#sex with shoresy

[wwefangirl69]

Any ideas on what Shoresy's kinks in the bedroom would be? He's a walking contradiction for sure.... I see him as crying at a first kiss, and crying during sex. What else do you see?

[aachria]

sooooooo lemme get this straight, coin has had ***SEX*** with THE KING OF THE **FUCKING** PIRATES AND HIS *FIRST* **FUCKING** MATE?! sigh... coin you actually slut/nm also, I personal head cannon of mine that I'd thought I'd share bc Im IGNORING CANON is that boa doesnt see Luffy as a love interest BUT INSTEAD AS HER SON, so she would try and make him like 'prince of the pirates'. I did see a post on Tumblr once that was like this but idk who the user is. ALSO ANOTHER HEAD CANON that will fucking ruin everyone's perception... ever since it was revealed that coin and Ed were Canadian, I did not hear them as like scott pilgrim Canadian. NO I MEAN FULL ON 'oh! good day to you oh, nice weather oh, here take 10 quid for your travels oh!' IM TALKING MOTHER FUCKING APOLOGIZING FOR EVERYTHING AND AND SAYING 'eh, oh, right'!! >:D

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't jump both of their bones if you spent every day confined to the same ship with those fine ass men. And don't you DARE lie to me.

The Boa seeing Luffy as her son take is interesting, and I definitely know which post you're talking about (I am NOT going and looking for it I do NOT have the time rn), idk if I will stray down that path tho.

I don't think I've ever had someone use Scott Pilgrim as their stereotypical Canadian accent example. Like yeah ik it's set in Toronto and Michael Cera is from Ontario so it's absolutely correct (and now that I think of it totally how I talk isn't it) but that's never been someone's go-to in any conversations I've had. (Might just be a me thing tho tbh. It's probs a lot of people's go-to.)

And babe. The sentence you just used. What the fuck was that. I expected some level of 'oh hey there bud, nice weather eh, wanna hit the Timmies? Ten minute walk I've got the toonies, no worries' ofc but good day to you? Quid??? Why are there so many oh's?????? Please what Canadians are you talking to???

To be fair, we already have the eh's and the right's and the sorry's with Ed because I write them how I talk even if you don't super pick up on it. Even the leaving the first word out of some sentences, like saying 'you ok?" instead of 'are you ok?' is an accent thing I Did Not Know I did until I was writing dialogue how I fucking speak. Wild.

Counter suggestion: just imagine them talking like Shoresy. The sheer incomprehensibility of them speaking like they're right outta Letterkenny.

(This is a joke and Ed does have a more Toronto-y accent but how much worse will you feel if I say Coin absolutely has Québécois family and that's just something you'll have to live with.)

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

Shoresy is 💯 Straight Heterosexual (TM) but would have sex with another man

Wayne is military-grade demisexual and lightly biromantic but would not have sex with another man

a reading from the gospel according to Awesome 1:1-2

[thepassionthatunitesusall]

Thanks for the tag @handwrittenheroes 💕Here's 8 shows to get to know me!

Grey's Anatomy

Friends

Schitt's Creek

The Sex Lives of College Girls

The Bold Type

Shoresy

Pitch

Modern Family

Tagging @introvertedperson16 @donttelltheelff (no pressure to play!)

[starconfessor]

The Shoresy sweater stays on during sex

[dear-indies]

Hello! I was wondering if you could suggest a female fc for a character that is a street artist with rebellious vibes? Someone that's down on their luck, but not out of the fight. Early twenties would be ideal and any ethnicity would be grand. More looking for acting fcs just for the resources! Thank you so much.

Chelsea Rendon (1993) Mexican - but when she was in Vida (2018-2020).

Emma Dumont (1994) - in The Gifted (2017-2019).

Emma Mackey (1996) - in Sex Education.

Piper Curda (1997) Korean / English, Scottish - is apsec - in Legacies - has spoken up for Palestine!

Blair Lamora (1997) Ojibwe and Argentinian - in Shoresy.

Juliette Motamed (1997) Iranian - has spoken up for Palestine!

Kassius Nelson (1997) Black - in Dead Boy Detectives.

Rachelle Vinberg (1998) Colombian / Unspecified American.

Maya Hawke (1998)

Brianne Tju (1998) Chinese and Indonesian.

Benedetta Porcaroli (1998) - has spoken up for Palestine!

Esmeralda Soto (1998) Mexican - has spoken up for Palestine!

Megan Suri (1999) Indian - Poker Face.

Odessa A'zion (2000) Ashkenazi Jewish, English, some Irish, Northern Irish, Welsh, German - has spoken up for Palestine!

Frida Argento (2000) - has spoken up for Palestine!

Anthony Lexa (2000) - is a trans woman - has spoken up for Palestine!

Ruby Cruz (2000) - is queer.

Sophie Thatcher (2000) - did post for Isr*el but according to her fans deleted it and has been posting for Palestine ever since!

Paulina Alexis (2000) Nakota Sioux.

Sira Faal (2000) Black and German - in Pauline.

Ayumi Roux (2001) Japanese / White.

Asher Yasbincek (2001/2002) - has spoken up for Palestine!

Quannah Chasinghorse (2002) Hän, Gwich’in, Sicangu Oyate Lakota Sioux, Oglala Lakota Sioux.

Here you go!

[somethingaboutamagpie]

Sanguinet wasn’t used to planning sex. Usually, it just kind of…happened, but after a month of dating Jim, without any physical contact beyond kisses and holding hands, they’d decided it was finally time to, well, do the deed. And maybe that was the problem, at the end of the day.

Remember when I wrote this back in August and said there would be a second chapter and then never talked about it again? Uh...sorry for the wait. I finally got my butt in gear and got it finished. Hopefully, it was worth the wait! I'm gonna do my best to get back into writing more for this series when I have free time.

[mixsethaddams]

Tag game!

Thank you @lighthousebeams . I’ve seen so many people doing this and I’m not sure who has or hasn’t done it at this stage, so to avoid me tagging people who have already taken part, consider this an open tag to anyone who wants to get involved!

Three ships? Steddie (obviously), Ineffable Husbands is one that’s a lot of fun overall, and I do have a soft spot for Johnlock. I’ve decided I need to watch Hannibal for the first time though so from what I’ve heard that's a pretty powerful ship too. 

First ever ship? I think the first ship that I actively spent time thinking about and being involved in the fandom for was Billie Joe Armstrong and Tre Cool (Yes I know better now that to try ship real people) but I think the first one that ever made me think “These two people should kiss” was Val and Earl from the first Tremors movie 😅 Showing my age there I think. I do remember vividly as a kid wanting Westley from The Princess Bride to show up at my house so I guess that was my first foray into the world of y/n 😹

Last song? I’m actually listening to a playlist on Spotify called Easy 90s and it’s just switched to So Good by Boyzone

Last movie? I rewatched Top Gun: Maverick last night. I love action movies.

Currently reading? I’ve just given up on a book, sadly. Beautiful World Where Are You? by Sally Rooney. Usually her stuff grips me by the throat within a few pages but this one hasn’t had the same effect on me. I’ll try again in a few weeks. I’m giving another a go now called Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life? by Kirsten Bailey. I’m not a big fan of first-person narration but the story is good so I’m enjoying it.

Currently watching? The latest series of Letterkenny! Jared Keeso is a genius and between LK and Shoresy, he deserves some serious recognition for his writing.

Currently consuming? I have a toasted sandwich of violife Epic Mature vegan cheese with onion and hot sauce, and a cup of tea (Lyons Gold Blend, my Irish babies know the score)

Currently craving? Crispy fried tofu with green and red chillis. I moved to a rural part of the country a few years ago from a big city and haven’t had it since 

[captainsbestgal]

To highlight some more comedies that are probably considered "pc" or woke or soft

Letterkenny*

Shoresy*

Ted Lasso

All have great diversity in their casts and fully flushed out characters for their POC and women.

* I will note that in Letterkenny and Shoresy, there is some issues with fat phobia. Especially in Shoresy against JJ Frankie JJ. And that there's only ever skinny women. Like literally there isn't a woman over a size 8 in either shows, but they show larger men JJ and Squirely Dan finding love and having active sex lives so there's a tiny morsel of body positivity.

“In a new interview with the New Yorker ahead of his 70th birthday on Monday, the comedian explained his theory about why there’s no “funny stuff” to watch on TV anymore. “Nothing really affects comedy,” he said, “People always need it. They need it so badly and they don’t get it.” Instead of getting sitcoms like M*A*S*H, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and All in the Family, audiences miss out, he said, as a “result of the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people.” […] A look back at some of his earlier comments on a similar subject adds some context, if not clarity. In 2015, Seinfeld sat down for an episode of The Herd with Colin Cowherd podcast, where he explained his aversion to performing stand-up on college campuses. “I don’t play colleges, but I hear a lot of people tell me, ‘Don’t go near colleges. They’re so PC,’” he said on the show. After giving an example of his teenage daughter using the word “sexist,” he concluded that young people “just want to use these words: ‘That’s racist’; ‘That’s sexist’; ‘That’s prejudice.’ They don’t know what they’re talking about.””

—

Jerry Seinfeld Draws Right-Wing Praise for Comments on ‘Extreme Left’

This is such a bummer. Tell me you’re a privileged, entitled, myopic Boomer without telling me you’re a privileged, entitled, myopic Boomer.

It’s interesting to me that he says these legendary sit-coms, none of which were cruel, punching down, or hurtful, but were actually satirizing power, celebrating women, changing societal norms through representation, and using comedy to do it all, wouldn’t exist if “the extreme left” had anything to do with it.

Umm. Who does he think created these shows? And is he really that ignorant? Has this guy never read a single interview with Norman Lear? Or literally anyone in the cast of Mary Tyler Moore? I mean. Come on, man!

Teenagers and college students don’t know what they’re talking about when they tell a privileged, entitled, multimillionaire Boomer that his “jokes” can be hurtful, and maybe he could use his tremendous talent to do comedy that is just as funny without being hurtful. Okay. Got it. Keep saying that, and see how far it gets you, buddy.

Hey, Jerry Seinfeld: when blue checks on Twitter are celebrating you being a dick, it’s not because you’re so funny and such a brilliant comic; it’s because they love how you’re validating what garbage they are. You can’t see that, or don’t care, and that’s such a huge bummer.

[wwefangirl69]

Omg Spotify is tryna KILL ME. Heard "True Love" by Tobias Jesso Jr. Not once but twice!! I am destroyed. I'm crying in the parking lot at work! I am literally gutted. Beautiful song, and all I see is Shoresy and Laura Mohr. God if they don't get together as a couple in S3, I'm pulling an Elvis and shooting my damn TV!!!

[laresearchette]

Wednesday, November 08, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: THE BUCCANEERS (Apple TV+) THE 57TH ANNUAL CMA AWARDS (CTV2) 8:00pm FIXER UPPER: THE HOTEL (Magnolia Canada) 9:00pm YOU WERE MY FIRST BOYFRIEND (HBO Canada) 9:00pm IN WITH THE OLD (Magnolia Canada) 10:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?: FEDS (Premiering on November 13 on Investigation Discovery at 11:00pm)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA PAL NORTE FESTIVAL VYOOHAM

CRAVE TV YOU WERE MY FIRST BOYFRIEND

DISNEY + STAR DADDIES ON REQUEST (Papás por Encargo) (Season 2) KILLER VACATION (Últimas Férias) (Season 1) THE SANTA CLAUSES (Season 2) STAR WARS: YOUNG JEDI ADVENTURES (Season 1, six new episodes) VIGILANTE (Season 1, two-episode premiere)

NETFLIX CANADA THE BILLIONAIRE, THE BUTLER AND THE BOYFRIEND (FR) THE CLAUS FAMILY 3 (BE) CYBERBUNKER: THE CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD (DE) ESCAPING TWIN FLAMES ROBBIE WILLIAMS (UK)

BILLIE JEAN KING CUP (SN1) 10:00am: Canada vs. Spain

NHL HOCKEY (SN) 7:00pm: Sens vs. Leafs (SN360) 10:00pm: Kings vs. Knights

MLS SOCCER (TSN5) 7:00pm: New England vs. Philadephia

NBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 7:30pm: Spurs vs. Knicks (SN Now) 8:00pm: Lakers vs. Rockets (TSN3/TSN4) 8:30pm: Raptors vs. Mavericks (SN1) 10:00pm: Warriors vs. Nuggets

THE PASSIONATE EYE (CBC) 8:00pm: Trafficked Voices: Canada's sex trafficking industry is reaching a national crisis level; three survivors of trafficking tell their stories.

MERRY MYSTERY CHRISTMAS (W Network) 8:00pm: A rising star reporter must uncover the identity of a local late-night bandit who has been stealing beautiful home Christmas displays across the city.

BLACK LIFE: UNTOLD STORIES (CBC) 9:00pm: Pioneers of Canadian hip-hop tell the story of the music, featuring interviews with Maestro Fresh Wes and Michie Mee.

CHILDREN RUIN EVERYTHING (CTV) 9:00pm: After hearing about Dawn's spontaneous trip to South America, Astrid is determined to be spontaneous herself, even if that means playing hooky from her responsibilities.

HUDSON & REX (City TV) 9:00pm: Charlie and Rex investigate the murder of a wealthy man who leaves only his three dogs to his estranged friends.

SHORESY (Crave) 9:00pm/9:30pm (SEASON FINALE): Shoresy faces judgment from the league. In Episode Two, The Bulldogs cross the border for the final game of the season against the Soo Hunt.

RIVALRY SERIES HOCKEY (TSN/TSN5) 9:30pm: Canada vs. United States

CFL FOOTBALL (TSN2) 10:00pm: Western Semi-Final - Stampeders vs. Lions

ROBYN HOOD (Global) 10:00pm: The sheriff imprisons Robyn and her friends in a black site, determined to uncover The Hood by any means necessary; Prince pressures the mayor; Robyn puts her faith in a dowdy social worker who seems completely out of her depth.

FIXER TO FABULOUS (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): A first-time homeowner is excited for her English cottage-style renovation that she can enjoy with her friends; as demolition gets underway, Dave and Jenny uncover an unexpected challenge when they discover her crawl space is filled with water.

[pepsi-maxwell]

me looking down the barrel of learning hockey slang solely to write fic about shoresy crying his way through sex-

[dear-indies]

hi! do you guys have any fc recs of someone with similar vibes to taylor momsen? im thinking of making an oc who's a frontwoman to a similar rock band, but don't feel like using taylor herself. woc options are also definitely appreciated! thank you thank you!! ❣️

Ritu Arya (1988) Indian - in The Umbrella Academy.

Sarah Kameela Impey (1991) Indo Guyanese / British - We Are Lady Parts.

Jenny Boyd (1991)

Lali Espósito (1991) Argentinian - Sky Rojo.

Kutsuna Shiori (1992) Japanese - Invasion.

Sky Ferreira (1992) Ojibwe, Cree, Chippewa Cree, Cheyenne, Brazilian of Portuguese and Possibly Other descent, Galician Jewish, Bukovina Jewish, Irish, Scottish, English, and French - has chronic lyme disease.

Hari Nef (1992) Ashkenazi Jewish - is trans.

Jesse James Keitel (1993) - is trans.

Bia Arantes (1993) Brazilian - in Órfãos da Terra.

Adeline Rudolph (1995) Korean / German - Resident Evil and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

Coty Camacho (1995) Mixtec and Zapotec - is pansexual.

Sasha Lane (1995) African-American / Unspecified Māori, Irish, Scottish, Cornish, English, Sorbian, French, German, Belgian, Dutch, Russian, Italian - is gay and has schizoaffective disorder.

Tati Gabrielle (1996) Korean / African-American - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and Uncharted.

Chase Sui Wonders (1996) Tahitian, Chinese, Japanese / Unknown White - Generation.

Emma Mackey (1996) - in Sex Education. 

Florence Pugh (1996)

Taylor Hickson (1997)

Blair Lamora (1997) Ojibwe and Argentinian - Shoresy.

Kiana Ledé (1997) African-American, Swedish, Mexican, Cherokee.

Megan Suri (1999) Indian - Poker Face.

Milly Alcock (2000) - Upright.

Ayumi Roux (2001) Japanese / British.

Here you go!

[rpsocsandcanonohmy]

Jonesy Esmer Reilly ship meeeeeme

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? -Likely forever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Jonesy and Esmer fell in pretty quick. Reilly took some time but he was hooked

How was their first kiss? - Jonesy and Esmer was soft and sweet. Reilly and Esmer was shy and chaste. Reilly and Jonesy was drunk and sensual

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Reilly and Jonesy

Who is the best man/men? - Katy

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Glen

Who did the most planning? - Jonesy

Who stressed the most? - Esmer

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Shoresy

Sex:

Who is on top? - Jonesy or Reilly

Who is the one to instigate things? - Esmer or Jonesy

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - An hour or two

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Always

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - N/A

How many children will they adopt? - One, girl

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Esmer

Who is the stricter parent? - Reilly

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jonesy

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Esmer

Who is the more loved parent? - Esmer; he makes cookies

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Jonesy

Who cried the most at graduation? - Reilly

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Reilly

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Esmer and Jonesy

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Reilly

Who does the grocery shopping? - Jonesy

How often do they bake desserts? - Always

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Jonesy

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Reilly

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Reilly

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Jonesy

Who is really against chores? - Reilly

Who cleans up after the pets? - All

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Reilly

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Esmer

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Esmer

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Esmer and Reilly

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - All

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Always

What are their goals for the relationship? - Exploration

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Reilly and Jonesy

Who plays the most pranks? - None

[gpgurl50recaps]

Ranking New Shows of Spring 2022

1. Peacemaker- This was a fun take on a character I wasn't sure I wanted to see again. It was dark and funny and filled with action.

2. Minx- This was a sex positive comedy about the start of a Playgirl style magazine.

3. Abbott Elementary- This is a funny and empathetic look at what it's like to be a teacher.

4. The Afterparty- This was a fun take on a murder mystery.

5. Moon Knight- This was a throwback to old school action movies with compelling characters.

6. Single Drunk Female- This was a comedy of struggling to stay sober.

7. Obiwan Kenobi- I am cautiously optimistic about the chance for this show to set things right.

8. MacGruber- This show came exactly when I needed it.  Just a dumb comedy about an SNL character.

9. Starstruck- This is such a fun romantic comedy.

10. Slow Horses- This was a good spy show.

11. Somebody Somewhere

12. Severance

13. American Auto

14. Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty

15. Julia

16. Life & Beth

17. Under The Banner of Heaven

18. The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey

19. Human Resources

20. Killing It

21. The Gilded Age

22. Naomi

23. I Love That For You

24. Astrid & Lilly Save The World

25. Harlem

26. With Love

27. Shining Vale

28. Anatomy of a Scandal

29. Landscapers

30. The Man Who Fell To Earth

31. The First Lady

32. Mythic Quest

33. The Book of Boba Fett

34. Squid Game

35. Murderville

36. Midnight Mass

37. The Baby

38. Pivoting

39. Pam & Tommy

40. The Woman In The House Across The Street From The Girl In The Window

41. Pistol

42. Ozark

43. Tokyo Vice

44. Super Pumped

45. The Thing About Pam

46. Welcome to Flatch

47. Letterkenny

48. Wecrashed

49. 61st Street

50. Inventing Anna

51. Promised Land

52. Good Sam

53. Grand Crew

54. Bel-Air

55. Our Flag Means Death

56. Shoresy

57. Ten Percent

58. Joe vs. Carole

59. The Cleaning Lady

60. Around The World In 80 Days

61. How I Met Your Father

62. And Just Like That

63. The Endgame

64. Pretty Smart

65. How We Roll

[thesituationroom]

hi i have 1 quastian

i havent watched letterkenny but can i watch shoresy without watching it first. thank u <3

HI. i would say you can there’s only like 1 thing you need to know and that is that shoresy was having sex with both reilly and jonesy’s moms (hockey players in letterkenny). you think it’s a joke but it’s not. other than that there’s not really any other tie ins so go for it!!