#severen x fem reader

[prettywhenibleed]

Hey Bestie, could I request a yandere!Severen from Near Dark? He finds the reader and becomes obsessed with her and wants her to join him? He'll literally do anything to have the reader and doesn't mind playing dirty in order to have her by his side? ❤️

Of course bestie!! I love Severen so much and the idea of Yandere Severen *chefs kiss* I haven't really written any yandere stuff before, only very mild for yandere Dwayne, so I hope this is what you wanted. Also, sorry if it was a bit short. 😭

𝕵𝖔𝖎𝖓 𝕸𝖊 𝕴𝖓 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 (Join Me In Death)

Fem!Reader x Yandere!Severen TW: Yandere, Death, Language, brief mention of abuse Summary: Severen didn't care what he had to do, he would make you his. Because as far as he was concerned, the second he laid eyes on you, you already belonged to him. You just didn't know it yet.

From the second Severen laid his eyes on you, he was obsessed and knew that he was going to make you his. Whether you liked it or not. Though he would first try to win you over with his charm and good looks, I mean, how could you resist him? But if that somehow didn’t work, he would just have to take more drastic measures. And by ‘more drastic’ he meant kidnapping, but he was sure it wouldn’t come to that. Not with his ability to lay on the charm and make a girl feel special, especially when you most definitely were special. As soon as the sun had set and he and the others had woken up, they all made their way over to the bar that he had seen you at the night before. He was more than ready to see you again. Last night, he didn’t get a chance to talk to you but he sure as hell was going to talk to you tonight. The bar wasn’t too packed, only a handful of patrons sitting in various spots in the bar. Severen was bouncing his knee up and down, anxiously awaiting your arrival. Though he wasn’t nervous, no, he was excited as hell. The others were watching him, curious as to why he seemed so excitable tonight. More than usual. Well, that was until you walked into the bar with some guy by your side. Severen scrunched his face up at the sight. ‘What the fuck, man?’ He thought to himself as he watched you and the guy sit down at the bar together. Jesse and Diamond shared a look with each other, now knowing the cause for Severen’s behavior. A girl, of course. Though they were still both curious to see how this would play out, knowing that Severen was the obsessive and possessive type and seeing that you seemed to already be with someone, would make for an interesting night for sure. For the next half an hour, Severen watched the two of you with disgust. The disgust was not directed towards you, but towards the guy who seemed to be your boyfriend. He hated that you were with someone else, not that it was going to stop him from claiming what was, in his mind, rightfully his. This just meant that he would have to get rid of your boyfriend first. That thought brought a smile to his face. Oh how he was going to enjoy ripping that piece of shit apart. 

Finally, your boyfriend left to go to the bathroom and Severen used this as his opportunity to talk to you. He swiftly made his way over to you, leaning against the bartop and giving you his most charming smile. “Howdy there, darlin. What’s a pretty little thing like you doin in a place like this?” He flirted. Your cheeks heated up at this and you slightly turned your head away and brought a hand up to your face to try and hide your blush, which he found absolutely adorable. “Umm, sorry but I’m here with my boyfriend.” You told him politely. While he hated that you had a boyfriend, he appreciated the loyalty. Not that it was gonna stop him. “I don’t see him.” He said, feigning looking around for him, his smile never dropping. Not until he saw your face drop. Severen looked behind him in the direction in which you were looking, wanting to see what caused you to have this reaction. Your boyfriend had come back from the bathroom and he looked pissed. Severen looked back at you and that’s when he took notice of the bruising around your wrist where the sleeve of your jacket had risen up a bit. This caused feelings of anger and protectiveness to bubble up in him. How fucking dare this human shit stain lay his filthy hands on you. Oh he was really going to enjoy killing him now. Once your boyfriend had made his way back to you, he roughly grabbed you by the arm and pulled you up out of your chair and shot Severen a glare. “What the hell do you think you’re doing, man? She’s with me.” He spat. You let out a quiet whimper at your boyfriend's tight grip on you. 

“Doesn’t look like she’s real happy to be with you, asshole.” Severen spat back and puffing his chest up, just itching to lay into this dude already. He looked over at the table where Jesse, Diamond, Homer and Mae were sat. Jesse gave him a nod and that made him grin ear to ear. Seeing as there were now only four other people here, besides him, his family, you and your boyfriend, it wouldn’t matter if they all had a little fun. Not that more people ever really stopped them anyway. “What the hell are you smiling at?” Your boyfriend angrily asked. “Oh buddy, you’re about to find out!” Severen said as he suddenly ripped your boyfriend's hand from your arm and socked him right in the face. You gasped and cringed at the sound of what had to be his nose breaking. Severen then let out an enthusiastic howl as he proceeded to press his boot to your boyfriend's throat and lean down. “Well now, this seems pretty funny to me!” Severen said to him, a sadistic grin on his face. He then looked up at Jesse. “What do ya think, Jess? Ain’t this funny?” He asked. Jesse, along with the others laughed. “Pretty damn funny.” He agreed with a smile on his face. Severen then looked over at you, his grin still wild but it softened slightly when he met your eyes. “What do ya think, darlin?” He asked you, his voice a little softer, as he pushed his boot harder into your boyfriend's throat, causing him to choke and try to pry Severen’s boot from it, but to no avail. You looked like a deer in the headlights as you stared at him, eyes wide and mouth opening and closing like a fish as you tried to speak. Just then, the bartender pulled out a shotgun from under the bar and cocked it, aiming it at Severen. Severen reluctantly diverted his attention from you and to the bartender. “Aww gee whiz. Ya got me!” He jested, mock surrendering. “Now, you and your friends leave on foot or in body bags.” The bartender threatened. This only caused Severen and the others to grin and laugh. Jesse got up and slowly walked over to the door, closing it. The bartender quickly redirected his aim from Severen, to Jesse. “What are you doing?” He questioned. “Just giving us a little privacy. We prefer to eat away from prying eyes.” Jesse told him as he leaned against the wall, sending Severen a look. 

That’s all Severen needed, as he swiftly lifted his boot before swinging it back and forth, slitting your boyfriend's throat with his spur. You let out a scream before covering your mouth with your hands, watching in fear as blood poured out of his neck. Just then, a loud bang filled the bar and you dropped to the ground and buried your face into your knees, just wishing this night would end. The other three people in the bar started to scramble but were quickly stopped by Jesse, Diamond, Homer and Mae. Severen stood there for a moment as he looked down at his stomach, now a bloody mess. He looked back up at the bartender and grinned. “WOOOOOO! What a kick! DO IT AGAIN!” He shouted, his voice deranged and exhilarated. The bartender went to reload the shotgun as Severen walked over to the bar, jumped on top and started kicking glasses and bottles off of it and in the bartender’s direction. Fumbling with the shell, he didn’t have time to reload it before Severen repeated his actions from before, raising his boot up and moving his foot back and forth, slitting the bartender’s throat. Severen then jumped down from the bar top and crouched down to the bartender, pulling him up to his mouth and making him a meal. The others had the same idea, as they began to devour their own meals. You sat there, your knees to your chest and your face still buried, not wanting to see the carnage around you. Suddenly, you felt hands on your arms, moving them out of the way, then lift your head up. “Howdy.” Severen said to you, his face covered in blood. Tears flooding your eyes and small sobs leaving you. In your mind, you were next. Severen sat down on the ground in front of you as he tried to pull you to him. “Hey, hey. I’m not gonna hurt ya, darlin.” He cooed, trying to reassure you that he meant no harm. Not to you anyway. “P-please. Don’t kill me.” You cried. 

Severen cupped your face and made you look at him. “I’d never do that. I love you too damn much to ever hurt a hair on your pretty little head.” He told you with a smile. You felt your heart sink at his words. The words of someone truly delusional. “I’m gonna take you away from all this, okay.” He said as he petted your head, smoothing down your hair. “I’m gonna make you just like me and then we can live happily ever after. How’s that sound?” He told you, his smile never fading, even as more tears began to stream down your face. He couldn’t believe it. You were finally his. He was gonna take real good care of you and make sure no one touched you ever again. Sure you might not accept his love just yet, but you would learn to. He just knew it! You two were made for each other, he knew it from the moment he saw you.

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[trash-gobby]

Hello, love!

I was wondering if I could request some HCs for Severen and how he would be with a mate that is a pinup & girly and how he’d be around them and maybe what the Hooker clan would be like towards them as well? Thanks so much 🖤

Severen With a Pinup Girl Reader Headcanons

Pairing(s): Severen Van Sickle X PinupGirl!Reader

Characters: Severen Van Sickle, Reader, Jesse Hooker, Homer, Mae, Diamondback, Caleb Colton

⚠️ Warnings!: I do bash Jesse Hooker for being the grumpy old confederate he is

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✨Severen wasn't really sure about his S/O at first. Warming up to anyone is a little hard for him, and your overly girly peppy demeanor.

✨What really drew him to you was your dedication to your aesthetic choices. Your love for the Pinup Style and culture, not giving a crap if people would judge you on the street, or men giving you lecherous looks.

✨Pinup culture of old was very much about exoticizing and sexualizing women for the pleasure of soldiers at war. That was Severen's only impression of the culture and his first impression of you.

✨You convince and show him however how the modern movement of pinup culture is about sex-positive empowerment. Your style is a part of expressing your sexual nature and making it your own. Not just for the male gaze.

✨The way you are willing to passionately and staunchly defend your choices in the face of the often grumpy, judgmental and toxically masculine Jesse is another thing which attracted Sev to you.

✨Severen has always been a rebel who enjoys defying authority. Seeing your bravery and willingness to go to bat for your sub-culture is something he finds super attractive.

✨Your obsession with tight high waisted pants, spending your time perfecting the victory roll hairstyle, and applying a balanced red lip was another big turn-on for Severen. He isn't a perfectionist when it comes to style in the same way, finding your dedication interesting and worth learning from in your relationship.

✨Jesse is gonna judge Severen's choice to make you his mate pretty harshly. He still holds the Pin Up culture as something sexualized only and that you're not gonna be loyal. He doesn't take you seriously or how you feel for Sev. Jesse's entirely conservative attitude won't allow him to even consider the possibility of sexual empowerment through this sub-culture.

✨When Severen confronts Jesse about it and backs up your position stating: You're just stuck in the past, and I ain't gonna waste my time on you if you keep pushing this bullshit on my girl. Jesse decides it's better to just deal then fracture their family due to a disagreement.

[rock-n-macabre]

Guilty as Charged - Severen x fem!reader

✨ This is a one-shot based off of the Severen x reader series, requested by @sailormoon181 with a request of Severen's gal being one with a zest for getting in trouble, and he has to discipline 'em ...but did Severen bite off more than he can chew? (Like always. Gluttonous rabid possum man.) ✨

I giggle and hold up the stolen garment up to Severen for his approval.

"We can transfer your pins and patches to this thing. Just gotta get me a seam ripper, and I'll start on it!" I beam with enthusiasm. I was determined on helping revive his tattered trophy jacket after the 18 wheeler fiasco.

Everyone turns in the RV, including Jesse who spares a quick glance over his shoulder before his eyes widen for a moment.

"Did you jus' steal that from that vendor on the boardwalk?" Jesse questioned me.

With a mischievous grin spreading across my lips , I give a small nod.

"No one saw a thing, swear on it, Jess'! I jus' couldn't handle hearing Sev lament about his unfixable jacket. Believe me, that thing was tattered beyond repair. You know me...I'd do anything to make him happy." I bat my eyelashes, which by no means worked on the seasoned veteran.

Jesse slammed his hand down on the steering wheel.

"Were you even aware of the surveillance cameras around?"

"I....but...."

"Or the people in the surrounding stalls attempting at selling their goods while y'all flamboyant fuckers were causing a scene?"

"Well ~I~ was being quiet, Sev on the other hand....."

"OH GODDAMNIT ENOUGH! Can't we have one night where we don't have to worry about you both causing mayhem?! I expected better of you. Him? We're used to it by now. That was a risky move, Y/N. Too damn risky." Jesse growled before focusing back on the road.

"Jess' , c'mon now, she didn' mean to...." Severen started before Jesse cut him off.

"The two of you enable each other way too damn much! Now... Since you've been with us much longer, Severen, I trust in you to... discipline Y/N. You nipped 'em, so you'll teach 'em." Jesse finished the conversation, leaving Severen to look in between Y/N and Jesse before looking up to Diamondback for guidance. She let out a small laugh and shrug.

"This is gonna end up well .... " She rolled her eyes as Homer scoffed.

"Y/N is just as bad as Severen in regards to that! Discipline? More like treat them. There'll be no learning done!" Homer groaned.

Diamondback laughed as she knew all too well of the moments where Severen 'disciplined' Y/N. It was just like how Severen got pure enjoyment out of his scoldings. The two were cut from the same cloth; it was both a blessing and a curse.

Severen had a glint of mischief in his eyes as he reached out his hand for Y/N to take hold of as he helped them up.

"Now, now, darlin'.... I reckon I oughta teach ya a lesson. Only outlaw allowed to make like a bandit is yours truly... Not a sweet li'l thing like yerself.....ya don't want ta get in any trouble now, would ya, honey pie?" He smirked as he led Y/N to the back corner of the RV out of sight from others.

I looked up at him as I followed his lead. I knew damn well the punishment he had in mind wasn't gonna do no good. It just made me want to repeat offend. He knew it damn well, too.

He took a seat before he brought me down to sprawl across his lap.

"Now, darlin'.... After each...tap .. I want ya to thank me. I saved yer behind. It's the leas' ya could do." He smirked. I barely had any time to react when he delivered the first smack across my ass. He probably thought he was being courteous by giving a small rub and squeeze after.

"T-thank you, Sev! Ahhh..." I give a small groan and he goes to deliver another smack.

"Tha's a good girl, darlin'!" He cooed, before rubbing again after the smack.

The smacks and the "thank you's" lasted for about 10 times before I started to cave. Words becoming jumbled into the pillow on the ground. Severen stopped for a moment to gently lift my head up, his hands clamped around my cheeks.

"Wha' was that, honey? Couldn' hear ya." He smirked.

I groaned as I looked at him, eyes half lidded.

"Sev...please ..." Severen tutted me.

"Now 'm glad yer using yer manners like a good girl, but I'm lookin' fer 'thank you', not please....but..I guess beggin' works good too....ya know how much I love to hear ya beg for me, darlin'.... It does things...." He slipped his hand back down lower to feel in between my legs before I looked up and gave a chuckle.

"Now, sugar ...by the looks of things, I reckon you rather enjoyed your punishment..." His gaze stayed locked on mine.I give a lazy grin before rolling so I'm laying face up on his lap.

"I reckon you're right, cowboy. Guilty as charged."

A look of amusement comes across Severen's face before turning to a devious expression that would make the devil tremble.

"Now that just won't do, huh darlin'? Jess' told me to give ya a learnin', and I intend on doin' so." I have barely time to react as he tackles me to the floor, pinning me down, before reaching for a pair of handcuffs he had stolen off a cop. In a fluid motion, he cuffed my wrists before sitting back on his heels and looking at me.

"You'll have to behave yerself fer me, okay honey?" He grinned as he booped my nose. Ugh that man.

"You've GOT to be kidding me. Severen, I swear --" I get cut off by him tying one of the kerchiefs he had, using it as a makeshift gag in my mouth. He crouches down so his face is mere inches from mine. My eyes narrow at him.

"No back talkin' your elders now, sweetheart. Tell ya what...if ya behave....I'll treat ya nice. Jus' gotta sit still for the next....I'd say two an' a half hours.... Ya can be a good gal for me and I'll come back for ya. Swear on it." He winked before placing a kiss on my forehead.

He started to head towards the main quarters of the RV, before he turned around to look at me.

"This oughta learn ya to behave...even though it was a mighty cute gesture. I gotta admit....Ya look pretty when yer all tied up, darlin'." He said before leaving me to my lonesome.

Joke's on him.... I'll never behave. He probably knows it too. I chuckle to myself, shifting a little bit. He was just as bad. I guess it was punishment in the end the way he just left me hanging after riling me up. Deep down I knew he was biting at the bit to finish what he started. I could see his shadow sitting down, his leg bouncing on anticipation. I was right. I, too, was driving him wild.

And that's what makes it all so damn fun.

[fanficdumbchic]

Hi may I please request a nsfw or severen claiming his mate please

Being Claimed By Severen As His Mate

Headcanon - Severen × Fem Reader - NSFW

🔞 This fiction contains NSFW content that is not appropriate for minors. 🔞

AN: Comment if you'd like this to become a smutty Severen series. God knows we need more Sev smut.🥵❤

You were just hanging out in a sleazy bar, waiting around for friends that ditched you.

You see a strange family with a threatening aura roam into the watering hole.

But one of them immediately catches your attention. Head to toe he looks like trouble and you like that. He walks in with an unapologetic swagger. The tall, dark, handsome stranger with intense blue eyes immediately pushed the sunglasses down his face when he laid eyes on you.

He sauntered over to you and leaned on the bar next to you, starting up a conversation, "Howdy, darlin'."

You were gushing, he had a dangerous allure you couldn't deny.

It wasn't long before you both had tumbled into the lady's room, your lips not leaving eachother. He had lifted you onto the sink and was pulling at your panties under your skirt.

You unbuckled his belt and pushed your hand down the front of his pants, gasping, "Well, that's a big surprise." You stroked him gently, feeling that he was already throbbing for you. He moaned into your mouth with each touch.

Kissing at your neck, he whispered in your ear, "I'm gonna get ya nice and ready for me, darlin'." He reached under your skirt, pushing your panties to the side and rubbed your clit with his calloused finger tips. He circled gently at first, progressing to a jerking motion that sent waves of pleasure through you, prompting your legs to tighten around his waist.

You moaned as his tongue explored your mouth, tangling with yours. You were fully in the moment, absorbed by your lust completely.

You could feel yourself approaching climax but just as your legs began to shake, he pulled his hand away. He pulled you close to him, feeling his twitching cock firm against you, "You ready to take it darlin'?" You nodded yes frantically, spreading your legs for him.

He started teasing you with cock gently, making you beg him for it. And beg, you did.

When he finally pushed inside you, you could no longer hold back the loud moans of ecstasy as he rammed himself right into that certain spot inside. Your legs quivered, wrapped tightly around him as he thrust into you with passion. Your hands wandered frantically, from his neck as he pressed his lips to yours and up his back, feeling the movement of his muscles as he ravaged you.

He growled in your ear as he fucked you harder, "I'm fittin' to make ya all mine, darlin'. You wanna be mine?" In your haze of lust and pleasure you moaned an enthusiastic yes. But little did you know, his proposal wasn't mere pillow talk, it was a kind of contract which could not be undone.

Your nails dug into his back while he pounded away between your legs, lifting you higher and higher to the pinnacle of ecstasy. You could tell from the way he groaned that he would soon approach that point himself.

His jaw locked onto your neck. His teeth gradually dug deeper into your skin but you never minded a biter.

Just as you reached the feeling that made your legs spasm and your voice cry out without care for who heard, you felt his teeth sink into your neck in a way that hurt. You hardly felt it with the coinciding climax and the intoxicating sounds of his muffled moans as he finished inside you.

You were trying to catch your breath when he pulled away from your neck and you looked up to see your blood coating his front teeth and dripping from his lips. You gasped in horror, pulling away from him.

He grabbed your legs and pulled you back into him. Gently wrapping a hand around you neck and pulling you close, he spoke into your ear, "When I said I'd make ya mine, I meant it darlin'. And I ain't done with you yet."

You looked down to see he was still hard and from the devilish glint in his eyes, you could tell he was looking for a second round.

[i-arch-my-backula]

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[msookyspooky]

Hi queen I absolutely adore your work. Your one of the few lovelies that write for severen. Can you please do a severen x fem!reader where the reader is his mate and he’s super protective of her because she’s small but she’s like “I can take care of myself” so she sneaks out to get a new car for everyone but she gets caught by like some bikers. And he comes and rescues her and then they 🔞 or you know whatever you want it’s up to you

Hope you don't mind me doing this as imagine bulletpoints instead of a one shot just for my brain 😅🥴

Severen with a Fem!Reader that he tries to Rescue from Danger...A lot.

You sneaking out to do things on your own isn't new but it still annoys the ever loving shit out of him every single time.

He smacked his hand on the wall when Diamondback told him you left an hour ago. "God damn it, why the hell does she keep doin' this shit?!"

The clan tries to reason with him that you're not human anymore. You can lift 200lb men off the ground, you can be shot in the head and still get back up, you can break any handcuffs or zipties or bindings of any kind...You're fine.

But you will NEVER convince Severen of that. It's just a deep instinctual NEED to protect you. Your small stature has his brain in hyper drive even more that if he isn't with you; you'll get hurt. Sev hasn't been with a mate in a while or maybe never (A serious mate not sex) so you are extra special to him and if something happened to you he'd be lost for the rest of his days. He just can't fight the fear of something going wrong and he would blame himself forever for it.

He acts like it's just bc he's got nothing else to do even if it's obvious to everyone he's a giant softie that can't let his mate get hurt.

It's 50/50 whether he'll go out to find you completely fine or in trouble.

Most of the time the trouble is something you can handle on your own but once in awhile it can be a bit more dangerous.

Like tonight when you stole a car and it belonged to a guy dealing with a group of bikers up to no good. The sun was close to coming up with how long the held you up.

You started panicking a bit as you realized the time. You had super strength and regeneration on your side but there was one too many of them. Your strength was only good if you could land a hit. Your weapon of choice already taken by one of them as they made lewd remarks and shoved you around.

You definitely mouthed off, not letting your size or gender deter you but that seemed to make the situation worse.

You were relieved to see Severen strolling up to the group. Diverting attention enough for you to get a few hits in and you both took them out.

The moment they were all dead, you cringed. Bracing yourself for the yelling you thought would come but instead he rushed over to cup your face and stare down at you with worry in his blue eyes.

"When the hell are ya gonna learn you can't do everything by yourself? You could've asked me!...Are ya hurt?"

Of course you weren't and you just smiled and let him know you were fine and they should take the car and get out of there before anyone saw.

He definitely was extra clingy and passionate with you that morning before the sun rose. Whispering over and over how dumb it was of you and how sad he'd be if something happened to you.

[theyreonlynoodlesmike]

Six Strangers Walk Into a Bar (Severen x Fem!Reader) fic

Next Chapter ->

Warnings: fear, choking, blood mention, implied gore/violence, vampire typical violence

Word Count: 3427

First part of a series I’m writing. This is an au where Caleb accepted the life, and has been accepted by the vamp!fam. Hope you guys enjoy!!

You sat at a bar, nursing your drink in the little booth you had picked out for yourself. This wasn't your usual hangout, or your usual idea of a Saturday night. But, in a town where everyone knew everyone, you just wanted to be around some faces that weren't so familiar. You didn't want the church mother's of your old friends from highschool coming up to you and asking,

"How are things? How's that beau of yours? How's your job hunting going? What about school?" With steel eyes that could see through all of your bullshit. Well, to start, you caught your boyfriend cheating on you with one of the waitresses from the diner. And your job? Well, you guessed you could toss that waitressing application in the trash because there was no way you were working shifts with the woman your ex had shacked up with. And school? Let's just say things weren't fairing much better since you still had no idea what you wanted to do. So, things were shit. Hence, bar and drink.

You ran a finger around the cup, thinking about what the hell you were going to do with your life. At least you still had your trailer, a dingy little thing your mother had begged you not to move into. You were such a proper, nice girl, and you didn't need to be living there or with him, you heard in your mother's voice. Who knew she'd end up being right? But, without your boyfriend to pay rent, you were sure that that wasn't going to last long. You sighed, finishing off the drink and raising your finger for another. Whatever cash you still had you were planning on spending it tonight. Perhaps, if you were lucky, you'd drink until you passed out and then you'd be the bartenders problem. You grimaced when you looked up at the white-haired old man. Okay, maybe you didn't want to be his problem. You could go back to being your mother's problem, and, maybe, you could use your reputation as a nice, proper girl to your advantage for once in your-

Everyone turned when they heard the door hit the wall as it opened. It seemed the usual patrons had been surprised that you'd even come to crash their smudge on the county map, but when six others walked in? Well, hell, this bar sure was popular tonight.

You looked around the room. With yourself, the bartender, and the one waitress, that meant there were twelve people. You were sure that was the most people this bar had seen in a long time. You watched as four of them walked over to the booth behind you, and you turned around to look them over. They were definitely from out of town. You recognized the others in the bar, knew their faces from church, the stands at football games, or from your very own yearbook. But this mismatched group? You'd never seen any of them in your life. You guessed that they were probably a family passing through, and you got a good look at all their faces. But, you quickly went back to staring at the wall the second you caught the eye of the oldest man in the group. He must be the father, you thought. He'd given you the heebie jeebies, and it was easy to tell who his wife had been. That left the other four to be their children, or, well, you supposed. You watched as two men headed to sit at the bar, and, from how you'd seen the blonde girl and the one boy, the one with the light brown hair, holding hands, you guessed that perhaps the blonde was just his girlfriend. Those two were their sons. Family roadtrip, you mused to yourself as the waitress sat your drink down, and then went to take their order. You looked down at the cup, and then at the men sitting at the bar.

The one with raven dark hair turned to look over his shoulder, almost as if he could feel your eyes on him the second they landed. He sent you a toothy grin, and you noticed just the smallest gap in-between his two front teeth. It was charming, as was the man himself. You didn't even have to hear a pick-up line from him for him to catch your eyes and make you bite back a smile. He was tall and handsome, albeit a little scruffy. Rugged, you'd dare say. He was handsome enough to earn the description, that was for sure. He seemed to achieve with ease what every guy you knew from highschool was shooting for. All he wore was a pair of jeans, a tank top, a flannel, and a black leather jacket, but it looked good on him. You wouldn't even lift a brow at the spurs. He had the beginning of a five o'clock shadow, but a pair of shades shielded his eyes. Still, you watched as he pulled them down, just to send you a wink. His eyes were blue, and you were almost shocked. You couldn't remember the last time someone had flirted with you. You and your ex, well, you'd been highschool sweethearts. And in a town where everyone knew everyone? No one would dare to even try. And you never thought someone as handsome as him would either.

The man next to him gave him a light shove, but you missed whatever comment he had thrown his way. It was quick to catch his attention, but the raven haired man was far less quiet.

"I'm not doin' nothing," He said with a shake of his head and an easy grin. "And the only reason I bitch about you spending all your time with Mae is because I get stuck with Homer." He said, his voice carrying even over the music from the jukebox and thumbing towards the rest of their family. Definitely brothers. You thought. But something else struck you. Mae. Homer. You could guess who Mae was, but you weren't sure which one of the guys in the booth behind you was Homer until, to your surprise, the kid said,

"Fuck you, Severen." Only to earn a quick delivery of the expected motherly reply,

"Homer, language." And there it was. Suddenly, three out of six were no longer strangers. Including, the man who had interested you most. Severen. It was a nice name. An old name. You weren't sure you'd ever even heard of it before. And Homer? You guessed one of their parents had to be a history buff or something to drag out two names like that. It was a nice one nonetheless, one that fit the man a little too well. It was mysterious and new, just like the man that bore it. But, those thoughts quickly left your mind as others started to filter in. You were single. For the first time in years. Hell, you'd never even so much as slept with someone besides your highschool sweetheart and now- Well, wasn't this exactly what you were hoping for? A painless rebound, or, more specific, something to make you forget about how shitty things had become? If only just for a night. 

Again, this was a town where everyone knew everyone. Picking out someone new was bound to be a struggle, and you were sure it would be the perfect wooden spoon to stir the pot. The gossip mill would have a field day no matter who you tried to shack up with. But, worst case scenario, the rumor mill heard about it and they wouldn't even have a face or a last name to match. No one to ask for their side of the story, and you could always dispel the rumors by saying you just wanted to see if they were moving into town. If a drink was bought between the two of you, that was just southern hospitality. And if you made a fool of yourself? Well, he probably wouldn't be staying long anyways. Best case scenario? You got a night that didn't have a 75% chance of dissatisfaction, and maybe that would be the kick in the ass you needed to get your life straight.

It was decided. You downed your drink in one sweep, and stood to your feet the next. You weren't going to think about it, you were just going to do it. It didn't matter that you'd hadn't flirted with someone in what, three years? That you had no idea how to start a conversation and that you were already two drinks in. That was what you told yourself until the second he looked over his shoulder. He gave you the same charming smile, and you took a sharp left and went straight for the bathroom instead.

You cursed yourself with every step towards the ladies room. Both of the bathrooms were tucked at the end of a hall, one that's light was broken, with the jukebox on the other side of the wall for the ladies room. It was surprisingly loud, and it made it impossible to hear near a damn thing. You nearly yanked your hair out the second the door swung closed behind you, and, even if you were sure you could scream in here and no one would hear, you settled for an angry groan. You were an idiot. You swung and you missed by a mile. You hadn't even been able to say anything to him! Your stomach was in a twist, and you kicked one of the stalls. Okay, that hurt. Perhaps you weren't completely drunk yet. 

You took the unplanned bathroom break to fix your hair, wash your hands, check your teeth, and pop a mint. You sighed as you leaned against the sink, wondering just how long you should stay in here to make it believable. Reading what everyone has written on the walls was surely one way to kill time. You checked your watch, and you decided it had been around five to ten minutes. You sighed, giving yourself one last once over before you left the bathroom. It wasn't your best, but it wasn't supposed to be. Tonight was supposed to be a night for yourself, not a night picking up the hottest guy you think had ever graced the county line. You wore a crocheted sweater, one loose and breathable for the summer weather, and a long skirt to match. Something unassuming and weather appropriate. You sighed, considering tying your hair up when you decided it was just better to leave it down. Hell, if you stayed another second in this bathroom you thought that they were gonna start to think that something was wrong with you, so you pushed the door open and walked out into the hall. 

You'd barely made it back into the light of the main part of the bar before your back hit the wall. There was a low whistle and crushing grip around your neck. Your gasp was cut off, and your hands went to tear the hand from your throat. The grip eased up and it wasn't choking, merely holding you with an impossible strength and trapping you. A voice rang through the bar, and it was the voice of the brother. The lighter haired one. The one not currently pining you against the wall.

"Shit, I nearly forgot about you." He said, and his girlfriend, Mae, laughed. They were dancing, spinning with something red dripping down his chin. Only her lips were red, but she didn't even spare you a glance. Your eyes flicked to the male closest to you, and you saw the same exact thing. They all seemed to have the same splash of red, but his went down his chin to his chest and it took you a moment to guess what it was. Blood.

Your heart sank and a pit started in the bottom of your belly. A black hole of fear eating you alive, and tears started to pool in your eyes. You didn't understand, you hadn't seen, but you could guess from the bodies littered around the room. You couldn't even see all of them, but you made another quick guess. You were the last one. You felt a hand brush your hair behind your ear, and you nearly began to shake when hot breath fanned the side of your face. He had to lean down to get close, and a million ideas ran through your head. You could scream, cry, claw- But you quickly decided none of it would make a difference. There were six of them, and one of you. His voice was smooth in your ear as he said,

"Well, hello, darlin'. I nearly thought you had made a split for it and I was gonna have to run you down." He said, and his voice- His voice was joking and charming as if he wasn't saying exactly what he was. It made you shiver and whimper when he leaned in, sucking in a breath that you realized was him smelling your scent. You felt a single tear spill over, and your face instinctively pulled away. Unintentionally baring your neck. He nosed along the column of it, and you could feel the wetness, the blood, smear onto your skin as he followed your neck up to your ear. Chuckling into it. Humming into it. 

Your mind was on hyperdrive, fighting the cloudiness of the drinks from earlier and trying to come up with a way, any way, to get out of this. Perhaps, it was the alcohol, but your tongue felt particularly loose.

"No, I-I-I went in there because I was going to offer to buy you a drink, but then you looked at me and I-" You clamped your mouth shut, stopping the appendage from telling any more of your secrets as you felt another tear slip down your face. Your eyes had slipped closed, willing everything all away as if it was nothing more than a nightmare. You could feel his hot breath on your face, smell alcohol on his tongue. Smell something metallic that you knew had to be blood. A sob left your lips when he let out a puff of a laugh, and asked,

"And you what?" You heard the chittering of laughter from what you knew was his family. This was all a big joke to them. You were a big joke to them. Like an ant caught under a magnifying glass. Your voice was a squeak when you finished, prompted by the squeeze from the hand around your neck.

"And I got nervous." You admitted, and your eyes peeled open to see him send you the same charming grin. Albeit, less charming from the blood staining his teeth. You watched as he pushed his sunglasses into his hair, so his blue eyes were staring right back at you. 

"Nervous?" He echoed, and you could hear how he was making fun of you in his voice. You blinked back your tears, trying your best to come up with some sort of resolve. When you didn't speak, he continued, "All I had to do was look at you to make you nervous, sweetheart? Well, honey, if that doesn't flatter a man then I don't know what will." He said, ending it with a laugh as he looked over at his family. His parents were smiling, and his brother and Mae didn't really seem to be paying either of you much attention. Homer was drinking from a glass, and your stomach lurched when you saw something red sloshing within it. You looked over when you felt something brush your side, and saw that he had taken to leaning against the wall. The hand loosened around your neck almost entirely, and he reached up to seemingly play with your ear. The other hand rested almost above your head, and he leaned on it. "So, say you bought me a drink, then what?" He pressed, and, for a moment, you stared at him in confusion. You opened your mouth, but words escaped you. You were beyond confused. They were killers. You could see the evidence all around the room and on their faces. Why the hell was he asking about this? When his eyes lost their spark and his hand went to wrap back around your neck, you pushed the words out of your mouth.

"I-I don't know. I've never done it before. I was- I was probably just gonna try to get to know you or-or something." You looked over at his parents, as if for a modicum of help. Or an explanation. Your tears had retreated simply from your sudden confusion, but you still felt as though any sudden movements could have your knees giving out. Severen grabbed your chin, turning your face back towards him. He didn't say it, but the command was clear. Eyes on him. 

"Is that all?" He said, shaking his head as he leaned closer to your face, his voice laced with cruel humor. He was messing with you. Delaying the inevitable. You swallowed the thick lump in your throat and decided you didn't have a thing to lose.

"I was- I was probably gonna invite you back to my place. If I- If I liked you." You added the last bit, if to just make you seem a little bit less desperate. Still, your response earned another smile, and this one looked positively satisfied. You tried to suppress the flush of your cheeks, the beating of your heart. If there wasn't blood covering his face, you were sure he'd be making you weak in the knees for a whole different reason.

"Severen, do you?" The older man, his assumed father, asked. But, your eyes didn't leave Severens face even as he turned to look at the man. He scoffed, shaking his head for a moment as if he couldn't believe he was being asked. Or interrupted. But the question rang in your ears. You assumed this was normal behavior. That, perhaps, Severen liked to play with his food. He seemed the type.

"Well, do you like me?" He asked, and his voice was teasing. Flirting. It was a clear flirt, not a figment of your imagination. You stared at him, confusion, fear, and embarrassment all having a cock-fight in your mind. But, before you could answer, a deep, unfamiliar voice cut through with a clear southern accent on his tongue.

"Am I not allowed to talk to a lady?" He asked, gesturing to you. But his mother, or who you assumed to be his mother, cut in as well,

"Not if we don't wanna be caught out here during daylight." She said, a similar drawl leaving her lips. What she said didn't do anything to help your confusion, but you could piece together most of what was happening. They were urging him on. Like a couple of parents tapping their watches as their kids picked out snacks at the grocery store. He sighed, letting his head fall and shaking it before he lifted it back up to look at you. You hadn't moved an inch. From fear or straight up giving up. But when your eyes met, you stared at him hard. You clenched your jaw and you braced yourself for whatever he was going to do, and you tried not to tremble when he reached up to thumb your cheek. But you were interrupted again by the same voice. "You did already eat tonight…" She said, trailing off to let her words hang in the air. It was a silent push towards something, but you had no idea what. Severens thumb went down from your cheek to swipe across your bottom lip, and you refused to flinch. 

He grinned for a moment, before he backed up and off completely. He took a few steps back, furthering the distance between you. For a moment, you thought you were going to fall, but you gripped the wall behind you to keep you standing. You watched them all, gaging each of their every moves. His brother twirled Mae, and the two went behind the bar. As did his mother. You flinched when you heard the first glass being broken, and your eyes widened when you saw the wall erupt in flames. They ran up the wall, and another thrown glass of alcohol only made it bigger. Severen held out a hand, gesturing for you to come to him as he said,

"Well, are you gonna help or what?"

[heximagines]

I was wondering if I could request Severen X Fem!Reader? Severen is walking down the street and hears yelling. He comes across reader getting robbed in an alleyway and goes to help her. What he doesn’t realize is that she’s a vampire and she bites the offender and drains him of his blood before throwing his body to the ground and Severen is like “Woah that’s kinda hot” whether it ends in fluff or smut is up to you! I really love your work and thank you for taking the time to read this! If this makes you uncomfortable in anyway feel free to delete it :)

Whew! This one took me a hot minute. I’m sorry for the wait. I had a lil bout of writer’s block but I finally worked though it. I hope you like this! I really miss going to shows and stuff so I kind of threw some of that in here to help get myself going. The basement venue I mention in here actually existed in Austin in the 80s, so if anyone who reads this is into punk you should see if you can fin d out where I’m talking about. ;)

PART 2

Severen loved when their travels brought them to places like Austin. The crowded city streets surged with life and music seemed to pour out of every little crevice. He itched to dace around and cause some mayhem but he was hunting alone tonight, the others choosing to do their own thing, so he needed to exercise just a little more caution than usual. His eyes scanned endlessly searching for his next meal but everyone seemed to either be in a crowd or looked just plain unappetizing. He paused at the mouth of an alleyway to light a cigarette, back pressed against the brick wall of what appeared to be a bookstore. Just then his sharp ears picked up on a sound. It was almost drowned out by crashing drums that came from fuck knows where and the chatter of the streets but he was sure of it. Severen lowered his lighter and slid into the alleyway, the drumming grew louder but the rest of the city dimmed to background noise. He focused his sharp hearing just enough for him to make out what he was looking for. A feminine voice rose just barely above the din making him lean in. “You’re making a big mista-” “Shut the fuck up bitch! I told you to drop the bag.” Severen ducked beside a dumpster and peered farther down the alley. If it weren’t for that loud mouth and his uncanny hearing Severen would have passed right by but now you had his attention. He could see you just past the light, pressed against a wall by a large man with a gun. A frown tugged at his lips. He might not be the most gentlemanly guy around but Severen certainly wasn’t about to stand by while a pretty girl got robbed. Besides he couldn’t turn down such an easy meal. He watched as you unslung your bag and tossed it carelessly into the ground with a bored expression. “It sure is a shame, handsome guy like you robbing a pretty lady like me? I could’ve taken you out to dinner. I’m starving ya know.” You tilted your head to the side and now a little smirk quirked your lip. “I said shut up!” But despite the man’s words Severen watched his eyes traveled from where his gun was pressed at your navel up your stomach, over the swell of your breasts, and finally to your full lips. He let the barrel follow his gaze upwards, pressing it to your throat and making you tilt your chin upwards. Severen could feel himself salivating at the sight of your exposed throat. Finally he stood upright ready to intervene, he’d done enough watching, he wanted action. But before he could do anything your eyes fluttered over his direction. He waited for your scream for help but it didn’t come. You only grinned and winked at him. “I like to eat alone anyway. I’m kind of a glutton.” Severen had a feeling you weren’t talking to the man in front of you. Finally you grabbed your would be attacker’s wrist in a bone crushing grip and twisted hard. A loud wet snap sounded down the alleyway followed by an agonized scream, a scream that was muffled by the loud music that filled the small space. The robber dropped his gun and you yanked him down, breaking eye contact with Severen to bite into your meal. You wrapped the man in your arms and held him close as his movements slowed then stopped completely. Severen watched you drain every last drop of life from him before dropping the now useless copse to the ground. You took a beep breath a licked your stained lips with a little laugh.

“God damn...” Severen couldn’t keep the words tucked in his mouth, he was utterly fascinated. He rarely got to meet other vampires outside of his little family but when he did it sparked his curiosity. But before he could say a word you were scooping up your bag and wiping the gore from your face with the sleeve of your jacket. He watched as your form retreated farther down the pathway. You stopped at a door and pulled it open, the loud music he’d been hearing was now amplified and pouring out of what he realized was the basement of the bookstore. You look back at him and raise an eyebrow as if asking if he was coming. That was all he needed, he hurried after you and slipped into the doorway beside you. “Y/n.” You held a hand out for him to shake. With a crooked grin Severen held your hand gently in his own and brought it up to his lips for a kiss. “Severen.” You roll your eyes but laugh despite yourself. Locking your fingers with his you pull Severen deeper into the basement. He found himself surrounded by punks with foot long mohawks and metalheads with hair down to their asses. At the front of the basement a band was ripping through a fast paced song with deep vocals. You pulled Severen through the sweat slicked crowd and to the front where you began to dance around recklessly. He let a loud laugh rip though him as you locked arms with a girl who’s head was shaved down to the scalp and danced around in circles slamming into the people around you. When you released the girl you’d been dancing with she spun off into the crowd and you surged forward to grab Severen by the lapel of his leather. You effortlessly pulled him him into the fray of the pit. That was all the coaxing he needed before scooping you up into his arms, whooping and hollering. You held onto his neck with one arm and let your feet kick out at the crowd around you as he danced around, your other arm reached up to touch the ceiling of the basement, making sure you didn’t hit your head. You and Severen danced like that though the whole set before the music finally came to a a screeching end. You laughed and grabbed your new friend by the arm, pulling him off to the corner of the room.

You placed your hands on his chest and pressed gently, encouraging him to lean on a support beam. “I haven’t seen you around. I’m guessing you’re not from here.” You pulled away to dig though your bag but your eyes stayed locked to his, looking up through your lashes. Severen rubbed the back of his neck, feeling almost insecure under your gaze. “I travel a lot. Only come though here a few nights every couple a years or so.” You hummed as you pulled out a flask. You popped it open and pressed it to Severen’s lips. “Go on drink up.” He took it from you and tilted the contents into his mouth. When he realized what it was Severen snorted a short laugh and sputtered on the mixture of blood and whiskey you’d handed him, making you giggle. He was pretty cute. “Traveling makes sense. Makes it harder to get caught huh? That’s why I stay in the city. There’s a lot of people sometimes they end up missing or just get found dead.” You shrug. “You mean like the guy you just left out there?” He jabbed his thumb in the direction of the door. You give another short shrug. “Eh, punks don’t call cops. And besides when everyone leaves they go around the other side of the alley. The owners don’t want anyone to see a bunch of people sneaking out of the basement. No one will notice him in the dark and I can get rid of him later.” He chewed on that thought. He supposed it was reasonable enough and it seemed like you knew what you were doing. Severen wanted to ask you more but your attention was pulled away by the call of your name. You turned your head to see the bald girl you’d been dancing with earlier waving you over. “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Severen never really considered that the entertainment value of humans could extend past terrorizing them, but you didn’t just prey on humans you coexisted. Some were friends. Some were food. He wasn’t sure how you decided which was which but didn’t really get the chance to ask before the next band started and you demanded he dance with you some more and drink more from your flask. He supposed all of his questions could wait. Right now he just wanted to have fun with you while he could. So he fell into the ebb of the show. Dancing and screaming along to the music, to short quiet moments with you, to meeting your friends and carrying on a normal conversation as best he could, back to dancing and screaming. His attempts at socialization started off awkward at first. Severen wasn’t used to talking to humans as people. But after watching how you interacted with everyone he eventually fell into that too. Finally the show came to an end and the number of people dwindled. You bid your friends goodnight and told them to get home safe before leading Severen back out of the hot basement. As you said everyone who was still lingering stayed within the yellow circle of light that illuminated the doorway or trickled farther down the alley to the road behind the bookshop. You and Severen hung back until finally it was quiet and everyone was gone. “Just a sec, let me take care of this.” You moved to grab your earlier meal by the arms and drag him over to a dumpster. Severen hurried ahead to flipped the lid of the dumpster up before helping you lift him up and throwing him in the trash. “Ugh thanks, I hate that part.” “Yeah, usually we just burn all ours.” You bite your lip and look down at your feet. “We huh?” Severen straightened up, he’d been much more invested in trying to get to know you he realized you really didn’t know anything about him at all. “My family. I travel with my family.” Your lips turned down in a thoughtful frown. The one who’d turned you wasn’t what you’d call family. But something like that must be nice. People to look out for you, who really understood you. “And I suppose you probably have to get back to them huh? You said you only stay a few nights right?” You didn’t want him to leave now. You didn’t want to be alone. “Well I can’t go nowhere if it’s gonna make you frown.” His calloused hand came up to cup your cheek, thumb running along your soft skin. “Besides I just got here a few hours ago. They won’t leave without me unless I stay gone for a few days.” Your eyes find their way back up to Severen’s and a little smile spreads across your face. You lean up on your toes and wrap your arms around his neck. “Well in that case, you wanna come back to my place?” His hands drop down to your lower back pulling you flush against his body. “You just lead the way, sweet pea.”  

[trash-gobby]

Ultimate Masterlist

Here is where you will find all the stories I've written along with each fandom as a header. If there are any new or old stories they can be found here. The old inventory system I had is dead. This will be the home of all content I've written or created from now on.

Fandoms

Action/Adventure

🔫 James Bond 🔫

Happiness Is a Warm Gun 🔞

All The Time In The World - *NTTD SPOILERS* 

Dario X GN!Reader - Yandere Headcanons 🔞

Dario X SadisticFem!Reader Headcanons 🔞

Drama

🏏 Heather's 🏏

Jason Dean - Yandere Headcanons 

Veronica Sawyer - Yandere Headcanons 

Horror

👽 Alien Franchise 👽

Bishop Headcanons

Bishop Headcanons - His friendship with the Colonial Marines 

First Snow on Earth 

How They Would Play Sims 2 & 4

Lance Bishop Fluff Alphabet

Dallas & J.M. Lambert Dating Headcanons

Colonial Marines W/ Virgin Reader 🔞

Scott Gorman NSFW Alphabet 🔞

William Hudson NSFW Alphabet 🔞

🎭 Behind The Mask 🎭

Leslie Vernon X GN!S/O who’s Jealous of Taylor

🎄🩸 Black Christmas 🩸🎄

Billy Lenz X Short Gothic GN! S/O

Harry Warden & Billy Lenz X GN!Reader with Short Coiled Hair

Billy Lenz X GN!S/O - Who Hides Gifts Around The House For Him To Find!

Jess Bradford - Fluffy Dating Headcanons w/ Trans Masc!S/O

🚶The Boy 🚶

Brahms X AFAB!Reader who is overly protective of him P1

Brahms X AFAB!Reader who is overly protective of him P2

Dating Brahms Headcanons (Possessive Brahms)

Brahms X GN!Reader - Trying to Leave The House 🔞

🚀 Farscape 🚀

Moya Crew w/ Artistic S/O

🪱 The Faculty 🪱

Zeke Tyler Dating Headcanons

🚑 Flatliners 🚑

Nelson Wright X AFAB!Reader Meet at a House Party

Nelson X GN!Reader - Cuddling For The First Time

🐺 Ginger Snaps 🐺

Ginger X Fem!Reader SFW & NSFW Headcanons 🔞

Ginger Fitzgerald Headcanons 👋

🎃 Halloween 🎃

Michael with a physically & verbally affectionate s/o

Michael Myers GN!S/O with Separation Anxiety

🔥 Hellboy 🔥

Poly!Hellboy & Liz Sherman X GN!Reader Headcanons

A Long Hard Day

Nuada X Agent!Reader Headcanons

⛓️ Hellraiser ⛓️

Pinhead - Hellraiser: Headcanons

💄Jennifer's Body 💄

Jennifer Check X Male!Reader

🦇🩸Lost Boys 🩸🦇

∞ When You’re a Stranger ∞ - Chpt. 1, Chpt. 2

When did Max get Thorn???

David - General Headcanons

David - Fluff Alphabet

Dwayne - Headcanons

Dwayne - Fluff Alphabet

Laddie - Headcanons

Marko - Headcanons

Paul - Headcanons

Descending Angel - part one, part two

♊ Malignant ♊

Gabriel May X GN!S/O - Who Writes Him Gothic Love Poems

🥀⚰️ Mortuary ⚰️🥀

Flowers For a Grave - Paul Andrews X Fem!Reader

❣️My Bloody Valentine ❣️

Harry Warden & Billy Lenz X GN!Reader with Short Coiled Hair

Harry Warden W/ Pregnant S/O

🦇🕶️ Near Dark 🕶️🦇

Severen Van Sickle X Pinup!Reader

Severen Van Sickle NSFW Alphabet🔞

👹 Nightbreed 👹

Dr. Decker X POC Plus Size!Reader Headcanons 🔞

Decker X Plus Size POC!Reader - Darkness Is A Stitch Away

📸 🔪 Scream 🔪 📸

Billy Loomis X Fem!Reader - Comforting her after losing someone close to her

Poly!Ghostface Finding Out Their Girlfriend is Pregnant

🚲 Stranger Things 🚲

Wipe Out

Eddie Munson - Fluff Alphabet

🥩🪝 Texas Chainsaw Massacre 🪝🥩

Christmas dinner with the Sawyer's

🌌 The Thing 🌌

R.J. MacReady NSFW Alphabet 🔞

Assimilation - Palmer X GN!Reader

Palmer - Headcanons

Science Fiction

👽💅 Earth Girls Are Easy 💅👽

Mac - Fluffy Dating Headcanons

🦖 Jurassic Park 🦖

Dating Ian Malcolm Would Include

🌠 Star Wars: The Old Republic 🌠

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Heyo if your still taking request I was wondering if you would do a severen x fem!reader where she was freshly turned doesn't know a lot about vampire stuff her and severen both go into heat cause there souls are bound and shit and shes like wtf is going on

Always open for requests! Thank you so much for the request! 🖤✨ This one is a wee bit fluffy but still captures the vibe of Sev and his mate 🥰🖤✨

"What the fuck is happening to me?!"

I asked the snickering asshole beside me.

" 's okay, darlin'. Won't be long." He murmured into my hair as he nuzzled into my neck.

"Yeah, at least it won't be as painfully long as it will be being stuck to this buffoon for eternity!" Homer chortled with a smug expression.

"Shut it, lil' boner!" Severen diverted his gaze, hissing at Homer.

This is my life now.

One minute being free whilst on vacation. Now? Part of this shit show.

It was almost like some sort of demented prearranged marriage ordeal from what was explained to me. Supposedly if one nips you, you're officially theirs or something like that. I chuckled to myself, thinking it was some sort of bullshit looking at how Mae ran off on Homer and nipped Caleb. No divorce papers with that.

Apparently what happened to me was some sort of big deal.

The one who turned me, as they say, didn't take turning lightly and when he turned me...that definitely raised a few eyebrows.He had commitment issues, so I thought... no big deal. I'd probably be forgotten about just as Mae did with Homer, or something of the sort.

Y'all are probably wondering how did we get to this point mere moments ago.

I give a groan as my body slumps into Severen's as it ....reboots...itself, and the playback of events occur. ✨

It was a flurry of bright colours, extravagance, and partying. Drink in hand and without a care in the world, I dance my way through the street with no plan in mind with how my night might end.

I may have not had plans, but fate had other plans in mind.

I felt a hand snake its way around me and a hand came to rest on the small of my back as the person pulled me in close, dangling a set of beads in front of my face before letting them drop down my cleavage and running them up and down teasingly.

"Care for some beads, darlin'? I'll trade ya." A voice, sweet as honey, drawled.

I looked up into the stranger's eyes. I was met with the most piercing yet deep bluest of blue eyes, and a charming grin. I blush in spite of myself.

"You think I'm the kind of gal?" I give a small laugh as I continue to examine the man.

"Well, darlin', ya certainly don't give off them vibes of bein' all righteous now....'n' you look to me as if yer lookin' fer a fun time." He smirks.

I can't help but roll my eyes.

"Wow! I never knew I'd come across my own personal tour guide!" I laugh sarcastically.

"My services are quite sought after. Limited time offer, sweetheart." Severen laughed. He couldn't hide the amusement behind his eyes, as for once someone actually was conversing with him in a manner other than lust.

Mostly when it came to hunting prey, he would just turn on the charm and the gals would fall at his feet mindlessly. To come across someone different piqued his interest. Besides, this one aroused another feeling from him. Something that went deeper than anything he felt. Not gonna lie, the feeling was a bit overwhelming to him.

"I reckon I might know a thing er two...know 'em like the back of my...." He trails off as he bends down to capture the girl's lips in his.

It was like a jolt of energy surged through him and a glimpse of his past in tombstone...of a girl he was courting...

"Hand."

He pulls back and studies her features.

Nah, it couldn't be.

I gasp as I'm pulled into the alleyway that isn't littered with people, and feel the coolness of the brick against my back as he leans in to keep assaulting my mouth with hungry kisses. I was unaware of with each contact, did it trigger memories to be brought back to life within him. There was a hunger within him that was awakened alongside of the norm.

"Fuck it. Enough a the bullshit. I ain't wastin' n'more time."

I barely could react to his words and ask what he meant when he gripped me right before dipping his head into the crook of my neck and biting hard and sucking for a few moments. When he released and took a step back, with my blood staining his lips, I used my the little energy I had despite being woozy to deliver a punch.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

He doesn't look phased as I yell and pathetically try to get away. With a lazy smirk, he pins me back against the brick wall.

"See ya still have that fight in ya.....some things never change." He murmurs as he plays with a strand of my hair. I don't respond back.

"Yer tellin' me ya don't remember us? What we had? Them kisses didn't spark those memories that have been haunting me all of these damn years, honey?" His blue eyes search mine for answers.

I try to make sense of the visuals that popped into my mind during the heated kisses. It could have been some mind trick he was playing. I could have just envisioned the scenarios because of his honeyed accent.

"You're lying....please....let me go." I whimper and try to get out of his grasp. This only makes him tighten more.

"I lost ya once all those years ago, darlin'. I ain't 'bout to go 'n' do it again. Yer comin' with me, whether ya like it 'r not." He laughs as he picks me up and puts me over his shoulder as he heads towards an RV in distance. I pummel at his back relentlessly before giving in.

"You'll remember 'ventually, darlin'." He smirked and gave my ass a tap as he stepped inside the RV. What even was this man.

I grumbled as he put me on the couch in the RV and slung his arm lazily yet with a firm grip to keep me by his side. I looked up at the faces staring bewildered back at us. The crickets chirping in the background solidified the moment all too well. Eventually , the man who I presume is the leader of this unruly gang spoke up.

"Severen...we need to talk. Now." The gruff voice of the Silver One spoke to the petulant man child that held me hostage.

Severen shook the hair out of his eyes before walking over to Jesse where they both went to speak in the corner of the RV away from the group of us.

"It's her, Jess'.... After all this time....I ain't lettin' 'er get away from me again." Severen clenched his fist a little when he spoke.

"Do you think we have an ark or something for everyone we bring in? It's bad enough that Mae brought in Caleb out of the blue. You should know better, Severen." Jesse gave Severen a look.

"I didn' see ya ask me when ya turned Di---" Severen got caught off as Jesse slammed his hand down beside him, eliciting a growl from Severen as he narrowed his eyes.

"Don't make me regret leavin' ya back in Tombstone to rot, Severen. Coulda left ya hangin' there in the gallows." Jesse said sternly.

"Exactly. That's why I'm not leavin' her again this time, Jess'. If I fuck up, it's on my ass. I know. Ya gotta trus' me on this." Severen pushed his way past Jesse and back over to where we were before settling back down.

The time Severen was gone, the others had introduced themselves to me and their backstories. They took to me better as being part of them immediately, unlike Jesse who was still skeptical.

"Will someone please tell me what is going on?" I turned to Severen, "and why you decided I'm your long lost love?"

All eyes turned our way before Severen lounges back and pulls me in towards him. Homer rolls his eyes and grumbles something about it being another storytime. Severen sighs and shoots Homer a glare.

"Shut it, Homer. The lil' lady wants to know."

I am taken aback when he grabs hold of my hand and absentmindedly runs his hands over my knuckles and proceeds to tell everyone about his days of being an outlaw. How he fell in love with a girl who was an entertainer, singing in the saloon. How he would whisk her away to share sweet nothing's away from the hustle and bustle that was Tombstone during that time. Eventually the law caught up to him and he was sentenced to the gallows. Just when he thought he was a goner, Jesse had came to his rescue and turned him.

Severen gave a grim smile as he rummaged in one of the pockets of his jacket until his fingers grazed the object he was looking for. A tarnished ring that had definitely seen better days. He held it up before grabbing my hand and slipping it onto my finger.

"Still the same size, darlin'. It's like nothin has changed." I give a small gasp as everything clicks.

All those dreams weren't caused because of watching Western movies...they were flashbacks. The overload of information was too much. Yet.... I couldn't stop the feeling that was consuming me. It was something I couldn't describe. Something that overwhelmed every sense in my body....

My eyelids flutter open and I am greeted with Severen being right up in my face, and a hunger pang gnaws at my insides and my eyes wander between his neck and his wrist. With a smirk, I close the small distance between us and I nuzzle at his neck this time. He chuckles and leans into my shoulder as I place kisses on his neck.

"Someone's eager, huh?" He smirks as he examines my features with desire.

"Need you," I growl as he cups my cheek with his rough hands, running his thumb over my bottom lip.

"Always fuckin' need you." I whisper and keep my eyes locked on Severen.

This triggers any last restraint he had to go out the window as he picks me up and carries me to the back corner of the RV.

"Ya have no idea how long I've been needing you." He murmurs into my hair as he lays me down and begins pawing at my body, pushing down the straps of my dress.

"I think I have a bit of an idea." I give a giggle before it turns into a moan when he gently sucks at the spot he bit earlier.

Shit. Right.

Severen looks at me before leaning in , pinning me against the mattress.

"I'll only do this once, darlin'. But yer gonna have to learn to hunt like the rest of us. Ya hear?" I nod as he gives me access to his neck and I clamp down hard as instinct takes over. He hisses and a small 'shit!' escapes him. He pulls away after a while, holding me at arms length with an amused grin.

"Well I'll be damned, yer a natural, honey." He chuckles before pressing his lower body back against mine.

"Want something, cowboy?" I smirk up at him.

"Need you. Fucking need you." He growls.

"Need me to do what?" I raise an eyebrow at him, urging him to continue.

Severen laughs, shaking the hair out of his eyes.

"Where to even fucking begin." I give a grin before pulling him in so our lips are mere inches apart.

"How about from where it all began?" He smirks at that thought before closing the distance and capturing my lips in a heated kiss as he grinds his hips against me suggestively, causing me to moan into the kiss.

"Let me remind ya then, darlin'." He winks before pinning my wrists down and resuming the heated make out session.

If it was anything like baseball, he would have hit a home run. Maybe even go another lap around the bases as well. I swore I lost count of how many times he brought me to my sweet release before he obtained his own. That man must have wrote the guide on sex positions.

Afterwards we laid beside each other. A small laugh escapes me and he turns to give me a look.

"Now, now ... Did I break wind er somethin' darlin' ? I know it's been an honest while since I've gone all out an' wild like that....but I ain't that bad!"

I put my fingers against his lips to shush him and he goes to nip my finger tips before I give him a tap on the cheek.

"Nah, Sev .... Just surprised ya ain't shootin' cobwebs." I give a wink and shriek when he goes to tickle my sides.

"Real' funny, honey. Gee, who woulda thunk my sweet wildflower woulda turned into a comedian in the next life. I thought you were a singer." He smirks.

I roll my eyes. How the hell did I put up with this man in my past life? Not missing a beat, I took what I could recall from the past memories.

"And who woulda thunk it that to this day, you'd still be a smartass?!" I giggle as he pulls me in and I pretend to struggle to get away. He holds onto me tighter before I relax again and he watches me as I admire the ring on my finger.

It was real.

All so damn real.

"Some things never change, darlin'. Some things never damn change."

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕭𝖔𝖞𝖘: If I Don’t Turn It Into A Joke, It Will Destroy Me! - Gn!Reader x Poly 🦇 Don’t Know What You Got - Fem!Reader x Paul 🦇

𝕹𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐: Join Me In Death - Fem!Reader x Yandere!Severen 🩸

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𝕾𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓: Darlin 🦇 Join Me In Death 🦇

𝕽𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖘: Join Me In Death - Fem!Reader x Yandere!Severen 🦇

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Hey love your work! Always happy for more severen content. What about something about getting hunted down by severen?

Getting Hunted Down By Severen

Short - Severen x Fem Reader - 748 words - SFW

AN: Thank you so much Anon! I hope you enjoy!

You were running for your life down an old dirt road. You could hear his boots hitting the gravel close behind you, the jingle of his spurs echoing through the still night. You didn’t know how much longer you could outrun him and suddenly you really regretted not participating in gym class more.

Blood was dripping from your neck and soaking the side of your blouse. You had thought it would be a one-night stand in a pick up truck but it had quickly turned to horror when he sank his teeth into your neck.

You heard him yelling from behind you, “Come on now darlin’, I can do this all night!” Finally, you saw headlights in the distance and began waving your arms frantically trying to get their attention, screaming for help. The truck slowed down and the driver rolled down his window, “You alright?” You begged, “Please, let me in! We need to get out of here now!” He told you to get in and as he began to back away, you saw Severen appear in the dim glow of the truck’s headlights. You screamed for the man to back up as fast as possible. He sped away, drifting to turn the other way. Gun shots rang out from behind you, shattering his back window and nearly hitting you both. You cried, “I’m so sorry...” The man grumbled, “It’s alright.”

You sped off and the kind man agreed to take you straight to the nearest police station. Finally, the nightmarish man was gone and this was all over. That was until you noticed a black pick-up speeding up behind you. You looked back, hoping it was just a speeder who wanted to pass, but you knew better. It was him.

The black truck pulled up beside you and you could see into the cab, it was indeed him again. You screamed and the poor man tried to outrun him. But you could see Severen pulling his revolver. Just as he was about to shoot, a semi barrelled down the opposite lane, forcing the black truck to pull back behind you. You both kept your heads low, hoping he wasn’t a good enough shot.

But he was, he was an excellent shot, and as the deafening fire rang out, you saw the man slump over in the drivers’ seat. A bullet had gone straight through the nape of his neck and shattered the windshield in front of you. The truck came to a sharp stop as the dead man’s foot fell from the gas pedal. You tried to move him over to keep driving, but the passenger door was torn from the truck and hands grabbed you by the legs, pulling you from the truck.

Severen pulled you into him, wrapping his arms tightly around yours. He pulled you away to the black truck, kicking and screaming. However, you found a new strength, one you had not possessed before. You managed to rip yourself away from him easily and run. You heard him in the background cussing, “Shit... she’s turned!”

You ran for the other truck, pushing the deceased driver out of his seat and pressing the gas pedal to the floor. The black truck stayed on your tail, ramming into your bumper and trying to side swipe you at every opportunity. You tried to remain calm, maneuvering curves and weaving between occasional cars at top speed. But your luck ran out as you saw a railroad crossing ahead, it’s safety blocks lowering and the warning bell ringing. You gunned it, hoping you might be able to blow through the stop before the train could cross your path. He saw it coming, he knew what you were trying to do. He pulled up beside you, pulling far out and slamming into the side of you so hard it forced you into the ditch. As the truck slammed into a culvert, your head slammed into the steering wheel knocking you unconsciousness.

You regained consciousness as Severen carried you to the black truck, the flames of the burning crash behind you illuminating his sinister grin. “Gotcha,” he chuckled callously.

You were driving along, your body hurt but the hurt was diminishing so quickly. Gashes and cuts were already healing. You were in disbelief. Severen explained, his hand draped over the steering wheel, “You ain’t in no danger now, doll.” He chuckled, “Guess, I’m stuck with ya now. But I ain’t too sore bout it. You’re a pretty little thing.”

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Severen Celebrating Your First Kill

Headcannon - Severen x fem. reader - SFW

It took you a couple days for the thirst to get bad enough that you could no longer avoid feeding. It was time for the inevitable, you hadn’t asked for this and now your survival depended on it. Severen walked you into a remote gas station that had worn down from years of no longer being supplied with business from the previous highway.

The only soul inside was the night clerk, a middle-aged man with a furrowed brow and a mean glare.

You walked down isles, trying to act like you were looking for something, yet you were trying to comprehend what you would do. Severen wrapped his arm around you, whispering in your ear, “Come on darlin’, this’s an easy one.” He gently lead you towards the counter, you clung to a bag of chips not knowing what else to do.

You placed them on the counter, and the clerk glared at you. He looked you up and down with a judgemental expression. He snidely warned, “Y’all know we don’t take food stamps, right?”

You stared at him, as Severen chuckled, “Well gee sir, that’s awful presumptuous...” He looked down to you, raising his brow playfully, waiting for your next move.

The indignant look in the cashier’s eyes turned to one of fear as you slowly made your way towards him behind the counter. You didn’t break eye contact, making him squirm. He tried to warn you, “Miss, I’ll call the police...”

You grabbed him by the throat and you could feel the vein in his neck throbbing below your thumb. A deep hunger roared from inside you, demanding sustenance. Not knowing when to quit, the cashier squeaked one last jab at you, “I’ve had it with you crazy trailer trash...”

You slammed his head into the counter and dove for his neck, sinking your fangs into the fresh kill. You could hear Severen in the background whooping and hollering, cheering you on, “That’s my girl!”

After draining the night attendant, Severen jumped over the counter and took you in his arms. He spun you around, praising you, “I knew you had it in ya. That’s my girl.”

The rest of that night he’s beaming, bragging your kill up to the rest of the clan. You try to assure them it wasn’t all that, but he can’t help being proud of his girl murdering someone over some rude comments.

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You and Severen Have Mutual Feelings, But You’re Both Oblivious

Headcannon - Severen x Fem Reader - SFW

You both are obvious to everyone else in the Hooker Clan except yourselves.

Literally everyone else knows what is happening and that you both like each other and its become a subtle running joke amongst them that you’re both too dense to realize the obvious.

You both consistently put yourselves in situations so that you can be alone with each other.

The rest of the clan no longer questions this and assume that when it comes to going out to feed or do anything for the clan, you both are going together.

Jesse always smirks calling you two, ‘Thick as thieves, but dumb as sieves.’ Both of you assume this is because you’re chaotic trouble-makers because plot twist, you’re both dumbasses.

You assume that Severen doesn’t like you because you’re too soft. Severen assumes that you don’t like him because he’s too hardcore.

Mae and Caleb always tease you two asking when the wedding will be and if they’re invited. Still goes over both your heads because of your internal assumptions that the other doesn’t like you.

Severen makes any excuse to joke around with you or talk to you, sometimes even if it’s just to show you a cool rock he found. And you do the same.

You’re both very protective of each other, often coming to the defense of one another whenever you slip up with the clan or there is any kind of conflict.

Only Caleb notices, the subtle, bothered expression on Severen’s face when you flirt with men at the bar to lure them in for a feed.

Being the sweeties of the group, Mae and Caleb talk to Jesse and Diamondback about trying to set you two up. But Jesse always brushes it off, “Let it play out, those two could be married and still unsure of how the other one feels.”

Whenever a lady catches Severen’s eye, you joke, “Gonna make her your mate?” And you’re startled when he always responds with a somber, “No.” The response always lacks his usual, over-the-top style.

It gets to the point where the rest of the clan begins to openly joke about you two.

One night, during a motel room poker game, you playfully try to help Severen cheat, but Jesse sees it and comments to Severen, “Oh why don’t you just marry her already....” Severen blushes and abruptly gets up from the table, “I fold.”

You feel hurt, assuming that the mention of such a thing must have made him uncomfortable rather than embarrassed for being called out. But Diamondback nudges you and encourages you to go talk to him. When you express that that’s probably not a good idea because you don’t think ‘it’s like that’, the table collectively rolls their eyes. Jesse chuckles, “I told ya, you can lead a horse to water, can’t make em drink...”

Mae insists, “Go talk to him, trust me.”

You finally do and the table erupts in sarcastic clapping and exasperated declarations of ‘finally’ or ‘christ that took long enough’.

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You and Severen Finally Confront Your Mutual Feelings

Headcannon - Severen x Fem Reader - SFW

You step out of the motel room to see Severen off in the distance near a patch of trees. He’s sitting on the curb at the edge of the parking lot with his head in his hands, a lit cigarette between his fingers.

You could tell he was genuinely bothered which didn’t happen with Severen ever. You decide to just buck up and walk towards him.

He looks back to you, immediately hanging his head low, “I’m sorry bout all that, Jess sometimes don’t know when to shut up...”

You look down at your feet, kicking at the loose gravel, unsure how to proceed. You didn’t want to come right out with it. But finally, you say, “You seem really bothered by it...”

Finally, it dawns on you. There was no reason to storm out unless he liked you. Knowing Severen, he would have come back with a joke and brushed it off if it wasn’t true.

You sit down on the curb next to him. You can tell he’s confused you’re so close to him. You look into his blue eyes and the remainder of your bravery is gone.

He’s fidgetting with the cigarette in his hands, you can tell he’s nervous. “I ain’t felt like this in a long time...” his Texan drawl sweetening the words.

You grin inside, he likes you. Who would have thought? (Literally everyone, you’re both idiots.)

You lean against his side, resting your head on his shoulder. You finally say it, “Neither have I.”

He smiles down at you, “I’m fallin’ for ya darlin’... I’m fallin’ hard...” You swoon, grinning up at him, gazing into his blue eyes as he looks into yours. You close your eyes and you can feel his breath on your lips when suddenly he presses his mouth to yours.

In the background, of which both of you are oblivious, Jesse and Diamondback open the motel room door, peaking out to fulfill their curiosity. Diamondback grins, whispering, “Finally... I told ya Jess, they jus’ needed a lil push.”