#sex is bomb tho LMFAO

[here2bbtstrash]

As I said to Jade, I'm in my interacting era.

#5, 11, 24, pls?

Fly safe! (I mean, the pilot, obvs)

hi hi HLJ!!!! i hope you're having a lovely weekend 🤎

5. who do you feel most you around?

i feel like i have different sides of my personality that come out around different people! but the ultimate answer for this would have to be with my best friend (let's call them A hehe) who lives in nyc. i probably only see them once a year rn (twice if we're lucky) but we have been friends since we were 12 and i think they probably know me better than any other human person on planet earth. there's nothing i don't share with them and frankly we've gone through most things in life together (seriously: we both write smutty fanfiction [they are in different non-bangtan fandoms tho lmao!], are in recovery from eating disorders, have Parent Trauma and adhd and almost assuredly are on the spectrum lmfao, are obsessed with literature and theater, and are extremely queer extremely non-binary kinky sex positive weirdos)

they are the most nonjudgmental wonderful little human, so caring, so encouraging, and i strive to be even 1% as amazing as they are. i could gush forever but i just.... EVERYONE DESERVES A FRIEND LIKE THIS (they're also a therapist so sometimes our conversations are quite literally free therapy sessions for me whieughergkhfg what a fucking angel)

11. what’s your ideal date?

i'm gonna be so honest here: i fucking hate dating 😅 especially the first date/getting to know you phase. i find it exhausting and as an antisocial introvert who is prone to sensory overwhelm many ~date ideas~ sound like actual hell on earth to me lmfaooooo

so if we're talking truly ideal: we've already been together for like 3-6 months, not long enough that they're getting on my nerves yet, but definitely enough time to be well past pretense and awkward vibes and bullshit "what's your favorite color"-ass questions. the formula is simple: sex, order in takeout, binge watch TV (with optional booze), maybe sex again later, but i don't sleep over bc i don't sleep well when i have to share a bed lmao. that's really it! (i do also like museums, movies, concerts, and trying new restaurants - i just am a homebody to my core so that will always be the preference hehe)

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

besides the obvious 🤪 - i like long walks or hikes outside, reading (especially poetry or short fiction), and taking a nice hot bath with a fancy bath bomb. i also reserve this for special occasions (usually my birthday!) but i fucking LOVE a sensory deprivation tank. oh god it's so good, like put me back in the womb for a while you know?????

send me some soft asks!

[mademoiselle-historienne]

💕 (both or either muse)

answers in italics are tentative/maybe

Michael

strangers (1 of 5)

I don’t know you personally or at all. I would not recognize you on the street. I do not know your name. i would not recognize if you were brought up in conversation. you have no importance in my life.

acquaintances (5 of 9)

i know your name. I recognize your face. i think i understand your personality on a surface level. i’d like to get to know you more. i think we could be good friends. we have a lot of similar interests. people say we’re a lot alike. we don’t ask one another for favors often. i would not be able to tell someone if you have allergies.

friends (7 of 11)

we get along well. we have fun together. i like hanging out with you. you’re someone i can send memes to. i feel comfortable around you. i know some of your interests. i’m a little more open with you than other people. i keep some secrets to myself. sometimes i’m not sure what i can open up to you about. i usually buy you something minor for holidays. i like when we can go out and do something together.

best friends (5 of 13)

i could tell you anything. i call you if there’s a problem. we probably text too much. we have a great time together. we’ve got through some bad times. i can be myself around you. we have inside jokes for days. i send you songs that remind me of us. we have a lot of memories together. i can open up to you. i worry when you’re in a bad situation. i’d kick someone’s booty for you. i take insults against you personally.

crushes (11 of 13)

you make my heart race. i can’t stop thinking about you. i worry i text back too quickly. every touch is a sign. sometimes i wonder what kind of person is your type. i send you songs that remind me of you. i keep dropping hints about how i feel. you make me emotional. i want to tell you how i feel. i like when you let me stay over. i think i’d be happy so long as you’re happy. seeing you with other people makes me jealous. i can’t tell if this is a date or we’re just hanging out solo.

sister/brotherly (5 of 15)

you drive me crazy. we’re on the same level. you take over all my hobbies. you nag me too much. i’d die for you. we jinx a lot. we have inside games. we play too many pranks. sometimes our fights can get a little intense. i feel relaxed around you. i can be myself around you. we take care of each other. you steal my food right from my plate. i steal your food straight from your plate. if one of us is sick, we both are.

dating & early love (7 of 13)

you make me happy. we have everything in common. you are always on my mind. i can’t get enough of you. we sleep on top of each other, not next to each other. we buy everything in pairs. talking about you is like word vomit. people seem a little annoyed at how in love we are. our relationship should have books written about it. we’re always making memories. i can’t wait to do all our ‘firsts’ together. sometimes i get cold feet. i hope we’ll be together forever.

mature love (11 of 18)

you take all the blankets. you ate the last of MY snack. we get into tiffs but work it out. i can be honest with you. you know everything about me. we can be a little naggy towards each other. i feel safe around you. you are always on my mind. everything i do is for us. ‘we’ seems to suit us best. people say we fight like a married couple. we are married. we have children together. we reminisce while making memories. i’d die for you. i can’t imagine my life without you. i love you for your flaws. i’ll love you forever.

toxic love (5 of 15)

(optional, contains abuse mentions)

i’ll do anything you tell me to do. it doesn’t matter so long as you’re happy. i don’t care so long as it makes me happy. i’m only in this relationship to get something. you only want to be with me to get something. i can’t trust you. i don’t feel comfortable around you. talking to you feels like walking on egg shells. i never know what is okay. you apologize with gifts. i apologize with gifts. you say i’m everything to you. i don’t talk to anyone else anymore. we get into physical fights. the cops have been called before.

exes (3 of 12)

i miss what we had. we used to be good friends. my memories feel tainted now. i think about texting you a lot. i wonder how you’ve been. i don’t like the idea of you getting with other people. i’m already seeing other people. we have a child together. we’re legally separated. we broke up. my family wants us to get back together. i put you on blast with all my friends.

enemies (4 of 11)

i hate you. you make my skin crawl. you are my antonym. seeing you makes my blood boil. i know you’re no good. you thwart my every move. i know your trying to hurt me. i know you’re talking shit about me. i’ve never felt this way about anyone else. i could kill you. i will kill you.

result: crushes/mature love

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Laurie

strangers (0 of 5)

I don’t know you personally or at all. I would not recognize you on the street. I do not know your name. i would not recognize if you were brought up in conversation. you have no importance in my life.

acquaintances (7 of 9)

i know your name. I recognize your face. i think i understand your personality on a surface level. i’d like to get to know you more. i think we could be good friends. we have a lot of similar interests. people say we’re a lot alike. we don’t ask one another for favors often. i would not be able to tell someone if you have allergies.

friends (9 of 11)

we get along well. we have fun together. i like hanging out with you. you’re someone i can send memes to. i feel comfortable around you. i know some of your interests. i’m a little more open with you than other people. i keep some secrets to myself. sometimes i’m not sure what i can open up to you about. i usually buy you something minor for holidays. i like when we can go out and do something together.

best friends (9 of 13)

i could tell you anything. i call you if there’s a problem. we probably text too much. we have a great time together. we’ve got through some bad times. i can be myself around you. we have inside jokes for days. i send you songs that remind me of us. we have a lot of memories together. i can open up to you. i worry when you’re in a bad situation. i’d kick someone’s booty for you. i take insults against you personally.

crushes (10 of 13)

you make my heart race. i can’t stop thinking about you. i worry i text back too quickly. every touch is a sign. sometimes i wonder what kind of person is your type. i send you songs that remind me of you. i keep dropping hints about how i feel. you make me emotional. i want to tell you how i feel. i like when you let me stay over. i think i’d be happy so long as you’re happy. seeing you with other people makes me jealous. i can’t tell if this is a date or we’re just hanging out solo.

sister/brotherly (7 of 15)

you drive me crazy. we’re on the same level. you take over all my hobbies. you nag me too much. i’d die for you. we jinx a lot. we have inside games. we play too many pranks. sometimes our fights can get a little intense. i feel relaxed around you. i can be myself around you. we take care of each other. you steal my food right from my plate. i steal your food straight from your plate. if one of us is sick, we both are.

dating & early love (10 of 13)

you make me happy. we have everything in common. you are always on my mind. i can’t get enough of you. we sleep on top of each other, not next to each other. we buy everything in pairs. talking about you is like word vomit. people seem a little annoyed at how in love we are. our relationship should have books written about it. we’re always making memories. i can’t wait to do all our ‘firsts’ together. sometimes i get cold feet. i hope we’ll be together forever.

mature love (14 of 18)

you take all the blankets. you ate the last of MY snack. we get into tiffs but work it out. i can be honest with you. you know everything about me. we can be a little naggy towards each other. i feel safe around you. you are always on my mind. everything i do is for us. ‘we’ seems to suit us best. people say we fight like a married couple. we are married. we have children together. we reminisce while making memories. i’d die for you. i can’t imagine my life without you. i love you for your flaws. i’ll love you forever.

toxic love (1 of 15)

(optional, contains abuse mentions)

i’ll do anything you tell me to do. it doesn’t matter so long as you’re happy. i don’t care so long as it makes me happy. i’m only in this relationship to get something. you only want to be with me to get something. i can’t trust you. i don’t feel comfortable around you. talking to you feels like walking on egg shells. i never know what is okay. you apologize with gifts. i apologize with gifts. you say i’m everything to you. i don’t talk to anyone else anymore. we get into physical fights. the cops have been called before.

exes (3 of 12)

i miss what we had. we used to be good friends. my memories feel tainted now. i think about texting you a lot. i wonder how you’ve been. i don’t like the idea of you getting with other people. i’m already seeing other people. we have a child together. we’re legally separated. we broke up. my family wants us to get back together. i put you on blast with all my friends.

enemies (0 of 11)

i hate you. you make my skin crawl. you are my antonym. seeing you makes my blood boil. i know you’re no good. you thwart my every move. i know your trying to hurt me. i know you’re talking shit about me. i’ve never felt this way about anyone else. i could kill you. i will kill you.

result: mature love

[just-a-creep-babe]

The creeps when their s/o is on their period? 👉👈

-tiny anon

Requests are closed but commissions are open!

Masterlist: x

Slenderman

The BEST support you could ask for

He always knows exactly what you need at the right time & place

You want some sweets? He’s already got five different boxes of assorted candies & chocolates

Your back’s feeling achey? There are already two tentacles working on your shoulders & two more pressing at that sore spot on your spine

It’s almost scary how well he can predict what you need

But then again, he is telepathic, so it makes sense

Part of his abilities also means that he can somewhat relieve any aches, pains & mood swings you might get before, during or after your period

So that whole monthly hassle you usually have to go through? Practically ~gone~ with him around

Only down side is that he’s pretty busy, so he might not always be there for you

No worse feeling than knowing that the one (1) person who can help you through this can’t be with you :/

Jeff the Killer

Absolute gremlin

Forgets some people have to go through this every 👏damn 👏month 👏

So when you start getting moody around him, he gets upset, frustrated & confused every single time

Someone help this clueless manses I stg 🙄

Seriously, you gotta spell it out for him

And even then, he won’t /completely/ understand why you get like this

You gotta ask for anything you want/need because he’s not gonna know what to do otherwise

Sometimes, he just straight up leaves for a few days because he doesn’t know how to handle it :/

Which, honestly, almost makes things easier, if not for the fact that you miss him n his cuddles :”(

If you text him saying you want him tho, he’ll prolly come back

On the plus side? The angry period sex is bomb 👀👀

BEN Drowned

Almost as clueless as Jeff—but not quite as much

He’s horrible at keeping track of time, so he also doesn’t realize what’s going on when symptoms start showing up

He tries to be as sympathetic as he can when you let him know tho

If you can pry him away from his games, he’ll gladly cuddle & eat a bunch of sweets w you :3

Homeboy’s excellent in that regard; he’s super cuddly n supportive of not doing anything if you don’t feel like it

And he’ll give you back rubs & foot massages & anything else that’ll help you feel better uwu

He might try to be goofy to cheer you up—and it does usually work

Overall? Pretty damn good support for when you’re Struggling™️

The only issue that might arise is trying to pry him away from his games when he’s in a Heated Gamer Match

But that’s an issue you’ll probably get used to when dating him regardless :)

Eyeless Jack

Demon boy can smell when your period’s approaching

So timing is absolutely not an issue

In fact, if you forget your period’s a thing, we all do sometimes lmfao, & you’re feeling the symptoms w/o realizing, he’s good at gently reminding you what’s coming & finding a solution if/when possible :)

And also, speaking of scents & hormones, the sex is wild when you get that PMS/period horniness—just saying 😳😳

He’s super understanding of what you go through because he gets similar bouts of strange cravings, random horniness, awkward discomfort & occasional stabs of pain

Being partly possessed by a demon = constantly PMSing: confirmed ✅

He is absolutely there for you the whole way through

He’s loving, attentive & caring—and he gets you what you need when you need it, no questions asked

AND with his study in a medical background, he’s great at administering the proper care you need

Unfortunately, he also might leave if he needs to feed, or if he’s going through his heat

But he always returns as soon as he can to help you through things <33

Masky

He… well… he’s not the best at helping you through it 😅

He’s got a pretty short temper, so if you get snappy with him because you’re feeling upset, well, he unfortunately will retaliate

But it’s not malicious!! It’s just kind of a knee-jerk reaction

He’ll feel really bad if he genuinely upsets you

And as soon as you explain what’s going on, he’ll try his best to make it up to you AND help you feel better any way he can

Honestly, he’s the kind of guy to download a period tracking app to remind him when he should take things easy on you (it’s pretty cute skdjdhsl)

He’s trying, I swear :”)

He’ll make you ~plenty~ of food & give you a bunch of painkillers because he doesn’t know what else to do

And he’s great at giving you tummy rubs/massages for when your cramps start acting up

He’s lowkey helpless but he’s really trying so it’s cute 🥰❤️

Hoodie

Honestly? He’s pretty good at helping you manage things

Keeps decent track of your cycle & always carries a spare pad/tampon/cup just in case—with plenty of painkillers if ever need be

He’ll give plenty of tummy rubs as well, and will let you steal his hoodie while tucking you in blankets/providing snacks AND heating pads for your comfort

He’s just,, the whole package,,,, how can you not love him? ❤️

He has to leave for jobs fairly often, but he’ll definitely text & call as much as he can to keep you company & check up on you

He’ll also try to crack some jokes to make you feel better when you’re in pain

He hates that you have to go through this all the time, but he loves how cuddly & affectionate you get

Uses your period as an excuse to spend more time with you ngl

Overall, he’s pretty wholesome when you’re on your period

I love him & you should too, thanks for coming to my ted talk 💞💗💕

Ticci Toby

The sweetest boy of all times

He can be a tad clueless, but he’s always sO understanding & always willing to learn

Will either go to EJ or some of the other period-having creeps for advice on how to help

He doesn’t feel pain, so he can’t really relate to what you’re going through

But instead of under-reacting, he’ll usually overreact

So you have to reassure him that no, it’s probably not fatal, and yes, you probably will be fine

Even then, he might still wanna take you to one of the docs just to make sure you’re 100% alright

Like I said; very sweet 🥰❤️

He sometimes worries a tad too much, but he’s a great listener & will help any way he can

Just wants to love & support you & give you all the affection you deserve <3

[geneticmisfit]

Me, two months ago: man idk if i can handle muses other than Peter

Me, now, realizing my love for ancient / odd muses: I don't need another bEGONE

[sukirichi]

a little think i thought of today:

reader who’s ranting to some man at the bar (toji) that their boyfriend (megumi) isn’t able to please them anymore. toji knows it’s megumi’s significant other and takes the reader home to show them that that fushiguro dick should be like. mans just absolutely puts the reader in a mating press and RAW DOGS them (doesn’t have to cum in them but certainly could👀). ends with toji dropping the bomb that megumi is her son and gives the reader an absolute shock factor. reader is distraught but doesn’t have the heart to tell megumi.

enjoy my thirst & sorry for the horny (10 bonks for me)

-🐌

warnings: nsfw under the cut, dub-con, rough sex, don’t read if you’re uncomfortable!

Oh my gosh, this idea is SEKC. I took long to respond because I wanted to give a scenario or small drabble for this, but my eyes are worn out and screw it, I’m jumping on thirst land with you. first of all, HELL YES. you’re just so tired and stressed out that you’re just not attracted to megumi anymore, and you wonder if maybe you’re falling out of love, or really, the sex is just really bad. it isn’t that Megumi is bad in bed, but he’s so stressed from work that sex with him is mostly just lame fucking for release, and you like to savor your time, you know?

you don’t want a ���cheap fix.” so just as megumi passes out after an orgasm beside you, you clean yourself up and go to a nightclub, dressing sexily because you NEED to feel sexy after that lame excuse of a fuck. 

then you meet dilf toji. 

he’s dark, tall, handsome, and funny. easy to talk to as well. tyou share a few drinks and you’re lost in each other’s presence, the grinding and sexual chaos of typical nightclubs just fading into the background, THEN you finally get to the topic of why you’re there.

toji is there simply because he’s taking a break after a long day of work (aka being a hitman lmfao) and then SHYLY, but also desperate to tell someone because your friends would make fun of you if you told them, you admit you don’t enjoy sex with your partner anymore. that you’re mostly just being used to relieve some stress and you don’t even get to cum. you’re annoyed, irritated, and with all that pent-up sexual tension, you’re fucking horny. 

meanwhile, toji is just there like, “oh, really? he’s not even making you feel good? not even a little clit rubbing?” it makes you flustered with how he’s teasing you but you’re like, “yeah, it’s just awful. i can’t even look him in the afce without wanting to punch him.”

toji goes, “well, i can always help you, if you’d like.”

and yeah the uber driver is SCARRED because you’re dry humping in the backseat and you’re like ohshitohshit but also, his body is so big and warm and he makes you feel AROUSED and WANTED and you’re really horny, so you can’t really care anymore. 

toji is just cocky that you can’t keep your hands off him, and you go to his house because ofc, megumi’s asleep in your home.

you make out and strip clothes all the way to the bedroom, so eager to fuck each other that your bra is on the chandelier,  panties are on the countertop, and your dress is somewhere under the coffee table. it’s a mess, but a hot mess.

toji is a PLEASER. he’s the type to show off his strength and how good he can make someone feel, and he’s determined to give you the dicking of your life, and also to set a standard that, “this is how fushiguro dick should be like.” you both go at it so hard that you don’t even notice the framed photo in his living room with toji attending megumi’s college graduation.

he fucks you RAW. after assurance that you’re on the pill, ofc, but also because he wants you to feel every ridge and vein of his cock. wants to feel you creaming down on him and walls tightening around his fat cock and he is BIG.

you aren’t a virgin, but it sure does feel like you are because of how his fat cock stretches you. and when he bottoms out? you can barely breathe.

he’s just starting tho. he will press your thighs on your stomach and have your knees planted beside your head just so he can have full access to your pussy, and the squelching sounds are so pornographic you’re putting an adult star to shame. you’re screaming and squirting all over his cock, but his sex drive is so high that he’s not even close, so he just keeps pounding into you until you’re drooling and fucked out in his sheets. body sore, love bites everywhere, but you’re not complaining because it’s been such a long time you’ve been fucked good, and you’re still not satisfied.

doesn’t really cum in you because he’d rather see your pretty face covered in him and would most likely bust a nut just from seeing you swallow his thick cum, and when you’re panting and about to pass out from the best fucking of your life, you see his ID peaking out from his discarded pants, and it reads toji fushiguro.

“wait, fushiguro?” your heart drops from your chest, and you slowly peek at toji who’s also still trying to catch his breath. he DID just make you cum six times after all, and he’s had a long day at work, so cut him some slack. “would you happen to know a megumi fushiguro?”

the grin on his face is absolutely shit-eating. “yeah, he’s my son,” he finally drops the bomb, and you feel like you’re about to explode. “i hope i’ve done our family name some justice. i must say though - i’m surprised megumi has a really pretty girlfriend.”

[wrestlezon]

aew dynamite 11/23/22 liveblog containment zone

finally watched the dynamite from wednesday. now i can look at my dashboard again

in the ring with william regal

why u side with mjf my man... it keeps sounding like regal is calling him "mr freeman" which is immensely distracting to the rest of my brain maxwell friedman, in the flesh. or rather, with the championship belt oh its moxley time danielson coming out to defend regal please dont hurt him mox. hes got glass bones and paper skin SLAPPING HIM??????? LMFAOOO DANIELSON "IM SORRY IM SORRY I HIT U" (NOT) why are they gaslight gatekeep girlbossing moxley right now this is just reminding me of slap's hannibal au fic just kill them all, moxley!!! wow. moxley telling him to just walk away

backstage with keith lee

how u doin bud LMAO SWERVE'S HERE WHAT???????????? COVERING THE CAMERA MAKE UP SEX so bomb gets even keith lee to reconsider

orange cassidy vs jake hager

him and his stupid fucking hat oh rocky is here too! best vice. roppongi friends. taking his glasses??? hager's outfit just becoming a collection of items he's taken from other wrestlers he got nothing else going on. lack of personality PUT THE HAT ON orange is getting the crowd hype for him to put the hat on. love it the hat gets put on hager all wrestling needs to be like this so i dont need to settle with watching a match with hager in it commentary is being really good but i cant focus on them because im watching the match excaliburs response to "do you have a favorite article of clothing" was funny tho lmfao matt and angelo parker yelling at orange in stereo. 2point0 negging hours orange cassidy trust fall OH MY GOD HIS FLIP OFF THE APRON orange wins

oh chuck has cute shoes the factory is here!!! yaayyyyyy rematch with them i wouldnt mind watching best friends vs the factory over and over again lmao mic broke DARKNESS… is it danhausen aga-- HOUSE OF BLACK! im glad theyre back! im also glad malakai black is back!! look at julia hart looking stylish as hell in the fog and red. what an intro oh no if the best friends fight the house of black theyre gonna lose for sure. they would not do the house of black a disservice by having them lose to the best friends in any capacity please do not have them feud. thank u

video promo with jungle boy

is jungle boy's new gimmick going to be him covered in crusted blood from full gear im glad jungle boy got a W

ethan page vs ricky starks

the eliminator tournament! who is going on to fight mjf? ethan page :)c i know people hate on ethan page for getting a push but theyre wrong. he's very charismatic and cute and i like to hear him promo and also watch him wrestle. ricky starks……….. surely people have already made transmasc swag comments about this already ethan page is sooooo cute whoa stokley pulled ethan page and himself out of the way of a moving car (ricky starks' dive out of the ring) oooo EJECTED FROM DA MATCH for his INTERFERENCE whoa that superplex looked impromptu hmm who is going to win this match. i think they should throw ricky a bone but also ethan page has history with mjf which could work with the narrative did he just rip off his tit armor whoa! ethan page tossing him so high into the air three spears! my favorite mov-- OH! ricky won!!!

backstage video promo with wardlow

oh yeah i forgot he lost his title wardlow: i dont know how i lost my title. so i looked at the footage. and i see that i was knocked unconscious by samoe joe.

backstage with jade cargill

lmao what the. why is there a bow wow altercation here oh yeah i forgot jade won back her belt. i forgot because i was mad at this result whoa. kiera hogan officially fired by jade and mark sterling for not being a bad enough bitch

death triangle vs the elite

jeez 7 matches in a row look if there is one group that can do 7 rematches and make it interesting? its these six whoa they did wayward son again getting the big boos. i know theyre heels but dang wait the cm punk chants reminded me of all out. and theyre in chicago. that checks out sorry every day i try to erase the memory because it makes me SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cm punk!!! (wailing sobbing emojis) death triangle has the sickest intro ohhhh thats cute! penta giving football man a football helmet styled lucha mask… aww whoa what is up with pac oh broken nose. ok. i didnt see because i was too busy looking at pac and the football guy rey fenix stopping kenny's chargeup run move. and then sick flip wow fuck cm punk chants now? i mean yeah i too felt parasocially betrayed by cm punk leaving wrestling a second time. i feel you chicago colt cabana chants??? don't go where i can't follow, chicago crowd. im trying to order lunch and watch this match at the same time and doing neither properly. ok im good now lmao fucking up the buckshot lariat??? on purpose at that? the shade BITING???????? HELLO LMAO what a heel move, directly to me and also the audience taking his protective mask off!! lmao it getting caught in his spaghetti string hair oh no, pac's poor vulnerable nose!!! LMAO GTS???????????? ok guys come on youre laying it on so thick i like the elite but you cant keep reminding me of my broken heart 😭 youre hurting me. i know youre heels but this is too much!!! waahhhhhh matt jackson what the fuck are you doing with that hammer freak! weirdo!!!

renee paquette with an annoucement

whats up oh they're officially world championing the title. this makes sense. its been so long that i forgot it was an interim title poor toni storm tho. unless they retroactively apply it to her reign? but it really doesnt sound like they are doing that

anna jay + tay melo vs britt baker + jamie hayter vs willow nightingale + skye blue

oh wow tayjay got their own theme! nice they have matching outfits… i guess white black gold isnt totally unique a color combo but still i got distracted. im so sorry women i dont think willow is gonna win (cry) so why be invested in this match i say that and skye blue starts doing cool kicks and cazadora moves omg yes queen prove me wrong nooooo eats the pin immediately WHY DID I GET INVESTED JUST THEN the interim thing is too bad but i do think its interesting that now that the second its not a temp title britt baker goes OWO?

backstage with renee paquette and top flight and FTR

ohhh theyre fighting for the ROH tag titles on friday. cute. a nice honorable fightmatch

the acclaimed come out to the ring

pretty good rap this time boys i wonder if theyre gonna start up the next feud for them. who is gonna tussle with the acclaimed? unfortunately i think the best friends are kinda busy so there goes my hopes and dreams NOOOOO NOT LETHAL'S SQUAD LMAOOOOOOOO were they chanting "cm punk" or "jarrett sucks" i couldnt tell ok we have to pause and rewind and slowmo a bit there when max caster was scissor because he handed something to a lady in the front row and we think he literally just handed someone a hotel keycard LMAO??? PICKUP MOVES?? AT THE SHOW?????? ON CAMERA?????????????????? it looked a little bit too thick to be a business card… insane behavior if true

jericho vs ishii

my friends really didnt want to watch this match but i managed to convince them to at least let me fast forward to a random part of the match and they were immediately curious about why jericho is bleeding from the chest so: mission accomplished face slap fight taz apologizing and excalibur being like "tony khan scold you in your ear lol?" i love the aew commentary chop fight ah heres the chest bleedy. kind of a goofy blade job but ok this match is just making me think about the eddie vs ishii match that was on the… forbidden door zero hour? it was on one of the ppv zero hours and guess what: that match ruled this match is ok i guess. its living in the shadow of a superior eddie vs ishii match maybe jericho shouldve bladed later omg ishii covered in lil blood splatters. crazy ok jericho is getting too beat up for too long so hes probably going to end up winning this match which is lame and cringe whoa that apron move trading suplexes wait i forgot this is a title match. of course hes gonna win ok excalibur that was not a 2.99 ad infinitum come on flip him off. final act of resistance IAN RICCABONI LOOK OUT!! RUN!!! why does he just sit there and wait to get beaten up every time claudio 2 da rescue

[bisexualhobi]

Not that one anon saying “no one is saying its going to be some philosophical woke song etc etc” girl.............. yall r the ones saying bts’ songs have deep meanings n teaches u to love yourself n then shitting on other groups singing about sex and guns, and then now yall wanna say can we just have fun lol we wanted to have fun since the very beginning yall r the ones making it weird and being condescending when all of us were like: likey likey n when we’re jumping and popping we jopping vroom vroom make a whistle like a whistle bomb bomb etc etc LMFAO

Like I genuinely dont mind both like if theres a deep meaning to it, or the lyrics may resonate to some ppl, great i like that. But if the song is just noises with empty lyrics and its catchy like im fine with that too, its fun. U can have ur preference, like preferring lyrics more than noise whilst some dont care and just like it when its catchy. Why r yall switching narratives according to whatever is going on with bts. Just like what u like without being weird, is someone holding yall hostage

Some ppl really think u just pull stuff out of ur ass when the “evidence” is right there like u didnt even have to do a whole fbi investigation. Not this whole rant tho ... lol

not to be like that but uh. bts stans act like bts are the ONLY kpop idols that can write beautiful lyrics and have deep songs when they should shut the fuck up and listen to a jonghyun song and maybe they'll calm down.

I love deep lyrics but it's also like. sometimes nonsense is good. just don't act holier than thou because of fucking lyrics that you don't even understand unless a translator writes them with footnotes for you

[glittrkink]

MAIA OH MY GOOODDD IM SO SORRY

heres some fluff for you tho if dominicandaddyconniespringer where there you know mans would go feral defending you

very much “SHE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME ENERGY”

however there is a good chance that he would take it too far and be like “so what if she writes smut? You know how BOMB that makes our sex life? One time —” he’d just keep going till someone restrains him or throws him out 😭😭

AAAAHHHH AMAN thank u for sending me this it definitely made me feel better!!!

wish connie was here to defend me lmfao i would let him run his mouth and honestly i’d hype him up a little too much, we’d both get thrown out 💀

[partyinthemysterymachine]

don’t forget to blacklist #i jellicle can’t deal/#longpost if you don’t want to see my CATS blathering lmfao

ah back just in time for Himboshanks

And The Great Dubbing Controversy

LMFAO leg down bruh

ugh the kittens copying him yuck so cute

ugh i love this bit with everyone waking up and playing the passengers lmfao and Rumple being like Don’t Look At Me

lmfao THE GIRLS ARE FIIIGHTIIINGGG 

the skipping is so happy :) storytime with Himboshanks

ugh i love the one scrunched legwrmer to the ankle god bless he’s so animated he’s perfect and has never done any wrong laisefhalg the mouse pantomiming Deut and Skimble just adore each other huh. friends

i die every time i notice the kicking from the Wheels Toms to keep them going it’s adorable

good job everyone y’all suck

slide time is the best time

MACAVITY

what’s up you total freak you look like shit and your meat is huge

[on a total sidenote it’s so dumb that i get major anxiety from the A/C being on for long, it has been on constnatly for hours and idk why it just induces ridiculous amounts of anxiety in me]

lmao @ Bomba like ;) approving and then oh headshake ?? ? 

deme and bomba are lesbians and that’s that on that folks

ooo her nails are painted gold

Rosemarie Ford marry me

lmfao this part of the song was also funny to me bc Deme sings about him with a reverent?? tone and then acts like Bomba is shit talking and honestly she kinda is, she’s mocking the dude and honestly? he deserves it

two totally different opinions on the dude, fear and and some horny vs ppttbhhhhhh fuck that dude he ain’t shit

every time i see a catlike headshake i lose my mind

sorry everyone this musical and this song in particular made me really gay

kinda makes you want to go out and kiss a girl like right now

Mac and Munk >:[      ] at each other great guys you’re really doin it

this also confused me tho bc at least Munkustrap would sense somethin funky??? but Sure

GOD the old costume yeah baby you’re a sex bomb

but god this fucking costume was always so ugly

i DO like the deme bridge

THE GIRLS ARE FIIIGHTTIIIIINGGGGG

bitch fight bitch fight bitch fight bitch fight

love the cartwheel gruber SHOVE OFF YOU STUPID fuck

lafhaldigh the slow mo 

BITCH FIGHT BITCH FIGHT fuck him up Lonzo 

eat shit macavity nobody likes you you’re mean and you’re all i’ve ever loved 

it’s beat up munkustrap hours and i’ve got my hand down my pants

[threeracha]

another get to know me! :”)

tagged by @realstraykids @hyuunjins TYTYTYTYTYTYTY

tagging: @himeaegyo @jeongn @jeojangins @jeongin-ie @seungchanie @lees-minho @felixeslee @straykidding @dinojaeee @softstraykids @chanbng @chans97 @mydarlingfelix @chanskitty @ OTHERS THAT WANNA SPILL UR TEA BC ICANT THINK OF 25 ACCS !!!!!! (ps sry if u did this n i tagged u : ( (( ( )

rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged. 

🌙 LAST Drink: green tea w honey! ilvoe tea :D”D”D”DDD

Text Message: i texted myself pictures of my textbook to note @ my grandparents’ house  Phone Call: i called myself bc i lost my phone in my room earlier,,,,, LMFOA OMFG HTIS IS SAD Song you listened to: jerk - ikon :””””) lmfao,,,,,, im highkey just big heart eyes w ikon’s return album im sobbing STILLLLL Time you cried: after school yesterday bc i was thinking abt dying alone,,,n stuff like that lmao

🌙 HAVE YOU EVER Dated someone twice: no Kissed someone and regretted it: my first kiss was ,,,, bad timing,,,,,, we never saw each other again after that night LMFAO Lost someone special: yea :((((  Been depressed: when have i not lskdlfkj KIDDDING,,, i mean,,,,,i,,,dk,,,,,  Been drunk and thrown up: no i hate vomiting and will do anything to AVOID tbh

🌙 IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU Made a new friend: ye i lvo frends Fallen out of love: how do u fall outta smth u were never in 😪 LMFAO Met someone who changed you: i think everyone i meet changes som aspect of myself to a certain degree,,,,,,,,,,,,, Found out who your true friends are: idk,,,,,, im honestly,,,, a huge doormat,,,i cant tell who actually cares 4 me tbh OOPS Found out someone was talking about you: LMAO :P dont have this prob bc of my major irrelevancy cc; ,,, imean not TO BRAG BUT ----- 

🌙 GENERAL How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: ik 4 irls tumblrs (not mutuals,,, lmfao,,,,, none of them know i have tumblr actually) + one of them i accidentally found i STILL CRY ABT IT I DONT WANT TO REVEAL WHAT THEIR BLOG WAS FOCUSED ON BUT DEF NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING SLKDJFLS Do you have any pets?: 2 bunnies and 1 goldfish!!!!!!! Do you want to change your name?: ye ig,,, my name feels rlly basic ( I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO JASMINES IN THE WORLD I JUST FEEL LIKE IDK LSKDJFLKJD F ) What time did you wake up this morning: 5:30am,,, then 5:40,,,,,,,, then 6:05 What were you doing last night: practicing the presentation i bombed :D Something you cannot wait for: to be done with high school i h8 it sm :( Have you ever talked to a person named tom?: does,,,,, thomas count? What’s getting on your nerves right now: when people are F A  K E as HELL to me,,, like GODDDD,,,, i dont wanna sound like hella salty or bitter but jfc it’s not like i can’t tell or anyth,,,,,,,, be transparent w/ me b!!!!!!!!!ahaha i mean not to shaaaaaade but LMFAO.  Blood type: o (i tested this in bio 2 yrs ago but this year i didnt test for the rh antigen bc im a wimp and cant prick my own finger again) Nickname: jas,,,, jace,,,,,,,,,, rissa idek if u follow this blog but bongbong  Relationship status: AHHAHHAHAH WOT THIS------------------- Zodiac sign: sagittarius Pronouns: s/h Favorite show: MOM IS SO FUNNY College: ???? WHAT IS THIS ASKING EXACTLY LDSKJFLKFJ,,, i am in college???? on my “second” year i guess Hair colour: naturally eh eh  black but i dye it brown Do you have a crush on someone: SIGH ,,,, IDDDKKKKKKKK ANYMOREOOEEEEOEOEO i think i do BUT I ALSO HATE HIM SO000000 MUCH  What do you like about yourself: u said wot now m8?????

🌙 FIRSTS First surgery: i had smth when i was young,,,,,,, i dont remember what it was lmfaoooo,,,,,, but i remember coming out of the hospital blind af and had to wear jankass “sunglasses” that flew away the moment the door WHOOSHED open First piercing: 6 months old First sport you joined: i,,,, d,,,ont,,,,s,,po,,r,t,,,,,,, First vacation: i went to seattle when i was ~6 months old,,, that’s where my ears were pierced LMAO First pair of sneakers: ?? HOW WOULD I KNOW THIS IM????????? WAGTLKJLKJFLKJC prob som ssketcher shit

🌙 RIGHT NOW Eating: lychee I’m about to: wash my face Listening to: my brother rage @ his xbox Want kids: um,,,,, doesnt matter if i have my own kids or not but i really want to adopt at least one kid Get married: i mean,,,,, if someone can tolerate me SSURE sounds cool Career: LMFAO,,,,,,, a student,,,,,, but im,,,, failing,,, does that still count

🌙 WHICH IS BETTER Lips or eyes: HMMMM LIPS!!!! i dont have an eye preference or wtvr but dEF CANT STAND WHEN U GOT SOM CHAPP AF LIPPIES Hugs or kisses: hugs def,,,, smth abt the whole SALIVA situation is a little YIKES 2 me honestly LOOLOLOLOLFmlSKDFLK Shorter or taller: whO THO IS THIS LIKE IN A PARTNER OR SMTH?? if so,,, my height & up???? : ) )))))) ))) Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant,,,,, i honestly dont see the thrill in “troublemaking”? OR WTVR?? LIKE WHY????????????????????sdlkflskflskf Older or younger: doesn’t matter,,,,, not 2 young tho,, Romantic or spontaneous: romantically spontaneous? :Ddddd Sensitive or loud: sensitively loud??? :”DDD like ye man scream w me but dont hurt my feelins or nothin ok,,,,,,, Hookup or relationship: relationship,,,,,,,,,, i think being w/ someone means seeing urself w them forever ;;;;;;;;; why would u cut it off after ONE TIME SLKDFJ WTF WHY ;; that makes me :-(

🌙 HAVE YOU EVER Kissed a stranger: no Drank hard liquor: uh accidentally yes Lost contacts/glasses: all the hECKIN TIME --- Sex on first date: no,,,,, but if u abt that life, go u,,, not my personal preference lmfao Broken someone’s heart: yelmfao,,,,, that’s how life goes around tho, kids ;; ikinda feel bad abt this one dude ithink he thought we could b 2gether 4ever n i was like,,,,,,,,14 @ the time n was afraid of that,,,,,, commitment shit ;;;;;; Been arrested: LFMAO NO(t [[[[[[yet]]]]]]]]) Turned someone down: of course of course,,,,,,, only pedos like me hoNESTLY LDKSJFLKSDJF IM SCREAMING AS I THINK BACK ON ALL THE GUYS THAT ASKED ME OUT LKDSJFLSKJDFLKDJF I WANT TO VOMITNOW

🌙 DO YOU BELIEVE In yourself: lmao.  Miracles: when i pull a passing grade in my classes? yeÉÊËEĒĘĖÈë Love at first sight: as dumb as it is, yeah i do;;;;;

[kosmicdream]

Temp. FFAK Official Timeline

This is a very rough, temp timeline for FFAK. It mostly covers events that have already happened or at least have been mentioned. I dont really cover anything that is happening in the present day timeline lol. I might make edits to this in case i fucked up in places or maybe ill just do a totally new one at some point! you dont even know how messy my actual one is like my god its an ever worse horrible clusterfuck of text. (Also remember, the ffak story has no time travel so dont be worried about that sort of mindfuckery!) enjoy

Years before 1414: Whenever was 600 million years ago i dont want to do the exact math: Evil Mother is born but shes not called that at all cuz she adopts that name later in life but just know she is here and readt to party Lots of stuff happens. like idk. evolution and life. 600 mil years is a long time ok -LALALA -HUMANS AT SOME POINT COME TO BEING.and form civilization and.. all that -modern human society exist! ppl have tvs and such. -Mandragora Worms have gone ‘extinct’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooo -??????????? a ton of other stuff. isnt history cool?? kicks legs, yells -mysterious worm break outs all over dmtia. bombs fall. wars. despair!  -Grant Lumberman gets a doggy at some point and loves it but then it dies and so does his family and friends and his whole city he is relocated to the Auseklis moon colony (on Dmtia’s moon!) along w/ other Vena Cavian kiddos !!!! (in yr 1414)

YEAR 1415 [Scene From Ch. 11: Pages 3161-3196, 3400-3401] Characters: Randall Aiguille - Age 20 Mr. Rotten (Which was named “Aeschylus” at the time, created by Randall) Crosshatch Unit (sort of) Rembrandt Aiguille - Age 22 Grant Lumberman (Aka, ‘Good Leadman’) - Age 14 Octavian “Otto" Silverberg - Age 15 (I was gonna type up every referenced scene like this then i was like fuck it thats too hard! lol)

Years 1416-1425 ?????????????? (most events likely will be mostly covered in a prequel series.) YEAR 1420: Crosshatch Unit first programmed/built by Randall/Rembrandt Aiguille leadman and evil mother fall in lurv at some point

YEAR 1426 Miracle Baby Crimson is Born (From Good Leadman/Evil Mother worm fuck action yeehaw)

YEAR 1427 -Crimson’s 2 eyes are removed + Evil Mother Believes they are dead and leaves Leadman to work with Tricend -Canary is Born (From Evil Mother, and a King Worm) -Hekatons are made (From The King worm that made Canary, concept of Hekatons is from Evil Mother) -July 8th: Perkons Hatches and will not let anyone near the other 4 eggs!! stay away

YEAR 1428 - Good Leadman (Age 27) and Perkons (6 months old) Meet (Happens in Jan) (Multiple scenes in ch10, continued in Ch11) Perkons turns 1 in July. -Perkons gets a hold of 1 of Crimson’s eyes at some point, turns it into a Knife.

YEAR 1429 - Perkons turns 2 in july and is a fully matured adult. Rest of the 4 hekatons eggs hatch sometime after in that year. -Dievas assumes protective guardian role for his siblings.  -Dievas meets Aeschylus. (ch11) YEAR 1430 Perkons turns 3. The rest of the first hekatons are one. During this year they mature to an adult. YEAR 1431 Lauma meets Velns, who is imprisoned. Then shortly after, Perkons confronts Lauma, she is 2, he is 4. So It took place after July 1431. He transforms the 2nd crimson eye into a Spoon in front of her.

Years 1431-1448 (specific dates not all disclosed sry): -Velns/Lauma, Dievas/Laima begin making children. baby baby baby! YEAR 1438 - Crimson (Age 11) is eaten by a Hydragora Queen worm - loosing her human body in the process but gaining a worm one instead. -Crimson runs around in a destroyed city, holding a corpse. Meets Velns who taunts them. -Lauma and Dievas make up, and have their first nest together- a Batch of A/B hybrid eggs. -Lauma is killed by Perkons -Velns is killed by Perkons (Which was also on Dmtia’s Moon, so the moon is destroyed.) -Laima is “killed” by Perkons. (Actually survived, as part of Dievas’ plan.) -Perkons confronts Dievas with the Crosshatch Unit and mention they fight for Peace and under the “Thumb” alliance. Perkons kills Dievas. (scene in ch11) -Laima escapes with A/B Eggs, as well as other hekaton eggs. (and will later form the Ghost Kingdom, which she rules as queen.) ????? many other things happen????? these were some busy years folks

YEAR 1449 -Crimson meets a Helper, Galore the Hekaton, and a Bunny worm (who will later grow up to be agent Paper) in the forests of DMTIA (Ch9) -Galore “meets" her first parents, Lauma and Velns, in some mysterious coma dream thing from listening to crims sexy magical heartbeat (also Ch9) ??????????more events happen??????????? -Galore “Dies” by exploding. Crimson witnesses it. -Bunny wormed named Cirrus “Dies” and is buried in a grave. However, she was only injured she later climbs out only to witness Crimson and Celadon leave in Crimson’s truck and it was the saddest thing ive had to draw ok. i am crying even remembering it ??????????more secret events this was yet another busy and traumatizing year for crimson????????????? -Months later, Crimson (age 23) has a conversation with her third mandragora heart, and ends up having a period sex masterbate-y fantasy that made many readers scream in terror when they read it.(Ch11)

Years 1450-1904 god so much stuff happens during this time, lays on the ground. i mean just fucking look at how much time that is. thats over 450 years lol nbd right

YEAR 1905 -Agent Knife is sent on a remote mission (back to Planet Dmtia) to hunt down one of thumbs most wanted criminals, a man named “SIMON MCGOLD” -After months of searching/failed attempts at locating him, Knife confronts and is stung by Simon’s close personal bodyguard, a queen worm named Nail who is famous for killing over 50,000 Hekatons. (Gaining him the nickname “Hekaton Hunter.” (CH12) -?????????? more stuff happens like you dont even know????????

Years 1906-1924 ??????????? lots of stuff??????? lets laugh at some spoon stuff together tho -Spoon thinks Knife is stupid but weirdly interesting i guess -Spoon tries to pretend hes not in love w/ knife cuz thats like??? g...ay??? -Spoon realizes he’s totally hot for Knife and decides hes gonna totally seduce him -Spoon realizes flirting isnt going well with knife and is actually rly deeply hurt by rejection and so he tries to sleep around w/ other ppl  to pretend hes fine cuz w/e!! who cares -Spoon realizes hes totally in love w/ Knife and is devastated by Deeply Gay emotions -Spoon moves in w/ Knife and spoon tries to pretend he is fine w/ just being Knife’s obsessively devotedly loyal but not romantic/sexual partner. just ttly... platonic.. best dude pals..!!! who murder together -Spoon realizes he cannot handle just being friends and attempts to move out cuz he just is having a meltdown -Knifes like chill we’re already dating and Spoon is like “wtf we are?” and knife’s like “why else would i let you move in w/ me” and spoon just stares at a wall for like 12 hrs in shock -They start to officially for real date™ after spoon regains contact with reality -???????stuff??????? -Spoon dresses up as AGENT BEE!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN ALL OF HISTORY HANDS DOWN MARK UR CALENDARS 

YEAR 1925 July 8th - Simon (now Agent Spoon) has been in a relationship with Knife for 20 years. He meets Celadon #1. Location is the forests on the moon THUMB HQ. who is rightfully pissed as fuck at him. kick his ass, girl (she does btw) (ch11)

YEAR 1926 -Knife Adopts a tiny perfect adorable fluffball c-type and names him Kurt. -Spoon hates it like more than anything ever -Spoon and Knife end up having to live separately, causing a huge strain in their relationship.

Years 1927-1936 -feeling neglected, Spoon starts to sleep around, including the Crosshatch unit and becomes p close friends w/ them! its actually a positive thing for once. wtf (ch11) -Kurt becomes Agent Fork and works alongside Agent Knife on missions and its adorable and great but knife’s depression is also growing bc he misses spoon

YEAR 1937 Cash Leadman is born! :D

YEAR 1938 Rome Aiguille is born! he doesnt even hate worms at this point! Years 1939-1955 more stuff. ect. 

YEAR 1956 -Locket confronts Knife. Knife is so traumatized from meeting a surprise biological child that he has a meltdown and vanishes. he is then believed to have died. -Spoon Explodes from sadness of the news, but does not die. Half of him leaves to Cash Leadman’s house, who convinces him to keep living. He becomes “Scissor”, using her former crosshatch robot body. (ch11) -The other half meets Locket and has his Spoon stolen from him. very sads. Also cant wear thongs anymore (ch11)

YEAR 1957 -At some point during this year, Spoon kills Agent Rock’s dad and also prevents Fork from being able to enter Wibbleworld (his dream). (Scene in ch8) -Fork goes back to prison (guess what, it wasnt his first time goin’ there!) 

YEAR 1958-present -the death of rock’s hot dad springs a chain reaction of all his sons trying to kill spoon and getting revenge. Spoon successfully kills them all though lmfao. dont fuck with the leg.  -fork breaks up with dollop and she starts stalking him

YEAR 1961 -Dylan and Agent Knife meet in Wibbleworld moon, on July 8th (his birthday) He reveals secrets to her. (ch11) -Dylan/Celadon and Antony believe they are successful at killing Agent Knife on this same day.

YEAR 1962 -Feb 2 - Aeschylus wakes up in LEVEL K of the Crosshatch Colony (The Aiguille Moon) and is escorted by Antony Aiguille (Age 21) and Celadon #1, #2 and #3. Dylan and Barfy show up. (Ch 11) -Dylan tries to convince Antony not to get eaten (and fails) (ch12) -March - A mysterious earthquake and worm outbreak kills 20,000 residents in the Crosshatch Colony. O_O  -July 7th - Fork meets Dylan for the first time. :3 (Another serving episode one!) -July 8th: This is where the present timeline begins! Canary wakes up on a platform. Hooray! we made it. i dont feel like typing out the events u can just read the comic i guess lol. farts! 

YEAR 1963: Hasnt actually happened yet, but the final feast is said to occur this year!!!!!!! O_O ooo  EDIT: one of the events were out of order, but this has been fixed (8/19/2017) 

[minghua]

@2ofd​ thanks for tagging me bih i haven’t done any tag memes in forever lmao

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag however many people you want. I’m tagging everyone who sees this post :^)

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Sunny D 2. Phone call: 3 hours ago bc my little brother and Dad were coming home 3. Text message: an “I love you” text to my bf <3 4. Song you listened to: Cherry Bomb by NCT 127 5. Time you cried: hmmmm I don’t really remember but I think it was like near the end of school/beginning of summer vacation... I don’t even remember why I was crying LOL

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: as in go out on multiple dates with someone?? Cuz yeah but if you mean break up and then come back together nope not yet lol 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yah :( 8. Been cheated on: nooooope as far as i know 👀 9. Lost someone special: I need context but for the most part nope 10. Been depressed: hmmmmm 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: blue, red, yellow!! I love the primary colors :)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: definitely!!!! 16. Fallen out of love: nope if anything I’m in love!!! <33 17. Laughed until you cried: LMFAO yes of course 18. Found out someone was talking about you: nope or I’m just oblivious lmao 19. Met someone who changed you: yea!!! for the better :)))) 20. Found out who your friends are: hmmmm... lemme think about that 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them but I stopped friending a lot of people lol. TBH I feel like I should have friended more people just for the sake of making connections but too late! 23. Do you have any pets: no 24. Do you want to change your name: nah I’m good 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: I celebrated 3 times with different groups of people and honestly? It was pretty lit 26. What time did you wake up: 11:07 AM PST 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: emptying out my drafts on my porn blog... I had like 600 saved and I queued like 170 lol 28. Name something you can’t wait for: moving into school housing and reuniting with friends/dormmates!! :) 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 8 minutes ago lol 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: the one thing I would change is a little too personal... 31. What are you listening right now: the Come Back Home cover by BTS 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t remember any relevant Toms in my life so I’m just gonna say no 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: when I’m trying to learn and the very people teaching me get mad when I don’t do it right 34. Most visited Website: tumblr and instagram which reminds me follow me on IG @brandonewithyou

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: I got one on my foot lol 36. Mark/s: I have a scar on my neck rn bc I keep scratching it hnnn 37. Childhood dream: well I wanted to be an astronaut 38. Hair color: black/dark brown but not for long B) 39. Long or short hair: mine is long rn but I prefer very short... looks sexier on me tbh 40. Do you have a crush on someone: on my bf? yes! 41. What do you like about yourself: I make friends easily and I’m fun to hang around with! 42. Piercings: none 43. Bloodtype: O something... I think O- 44. Nickname: everyone has their own nickname for me so feel free to think of something 45. Relationship status: taken :) 46. Zodiac: aries 47. Pronouns: he/him but tbh I don’t really care lol 48. Favorite TV Show: hmmm I don’t really watch TV anymore but atm Good Eats... I love the recipes and learning about the ingredients 49. Tattoos: no but I want one :(( 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: nope 52. Hair dyed in different color: before yah... I dyed it to light brown 53. Sport: I was gonna say water sports bc I’m kinky j fuckin k lmao what the fuck is a sport 54. Type of music: I’m not picky but I really like KPOP atm and pop in general... also no country pls (country songs by women are good tho tbh) 55. Vacation: what am I supposed to put here? My summer vacay is ok I guess 56. Pair of trainers: I don’t have any daibfksbvkbgbbd

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: rice rice rice 58. Drinking: sunny D, apple juice, and soda lmao 59. I’m about to: do some drawing!! I was listening to Cherry Bomb for a reason B) 61. Waiting for: inspiration 62. Want: to gain muscle and be toned 63. Get married: hm.... maybe 64. Career: IDK but something math related... my default is being a school teacher lol

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs from friends but kisses from my bf <3 66. Lips or eyes: I like both but eyes are the things I usually look at first 67. Shorter or taller: taller :)))))))))))) 68. Older or younger: I like older but not like TOO old maybe 4 years at most 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: “who cares!! just have good hygiene please and thank u” - Confucius AKA @2ofd 71. Sensitive or loud: loud bc i wanna be heard betch 72. Hook up or relationship: before I would say hook up but thanks to him I’m gonna say relationships...I didn’t know they could be so fulfilling tbh 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m both lmao

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: yah 75. Drank hard liquor: nah                                          76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope  77. Turned someone down: yah 78. Sex on the first date: .......................MAYBE 79. Broken someone’s heart: .......maybe that too 80. Had your heart broken: yah :(( 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: STOP

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: yes!! 85. Miracles: yahhh 86. Love at first sight: hmmm... I mean ATTRACTION yah but love? nah 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss on the first date: :******

OTHER: 90. Current best friend’s name: this will cause drama lmao jk 91. Eyecolor: dark brown 92. Favorite movie: Miracle In Cell No. 7 (2013)

that’s about it!!! send me asks if you wanna know anything else :^)

[edgydepression]

god this sounds so egotistical and i hate it and i talk about college 2 much and i know it's objectively nothing close to an accomplishment but. i would flunk classes before i was a junior bc of how crippling my bipolar and undiagnosed adhd were, on top of my shitty ass mother still harassing me and being passive aggressive on a semi regular basis. then junior year hit and i went on my first stimulant medication and turned into a g*ddamn machine. i would fly through long ass dry ass required essay readings and constant due dates then literally go back to my dorm and have to actively refrain from slitting my wrists while having nightly sobbing breakdowns bc of how badly i reacted to adderall but refused to go off of it bc it kept my appetite nonexistent so i could keep eating less than 500 calories a day. i would write almost every single assignment v lightheaded and dizzy to understate it 🙄 i still can’t believe i thought my body wasn’t thin & tiny enough to be considered beautiful. i can barely look at pictures from back then bc i know i looked sick and exhausted. but yea, then winter break hits, someone i had been infatuated with for years randomly reached out to me for the first time in over a year, he finds out i'm back in town and we end up fucking that same night, which goes on for the entirety of the two weeks i was back. i think we're falling in love. and to an extent i think it was almost mutual, but it eventually turns out he primarily just wanted the (tbh bomb ass) sex. which now i find kinda funny despite it being sad obviously. he made a passive aggressive comment abt me not having a job and, so deeply invested, i hustle my ass downtown the first week i'm back at college and gets the first job i apply for, esp after the head manager said verbatim it's gonna be the hardest retail job out there (can u tell this job ended up being awful?? lmao). i go off adderall and get put on useless strattera, which meant that not only could i barely focus anymore, i finally felt the hunger pangs, and god were they painful. i kept eating less and less without a care in the world, probably only functioning off of the adrenaline starvation and narcissism give you. i had no days off between work and school, took maximum credits every quarter for the last 2 years (ie 5 ten week long very intensive courses), worked 30 hours a week closing nights and opening mornings the next day meaning i could get 7 and 1/2 hours of sleep if i could pass out almost immediately after getting back to my dorm, and through a miracle of god pulled a 4.0. almost for the sole reason of impressing a boy. A BOY. he didn't give a single fuck ofc & my dumbass was devastated af lmao

but this lifestyle of overworking myself continued on until near the end of summer when i dated a gymcel asshole and i just. randomly accepted all of the weight that i gained and still haven't completely lost, and i know never will bc of how badly i broke my metabolism. it sounds like i'm exaggerating but i swear to god my eating disorder just faded away through honestly what was probably sheer force of will, from me getting sick of being so obsessive and frail 24/7. to wrap this up mental illness and how coping mechanisms manifest are weird but u can learn to live w it a lot more healthily if you develop the stubbornness of a maniac lmfao

i think i'm word vomiting like this bc my therapy appt is still a ways away and racing thoughts make it real hard to concentrate on anything else 😅😅 i keep looking back on how productive i was back then even tho it was in such a toxic way & still have leftover resentment over burning out and not knowing how to adjust to such a major life change the past yr (even though it's honestly kinda justified, it's just embarrassing)

but life goes on and turning around is possible!! mistakes can be rectified and ultimately learned from if you stop being unhealthily self absorbed. sounds kinda harsh, but breaking bad habits is a harsh process to begin with so u gotta suck it up buttercup sometimes. i look at pictures of myself when my ed was at its most severe and can't believe i thought my body was still inadequate. one glance at my face and it's so obvious i was sick. i'm genuinely grateful every single day that that part of my life is over, and i want to find a way to help others who are going through eds. idk how to yet but i'm gonna use my bullheaded personality to answer that question at whatever pace it'll take

i can't imagine a single person reading this hot mess of word vomit so if you're somehow at the bottom rn i luv u and ty for coming to my mental illness ted talk lmao 💞

[bre4nn20]

01 jan 2019

wazzup wazzup wazzuppp it’s 2019 bitches. we made it. i had went out w sarah last night and well, that was a time lol. like i had fun getting rdy, shopping and being w her but the parties weren’t SHIT. it’s whatever tho, we’ll just have 2 go to a real deal club or party next time. yeah we lookedt and smelled good.

anyways im just sitting here thinking about byrons dick lmfao 😂😭😤 i am confident enough in my pussy 2kno that he’ll find his way back 2me. i done deleted his # and everything after just getting fed up w being ignored 😒 if he don’t, it’s all good. that was just really bomb sex and i want it again. the past two guys i was with last month were GARBAGE. like how can u b so pressed 4this kitty, go out of ur way 2get me oover javers and motel rooms but have wack dick!!! it makea no sense 2me🙄 but yeah whatever. speaking of pressed, there’s a snapchat dude that wants a piece of me2. like inquiring abt almost every day 🙄🙄🙄 i remember we were trading n he sent a boomerang of his dick lmaooo i hate technology. it was avg but he said he gives head so that’s a prush. and he’s 6’4 but a dad. big chocolate daddy🤤🤤. everybody is a dad nowadays. its amoying. there’s another snapchat dad too. he’s got a dig bick yum. hot boxer guy must b booked n busy or found another pussy 2fall in idk idc. i’m too goddamn cute 2b ignored!! that never stops them though

[hails32]

Had sex with this guy I went to hs with which PS we literally NEVER spoke! Pretty sure he knew who I was tho cause of my siblings also I was just involved in school. Anyways he’s 2 years older and we matched on tinder and he wanted to hook up and I was like ohhh say less 😗😗 and so we did and my friend had told me a long time ago he was a bad kisser (her brother literally had sex with him years ago ahahah also I think a diff friend might have kissed him too and said he was bad but this was a while back too also we’re not like super close friends just like friends but like only talk when we see each other lmao) ANYWAYS I was like thinking the whole time like omg what if he sucks at kissing like I need good kissing for foreplay to get turned on. We smiled a blunt and I had already turned my body angled to like face him in the passenger seat and once we finished smoking he turned a bit too and made more eye contact and he started looking into my eyes giving me THE LOOK ya know and okay this is going to sound SO dumb but I swear to God I have this almost signature look I give guys sksksk so I have big eyes and I lowkey actually love my brown eyes! And I kind of like raise my eyelids a bit and give almost puppy eyes like all innocent like and I started doing that too and he was talking or sum and I giggled and kept giving that look and he leaned in and kissed me and mam as soon as he started kissing me I was like HOL UP!! This boy must have improved his kissing cause!!! WHEW it was pretty good and my 🐱 was getting excited and we jumped to the back and proceeded to make out and I got n top rubbing up on his dick and eventually started riding him and Lord did his dick feel BOMB and like he was thrusting back too and he kind of had a big dick I couldn’t see it tbh cause it was dark but I felt it when putting it in and obvi felt it when he was in me and he’d like thrust as deep as he could and had me moaningggg like FUCK that shot was GOOODDDD I also love hearing men moan it’s like music to my ears it also just be boosting my ego fr fr. ALSO TO TOP IT OFF this boy is tall and scrawny and I am 5’1 and fat and I was so insecure Initially but I wore a top that was very exposing so I wouldn’t have to necessarily take my top off cause ya girl be insecure but anyways when he initially like pulled me to sit on his lap I was scared I’m too big but he was living for me on top and then he got on top of me which btw I LOVE missionary like it’s so underrated tbh! AnywYs it was bomb and I lowkey really liked clinging to his small body while he was fucking me and he has like a small head which sounds weird to say lmao like a long face but when I had my hands like holding the back of his dea or whatever it felt so small in my hands I felt like I a giant lmfao but whateva anyways he came on my tummy after pulling out and was wiping it off for me cause he like grabbed napkins while I laid there and like kind of hesitated almost handing it to me when he grabbed em and then I reached and he just started wiping it for me but he did it so soft and gently and like was really trying to get it all off it was actually funny and cute. And I panicked after sitting naked cause I’m insecure so I grabbed my undies and then once he saw me do it he started putting on his clothes and we literally said nothing about it and only said a few words on the car ride back and when I was getting off I said thank you for taking me lmfao and he was telling me bye and I said bye and then he like ended up reaching over to hug me and it was just so awkward when he did that like oh uh you didn’t have to do that chief I’m cool with just saying bye 😂 but that was that and then he didn’t text me or anything 😌 and THATS on only being good for sex