#sex and cherries

[hislittleraincloud]

The Randomosity of Life is Just Fkn Weird

Cute, but it's much like watching a kid swimming in the ocean of life with an identity that's everywhere. (Also woman, don't let puppies chew off your heel...you'll be paying for that puppy's vet bills. 🤦🏽‍♂️)

But first, on her first useless talent and the shit that keeps on happening to me, here is an RP that I was doing for ✨research✨ (to see what works and what doesn't), about two and a half weeks ago:

I won't show the rest. While it wasn't she who was tongue-tying them up but me, I have (had, maybe, since this is being mentioned now and some shithead is bound to think that I got the idea from her RL and not my RL) plans to do this with one of my main characters, but ugh. UGH.

But yeah, all of the little happenstance coincidences are all so gd weird. I'm pretty sure that some day soon the waves will collide and my mind'll be officially blown.

Anyway, there were several things I found weird about what she said since they're different than what she said when she was younger and fresher/more honest (since kids are more honest in the first place). After getting steeped in Wednesday, I only started to catch up on her hours and hours of Lives and interviews, so I know what she's said in the past and how some of it has evolved and has been tailored to fit.

Reading is fundamental, but educational reading (not just 'books', but textbooks, research papers, etc.) is fundamental for young people to do to understand how we work and relate within the world.

But all of that aside, our girl needs a vacation (and I suppose the mini-one in Venice for the festival is nice I was there 38 years ago LOL) because Jeeeeeesus

Next up: I want to see a Jenna reaction video as she watches Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula WITH Winona Ryder.

Please gods, make that happen.

[persimnon]

this tweet has been on my mind for several days because god they’re so right

[manchesterau]

also worth noting "uma thurman just watched me have sex" is from december 2 2009

nothing is funny anymore

[ahappydnp]

Lube can be used for heterosexual sex!!!!

Oh how much I miss this kind of discourse 😂

'hets use lube too btw' should have been a tit iceberg conspiracy

[keldabekush]

@dragon-subway you chose 4 and got Type O Negative! I picked Cody and ‘Haunted’ :)

[alphawolfice1989]

The spiderman actors go to war while their love interests play tennis.

Tobey McGuire in brothers and kirsten Dunst in Wimbledon

Andrew garfield in hacksaw ridge and Emma stone in the battle of the sexes

Tom holland in cherry and zendaya in challengers.

[kuroananosanji]

I refuse to believe in the OP leg hair theory because Sanji is NOT a sex-haver bro

[hood-ex]

You're just gonna stay a virgin forever so you can keep your mind reading powers?? I'M HOLLERING. I'M THROTTLING.

[ciderjacks]

reblogs a bunch of my deadloch stuff to ensnare my dunmeshi followers into watching deadloch

[rivusapoems]

female characters

like or reblog pls!

[phantasmagoricvanillabean]

i think i have the most controversial opinion in the phandom…..i cannot imagine dan and phil having a romantic or sexual relationship (i feel as tho this is my autism to blame) but how dan treats phil it blocks the idea like he can be so mean to phil in some videos to the point i cringe and also just their opposite personality don’t always go together i just don’t understand peoples obsession with it and i don’t get how it would work off camera although lately with dan being all touchy feely it warms my heart to see him being genuinely nice to phil

Okay, I see where you're coming from, but as someone who's been in the phandom for almost ten years, and has watched just about every single video they've ever been in and has done multiple deep dives into their digital footprint...

Lemme start by saying, yea, sometimes the banter can be a little discomforting to watch in video just bc of it getting a bit mean sometimes, but for the most part, it is just that: banter. Dan has stated multiple times that he's just joking with Phil, and Phil knows that, otherwise I don't think he would have chosen to stay with Dan for 15 years, convinced Dan to move into their forever home together, and then convinced Dan to come back to the Gaming channel if Dan actually bothered him.

But going back to the romantic/sexual relationship of it all. It's just a fact that they've been romantically and sexually involved with each other, at least at the very start of their relationship. There are formsprings, tweets, and a particular video which allude to this dynamic of their relationship, and with the latest AmazingPhil video of them claiming to "not be qualified" to give advice on a break-up, I think it's probably safe to say that they've probably never stopped being romantically/sexually involved with each other (except maybe for a bit in 2012).

Also, at this point, it just doesn't make sense for them to be making so many important life choices together if they weren't a couple. If they're both single, it would be pretty hard for either of them to bring a date home to the forever home and digital empire they've built together.

But the thing about all this is, you don't have to imagine them having a romantic or sexual relationship to enjoy their content. What's great is their content is still incredibly enjoyable regardless. And Dan and Phil being comfortable to continue to share more about their dynamic with us also warms my heart because for so many years, they've felt that on some level, they couldn't be completely themselves with us, and I'm glad that's changing.

[creme-delacrem]

[mifunebooty]

I think what some people have a problem with Lolita is the real complexity but genuine state of humanity even with the worst of them through Humphrey and Dolores, even in the end when he visits her and she has a baby and he's expressing his regret but he still wanted her anyway and even with his regret, he can't reallyyy actually see the amount of damage he's actually done to this girls life he can't really comprehend the things he's done entirely from start to finish even with his own sorrow about it and that I feel is something so complex and layered and a subject I don't see written so well or so often as that book

[cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey]

Brand New Cherry Flavor // Jeff Ward as Roy Hardaway //

[cherrycosmosss420]

My mood (s) rn 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[ifwebefriends]

Hellaverse Tumblr Simulator part 2

Part 1 here

TW: unreality, mentions of drugs, blood, death, sex, unwanted sexualization (with consequences)

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I’ve come to make an announcement. Blitzø the imp is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on Stella’s fucking husband, that’s right, he took his imp fucking spotty dick out and he said it was this big and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my

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I’m gonna tell my crush I love her wish me luck everyone!

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Oh my god she killed him

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Hey guys! Just checking in! How is everyone doing today?

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Unpopular opinion but the exterminations are actually really good for you all you’re so caught up in the panic that you don’t realize that it makes it so much easier for you since it’s less populated after that. You all need to stop bitching and complaining about it.

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Holy shit you guys actually killed him

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But we lost a fellow soldier along the way 🫡 rest well brother

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CHARLIE STARTED THIS?!? HELLO?!

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Remember guys! Asking someone how they d*ed and why they’re in h*ll is really rude and invasive! Don’t do it unless you know them well!

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How’s the reception from heaven bitch?

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Alastor kinda a hot twunk ngl

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NOOOO OP ALASTOR HAS KILLED PEOPLE FOR SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO HIM DELETE THIS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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You really think Alastor would kill someone with a bleeding fetish?

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a what

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Aaaaand he’s gone. RIP OP

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Do not forget what you’ve seen here today.

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HELLO?!?!?!?!?

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Kinda feeling like this rn

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Yeah I want a number 9, a number 9 large, a side of small fries and a large Mount And Do

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THIS IS PERSONAL WHAT THE HELL