#▒░ 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚄𝙴𝚉𝙲𝙾𝚃𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙰— 𝙾𝙷 𝚈𝙴𝙰𝙷! ░▒ 👑[ queue ]

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" Whaaaat? No, no, no-- of course not! " Kuzco's laugh echoes off of the throne rooms walls, and he waves the idea off with a flippant wave of his hand. " We have much more subtle ways to kill the guys who annoy me, TRUST me. " That doesn't stop him from making a mental note of the idea, however.

His name, what was his name . . . he snaps his fingers, trying valiantly to remember the name the scribe mentioned when he was drafting the summons. " . . . Paco, I'm pretty sure. Or something pretty close; but he's a great guy, really! Not nearly as dumb as he looks, " probably. "-- you find him, he'll put you up-- no questions asked. I hear he's got a great little hut on top of that hill, you'll have to tell me all about it. "

Badou doesn't like that smile on the emperor's face. He's a smug bastard always, but when he's got some sort of scheme in his head he's utterly impossible-- like right now.

"Is this guy going to kill me and feed me to his llamas if I mention your name? Is that how you guys get rid of your enemies?"

Seriously, that's-- almost worse than being eaten by pigs. People do that, feed their enemies to their pigs. Even the bones are gone after that.

"What's the name of this guy?" So he can avoid him. Or investigate. Maybe he knows some things about Kuzco Badou hasn't managed to sniff out.

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@electricea asked: send 🌲 and i'll recommend a blog with thought-provoking headcanons. [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

Once again, there are so many to choose from but these are some of the blogs who post headcanons, or ideas or even just random thoughts for their character that are insightful and interesting! I love seeing such creativity behind something as simple as 'my character would like this food' or 'my character deals with love x way' etc. one day I hope to grow up and be just like you guys. sdfjdsbfsd.

@islesheir

@sunsdrop

@captainseamech

@caracarnn

@swevene

@therelentless

@cauterisen

@widowcrown

@sacredpyre

@vintersang

@maaskuline

@seachant

@rexheroum

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Anonymous asked: send 🌼 and i'll recommend a blog with beautiful writing [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

-- Once again, SO many to choose from that I can't pick just one! If I could put my entire follow list down I would, 'cause you guys are all SUPER talented and creative and I'm constantly in awe of the writing I see on my dash every day.

Here's some however, a mix of those I've admired from afar and had the pleasure to write with!

@islesheir

@adversitybloomed

@wintersovereign

@vintersang

@villainoustm

@orchestrahearts

@nerditudes

@takenamiss

@wispfated

@smartylina

@verreprincesse

@emeraldofparis

@saheira

@twisting-echo

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I'd ask who wore it better, but I'm pretty sure it's OBVIOUS. 💅

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Hey, it’s ME!

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@hellsmayflower asked: 🌨️ [ taken from here! ]

" Oh, it is SO on! " Kuzco crows, tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth as he builds his snowball. There's a small pile of them sitting at his feet, but his sharp gaze is locked on Maylene from across the park.

" I am the undisputed snowball fight champion of my Empire, -- " mainly it's only snowed ONE time there, so no one else has had a chance. " -- you're going down, May! "

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@spaceship-travels-universes liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

"— so the pspspsps thing doesn’t work on you, huh? Well I hate to break it to you pal, but we have bathrooms here. Not litter boxes.”

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Anonymous asked: 🌵 [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

There are way too many to choose from here, so I'm only listing a few of my favorites. <3 @smartylina - My BESTIE, whom I adore both IC and OOC. Her Malina is seriously awesome, like she was plucked straight from the show and I love the 02459089435 ideas we have on top of the plots we've already made with them. I can't wait to see if we actually knock our list out or not! @fulltimeforestcryptid - I love your Elsa to pieces, she is adorable and I can hear her voice in every reply-- even the funny crack pieces on the dash. I love our ship and can't wait to explore more of their future! @sunsdrop - Literally Rapunzel, like she was pulled straight out of the movie. I hear her voice in every reply and the funny crack and dash comments you make, and I just think she's adorable tbh. You write her incredibly well and I love seeing you on my dash! @streetwisetemptress - EVEN THOUGH she hates Kuzco with every fiber of her being, I have so much fun with our interactions lol. I'm looking forward to seeing the torture they put each other through, and I love your portrayal of her and how different she is with each character she interacts with. @keepmovinjunior - I couldn't NOT mention your Meg, she is incredible and I love her to pieces. You have such depth with her, and I love reading your replies when I see them on the TL. I just love her sm. @lcafman - This mun and character are absolutely hilarious and I love them to pieces. We haven't interacted much outside of crack, but I had so much fun writing the short things we've done so far, and seeing your interactions with others. I know RL takes priority, but I hope to see you back on the dash causing chaos soon! @maaskuline - We haven't had the chance to write yet, but I think your johnny Bravo is HILARIOUS. Spot on, I can hear the character's voice in every reply and it's like my childhood came rushing back. I love reading your threads and hc's and seeing him interact with others. @awesomeringtailking - We're only JUST starting to write, but you have no idea how excited I am to see a King Julien around. The absolute chaos him and Kuzco can cause? I cannot WAIT. @mostlugubrious - We haven't had the chance to write yet, but the threads I've snuck read so far from you have been HILARIOUS and I'm excited to see an awesome Hades around here wreaking havoc! @ everyone I'm sure I meant to mention and didn't! You ALL play your characters INCREDIBLY WELL, and give them a unique voice and portrayal that brings them alive. Please keep writing and exploring your characters, especially if it means more sneak reading for me on the dash!

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Conformist     ★★★☆☆☆☆☆     Rebel       Naive     ★★★★★☆☆☆     Cynical Indecisive     ★★★☆☆☆☆☆     Inflexible     Selfish     ★★★★★★★☆     Self-sacrificing   Apathetic     ★★★★★★☆☆     Emotional     Fearful     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Reckless   Childish     ★★★★★★☆☆     Humorless   Dependent     ★★★☆☆☆☆☆     Loner      Passive     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Aggressive 

balancing personality flaws

Conformist     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Rebel      Naive     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Cynical Indecisive     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Inflexible    Selfish     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Self-sacrificing  Apathetic     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Emotional    Fearful     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Reckless   Childish     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Humorless  Dependent     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Loner     Passive     ★★★★☆☆☆☆     Aggressive 

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Anonymous asked: ✨✨✨ [ TIME FOR SOME POSITIVITY! ]

wow, there's honestly so many multi-muse blogs that are absolutely incredible, it's hard to pick just one. . . . SO I WONT! I'll list a few of them here, and I have a second ask with the same symbol so I'll list more there! But these are all HIGHLY recommended and you should check them out! @fairestmusesofthemall. @musemelodies. @storybounded. @spxcemuses. @the-smallest-star. @merveiilles.

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INCORRECT ENS QUOTES;

Royal Record Keeper: What’s this? Kuzco: My to-do list. Royal Record Keeper: Oh! I’m so proud to hear that you’re finally taking an interest in— Royal Record Keeper: This just says Malina.

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top 5 favourite crossover ships for your muse(s)

Kuzco/Elsa - Okay, I've GOT to start with this one. Based entirely on my SL with the amazing @wintersovereign, this is the most UNEXPECTED ship that I absolutely never saw coming, but quickly fell in love with. Elsa and Kuzco are such opposites in terms of personalities, styles of ruling, she's got super awesome powers etc etc. But they balance each other out and I just, I love them your honor!

Kuzco/Aladdin - Inspired by the comic, but also some plot ideas I would LOVE to see play out!

Kuzco/Jasmine - I don't know, I feel like they would make a very fun couple! I mean, they're more similar than I think people realize in terms of having suitors lined up for them, not really having a say in their lives (they will one day rule, and for Jasmine that is IT, but in Kuzco's case, he doesn't have a choice ) Jasmine was holed up in the palace for protection, and Kuzco did it to himself because he had no use for the peasants and only left when he wanted to-- which was rare (before the adventure). She's kind, and can teach him a lot about how to treat people etc. SO much potential I think.

Kuzco/Chel - Based on artwork and different fics and things I've read, I think this ship would be very interesting since their cultures are so similar, but so different.

Kuzco/Snow White - Based entirely on everything the lovely @twisting-echo has posted, and our little SL's together! I love the idea of Snow and Kuzco together! : ) BONUS UNLIKELY PAIR - and hear me out on this one:

Kuzco/Gabriel from Supernatural - Okay. Think about it, the Trickster? Loves to eat, loves over the top, opulence, whatever suits his fancy, can create anything with a snap of his fingers since, you know-- Archangel. I had an RP with a Gabriel that wasn't romantic, but even the FRIENDLY chemistry between them was fantastic and I loved their dynamic. This one is probably definitely out there, but. Something I'd consider!

tip; I am literally always open to discussing ships, and am up for just about ANYTHING. Sometimes the most unexpected ideas create the most amazing things, and if you think for ANY reason Kuzco would get along with your character, but aren't sure how to go about it trust me when I say I would LOVE to flesh it out. I am very, very, VERY good at rambling on FOREVER about my ship with my partners, or friendships, or literally ANYTHING. so pls.

Also, aside from the wonderful writers I've mentioned, this is NOT based on any of my current SL's unless directly plotted by and discussed by me and whoever I am writing with. Meaning, if you play these characters, I under no circumstance expect this kind of relationship, or would hint at a relationship unless it was discussed first so please do not take this as me trying to HINT HINT, GIMME! you with this list!

tagged by: @seachant! (thank you!) tagging: @wintersovereign, @smartylina, @bigspinachpuff @captainseamech @electricea @grewlove @hxzelwallflower @lovethawed @mostpeculiarmademoiselleetmsieur @ofmywcrld && literally EVERYONE ON MY LIST!

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Look, it’s Malina!

Punching and all!

Mata was was a character intended to be in an earlier version of Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove called Kingdom In The Sun. She would have been a love interest for Kuzco and would have aided him on his journey. She appears to have had a sarcastic personality, calling Kuzco “llama boy”. She was designed by Joe Moshier, while Sandro Cleuzo was to be her supervising animator. After the story underwent several changes, the name Mata was eventually used for the waitress at Mudka’s Meat Hut. (x)

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For @awesomeringtailking, cont'd from: " -- of course we can make a deal! just as long as you do everything I say. "

" For your Royal brain ? -- what are you supposed to be, anyways. King of the Trashcans? " He jokes, adopting a much more laid back, sprawled out position in his throne. Fingers drum aimlessly against the arm of the chair as he studies the creature. " Who let you in here anyways, was it Kronk? I bet it was Kronk. That guys’ always talking to squirrels. " That last part is more to himself than anything else, but it still tracks.

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for @streetwisetemptress: "You can be ugly, or you can have a bad attitude but you can't be both. Pick one." [ continued from here! ]

" Coming from the girl who's twinning with her pet rat, I mean-- goat; that doesn't exactly hold a lot of weight.

-- and at least I don't have the personality of a wet paper towel. "

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Kuzco, in the style of old fashioned ink blot cartoon art! Artist: Gibby_draws !