#seriously jfc

[thefreakandthehair]

my cat knocked a drink on my laptop a few days ago, and thankfully it ended up being fine, but I had to then update my mac and it turned allll of my notifications back on

I discovered this when I got an objectively HILARIOUS message on discord while I was in a camera-on video call for work

apple, I am already fighting for my life here, can we please not jumpscare me like that?

[hipsternumbertwo]

You're a Nepo Baby, Angela!

[brahms4thrackett]

I AM DECEASED SIR

[over-smiles-and-over-wine]

Am I being overly protective of someone that I don't know? That's certainly possible!! But I feel like the qualifications for "overly" change drastically under these circumstances. At some point it crosses the line from "inconsiderate and rude and upsetting to me" to "just straight up incredibly disrespectful to multiple people on so many different levels that I can't even comprehend". The thing that really gets me about it is that this woman LOVES the Mamas and the Papas. As in, Papa John Phillips!! Who is an actual and literal serial rapist and domestic abuser!! Who molested his daughter for ten years!! And yet she cannot find it within the depths of her heart to forgive Brandi Carlile for the crime of....existing in a manner that's not satisfactory to her standards....enough to at least stop giving me hell about it.

Like, holy shit, it's almost morbidly fascinating. Me, but in the complete opposite direction. I can't fathom the intensity of the mysterious grudge you must have against someone here (me?! Brandi?! Who knows?! Does it matter?!) to put this gigantic wedge in an otherwise not-bad family relationship over this huge crusade against something you know (and I know she knows full well from the tone of her voice every time this happens) someone in your family cares extremely deeply about on a personal level.

I don't get it, folks. I do not. I am sort of past trying. This isn't my responsibility to invest even more emotional energy into dealing with anymore. If she wants to keep on creating situations where the rest of the table has to sit awkwardly and watch her make herself look deranged while I turn fully the color of a tomato and start shaking, then that's her God-given right as an American citizen. Life, liberty, and the persecution of Grammy winning musicians. Thank you for coming to my emotionally charged TED Talk.

One day, I'm going to be charged with homicide, and I need all of you to fly to out my dingy little Midwestern city to be my character witnesses

[art-making-grat]

how is taylor swift going to have that whole thing with joe and how she couldn’t deal with the fact he had mental health issues so she cheated on him and has basically done everything she can to make his life worse since breaking up with him (her fan base also going after him) but then go and romanticize asylums and mental illness and stuff like that with her new depressed poet persona. like am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that she would act like she’s struggling with her mental health while also making songs outing joes struggles with depression and how he should have gotten over it so they could marry

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

Emmet: We are never going to find my fucking twin.

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Some more interpol + Emmet stuff

Anabel is ooc in the last panel, but I thought it'd be funny to see her crash out NFJDNDN

[mugiwara-lucy]

Guys….i have to say it….i was wrong trying to get you all to vote for Kamala all these months and not President Trump who was saved by God….President Trump just exposed something inhumane about her!! That witch wants to give us HEALTHCARE!! 😂

How communist of her! It’s not like Doctor and Dental Care is expensive as shit! No let’s vote in the reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself President Trump who wants to make it to where votes will no longer matter and it’ll all be fixed for us after four years!!

(/s for Sarcasm if that wasn’t obvious 🤣)

[bunnykaye]

First look at Bridgerton Season 3 (pics slightly edited)

[skitskatdacat63]

How did I never hear this radio until the brawn doc hahahaha

[f0point5]

The car isn’t built for him, he just built the car 😂

[wynandcore]

I love it when Uprising fics make Beck and Tron have some sort of long distance communicator. It almost feels like a Mandela effect because they did Not have that in the show. There is no way these two can communicate when Beck’s on a mission. Was Tron just sitting in his big hideout twiddling his thumbs hoping Beck either quickly returns or ends up on the news like ‘oh okay he made it out, nice’.

If Beck gets nabbed on a mission- which happens more than once- Tron is shit out of luck!!! No wonder Able didn’t want Beck doing this, there’s no planning going on here!!

[plasticflowersinahistorycemetery]

the girl I'm tattooing just asked for a break, so I got her wrapped up, she’s gone for a cigarette, and I jumped on tumblr because GUYS—

today is a GOOD DAY!!! I am feeling blessed <3

an actual snippet of the conversation I had with my boss when I got in this morning:

me: I’ve had to order new batteries for my machine, but they won’t be here until the weekend, so I might need to borrow someone’s battery because I’m pretty sure I’ve got an engraving piece later.

bossman: yeah, you did have an engraving, but I swapped you with **** because someone requested you.

me: what the fuck? (lowkey devastated because I love engraving, but also??? REQUESTED?! BY NAME?) what for?

bossman: someone saw your flash on the ig. they want the neo-traditional envelope with poppies and roses. (gives me more details while I try not to pass out bc I was literally crying yesterday about wanting to do a neo-trad, am I manifesting???)

THEN he said I could be in charge of the music in the studio today, so I'm torturing everyone with my inconsistent ass, we are jumping through genres like you wouldn't believe. it's going from Mike Shinoda, to Hozier, to Friday Pilots Club, to Dead Poet Society, to Doechii, then back again at breakneck speed. and I am thriving!!!! (even if all the others are not, heh. I have to put up with some shite from the guys.)

I'm so happy rn I could cry—happy tears—aaaand I have cut down my appointment time by like at least an hour so it means more time to write when I finish up for the day because I won't be last out and have to lock up the studio <3

life is good. we are winning!!!!!

[twistedappletree]

Up at 1am thinking about the inevitable moment Henry and Hans are fighting on opposite sides, facing each other in battle yet purposely avoiding hurting each other, and Henry being unable to stop himself from rushing over when he sees Hans fall to someone else’s blade

[king-candybug-backup]

Hey, did you know that Kill Switch is currently the third most kudos'd fic in the whole "King Candy | Turbo (Disney)" character tag on AO3? :3

HI, I'M SORRY, WHAT THE F U C K--

I'VE LITERALLY ONLY BEEN IN THIS FANDOM SINCE LIKE SEPTEMBER OMFG??? 😭😭😭😭 THAT IS INSANE

[syaruru]

i stg half of the gravity falls "discourse" about stan or ford could be solved by talking to a single man over the age of 60 who isn't your father

[harmonicabisexuals]

better than the album version tbh…i think my heart literally stopped beating when he did that first falsetto leap