#sex reference

[t3rraria]

After the 7x05 restaurant incident

Buck: he practically fucking screamed my name! It was idiotic!

Maddie: I mean I scream chimneys name during sex? Is that now unusual?

Buck:

Maddie, realizing: OH! we're still talking about the restaurant situation

[kuunibal]

He collects his lover. He has nail clippings, and photographs he has cut from magazines, and a ticket from the only tram journey they took together, to a late-night Chinese restaurant, where his lover was not recognized. After sex, while his lover sleeps, he takes things, slips them into his bag, a tee shirt that smells like his lover, underpants, a dusty aspirin taken from his toilet kit. His lover exists for him chiefly as a body in a sequence of hotel rooms. In his bedroom he has made a small shrine to his lover: his greatest treasure is a knotted condom, retrieved from a waste bin, with the cold remains of his lover's seed congealed inside it. Sometimes he does not see his lover in the flesh for months at a time. At night he watches his lover on the television. "If you smile before the commercial break," he whispers to his lover, "it means you are thinking about me. If you blink now it means you love me, you truly love me and one day you will come out here for always." He buries his face in a tee shirt that no longer smells like anybody at all, and waits for his lover to blink.

— Neil Gaiman, "Fifteen Portraits of Despair"

[franknfurterstriangulardinosaur]

I get very angry when people assume that I must be asexual if I’m aromantic. I am aroallo and that is a huge part of the chaos that is me. I am not against asexual or aroace identities but that is not me (before any of you twist my words). No, I’m not just a detached slut. I do not participate in your romance because first of all, I simply have a lack of understanding of it and second of all, I do feel that category of attraction. I feel sexual attraction and can understand it perfectly. This is probably because sex is a physical act that can be described. No one has ever described romance in a way that I do not describe friendships. I’m not just using people. You can have sex with your friends. Romance is not any better than friendship. Being aromantic means so much more than any alloromantic person could ever know and connecting that with asexuality is both disrespectful to asexual people and aromantic people. I don’t need to feel a feeling that I have no understanding of in order to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

[waybeforeyourtime]

And with that we’re on a weekend break! I love the reaction to these!

[notphyti]

Oh she ate? Ate what? Pussy?

[t-cognoscente]

[sewi-li-suwi]

Hey, I heard you used to be a hat, do you still retain any of the abilities of being a hat?

i can sit on your face if you like?

[theguywithaoriginalname]

"weather and calamity

tempestuous and fearsome. your moods are hard to read and you strike on a whim. not a soul can avoid you as disasters strike across the land. you have your own standards for what makes sense and what you value and if anyone dares challenge you there will be nowhere for them to run."

if you were a deity, what would you be the god of

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[klimthiii]

WHAT HUH

PEOPLE ON HERE DONT FUCKING KNOW UNDERTALE?!!!!?@?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!@?@?!

SANS WAS TUMBLR SEXYMAN LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO

based on this post

[duskopiate]

Okay, this is the second time this girl bestfriend is pissing me off with her text msgs with my boyfriend. You'll know if you read my last post. Like why would she send a text saying "I'll make you moan" out of nowhere and say that she's not wrong and that she doesn't mean anything wrong and that they're just friends? I mean what else can that mean?? These text messages with too many sex references is making me question my boyfriend and his intention as well. And she acts like she's so right and responsible and fuck what not!!! I mean, she's married and pregnant, what the hell????

[isthisstorysafe]

C. J. Barlowe:

Killer Notes from RtR23 (multi-author) series (?). M-M. Band. Bodyguard. Needs a proofreader. Lack of respect between leads: one cries with laughter when the other is angry with him. One lead hits the other, without consent, when he won't go beyond the interaction necessary for their jobs; one slap for every question he doesn't answer. One lead ignores consent & makes sexual advances (trying to join in a solo masturbation session somewhere he's not supposed to be & when the other lead has his eyes closed) when he's been told that, despite attraction, his counterpart doesn't want anything to happen between them. Bigger lead assumes he'll top. Some stupid. Also lacks nuance & verve. Not worth finishing.

CW: physical attacks; stalking; mentally & physically abusive ex; recent death of a grandparent; gun violence; walking in on someone who's naked & staying to watch them whilst they're oblivious; death threats; anti-fraternisation policies; historic bullying by lead & other band members; historic fatal crash; historic restraint without consent; cheating ex; ex related to current employer; rejection.

[luniise-kel]

personal hc that minato passes out in his school uniform the moment he gets to the dorms for a nap, wakes up at like 2am to do his nightly routine

[foxtailandredmess1]

@fuzilladeblue

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Shout out to all artists who had to work without any strong direction or instruction.

I wish you a merry “the client likes it anyways”

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Sooo I made Crowley's and Aziraphale's South Downs cottage in The Sims 4. Also made our two supernatual boys.

Here is Aziraphale Fell: bookworm, foodie and good. He wants to read ALL the books. Also Michael Sheen's face is so fucking hard to replicate

And here is Crowley, with and without glasses. I even found a mod for the tattoo! He is loyal, lazy and hot-headed. His aspiration is "soulmate" because he's a pathetic son of a bitch

And then their cottage! With a Bentley that's not really a Bentley but let's pretend it is.

Inside: ground floor floorplan and the entrance room.

Crowley has a greenhouse, obviously. There's a bench so Aziraphale can read there while Crowely takes care of the plants (*cough* shouts at them *cough*)

Their downstairs bathroom only has a bathtub because they don't use anything else.

And here is the living room! I tried to mix their styles a bit. It's mostly in the old fashioned, cozy vibe Aziraphale likes, but with a sprinkle of modern stuff more aligned with Crowley's taste. Lots of alcohol everywhere ofc

The kitchen has more of a modern vibe because I headcanon that it's Crowley that cooks most of the time. He says that it's because Aziraphale can't cook but it's because he likes to watch him eat the food he makes

Then we go upstairs! The bathroom here is the saddest and blandest bathroom because Crowley miracled it into existence when Maggie and Nina came over and were like "there's no toilet in your bathroom...?"

And the bedroom, more in a modern style because Crowley loves to sleep. There's also a vanity where Aziraphale puts on his creams and his things so he can be soft and pretty

And finally the last floor: Aziraphale's library!

Bonus picture of the ducks pond and the bench in the back garden