#seriously i look too much like rapunzel as is

[tornrose24]

Was talking to a friend about TGAMM self-insert AUs and I was told a Tangled AU would work for me. And it’s kind of scary how well that actually works. Never mind the fact that I actually  look like Rapunzel AND have singing and painting skills in real life. I had to draw that out. (It helps that Rapunzel was a favorite fairytale of mine since I was a kid.) More below.

-The exact original outfit designs don’t work, so I referenced the historical time period of the 1780s/1790s for this. (In my sona’s case, I would just get mistaken for the ACTUAL Rapunzel and then people will think this is some weird crossover.)

-I can’t do an au without Molly. She’s got quite a story here… but maybe that’s for another time.

-That moment when you realize ‘Oh whoops, if the healing incantation also doubles as a fountain of youth, wouldn’t that effect Scratch if he’s canonically in his 50’s and WASN’T a younger guy like Eugene?’ (Don’t worry, he only physically changed by about 10 years, but there was a reason I drew him in his miserable/soulless state until that point.)

[scifigeekgirl]

So is this what getting trapped in the Fade with a fear demon does to you?

[aaronsguccitie]

And another!!

hotch playing tea time with his daughter and he’s forced to wear tiaras, sit in a small chair, and drink his imaginary tea with his pinky up and mom!reader is just laughing and sneaks a picture to send to the team

- 💗

💗 anon, you shall get a hundred kisses <3

Tea time

Cw: fem!mom!reader, fluff, girl dad Aaron, no use of yn, Aaron being a complete pushover

Word count: 1.2k

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His knees ache.

Come to think of it, so does his back. Sitting cramped in a plastic pink chair, folded nearly in half will do that to him, Aaron thinks. 

His stuffed companions don’t seem to suffer from the same fate. They’re happily drinking their tea and enjoying their biscuits, much like Aaron is supposed to be doing. He almost envies the way their furry legs rest comfortably on their matching pink chairs.

“Purple or pink?” Olivia asks him, holding out two tiaras. 

Aaron eyes the sharp combs at the end of them with mild terror. He opens his mouth to decline—he almost does, really—but Olivia’s eyes are wide and impatient, exactly like yours. 

The protest gets trapped in his throat. 

“Uhh, don’t you have a blue one?” He asks, mentally kicking himself. “I seem to remember buying you a blue tiara.”

“Nope! Purple or pink?” Olivia asks again. Her own tiara rests lopsidedly on her head, its purple jewels catching the sunlight streaming in through her bedroom window. The color matches with her Princess Rapunzel dress he’d gotten her at Disney World.

Well, at least nobody else is gonna see him in it.

“Purple,” Aaron decides. “So I can match with you, won’t that be nice?”

“But you won’t be the princess, too,” his daughter says. A small frown pulls her brows together, exactly the same as his—and way too stern for a four-year-old. Aaron gently touches the scrunch until it fades. “I’m the only princess.”

“Of course,” Aaron agrees softly. He adjusts her lopsided crown. “I’ll be the prince, is that okay?”

“No.” Olivia giggles, two of his dimples appearing in her cheeks. “Silly Daddy. You’ll be the king!” She says as she grabs the purple tiara and rises on her tiptoes, trying to reach the top of his head.

Aaron bends his neck down, a hand going to her waist to steady her until her heels touch the ground again. “How could I have forgotten,” he murmurs, his small smile turning into a wince when the combs of the tiara dig against his scalp. He bites down on his tongue to trap the hiss in his throat, forcibly stretching his lips into another smile as he looks up at Olivia with mildly watering eyes.

“How do I look?”

“Kingly.” His daughter giggles. Aaron blinks back the blurriness in his vision, smiling as Olivia picks up her purple fairy wand and waves it around theatrically before she clears her throat, “And now I dec—del…delcare—”

“Declare.”

“—declare it’s time for teatime!”

She sets down her wand and pours the very strong concoction of tap water into Aaron’s teacup, her tongue peeking out as she holds the lid of the teapot to keep it steady. Some of the faux tea spills over the rim and splashes onto his sweatpants, turning the fabric into a darker gray as Olivia hands him a plate of plastic cake when she’s done.

Aaron accepts it graciously. “Thank you, sweetheart.” He places the plate next to his tea and fumbles for the teacup, struggling to hook his finger through the handle.

“Y’welcome,” Olivia mumbles, too busy with pouring the rest of her guests’ tea.

Did they poke the hole with a needle? Aaron resigns himself to picking up the teacup from its sides. It gets swallowed up by his hands, his fingers overlapping around its circumference. 

“Being a hostess is hard work, isn’t it?” He asks as he watches her hand out cake slices to their stuffed companions.

“Mommy does it an’ she’s good at it.”

“She is,” Aaron chuckles, “guess you got that from her, huh?”

“Mhm.” Olivia finally plops down onto her chair, tilting her crown again as she reaches for her own teacup with a deep sigh.

“So how have you been ruling over your subjects?” Aaron asks seriously. He turns to the stuffed animals lining the table; her teddy and Jack’s orca and a battered unicorn from Penelope, “Are you all satisfied with the way Princess Livvy is treating you?”

“Princess Olivia, Daddy.” She corrects, frowning a little and continuing again before Aaron can remedy his mistake. “They say we go t’bed too early,” Olivia pouts.

“Do they? Well,” he brings the teacup to his lips again, pretending to take a sip, “I say—”

“Daddy, y’have to do this,” Olivia interrupts, picking up her own teacup and sticking out her pinky. She looks at Aaron expectantly.

“Oh, forgive me.” Aaron says and sticks his out, too. “Is that better?”

A muffled laugh catches his attention. That in itself makes him smile, but when he hears the not so subtle click of a camera, his eyes flick to you.

Caught.

You bite your lip and throw him a wink, disappearing behind the door frame with your phone held in your hand.

Aaron turns back to Olivia as he sets down his teacup. “I’m so sorry, your highness, may I be excused for a moment?”

“You’ll come back?” She frowns, her eyes narrowed in suspicion. Aaron stifles a laugh; his daughter through and through.

“Yes, baby.” He promises.

Her frown clears. “Okay.”

Aaron eagerly gets up from the cramped chair, his knees cracking when he straightens. He stifles a wince and leaves Olivia’s bedroom, immediately finding you in the hallway just outside. There’s a grin on your face as you look down at your phone, thumbs flying over the screen.

You hear him and look up, your smile turning sheepish as you click your phone shut and slide it into your back pocket.

He crosses over to you, his arms wrapping around your body, hands dipping into your pockets to search for your phone.

“Delete that.” Aaron murmurs.

You slap his hands away. “Delete what?”

“The picture.” He lifts his brow. Your mouth drops open, no doubt to deny it, and he cuts across you, “I know you took one, honey, don’t play dumb.”

The corner of your lip pinches as you try to hold back a wider smile. “That’s a cute crown. But sorry, your majesty,” you bow, “it’s already been sent to the group chat.”

“Jesus Christ.” Aaron groans, rubbing the heels of his hands into his eyes.

A grin splits your face in half. You pull his hands away from his eyes, gently holding them in your own. “So does that make me queen now?” 

“It makes you a traitor. I’ll call Garcia about this.”

You blow a raspberry in his face. “Please. She’s the first one to back it up on all her devices. You’re too late, bossman,” you straighten his tiara.

Aaron winces as the combs dig in deeper. He gently holds your wrist, his scalp just shy of weeping blood.

Your eyes shine as you press your lips together, the corners of them turning up as you try in vain to hold back a smile. “You look very kingly, your majesty.” The edges of your voice quiver with a laugh.

Aaron sighs. “Your daughter said the same.” He drones flatly.

You can no longer hold back your laughter.

[viharbinger]

Hi there! Saw your post of Ken Sato request. I was thinking about one I have and I had a OS in mind, a Ken Sato x Fem! Reader with the Bad Boy x Good Girl trope. Similar to Rapunzel and Eugene's relationship. Reader is an amazing artist and such a Sunshine while Ken is the opposite.

It's up to you how you wanna write it. Take your time and no need to rush.

Good Girl's Bad Boy

pairings: Kenji Sato x fem!reader

a/n: I loev him so much help

warnings: erm idk, parents disapproving of Ken lol, this is fluff!!

You and Kenji started dating when you both were in LA and were teenagers. Your parents hated his guts. He was egotistical, had a big bike, got into fights often, he's basically in every parenting 101 on who your kid should not date. Despite your parents disapproval however, it didn't stop you from dating him and they can't pull you away from him anyway. So the only thing your parents can do to protest is roll their eyes at him whenever he picks you up on his bike for dates.

They did not like having him around either, but that also didn't stop him. Up to 12am when you're doing your art assignments, he would often climb up your bedroom window. And get a couple of injuries along the way.

A soft knock was heard at your window. You peer at the window away from your painting, and notice a familiar figure. It was your boyfriend, Ken. Smiling, you move to pull up the window, helping him in so he doesn't trip all over your stuff. "You just don't listen to my parents, do you?" You deadpanned, smirking. "You didn't listen when they told you not to date me." He raised his hands up in defense.

As you were watching him talk, you noticed he had fresh injuries on his cheeks. You furrowed your eyebrows, placing your hands on his cheeks to check for further injuries. "Did you get hurt getting up here? Next time just call me and I'll let you in quietly from the front door." You pouted as he places his own hands above yours. "But then it wouldn't be so thrilling, right?" He raises an eyebrow, grinning.

"You're too much." You walk away to look for your bandaids in the bathroom. Unfortunately all you had were hello kitty bandaids, but that didn't stop you from giving it to him. Placing it onto his face, you can't help but giggle at how cute he looks. "You look so silly." You laugh, covering your mouth with your palm. "What? What did you do?" He furrows his eyebrows, walking to your mirror to look at his face. "Aww, seriously?" He whines, to which you stifle your laugh.

"I think it's adorable. You're adorable." You place a firm kiss to his cheek, his ears warming and turning red from the contact. "I can't let anyone see me in this... I've got a... A reputation to live up to!" He makes up an excuse. "Oh be quiet. It wouldn't kill you to have a hello kitty bandaid. I think it's pretty badass." You reassured him. "Seriously?" He laughs for a moment before flickering his eyes to your art piece.

"What're you working on?" He asks, watching as you move to excitedly show him what you were painting. "It's a cat!" You excitedly show him, it was detailed and coloured halfway, but there were outlines to show what you wanted to paint of course. He chuckles, he loves seeing you gleam when showing your work. "Beautiful artwork, sweetheart." He presses a kiss to your forehead.

Let's not forget he has a bike. A cool one. The first time you rode on it, you were like a scared cat, holding onto his waist tightly. Your parents hated this of course, because they much prefer a well suited man with a car.

Man... You wished Kenji would've shown a little less attitude when talking to other men that showed you even the slightest attention. The amount of fights he's gotten in for you. And the amount of first aid you've had to do for him. And meeting your parents for the first time, he had a bunch of bandaids on his face and arms, looking like a total thug that fights a lot. -10000 points for him. Your parents just want their angel daughter date someone nicer, you know?

Over the years, your parents eventually accepted him because he has been getting a lot of brownie points for being a big baseball star and.... Being considerably rich. Despite your family's disagreements on this, you moved to Japan with him, as well. After taking the most confusing and unbelievable news of him having to take over Ultraman, of course.

I mean, Japan is beautiful. It's a brilliant place to start your art career— that is, what Ken says when he convinces you to move with him. Moving in the same house was one thing, but moving together to a different country was a bigger thing! Hell, you've both done so many things behind your family's back that you just went right with it.

"Oh, what the heck! Let's move to Japan." You agreed to his proposal, to which he smiled brightly, planting a sweet kiss to your lips. You can definitely see the rest of your life in Japan. Cheering for him in the stands, treating his injuries after any kaiju incidents, and morning coffees together before work... What you didn't expect was a giant pink lizard wanting Ken as her daddy.

He was so frustrated of having to take over his father's job, and stressed out, only you could reassure him. He needs a little sun in his cloudy days, AKA you. You're like the soft breeze on a hot day, or the rainbow at the end of the road!

[nmakii]

AND BRUSH, AND BRUSH MY HAIR

— chigiri hyoma x long haired!reader

alt title: chigiri would be my bff bf!!! sighs me and my waist length hair against the world

well… obviously he loves your long hair. he thinks it frames your face perfectly >_<

one of the best past times to spend tgt as a couple is being in his lap while he brushes your hair out. if your hair is long because it’s a hassle to always get a haircut, he wont let you braid his hair in return. :x only if you love your hair as much as he does teehee

++ if you guys ever share an apartment and bathroom, the shelf is gonna be full of hair products…

also loves to shampoo your hair if you’re too tired to do it… something super intimate about letting him exfoliate your scalp as his finger thread through the tangles in your hair. it’s a simple luxury that only you and he’d know the pleasure of

he luvs trying out hair hacks with you. “babe..! i just saw this hack that says your hair grows healthier and longer faster if you use rosemary oil and rice water..! …where’s the rosemary?”

he thinks ur long hairs perfect… doesnt want you to ever cut it… and if you do end up cutting it, it’s gonna be like that meme “told my girl not to cut her hair. she did it anyway and she looked fine af. this is why women shouldnt listen to their man”

if you ever have an important event going on, and you need to look glammed up, he’s MORE than happy to wake up at 5 AM or whatever to style your hair. he luvs u ofc <3

“it’s not too tight, is it?” chigiri asks as he ties the braid he tied on the side, holding your hair from getting into your face. “yeah, it’s perfect, hyo. thank you.” you hum.

“right. well, good luck at your party, babe. hopefully there isn’t someone who tries to steal you away from me while im not there.” he huffs. “heeh, good luck at your game too, tonight. and don’t worry, ill tell them im taken by a gorgeous man.” you enunciate your words, buttering him up and making his heart turn into jelly.

chigiri abashedly, yet smugly grins. “tch… gorgeous? more like drop-dead charming…”

you scoff, taking your purse as he walks you to the door. “hmm… hyo, what would you do if i wanted to cut my hair?” you ask. of course it was a hypothetical, but it was something you were seriously starting to concern…

“haah? how come? you’re super pretty with it, i won’t like brushing your hair if it’s short..” he huffs, the frown on his pretty lips making him seem adorable. “i know… i like my hair too, but i feel like it’s getting too long… like, there has to be a limit somewhere, right?”

he shakes his head. “well…if you like it, you shouldn’t cut it. when it comes to you, you could have obnoxiously long hair like rapunzel— like, to the point where it’s in my face when we cuddle, and ill still think you should grow it longer.” he hums, a hand unconsciously finding its way to you. “plus, why cut it when it makes your title as ‘world’s prettiest girl’ so much more obvious to everyone else?”

he’s trying to spoil you with compliments. he knows that getting you weak in the head would let him get his way. of course he definitely doesn’t use this power for evil… this was just a desperate occasion. “i mean… once, i dropped my pen, so i bent down to get it… and my hair was on my arm, and i thought it was a lizard and i jumped..!” you recount a story from two weeks ago.

“…pfft… ahaha..!” he laughs. “that just means you should keep your hair out of your face… see? a simple braid like what i did for you right now would be enough.” he rebuts your reasons for cutting your hair.

“…whatever.” you groan. “im still on the fence about whether i should do it anyway.” chigiri nods. “well then, don’t cut it. it’d be like you’re cutting a part of my soul away.”

you scoff. dramatic, much? chigiri rolls his eyes at your disbelief. “you laugh, but i’m serious..! just let me be a little bit selfish… and, don’t cut your hair…” he pleads.

[xx-dinah-writing-xx]

Tangled

Matt Smith x reader

Fluff

The living room was dimly lit, the only glow coming from the television screen as Tangled played. Little Lilly sat cross-legged on the couch, completely enthralled, her wide eyes reflecting the golden glow of the lantern scene.

You sat beside her, curled up with a cup of tea, while Matt lay stretched out on the other end of the couch. Jack had long since fallen asleep against Matt’s side, his little body curled into a sleepy heap, but Lilly? She was invested.

Her tiny hands were clasped together as Rapunzel and Flynn sat in the boat, the sky filled with floating lanterns. “Mummy,” she whispered, not wanting to break the spell of the moment, “this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

You smiled, reaching over to gently brush her curls back. “It really is, love.”

She sighed dreamily, resting her chin in her hands. “I wanna have long hair like Rapunzel. And a dress. And a Flynn.”

At that, Matt, who had been half-asleep, cracked one eye open. “A Flynn?” he repeated, his voice groggy but amused.

Lilly nodded with complete seriousness. “Yes, Daddy. A Flynn. He’s so nice. And he helps her. And he sings.” She turned back to the screen with a wistful sigh. “So romantic.”

Matt snorted, sitting up. “I don’t know if I approve of this.”

You laughed, nudging his leg. “Oh, come on. It’s her first fictional crush. Let her have this.”

Lilly didn’t even hear you, completely enraptured as Flynn pushed Rapunzel’s hair behind her ear. She gasped and clutched her little heart. “Oh, my goodness!”

Matt let out a dramatic groan, flopping back onto the couch. “Great. My daughter’s in love with a cartoon man.”

Lilly turned to him with a scolding look. “Daddy, Flynn Rider is not just a cartoon. He’s a prince.”

“A thief,” Matt corrected. “And I don’t like how much you like him.”

Lilly huffed, crossing her arms. “Well, mummy likes you, and you’re silly.”

You had to bite back your laughter at Matt’s exaggerated gasp. “Excuse me?”

“You are silly,” she insisted, then pointed at the screen. “Flynn is handsome and serious.”

Matt looked at you for backup, but you just grinned, sipping your tea. “I mean, she’s not wrong.”

He muttered something under his breath about being handsome and serious too before turning back to the film. When Flynn and Rapunzel finally kissed, Lilly squealed in delight and buried her face in a couch pillow, too overwhelmed.

Matt groaned dramatically. “That’s it. No more Disney for you.”

“Too late, Daddy,” she said with a knowing smile, eyes twinkling just like yours. “I believe in love now.”

And from that moment on, Lilly was officially obsessed with Tangled. She demanded to wear her toy crown every day, insisted on singing I See the Light during bath time, and even made Jack be her “loyal horse Maximus” when they played.

But most of all, she was on a mission to grow her hair just like Rapunzel.

[king-wens-king]

UrGHHH mild ramble but severance is truly the best in the game right now because 1) its an original story not based on previous ip and 2) the commitment to the bit. I talked before how the truman show was a rare gem not just because of its premise but also because of its attention to detail manifested by its production design and writing and severance is totally on par with it.

Severance's worldbuilding doesn't rely on exposition dumps, instead it trusts the audience to ask questions when details are revealed here and there the same way we trust it to give us an answer to certain things later. Another thing to note is that when it answers, it doesn't give the whole picture, just more questions that are still fascinating and engaging. We're introduced to this world and the characters from the jump. However what I think he show is truly masterful at is really commiting to the characters perception of this world, particularly the newness of an encounter and how it handles their experiences by putting us in their shoes. It commits to the emotions and the reactions of the characters as much as the information being introduced.

The closest we get to exposition dumps are helenas statement of consent recording that helly watches and irvings tour in the perpetuity room. This gives more details of the company and what their working lives actually entail, but it's always contextualised through the perspective of these characters. Helly watches in horror as she realises that the person who put her there is her own self, that they are both different people with different motivations, and that she is essentially trapped. Irving displays the devotion he has to this pseudo religious cult company and how he uses it as motivation for ascribing meaning to what little life he has. Every piece of information we have about the world is also information about what these characters think, feel, and who they are.

Theres also information that is introduced to the audience first before the characters. We know Gemma's alive, but Mark Scout still isn't sure of that. But it still hits really REALLY hard when he agrees in instant to go under reintegration – "I wanna see my wife" and a rushing tear falls from his face.

It really adds to the immersiveness of the story, this empathy that we have for these innies and their experiences. This world is new and dangerous and full of things we don't understand, and just like the innies we're doing our best to figure out whats going on without getting a heart attack. Sometimes too, whats obvious to us isn't always obvious to them. The show never downplays the reactions from preestablished information the characters are only now learning, it truly commits to the intensity of a moment and handles it with seriousness and sincerity. It's all about the DRAMA.

CJ the X's video on skipping the first five minutes of tangled pretty much sums up what I'm talking about here. They explain that without the 5 minute exposition dump, we are looking st the world through rapunzel's eyes where everything is new scary but exciting.

[lowkeyhollland]

bed chem

peter parker x reader you & peter are roommates, but the absolute complete opposite of each other. or are you? chapter 2 <- chapter 3

“What are you doing here?” You ushered him into your room and slammed the window shut. 

“Wanted to make sure you were… okay,” he breathed out. You looked around confused and frustrated that you couldn’t see his expression. The hero then stumbled onto the floor as his breaths became heavier. 

“Yeah… I’ll just… stay here for a minute.” He accepted his defeat.

“Oh my god! Your leg!” Despite not seeing it before, you noticed his leg was bleeding. You blamed your drunken state for not seeing it earlier. 

“Just bleeding out, nothing new,” he let out a soft chuckle as you grabbed a fresh washcloth from your drawer. Remembering what he told you last time, you applied pressure to the wound. “Ow! A little too hard.” He jolted up in pain. 

“Sorry! Sorry!” You freaked out and gently pressed down on his leg. “Sorry, there’s just a lot on my mind.”

“Don’t need to apologize. Everything alright?” Spider-Man laid back down and stared up at the ceiling. 

“Just men are so frustrating,” you huffed out. “Why talk to me for seven months just to use me for fucking homework and sex.” Your words slurred together and you let out a bitter laugh. “You know? I’ve just been such a good friend. For fucks sake, I might as well be getting credit for his classes since I'm the one ending up writing his papers.”

Spider-Man just listened as you ranted out loud. Although he couldn’t really move if he wanted to, the company was nice for the two of you. 

“You know, spidey, never like a man.” You narrowed your eyes at the masked hero in all seriousness. 

“Are you drunk?” 

“Very much so.” 

“Are you always drunk?” The white eyes on his mask widened as he realized he shouldn’t have said that. 

“Believe it or not, I’m a normal college student, Spider-Man.” your voice was bitter. “You just so happened to catch me drunk, like, twice now. So…” your voice trailed off as you stared out into the night sky. 

“You’re right, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to assume you’re an alcoholic.” He let out a sigh while you just nodded along, not paying that much attention. “I’m sorry.”

“S’okay. I used to not be like this, so it just… catches me off guard sometimes.” He hummed softly, noting that he was following along. You removed the washcloth from his leg seeing that the bleeding had stopped. “Um, so, I only have Disney princess bandaids…” the hero laughed while you smiled, embarrassed. 

“Give me Rapunzel.” You laughed as you searched in the box for the purple bandaid with the blonde princess on it. 

Carefully putting the bandaid over the wound, you smiled victoriously at your work. The hero couldn’t help but stare at you in awe, your drunk self seemed so free and careless, something that he’d never seen in you before. The bandaid definitely did not cover the entire wound, but he thought to himself he’d bandage the rest up later. 

The two of you burst into a fit of giggles at the sight of the princess bandaid. To you, it was the silliest thing to happen that night and to the hero, he was just happy to see you smiling. 

-

“Hellooo, Y/n,” a snap in front of your eyes brought you back to reality. “You still with me?”

“Huh? Oh… yeah, sorry.” You sheepishly smiled at the blonde boy. 

“Does this sound good?” Nate handed his computer to you so you could proofread it. 

“You used the wrong ‘their,’” you pointed out. “Multiple times, actually.” He rolled his eyes and took his computer back to fix his spelling. 

You had been working together in his room for the last hour. You had been taking in his motorcycle posters and navy blue sheets, wondering if this was really what you wanted. 

“Hey, Nate?” He hummed in response. “Do you like me?” The question was blunt, but you just had to know. He got up from his desk and sat down next to you on the bed. 

“What kind of question is that?” You shrugged and messed with your rings. “Of course I like you, you’re one of my best friends.” A pit in your stomach formed at the word friends but he then cupped your face and lightly kissed you. “And you’re the best kisser ever.” He kissed you in between each word. 

“Thanks, I guess you’re not too bad yourself.” You lightly pushed his arm and he chuckled. 

“If this paper wasn’t due tomorrow I’d so be sucking your face off right now.” Your jaw dropped as you took his only pillow and hit him with it. He started laughing, trying to defend himself from the pillow attack. 

“I gotta go soon, by the way.” You tucked your hair behind your ears while Nate pouted. 

“You’re not sleeping over?” He whined like a child. 

“Oh, I didn’t know if you wanted me to or not.” 

“Of course I want my best girl to stay the night,” he twirled a strand of your hair around his hand. “Plus, I know some pretty fun activities we can do.” 

“Freak,” a smirk formed on your lips as you slightly pushed him away while he just laughed. “I have a reward for you if you finish your paper,” you winked at the blonde and you could’ve sworn you had never seen him start furiously typing so fast.  

-

Peter had noticed you were absent from the apartment for a while. Well, not completely absent. You would come back to grab a few things, but would never stay longer than three hours. He even stopped by as Spider-Man and your room was always empty. 

He wasn’t sure where you had gone, but you’d left a few texts for him, letting him know you were alive and just out and about. Though Peter liked having the place to himself, he’d grown so accustomed to your presence; making breakfast for two, the small talk before heading to bed, or even your music playing a little too loud that he never really minded (you had good music taste, he would just never admit it to your face). 

All of his friends were over for a baking and movie night. MJ sat on the couch with her penjamin while Ned excitedly opened the brownie mix box. 

“Where’s your roommate?” MJ asked. 

“At her friend’s place or maybe the club, I’m not sure.” Peter didn’t want to assume where you were, but Spider-Man could, and he thought you were either on a five-day bender or at your non-boyfriend’s house. 

“She seems so fun,” Harry chimed in. “I do love myself a party girl.”

“Dude, that’s my roommate,” Peter rolled his eyes at his playboy friend. 

“Is that all she does? she has to do other things— do you think she’s secretly a nerd?” Ned waltzed around the kitchen, grabbing each ingredient to add to this mixing bowl. 

“I doubt it. She’s majoring in business or something. All I know is that she wants to be in fashion or music and is horrible at math.”

“Sounds just like my type!” Harry cheered. “You’re so lucky you live with Y/n, she’s so hot.” Peter couldn’t help but feel a sense of pain in his chest after Harry’s comment. Although he knew you were talking to someone, maybe he empathized with you for his friend’s lovesick comments. 

“Home!” The door swung open “Oh! Hey guys!” You greeted everyone. There was a chorus of heys as you walked in. 

“How are you?” Peter asked. 

“Good! Sorry, I’m not staying long. I’m just grabbing a few things then heading out,” you responded as you hurriedly walked past. Peter frowned, allowing himself to be a little sad that he’d be alone for the night yet again. 

“Where are you going?” Harry asked as you returned with a tote bag filled with overnight things. 

“My friend, Madi’s place. She’s doing my hair tonight,” you said with such ease. 

“Wait, your friend cuts your hair?” MJ asked. 

“Yeah! I mean, it’s cheaper than going to a salon.” 

“Cool.” MJ laid back on the couch and closed her eyes. 

“Do you, uh— do you want some brownies? Before you go?” Peter asked but you eyed him suspiciously, darting between him and MJ. “Nothing’s in them, Ned made these.” He sheepishly smiled, scratching the back of his neck. 

“Sure! How silly, I was planning on making brownies at Madi’s.” You bit into the brownie but Peter and Ned’s eyes went wide. Your lips pressed into a line. “This was my brownie mix, wasn’t it?”

“I swear I thought Ned bought it a while ago!”

“I thought May dropped it off for Peter!” They both defended themselves while you let out a laugh. 

“S’alright. These are really good, Ned, so I'm not upset at all.” you smiled as you finished the brownie. “I gotta go, but I’ll see y’all around.” You waved before leaving the apartment.

“She’s sweet,” Ned commented and Peter just shook his head, his eyes not leaving the door. 

“You think she’d be into me?” Harry asked his gaze also toward the door. 

“Keep it in your pants, Osborn!” MJ yelled from the couch. 

[marsprincess889]

Why I don't use nakshatras in D9 (navamsa)

And why you should not either.

We all know the basic traits of zodiac signs, their archetypes and how symmetrical and cool they look. Nakshatras are constellations(lunar mansions) WITHIN the zodiac signs, actual points/stars in the sky that have mythologies and associations attributed to them, affirmed by the observable patterns of their natives.

D9/navamsa is chart that shows in which division each planet falls in, and those divisions are each sign divided by nine, making each nakshatra consist of 4 those(known as padas).

Now, each pada has a zodiac sign attributed to it. So, planets in in the same nakshatra but in different padas have different(minor, but still different) effects. For example, my venus is in Gemini(punarvasu) in the Gemini pada, making it vargottama(same sign and pada), thus strengthening it.

So, the placements of the planets in signs of D9 aren't their placements in the actual conatellations in which they sit, and in no way hold the same weight. Nakshatras are already divions within signs, which are larger than padas. There are no nakshatras in D9 because you cannot pretend that 4 degrees(approx.) Are 30 and divide the divisions further 😭

Obviously, I have not said that padas/D9 have no effect, they do, but signs in D9 are not the same as signs in D1. Signs in D9 are more hypothetical and cannot be interpreted the same way that signs in D1 can.

Hope I explainted it clearly and in a way that helps you understand.

If you guys use nakshatras in D9 I genuinely need to know why and hear your reasons. So, please interact.

PS: I've noticed there's an unnecessarily big emphasis being placed on navamsa online. I assume it's because some sources say it's the chart of your "future spouse"(as in, you can know all about them from it). I think another reason is that people(young people esp.) look at astrology as an entertainment and a tool, while still taking it VERY seriously. Guys, it's not that serious. These are just patterns that yes, you should have fun with but don't you think we(not me, lol) put a lot of pressure on ourselves and others by overanalyzing? We don't need to complicate things or try to fit our lives to what our charts/astrologers say. Astrology should fit YOU, not the other way around.

And if you feel like what popular astrologers say about nakshatras/placements/aspects does not resonate with you, there's no need to look for divisional charts or additional information to justify this or that in a person's life. Look at what's obvious, simple and important, like a moon nakshatra, and know that you've discovered/observed something new about it. We all need originality 🙂

I have not seen anyone associate Bharani with Rapunzel, but it felt so real and true to me and I knew it in my heart that there was a connection. When I posted that article other Bharani natives(and ppl with important points in Bharani) told me how they too relate to that story and how much it means to them. Thaf made me so happy. That's what astrology and observations should be about 🤍

[suite-purgatory-a-hh-what-if]

Ok, here's the first character profile and post for my Hazbin Hotel rewrite, I'm doing mainly the hotel's cast, the Main four (Charlie, Aggie, Angel Dust, and Crymini), and Alastor. If I feel motivated for more, I might continue.

Charlie:

Redesign profile: For Charlie, I do think her original canon design is by all means a good one, my only faults with it per se are that I feel like her hair swoop bang. It feels a bit confusing, and it's weirdly animated. And my only other problem is the colors, while I dont despire if some of the characters have similar colors nearly all the characters share the same shade of red; and that she kinda has no stand out able traits to her design to make her unique from the rest (like the most you could say is her nose but like theirs nothing interesting about it)

But I do have things I enjoy, one I love the suit, if anything it makes her look more mature and more like a grown up (with the pilot she seemed kinda childish). It took time to get used to, but I like her bubble braid, her red eyes are good, and I do think, in my personal opinion, she's the prettiest character in Hazbin Hotel (sue me XD).

With that said, here's what I did for her redesign:

She has pink(or rather rose colored) hair and it's in a similar bubble-ish braid, its more like say a mix of Applejack from mlp and Rapunzel's braid in Tangled I also made the bang part a more understandable hair swoop

For her face, she has her cheek marks as a lighter color, her eyes are the same basically, I also gave her horns and gave the color the same as her canon cheeks, oh and she has ears

Nothing too much for her body change, expect for maybe her legs look like a mix of goat and human, at one point I was deciding if she could have hooves but I wanted to make her look more human so I gave her claw toes instead, and she has light pink claws.

Clothes wise, her outfit looks more similar to her pilot design only the difference is that her main color for that outfit is more yellow like, mainly to reflect that she has a ‘sunshine’ personality, and that she also wears pink gloves mainly for a pop of color for her clothes.

Profile:

Personality: Nothing significant changes to her personality, she's still the same person. The only difference is that she doesn't take things as childish in the story. Since in this version she and Aggie have been researching humans and different types of psychology/therapy, she can take the redemption bit more seriously and try to help the sinners become better people.

Powers: Obviously, she's literally the daughter of the fallen angel, she has to have some OP powers, but since, like canon she doesn't want to use them unless someone messes with her so yeah short run down list:

Pyro kinesis is obvious, but she has the ability to manipulate and control as much fire as she wants, ranging from tiny sparks to HUGE blazing hells.

Teleportation: something she learned from reading books on magic, she can only use this if she can have a perfect memory of the location she wants to go to, she also doesn't use it that often due to nausea it could cause her

Flight: In her demon form, about 25% she can manifest angel-like wings to fly and soar(they go bigger depending on her forms also I will one day post her demon forms on here)

Small pocket dimension: Nothing too major. It can be the size of an average messenger bag that she can store essential belongings inside.

Demon forms: She can take the forms of 0, 10(her current form), 25,50,75 and 100% and each one of them also has a wide variety of strength, zero is normal human 10 can be like a body builder strength and 100… we dont talk about it; and with each one her horns also start to curve to be more like a goat, and her skin would also start to break(but thats when 50% and beyond happen) and so much more but maybe I can talk about them more in another piece...

And beyond that, there are many other spells and demon-related things about her she can learn, but right now she isn't interested in other stuff, but for now, maybe she might wanna learn more to keep her and the hotel safe…

Ok so for backstory, some things I have kept the same, but much more simplified for the rewrite:

Born in 1830(meant to reference the beta design death age), Lucifer and Lilith had always wanted a child, but kept producing stillborns for hundreds of years until they used some… mysterious other ways to have Charlie.

It was agreed to only have one child due to Lilith and Lucifer not wanting to put each other through the baby stress they have gone through for like hundreds of years.

But due to having one child, they decided to have her be sheltered from the outside hell world due to wanting to protect her and have their joy be safe and sound.

The only times she was allowed outside of her house were to go to the other rings of hell, and she has barely ever been in the pride ring, and when she was able to go into the pride, she was accompanied by heavy security.

She attended all her education in Envy Ring K-12, met her first serious girlfriend(Helsa) but had a nasty breakup, and had other relationships with boys and girls. Throughout school, afterward, not a lot of relationships.

She stayed at her parents' home after school, but she became curious about the outside world over time.

One day after the New Year(around 2000), she tried to visit Pentagram City, where most of the sinners lived, but got to witness her first extermination. Lucifer found her after she hid near one of his duck factories.

After she finally learned of the extermination, a huge fight ensued, which left a crack in the relationship between her and her parents.

Over the next 20-ish years, she would sneak out to help sinners during exterminations, both of whose parents didnt know about it, and she would use spell books to sneak into Earth to learn about humans and realized they didnt deserve eternal punishment or even extra death.

It wasn't until like 2023 that Lilith left Charlie and her dad for some reason, the relationship between her and her dad was getting more cracks, until 4 years later in 2027, where she found a purple sinner hiding behind the factories where she once hid and tried to take her home to clean her up.

Lucifer found out and a screaming match between the two happened (the purple sinner pretended to be asleep/knocked out)

At the end, Lucifer screamed a horrible remark at Charlie, which made her take the purple sinner to her room, grab two bags of clothes and money, and leave the estate. It was considered Lucifer's greatest mistake.

She had her eye on a hotel that was abandoned for such a long while and thought that's where she and the sinner could stay.

And cut to 3 years later, and Charlie and Aggie the sinner are starting their hotel to rehabilitate sinners!

Ok, that's the reinvented backstory for Charlie. It's a bit quicker to the point, but I hope people enjoy the reinvented profiles much more than the OG ones I made. I won't do a trivia section, but enjoy the outfits and no clothes version(theirs bikini on her for the second image) I made for her.

(fun fact the casual 1# is based on the OG beta look)

[synergysilhouette]

10 more Disney hot takes/unpopular opinions (Part 4)

Check out part 3 here.

"I See the Light" is my least favorite Disney duet--I don't know why, but it isn't emotional or impactful to me like other duets. Perhaps it was due to not being emotionally invested in Flynn like I was supposed to be at this point, and his and Rapunzel's different personalities making them feel almost like father and daughter rather than love interests.

2. Anna's "Frozen 2" look is very boring--It's wildly disappointing that they opted not to give her her double braids because they seemed too childish. This is only three years after the first film, and while I love seeing her hair down, I would've enjoyed her having her two braids as well when traveling. And don't get me started on her main outfit; the black look being chosen to show maturity/seriousness could've easily been a darker green or magenta to keep with her main look rather than going with black, especially since Kristoff's look is black (and also boring; it's just recoloring his look from part 1).

3. The post-renaissance era is very disappointing--No seriously. I'd save "Fantasia 2000" and maybe "The Emperor's new Groove" and everything else can be erased.

4. "Zootopia" is the best Disney movie of the 21st century so far--Given that I tend to appreciate Disney's musical films more and don't usually care for animal-centric films, this surprised me just as much as anyone else. However, the message, while not 100% transferible to human racism, was so impactful and emotional to me. I can only hope the sequel does it justice.

5. Yokai is the best "modern" Disney villain of the revival era--To clarify, by "modern" I mean that he isn't written like classic Disney villains as only having "evil" as their only setting; his villainy has a meaning to it, serving as a cautionary tale to what the hero could become. TBH, I think it was better done than the "Know Who You Are" message with Moana and Te Fiti (see my other hot take post). Granted, I do think some of his sympathy was removed when he tried to kill his students, but the message and overall theme itself is very good to me.

6. "Encanto" was good, but not great--Don't get me wrong, I loved most of the songs, and the animation was phenomenal as well as the message, but the film felt like it was overstuffed. With twelve family members, it was inevitable, but trying to give lessons with Luisa and Isabela along with giving Dolores a romantic arc felt underwhelming since they weren't major characters with Mirabel, who's main thing was feeling left out and isolated. If they wanted to incorporate other arcs, they'd have to be more included in the narrative, and you can still have Mirabel feel isolated; you can be around others and still feel like they don't get you or listen to you.

7. Ariel's sisters should've had more relevance than just being plot-accurate--I never really thought about this until the live-action remake, but yeah. Ariel's six older sisters don't do anything and don't exist except for the fact that the source material said she was the youngest of several sisters (thus where we get the title from; I think the fairy tale only gave her five, though). While this is more of a modern Disney idea, I would've liked it if Ariel AND her sisters became human, and each of them grow closer to Ariel upon seeing why she likes the human world so much, and further highlight the anguish Triton feels at driving all his daughters away. That said, due to the amount of characters in the film, perhaps condense the six sisters into one to three of them, and they could still have their hair cut as their payment to Ursula. In fact, perhaps because of this trade, their time on land is shorter than Ariel's (but they don't belong to Ursula until the third day is up), allowing them to get King Triton and disrupt the wedding at the last minute.

8. The Disney prince line should be more relevant--It baffles me greatly that this hit the backburner in contrast to the princesses. The unnamed prince Charmings could be given names and more fleshed out personalities, and their books/stories could be promoted just as much as the Disney princesses. There is other merchandise to be used besides dolls (even if that is the money maker).

9. Disney needs to consider PG-13 animated films--Animation in the western world seems to be synonymous with family/young audiences, 3/4 times, while Japan has shown that animation has huge potential in the young adult market. I desperately hope that "The Boy and the Heron" being so acclaimed inspires Disney to be more PG-13--not just for the rating, but because the story benefits more from the mature content. Note: this is more for violence/scary imagery than innuendo or profanity.

10. Disney should be more sparing when they hire celebrities for films expected to start a franchise--This is a personal opinion of mine, but while I don't think celebrities should be excluded from major motion animated films, I do think companies, particularly Disney, should use them carefully. These are for two reasons: if you hire a well-known voice actor, the character's voice may not sound as unique for a major property since the voice is somewhat ubiqitous thanks to the actor's work. Secondly, hiring a celebrity actor known for live-action productions, it may be hard to meet their schedule or salary desires when you want them to return for a short, sequel, and/or tv show. Not saying it happens every time, but I do have concerns about that, especially when I thought "Wish" was going to be something spectacular and show up more in Disney's merchandise.

[boombambaby]

Anonymous asked: 🌵 [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

There are way too many to choose from here, so I'm only listing a few of my favorites. <3 @smartylina - My BESTIE, whom I adore both IC and OOC. Her Malina is seriously awesome, like she was plucked straight from the show and I love the 02459089435 ideas we have on top of the plots we've already made with them. I can't wait to see if we actually knock our list out or not! @fulltimeforestcryptid - I love your Elsa to pieces, she is adorable and I can hear her voice in every reply-- even the funny crack pieces on the dash. I love our ship and can't wait to explore more of their future! @sunsdrop - Literally Rapunzel, like she was pulled straight out of the movie. I hear her voice in every reply and the funny crack and dash comments you make, and I just think she's adorable tbh. You write her incredibly well and I love seeing you on my dash! @streetwisetemptress - EVEN THOUGH she hates Kuzco with every fiber of her being, I have so much fun with our interactions lol. I'm looking forward to seeing the torture they put each other through, and I love your portrayal of her and how different she is with each character she interacts with. @keepmovinjunior - I couldn't NOT mention your Meg, she is incredible and I love her to pieces. You have such depth with her, and I love reading your replies when I see them on the TL. I just love her sm. @lcafman - This mun and character are absolutely hilarious and I love them to pieces. We haven't interacted much outside of crack, but I had so much fun writing the short things we've done so far, and seeing your interactions with others. I know RL takes priority, but I hope to see you back on the dash causing chaos soon! @maaskuline - We haven't had the chance to write yet, but I think your johnny Bravo is HILARIOUS. Spot on, I can hear the character's voice in every reply and it's like my childhood came rushing back. I love reading your threads and hc's and seeing him interact with others. @awesomeringtailking - We're only JUST starting to write, but you have no idea how excited I am to see a King Julien around. The absolute chaos him and Kuzco can cause? I cannot WAIT. @mostlugubrious - We haven't had the chance to write yet, but the threads I've snuck read so far from you have been HILARIOUS and I'm excited to see an awesome Hades around here wreaking havoc! @ everyone I'm sure I meant to mention and didn't! You ALL play your characters INCREDIBLY WELL, and give them a unique voice and portrayal that brings them alive. Please keep writing and exploring your characters, especially if it means more sneak reading for me on the dash!

[shinobi-illuminator]

Asha dress redesign.

After seeing so many complaints on Asha's dress looking too much like Rapunzel and Isabella I wanted to take a swing by changing the color to Spanish Orange/Clementine. Plus her sleeves were bothering me so I swapped them for shooter ones with shooting star iconography. See what you think.

And since in this rewritten version has Asha has her showing early signs of her as a mage (think muggle borns) it seemed fitting the things she sees but no one else can look like abstract pentagrams and star dust. An outcast who wanted so badly to help her people but no one took her seriously because she had no proof. It hurt only more after finding Magnifico's corruption on accident after months of being his apprentice. Despite his excuses of pending danger, the magic surrounding the wishes she saw were all good, but will never see the light of day. Luckily the budding mage would find help from Valentino the Star who answered her desperate plea for any anyone to listen to her for her people didn't know they were being cheated out of their dreams.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

So I just watched rise of red and really, I don't see anything happened, and what prank are they talking about???? 3/4 of the cast are just useless as Aladdin and Jasmine doesn't serve no purpose in the movie and I didn't see qoh hearts apologized to her daughter for abusing her for all those years....why just why????

Its funny we had an issue with D3 and not using a large chunk of their cast that well...when in comparison to Rise of Red, it at least did SOMETHING with the characters, while Rise of Red was out here having literal character introduction the song with characters who overall, don't do anything in the film. Fairy Godmother? She MAYBE has a hint at not being good at magic yet arc, but she don't do anything in film. Jasmine and Aladdin? They that couple from school everyone found cringe and that's all they are, not even being named in present day or the boy they have with them, you just have to assume its them and...I guess make up a name for the boy who you have to assume is their son. Rapunzel isn't named either actually in the past, you just know its her as she stands out with her rainbow hair and she's just there. Charming is pretty fucking useless both past and present, he's just there- though he at least had the most emotional scene when being told Cinderella is dead in present.

Uliana is the only villain who does ANYTHING really, the other villains feel like they just there to be there really. Hades' I will admit I found funny for not giving much of a shit at times, but he's pretty useless, same for Maleficent. Seriously, she's out here shaming Mal in D1 for not doing more at sixteen in comparison to Maleficent, but girl wasn't doing much as a teen, if at all. Generally think she and Hades were just there to nod at Mal lmao. Hook is also just, useless, closest stuff he does is I guess act a ltitle flirty and get his boots stolen at the end. And don't get me started on the king of being useless, aka Morgie- my guy couldn't even suggest ANYTHING in Perfect Revenge, at least the other three could suggest making Bridget walk a plank or pricking her with thorns or burning her to a crisp, all Morgie did was agree with Hades'. He also proved to be the most useless look out in the finale scene.

Even in the main cast you got a character who the writers don't do much with, aka Cinderella/Ella- she literally dies in present briefly after refusing to kneel to QOH (again shout out to Red for joining in on that setencing, film doesn't seem to remember that one to at least show Red feeling guilty....because fuck character development) and in the past, she's just there to a, support Bridget and b, shame Chloe, the films favorite hobby. Her abuse via her stepmother is literally introduced and...that's it. Nothing done at all. You literally could have replaced the Charming family in this film with any other heroes and their family.

And like, I literally don't know what the fuck they were doing with the prank, because how the fuck did they pull it off in the first timeline if the book does THAT to people with evil intentions??? Was it a different prank in first timeline or- this prank plot just left way too many questions, really. And people can call me a bitch but like, making QOH evil over a prank is just the most pathetic motive for a villain yet. They say people laughed at her for it but let's be real, school would be laughing at someone else the next week. There had to be more to what turned her evil then just, "she ate a cupcake that turned her ugly."

And the ending with not even addressing Queen of Hearts having been a shitty mother....just...way to join D3 in being so shit at addressing abuse. Like, they have Red literally confirm how shit her mom is. We saw it on screen even at the start of the film. Yet, just like Ella and her step family's abuse, it's dropped eventually and not addressed. Film just acts like since she's good now with the prank removed from timeline, everything is good now. QOH is not made to face what she did to Red. It's just forgotten and that's it. Hell, the way the film just waved off all the abuse with, "She wasn't always like that."/"An incident pissed her off.", is just such shitty excuses for abuse, I swear.

Why is just an accurate reaction to even watching this film. I mean, we all know the why is because they wanted to milk this dead franchise. But the film is still just such a why even with that answer in mind.

[pluto-the-soap-eating-cannibal]

Chat I made little personas for my friends

And I'm giving them nicknames so y'all know who I'm talking about

Me (green): pluto...obvs /bored / tired stick woman(...my friends call me that but I think its kinda hot)/rip off spinel from Pokemon horizons(name from neo...she says its cuz my hair...but I think its nice she thinks of her favorite character when she looks at me :3)

blue: neo (based on plutos best friend...do I really have to explain why?)/husband (we have a kid magnet named regenol together)

Pink: Sherlock (we already call her that because I came up with it but she only likes it when I do it for some reason cuz she says I say it right????)/average white woman(not trying to be racist is a joke with our friends)

Purple: ass slapper(I get so fed up with it like bro quit pulling my leg and give your dying girl a break😭🙏)/braid

Red: gooner/screams too much (TOO MUCH😭🙏🙏)/my trans son(don't ask it was for a game and it stayed with her)

Yellow: ketchup lover(don't ask.....seriously.....*gag*)/brown haired rapunzel/ cryptic mf(don't ask again...)

Anyways these are nicknames but the main names are the first ones for each person

example: pluto, neo, sherlock

Oh and Pluto (cat Pluto that stands..obvs) is an oc but sometimes I pretend she is my persona cuz I didnt know what to draw as me before

[master-of-stupidity]

Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-

Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)

That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-

"Did you hear about that Father

Sent his own infant son away

And said "It's to *dangerous* for

you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "

I may be cringe but I am FREE

Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-

The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-

Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*

My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏

I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃

Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏

I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣

I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭

Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE

Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg

OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????

The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏

Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁

What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭

No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭

"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc

You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀

Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((

Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)