecchino and her suit!!!

And speaking of character designs, while I’m excited for Natlan, I’m not so excited for the characters to be released and they’ll just be one shade darker than paper white…

i like her design but i also saw some of the concept designs and they were MUCH more exciting!!! i don't know why the high-necked shoulders exposed thing is so popular, though . . . give me a low neckline and some sleeves anyday fgbnkjgfjnkb.

i think i am slightly biased towards her bc she reminds me so much of haz though! haz has had that hair and the glasses and having a dendro vision . . . that's hazcore and i cannot dislike her!

i really loved fontaine and i'm really excited for snezhnaya, natlan doesn't hold too much of my interest right now BUT i think that's because we've heard so little about it! hopefully once we get to start exploring and hear and read some lore and it feels like More Of A Place i'll feel differently; i know there are story-reasons for natlan not having much presence but . . . still!

and. yeah. not looking forward to sumeru skintones 2.0 tbh. i will hope for better but i am hardly expecting it.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 39.5, it was fun while it lasted

AN: stfu prepz git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111

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I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special gothik bed. Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Richard had bet him up. Mr. Noris was cleaning the room. Which was very impressive for a cat.

“Oh mi satan wut happened!” I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.

“Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11” I yielded.

“Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11” he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.

“Volxemort? OMFG what’s wrong!111” I asked.

Sudenly………. Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! Frau Schneider and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD.

“OMFG Paul Darkness Shadow Raven Buttface McGee Landers ur alive!111” Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and Frau Schneider.

“What the fuk happened?” I asked dem. “Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?” I gosped.

“Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Landers u were totally shot!11” said Serious. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time. And vampires can only be killed by steaks and not bullets. Bet you forgot about that one huh?”

“But fangz anyway!1” said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

“OMG I cant beleve Vampirz’ dad shot u!1” I gasped.

“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den.” said James.

“Yah he wuz a spy and posessed by himself somehow. That probably explains why there are sometimes two of him.” Serious said sadly. “He wuz really a Death Dealer.”

“And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11” said Lucian. “He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.

“You didn't give me a chance to explain yet but there aren't two Snapes. One of them is the good one called Flake and the evil one is his evil twin! But anyway... Hey haz aneone fuking seen Richard?” I asked gothikally.

“No Richard told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax.” said Profesor Trevolry. “He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1”

I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik dumbass on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif Frau Schneider, Willow and Vampire.

“OMFG letz celebrate!11” gasped Willow.

“We can go c Hose of Wax wif Richard!1” giggled Vampire.

“Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11” said Frau Schneider. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Richard wuz there doing it wif Flake!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.

“U fucking prep!11” we all yielded angrily.

“Yah u betrayed us!111” shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.

“No u don’t understand!1” screamed Richard sadly as he took his thingie out of Flake. "He's the nice one and I was bored!"

“No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111” said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.

“Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers no!11111” screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.

I guess steaks are very sharp and dangerous. So be very careful if you're preparing dinner. Just remember: Steak with the S for sharp. Knife with the K for K to handle in unsafe ways.