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" You speak toucan? Can you speak 3-can, or 4-can? "

The Emperor's New School.

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Anonymous asked: 🌵 [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

There are way too many to choose from here, so I'm only listing a few of my favorites. <3 @smartylina - My BESTIE, whom I adore both IC and OOC. Her Malina is seriously awesome, like she was plucked straight from the show and I love the 02459089435 ideas we have on top of the plots we've already made with them. I can't wait to see if we actually knock our list out or not! @fulltimeforestcryptid - I love your Elsa to pieces, she is adorable and I can hear her voice in every reply-- even the funny crack pieces on the dash. I love our ship and can't wait to explore more of their future! @sunsdrop - Literally Rapunzel, like she was pulled straight out of the movie. I hear her voice in every reply and the funny crack and dash comments you make, and I just think she's adorable tbh. You write her incredibly well and I love seeing you on my dash! @streetwisetemptress - EVEN THOUGH she hates Kuzco with every fiber of her being, I have so much fun with our interactions lol. I'm looking forward to seeing the torture they put each other through, and I love your portrayal of her and how different she is with each character she interacts with. @keepmovinjunior - I couldn't NOT mention your Meg, she is incredible and I love her to pieces. You have such depth with her, and I love reading your replies when I see them on the TL. I just love her sm. @lcafman - This mun and character are absolutely hilarious and I love them to pieces. We haven't interacted much outside of crack, but I had so much fun writing the short things we've done so far, and seeing your interactions with others. I know RL takes priority, but I hope to see you back on the dash causing chaos soon! @maaskuline - We haven't had the chance to write yet, but I think your johnny Bravo is HILARIOUS. Spot on, I can hear the character's voice in every reply and it's like my childhood came rushing back. I love reading your threads and hc's and seeing him interact with others. @awesomeringtailking - We're only JUST starting to write, but you have no idea how excited I am to see a King Julien around. The absolute chaos him and Kuzco can cause? I cannot WAIT. @mostlugubrious - We haven't had the chance to write yet, but the threads I've snuck read so far from you have been HILARIOUS and I'm excited to see an awesome Hades around here wreaking havoc! @ everyone I'm sure I meant to mention and didn't! You ALL play your characters INCREDIBLY WELL, and give them a unique voice and portrayal that brings them alive. Please keep writing and exploring your characters, especially if it means more sneak reading for me on the dash!

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Anonymous asked: ✨✨✨ [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

wow, there's honestly so many multi-muse blogs that are absolutely incredible, it's hard to pick just one. . . . SO I WONT! I'll list a few of them here, and I have a second ask with the same symbol so I'll list more there! But these are all HIGHLY recommended and you should check them out! @fairestmusesofthemall. @musemelodies. @storybounded. @spxcemuses. @the-smallest-star. @merveiilles.

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Seeking a model for a new portrait of yours truly, because I'm too busy to sit and post for an hour or however long it would take--

-- and because I just don't want to.

Must be fashionable, handsome, muscley, have incredible hair, be 'looks good in an Emperor crown' smart, muscley, dashing and look AMAZING in red and gold.

. . . Wait, this won't work, will it. The only person with that many fabulous traits all rolled into one is. . . ME.

he definitely didn't just want to talk about himself and his laundry list of impressive traits, nope.

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" Wouldn't want to. I'm nice and happy in my big, fancy palace; thank you very much. " He snarks, aiming for lighthearted. From the little he's heard, May's right. There's no way he'd survive down there, nor would he want to.

Kuzco snorts at her attempt to ply him with delicious dessert like beverages and reaches out for a playful shove. " Too late; we already have hot chocolate named after me. It's called Kuz-cocoa. You drink it in a Kuz-cocoa mug and everything. " He grins. Sadly, he's telling the truth. Still; he heaves a big sigh, as if extremely put upon, but lets her bully him into helping. " --BUT, fine. Wouldn't want you to mess it up or anything. "

"You would not survive 2 minutes from where I had to go through and...it's kind of a miracle to go through those type of events I don't want to talk about and survived them at all." *Mayleene replied about Hell since she doesn't want this to be a downer. Especially from how much fun they had. She none the less smiles over at Kuzco just panting on the couch with her arms crossed across her chest gazing down at him smirking.* "Won't it be fun to make it the way you want though? With how many chocolate flavors and marshmallows you can put into? Perhaps name it after you?" *She asked to convince him to make some with her while she had her hands behind her back with a coy grin looking at the other direction as if talking to herself.*

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Anonymous asked: send 🍀 and i'll recommend an oc rp blog [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

Same thing as the multimuse blogs, there are so, SO many i can mention here. I will dive into a little bit more detail here though! @hellsmayflower - Awesome well thought out character who fits in to every fandom they come across perfectly! May was one of the first people to follow me here and start writing with me, and I love the (VERY) unexpected relationship May and Kuzco have. This mun is awesome! @luposcainus - Literally the sweetest, most positive mun I think I've ever met while writing. I could not recommend them enough, they are truly amazing. @shiningsilverarmor - Could have gone on either list, multimuse or OC but tbh I absolutely adore Momma Eos. She's hilarious and I've had so much fun writing her with Kuzco for the interactions we've had so far. @hxzelwallflower - Love our interactions so far, and the attitude she gives Kuzco. Looking forward to writing more in the future! @gunslinginnhogtyin - We've only been writing for a short while, but Butch is absolutely HILARIOUS. I've cracked up at several of your replies, including the one I saw earlier with Butch smearing mud on Kuzco which I can't wait to reply to. This character is awesome, and I'm looking forward to the chaos Butch will bring to Kuzco's doorstep on stinky horseback. @sacredpyre - We haven't written much, but I have loved reading your threads on the TL whenever I come across them. Hoping to change that and write a lot more in the near future! Would absolutely recommend them! @electricea - We haven't had the chance to write much either, but I love seeing this mun on my dash!

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@streetwisetemptress asked: “Hmm… I don’t remember inviting you the Feast of Fools.” She shoved a stein of wine towards his direction. “Don’t you dare cause any disturbance today.”

Wine sloshes dangerously close to the rim of the stein so unceremoniously shoved in his direction, and he just barely manages to catch it before it stains his colorful ' disguise '. " Cause a disturbance ? Me ? " Saccharine sweet, he bats his lashes at her as he raises it up to his lips, taking a sip through the grin he's still flashing her.

" I have no idea what you're talking about. I am a DELIGHT. "

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Anonymous asked: What do you put it your hair it looks fabulous

Great question, grey face ! Though if you were truly a fan , you would know that I already posted my famous, fool-proof-for-PERFECT-hair-every-time hair care routine a while back.

-- BUT! Since you asked begged so nicely, I suppose I could publish it again.

For starters, I only wash my hair once or twice a week; twice at the absolute most. Deep conditioner for all that sun at least once a month, and if it needs washed in between? Conditioner only.

Let it AIR dry. Me no like-y forcing it dry with a towel. Pulls at the roots that way.

After all that, the key is BRUSHING.

Have your servan-- I mean, uh . . . make sure YOU brush it out in the morning and at night, 100 times exactly with a golden, boar-hair brush. Sometimes I'll have it done 3 times a day, you know-- after a massage or skin toning treatment. Depends entirely on how luxurious I'm feeling that day.

Last but not least, comb jojoba oil through it with your gem stone studded, golden llama comb for that oh so awesome shine-- and use aloe vera to keep it soft. (Trust me on this one!)

you're welcome.

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Hey, it’s ME!

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@fulltimeforestcryptid asked: 🌷 [ taken from here! ]

" --that window? " Jabs a thumb in its general direction. "It's seen some things. Did I ever tell you; I once had some poor, dumb peasant kid thrown out of that very window for tracking mud in on my rugs. "

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@merveiilles liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

". . . Y'know, you look REALLY familiar to me for some reason. Can't quite put my finger on it--

OH, that's right. You look like the piece of broccoli I picked out of my teeth the other day. Only, you know. In a sweater vest." Yikes.

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For @awesomeringtailking, cont'd from: " -- of course we can make a deal! just as long as you do everything I say. "

" For your Royal brain ? -- what are you supposed to be, anyways. King of the Trashcans? " He jokes, adopting a much more laid back, sprawled out position in his throne. Fingers drum aimlessly against the arm of the chair as he studies the creature. " Who let you in here anyways, was it Kronk? I bet it was Kronk. That guys’ always talking to squirrels. " That last part is more to himself than anything else, but it still tracks.

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balancing personality flaws

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[ @devilofthecresentisle continued from here ! ]

Silence follows in the wake of her unexpected answer, except for the audible gasp that comes from the corner where his Royal Advisor observes the proceedings. Kuzco pauses mid-step on his way down the line, his finger still held out in front of him as he questions whether or not he imagined the display of defiance.

He turns a disbelieving scowl on her, closing the distance between them with a few quick steps and stopping just inches short of stepping on her feet. " Eh heh-- you left off the ' your majesty ' part. " Lips curl at the edges then, visage changing completely as he adopts a meaner, more patronizing tone. " -- and you should apologize. For wearing THAT, " An extended finger wiggles, gesturing towards her supposed ' dress ' "-- and for not knowing your place; " Only speak when spoken to. It may have been a question, but it wasn't one he cared about her answering.

-- but I can tell you aren't from around here, so I'll give you a pass. This time. "

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@spaceship-travels-universes liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

"— so the pspspsps thing doesn’t work on you, huh? Well I hate to break it to you pal, but we have bathrooms here. Not litter boxes.”

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@luposcainus liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

"Next time, let's do the scary, dog. . . wolf thing, hunting tips BEFORE I ruin it for everybody, okay?"