#septicake

[girlballs]

opinion on dragging game studios that refuse to optimize their games straight to the 43rd circle of some hellish underworld?

i think we should instead force them to make games for the original xbox, ps1, and n64 so they can learn the merits of not being sloppy about optimization

[sharkgirldick]

hmmm... tumblr you alright?

Vee eat a little ice cream.

[vriska]

may I request a probably incorrect summary of who vriska is?

just some blue freak who loves women and also making herself everyone else's problem

[chubby-kaito]

A singular slice of deli ham

*sweats nervously* is this what u wanted??

[guiltiest-gear]

ya havin a gay over there?

What makes you think that?

[kafus]

autisnm haver tbh

since tje day i was born

[undasura]

rali is gedner tbh,,,

:^) this is true

[bloggingboutburgers]

opinion on burgers

I like 'em

[pixellangel]

I ran out of posts at 99 notes on your new pfp ;-;

luckily I can like posts

THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOU SPENDING YOUR POSTS ON MY STUFF!!!! <333

[neodoodles24]

can you confirm that @otsu09 is, in fact, just a tad bit homosexual, a little gay if you will

buddy. pal. he's my fucking BOYFRIEND what do you think

[dragongirlsnout]

I saw tumblr for a couple seconds without unfucker due to having to reinstall my os, and boy have I earned a much stronger appreciation for the work you've done

Glad you enjoy it!

[antiv3nom]

how's building your site going?

also, how did you get that scrolling text at the top that's so COOL

it's going pretty well!! ive been pretty busy so i havent been working on it too much, but once all the tournaments ive got coming up (which i do need to post about the second set actually) are done, i'll probably have more time to actually get stuff added to the website proper!!!

and for the scrolling text, you gotta make a div (which i tagged scrollsign) and add whatever text you wanna have in there (which i tagged scrolltext), and then here's the code i used to format it and make it move!!!

.scrollsign { height: 2rem; background-color: [COLOR]; color: rgb[COLOR]; overflow: hidden; position: relative; }

.scrolltext { position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; margin: 0; line-height: 2rem; text-align: center; /* Starting position / transform:translateX(100%); / Apply animation to this element */ animation: scroll-left 20s linear infinite; }

/* Move it (define the animation) */ @keyframes scroll-left { 0% { transform: translateX(100%); } 100% { transform: translateX(-100%); } }

hope this helps!!! lmk if you add this to your own site, i wanna seeeeee it :D

[the-haiku-bot]

if anyone needs

me I’ll be standing outside

with two bloody knives

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

[guiltiest-gear]

hey, you remember that horrid math library I made a while back?

I do yeah

Did it get worse

[kafus]

happy birthday! hopefully all's going well for yall

thank you!!!

[rebloggingrexan]

#if the people haven't seen it #there's a chain that's like 10 screens long

how to make a popular tumblr post:

start making a post

write "penis"

profit