#sex on a roof

[sexymikayla3]

[bird-inacage]

The Heart Killers Trailer | Kantbison + UNHINGED

CURRENT CAUSE OF DEATH.

I'm sorry - they did not prepare us for this. BDSM??? A 500-Days-of-Summer DANCE NUMBER?! THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO INSANELY DERANGED AND CHAOTIC, I LOVE THAT FOR THEM.

[petrichorium]

Luffy makes u ask for it every time but especially the first time. Btw

[indelicateink]

god, i think I missed this audio had been so completely cleaned up by op back in the day that you can hear the BREATHING (kissing?)

VITAL ETA: @sonofcelluloid noticed Louis's saying "I hate us creeping around" and I hear it too and my world has been ALTERED

I need to sit with the fact they are regularly sneaking in sex on the dl bc they can't keep their hands off each other, but they want to protect their daughter's sensibilities

[brainrotcharacters]

for all my suspiciously-Deadpool behavior, the way that Logan is so joyful about finally finding someone to match his freak. that resonates with me actually.

[kaurwreck]

mori is going to forget to tell the boys that verlaine is coming to pick them up from meursault and verlaine is going to leave port mafia hq for the first time in six years only to arrive just in time to see his baby brother getting his back blown out by verlaine's least favorite anthropomorphized weasel. like. this is why he didn't want to leave the fucking basement, mori.

[banes-favourite]

when gortash began his rise to power, around his 20s, his campaign was purely on sex appeal. a lean young man, tan skin and dark eyes, with a tongue as quick as a viper, could charm anyone, let it be dutchess or lord, with slender fingers sliding down their back or a firm hand on their shoulder. as he ages, the public begins to notice the strangely large dragonborn becoming more present at his sides. the dragonborn comforts his worries of age by covering his tan skin in reforged gold, stolen from his bloody love's political enemies, his maw scratching against the back of his neck. albeit a bit too rough, gortash seems to love it. nobody seems to listen to gortash when he playfully(NOT) warns them that his acquaintance is not as sociable as him. nor is he surprised when he finds his scaled love ruining his new imported neverwinter carpets with the blood of the poor, hardheaded soul of the night

sory had to ramble

THIS IS REAL, CANON AND FACTUAL

[chrispineofficial]

i DID watch s1e1 of iwtv last night. i do NOT remember any of it

[butchtifalockhart]

“wow, cloud and tifa have such a fascinating dynamic! trauma-bonding as the sole survivors of a horrific massacre while also not having actually seen each other in years is such a cool way to explore trauma and growth! i wonder what people are saying about them online! :D”

what people are saying about them online, every time, without fail:

[harringroveera]

One of the best songs Eddie has ever written and sung honestly

[petrichorium]

I think when shanks is like rlly into sex he’s actually kinda quiet btw

[mr-dusk14]

[chubote]

Yeah, yeah I should eat more...

[todayisafridaynight]

There's this newish "euphisim" young people in my country came up with. When someone says "I'll take him to the roof" means they're gonna have sex with that person. So my sister was watching me play Y3 and when she heard "Mine's taken him up to the ruff" she was like oooo he's gonna- and I was scream laughing

HEEEEEEEEEELPPELJVLAKJ PLEAASSE I WOULDNT HAVE SURVIVVVVEDD

[alexanderhamiltonhasafatass]

Can u draw Philip and Stephen in the modern universe

Do what you will with this

[lokh]

pathology technician couldn't find my name in the system and kept switching the gender to see if it would show up