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[boombambaby]

Seeking a model for a new portrait of yours truly, because I'm too busy to sit and post for an hour or however long it would take--

-- and because I just don't want to.

Must be fashionable, handsome, muscley, have incredible hair, be 'looks good in an Emperor crown' smart, muscley, dashing and look AMAZING in red and gold.

. . . Wait, this won't work, will it. The only person with that many fabulous traits all rolled into one is. . . ME.

he definitely didn't just want to talk about himself and his laundry list of impressive traits, nope.

[boombambaby]

Hey, it’s ME!

[boombambaby]

Anonymous asked: What do you put it your hair it looks fabulous

Great question, grey face ! Though if you were truly a fan , you would know that I already posted my famous, fool-proof-for-PERFECT-hair-every-time hair care routine a while back.

-- BUT! Since you asked begged so nicely, I suppose I could publish it again.

For starters, I only wash my hair once or twice a week; twice at the absolute most. Deep conditioner for all that sun at least once a month, and if it needs washed in between? Conditioner only.

Let it AIR dry. Me no like-y forcing it dry with a towel. Pulls at the roots that way.

After all that, the key is BRUSHING.

Have your servan-- I mean, uh . . . make sure YOU brush it out in the morning and at night, 100 times exactly with a golden, boar-hair brush. Sometimes I'll have it done 3 times a day, you know-- after a massage or skin toning treatment. Depends entirely on how luxurious I'm feeling that day.

Last but not least, comb jojoba oil through it with your gem stone studded, golden llama comb for that oh so awesome shine-- and use aloe vera to keep it soft. (Trust me on this one!)

you're welcome.

[boombambaby]

@spaceship-travels-universes liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

"— so the pspspsps thing doesn’t work on you, huh? Well I hate to break it to you pal, but we have bathrooms here. Not litter boxes.”

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@luposcainus liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

"Next time, let's do the scary, dog. . . wolf thing, hunting tips BEFORE I ruin it for everybody, okay?"

[boombambaby]

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[boombambaby]

@spirits-of-nature16 liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

"Really. So I'm the FIRST person to tell you how creepy the whole finishing each other's sentences thing is?

--Huh."

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@twisting-echo liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

"So you live with seven vertically challenged guys in the middle of the woods, spend your day talking to animals and avoid apples at all costs. Right. . . .

--the question was; are you SINGLE?"

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@merveiilles liked for a starter! [ Taken from here! ]

". . . Y'know, you look REALLY familiar to me for some reason. Can't quite put my finger on it--

OH, that's right. You look like the piece of broccoli I picked out of my teeth the other day. Only, you know. In a sweater vest." Yikes.

[boombambaby]

Look, it’s Malina!

Punching and all!

Mata was was a character intended to be in an earlier version of Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove called Kingdom In The Sun. She would have been a love interest for Kuzco and would have aided him on his journey. She appears to have had a sarcastic personality, calling Kuzco “llama boy”. She was designed by Joe Moshier, while Sandro Cleuzo was to be her supervising animator. After the story underwent several changes, the name Mata was eventually used for the waitress at Mudka’s Meat Hut. (x)

[boombambaby]

"The Emperor has to live somewhere safe-ity, safe, safe. Termites equal-- not safe." ANOTHER RANDOM OUT OF CONTEXT HEADCANON: This quote, from the episode where 'termites' infest Pacha's hut and 'force' Kuzco to move back to the Palace, implies something very important; Kuzco thinks Pacha, and more importantly-- Pacha's HUT and FAMILY are SAFE. When he was first kicked out of the palace and had to figure out where he should go, his first thought when it came to 'safety' was to find Pacha-- implying that even back then, and probably at some point by the end of the movie Kuzco saw Pacha as a father figure/best friend.

Their shared 'fox hole' experience in defeating Yzma and turning Kuzco back into a human solidified their bond, something Kuzco has never had before, and immediately made the connection for him; Pacha = Safety/protection.

I'm probably thinking way too much about a throw away quote from the show but, c'mon.

[boombambaby]

RANDOM, completely out of context headcanon: Chicha was the one who taught and got Kuzco into yoga. Or as he rebranded it; Kuzcyoga. Initially he couldn't figure out why someone would want to twist themselves into a pretzel, and how it was supposed to be calming. Chicha convinced him to try it with her in the early stages of him living with them, mostly to keep him busy and he slowly started to really enjoy it. Especially when he found that it helped him limber up when it came to dancing. Now it's an almost daily regimen.

[boombambaby]

I'm not saying the whole world revolves around me, but if you think it doesn’t—

You’re wrong.

[boombambaby]

This is great and all, but I'm an EMPEROR. Not a princess.

all time fav disney princess  💅 ✨

[boombambaby]

@wintersovereign

[boombambaby]

Handy tip from everyone’s favorite Emperor;

— If you’re ever in the market for a Royal Advisor, I would strongly suggest you do NOT pick wrinklestiltskin ( i.e. Yzma) !!

100/10 would NOT recommend.