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timeisacephalopod · 2 years ago

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Played cards against humanity with my family on Thanksgiving and quickly learned I had to use stupid sex jokes to get a laugh instead of laying down the scientology card in relation to what the new celebrity reality tv show is about.

Obviously no one knew what scientology was because the idea of a talking head celeb being Wild Biting Vicious talking to the cameras absolutely frothing being like, "Tom says he has 14 thetans, but I know for a ✨fact✨ he's only got 5" was way funnier than everyone else's suggestions.

#you dont sound CLEAR enough margret!#winters ramblings #seriously i cannot imagine reality tv format meets scientology without a giggle #lile top level scientologists not the ones who are mostoy abused by cult stuff you want The Nuttiest #not the most exploited already that makes for sad dog commercials not good reality tv #but like the fucking DISCOURSE the show contestants would produce with each other lmao #'how dare you say that you need to audit again if you think thats true!'#anyway my funny little scientology joke was funnt god damnit #except with actual scientologists the funny discourse would be much more hilarious than random buzz words #this would be a legit hilarious television show if you did it with a fake cult instead of a real one

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