#sexmane

[icbimakb]

random ms paint assortment

[duekko]

🎞️sexmane1000 via ig stories

jere should be more like sexmane and wear his helmet ! safe to first !!

[soizoukoi]

🟢 Sexmane wearing the bolero & doing the Cha Cha Cha choreo + Jere comment

📹 original post here

[ya-boi-joule]

i wouldn't forget about mania ja vox populi

[rice-crackerz]

SEXMANE ROBBED

[epavirees]

Lmao I love Sexmane he was asked if he'd represent Finland in Eurovision if Windows95man won't do it and he only said No and nothing else, except he didn't even say the full two-letter word, just the first letter because that's just how much he doesn't give a shit

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[nakedhousewifejere]

Could anyone tell me where i might know this weird green jacket from?!

[vii-doodles]

I really have hopes on hin to win tonight

[thisismondaymood]

Can we please talk about how fckng awesome this song is?!

(I really hope he'll win)

[duekko]

🎞️sexmane1000 via ig stories

tiny ass man on his tiny ass bike

[soizoukoi]

Hey y'all! With UMK just around the corner, I couldn't resist sharing my Top 7 picks for this year's Finnish Eurovision selection:

🥇 Windows95man - No Rules! It's goofy, catchy, and I'm loving the '90s vibes of this track. This song screams Eurovision vibes, and I'm all in for it! Can't wait to see the live performance tonight.

🥈 Sara Siipola - Paskana Usually, I'm not really into ballads but I really love this one, and the lyrics? Totally relatable. Sara is the favorite this year, and if she takes the crown, I'm totally cool with it!

🥉 Cyan Kicks - Dancing with Demons Such a jam! I've always been a huge fan of pop rock music, and I've got this song on loop daily. Tough competition this year though, so reluctantly putting it in third place.

4th) Sexmane - Mania I discovered Sexmane recently, but I'm vibing hard with his music and I really like Mania. The lyrics hit me right in the feels. But, I've already said this, the competition is fierce and I had to make a choice, believe me I'm not thrilled about ranking this song fourth.

5th) Jesse Markin - Glow Nothing against this track, but nothing's really pulling me in either. Nice for a party vibe, but not Eurovision material imo.

6th) Sini Sabotage - Kuori mua Sorry, I tried to get into this one but it's just not clicking for me.

7th) Mikael Gabriel & nublu - Vox Populi I'll be honest here: If I hadn't been aware that Mikael Gabriel's remarks have been the subject of much debate and didn't pay attention to the lyrics, Vox Populi would've easily taken second place on my list because it's exactly the kind of catchy music I'd binge on. But I don't like the message of this song and I don't want an Andrew Tate fanboy repping Finland at Eurovision so he deserves the last place in my top.

Ofc, I'd be thrilled to read your thoughts and discover your own rankings so don't be shy in tags & comments 😉

I'm absolutely thrilled for tonight, and obviously, I'm bouncing off the walls with anticipation for Käärijä and Erika Vikman's performance!

[vmprmae]

[rice-crackerz]

I was SO SURE it was gonna be between Sara Siipola or Sexmane, but oh fuck was I wrong

[mitamicah]

My thoughts on the UMK 2024 songs that nobody asked for

Ranked starting from the songs I vibed with the LEAST to most:

Jesse Markin - Glow: This one just doesn't do it for me, I'm sorry.

Sini Sarbotage - Kuori Mua: A tiny bit more of a bop yet to me personally it reminds me of lots of popular songs a la 2020s not unlike Unicorn from last year (which is a horrible comparison to have in your head given it's Israel)

Sara Siipola - Paskana: Hear me out! It's not a bad song! I love the emotions in it. I am just so over ballads ... and the introdution reminds me too much of Tattoo and I am still scarred from last year.

Sexmane - MANIA: I can definitely vibe to this! There's just a tiny bit missing for me to elevate it to fave status and the worst part I cannot even tell you what I feel is missing :'3

(Okay the next three keeps changing in my mind constantly so the live performance will definitely be helpful to really set in stone which one I dig the most so take what I say with a grain of salt)

Cyan Kicks - Dancing with the Demons: I had a huge smile on my face when I first heard this!! I love the metal vibes. Although I have nickpicks here and there (for instance I am not the biggest fan of the bridge).

Windows95Man - No Rules!: This is such a silly fun song that goes HARD on the chorus. I love to see it. However a part of me are not a fan of the 'american freedom eagle' scream that is used way too frequently if you ask me. On the other hand I can see this be a banger of a live show so I'll stay optimistic

Mikael Gabriel & nublu - Vox Populi: This one had my attention from the very first chord. Love the chorus so much. So singable. The vibes are vibing hard!! Love the production down. The only thing is that I am a bit unnsure if the live performance will be memorable especially next to Windows95man and I've had it a bit less stuck in my head than No Rules!

Bonus: My thoughts about Slovenia's entry (under the line)

Raiven - Veronika: I am so, so sorry Bojan I really wanted to love this but the song does nothing for me. It's probably on me.

[raivokasmagma]

UMK24 thoughts

UMK24 was boradcasted on TV last night. I had listened the songs through weekly and formed my opinions on them. But how they would work live?

I saw some pictures on news outlets, but didn't know much. My friend who was there didn't say anything, other than sending a little clip of Käärijä's and Erika Vikman's performance after the contestants (more on them later).

So how was the show overall?

Kuumaa & Benjamin - Ylivoimainen & Hoida mut

Gay ship of the year?

I thought this was nice. "Ylivoimainen" works well as a ballad. Benjamin's and Kuumaa's singer's voices work well together. Throwback to last year, which was when UMK really got attention in Finnish press and abroad. Like a send off from last year's artists.

On other note, Benjamin, Pilvi and Viivi were good hosts. Nice to have three people doing the work. Better than Samu Haber last year for sure.

Sini Sabotage - Kuori mua

I warmed up to Sini's song after not so flattering first impressions. She has the charisma.

She sings well live, kind of prefer it over the recorded versions. But the peformance didn't quite work here. It has the peeling off clothing for sure. But I don't know.

Good start at least.

Cyan Kicks - Dancing with Demons

I wasn't a huge fan of this song's recorded version. Toothless? Weird thing happened. I thought live version of "Hurricane" was weak, but "Dancing with Demons" works better live. Susanna Alexandra sounds better live at least now.

If the song sounded like this on recording , I would like it more. Performance wasn't that special. I feel that bands are in disadvantage, when they can't have dancers and such on stage.

Jesse Markin - Glow

After some time, "Glow" became my top song out of this year's contenders. Studio version is solid as hell. I was bit worried how this would work live.

It worked well! Live it sounds different. He has more energy at the end when he repeats "You're gonna make it!", which is nice. Good studio and live version.

I voted Jesse.

Mikael Gabriel x nublu - Vox Populi

I didn't care about this song and it had some discourse going on before this.

Live version works better than studio. Mikael Gabriel had more energy in his voice and could actually make what nublu was rapping.

I don't want to hear this song ever again...

Sara Siipola - Paskana

When I heard this song for the first time, I thought instantly "This will win!" It's a good song, with a powerful message.

Vocal effects on studio version made me worried how Sara would fare live. No worries. She sings well love. "PASKANA!" shout could have more power. Performance was nice looking on the television, I wonder how it looked from the live audience.

Maybe the best vocal performance of the evening?

Sexmane - Mania

Sexmane had a solid song. The amount of vocal effects on the studio version made me worried how he would do certain parts live.

I was bit disappointed. The amount of background vocals bother me. Why he couldn't shout Mania with the background vocals? I was waiting the screech at the end. He did his own screech and background tape did it right after. He sounds better here than on studio version though.

Also why he was connected to those wries and didn't do much with them.

Underwhelming.

I love this song.

I was bit worried how Henri Piispanen would pull off those vocals live, but he did well. At points he sounded like he was running out of breath.

Performance was the craziest this year. Sure was stimulating. Quite an advantage for one person to do the entertaining, while other does most of the vocals.

Bonus performances

After the contestants performed, it was time for other artists to take the stage.

"Disqualified performance". "Eight contestant."

It was obviously playback. Singer was Päivi Hämäläinen, one of the hosts of the evening. She is an actress.

Song is a spoof of common elements in Eurovision. Despite it being a parody, it was absolute banger! I hope it arrives to streaming services, this will be the Pride hit of 2024! XD

Then it was Katri Helena's turn. She performed her classic song "Katso sineen taivaan", which she represented Finland with on 1979 Eurovision in Jerusalem.

Classic for sure, with epic sound.

Then it was time for Käärijä's and Erika Vikman's song, "Ruoska". Käärijä was last year's UMK winner and Vikman was a contestant who didn't win, but got huge boost to her career, inventing her image.

I was honestly disappointed that Käärijä didn't get hit by the whip on the stage. Song is itself is okay.

And of course we get "Cha Cha Cha", the smash of hit 2023. It's still a banger.

International jury points

Jury points were kind of what I expected. Sara Siipola on top. I was surprised that Mikael Gabriel and nublu were third, but I don't like that song... I would've thought Jesse Markin would've scored higher. Nothing super controversial here, I guess jury people don't like eurodance XD

End results after public voting

Windows95man got his points first and sprung to the top spot. At that point it was game over, unless Sara Siipola got more points. It was actually quite nerve wrecking, when Sara Siipola got her points last.

I was sad that Sini Sabotage was last. She was solid and certainly better than Sexmane on vocal performance. But maybe the stage performance didn't impress people. Or the fact she was first.

Sexmane lost to Jesse Markin by a small margin. Apparently Sexmane is popular with devout fanbase. But I guess stage presence of Windows95man was too powerful.

Overall thoughts

I think this year was more even and better than last year. I liked 5/7 songs, compared to 2-3/7 songs last year. Also the move to Nokia Arena in Tampere from Logomo in Turku did wonders to stage peformances. Everything looked bigger. More lights, background videos.

I think Sini Sabotage was robbed, but oh well. I knew Jesse Markin couldn't win after he said he wouldn't go to Malmö if he won. But at least I get to know him. I'm sure to follow him from now on and buy his albums.

If I had to criticize the contestant selection, many of them were established artists before this. Sini Sabotage and Mikael Gabreil came back from hiatus. Sexmane is popular. Jesse Markin is an indie darling. Cyan Kicks competed two years ago, why so soon again? But for Siipola and Markin this is sure to give boost to their careers. I hope so at least.

How Windows95man will fare in Eurovision? We will see. Does he have to change the artist name? Are Eurovision people in the mood for such a song now?

[euroviisumursu]

okay hold on sexmane might have the coolest staging that's so creative