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[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Yang, have you thought about who you'd wanna marry in the future?

Yang: Yeah, but I'm not telling you just yet.

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Yang: (At the altar, Next to blond man)

Qrow: So, uh, where's your groom, kid?

Yang: Huh? HEY! (Turns from Taiyang) YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UP HERE!

Jaune: (Stands from seat) Sorry, sorry!

Qrow: Do you take Yang to be your wife?

Jaune: Well, I mean... Not really- AGH! I mean, yes!

Qrow: And do you take Jaune to be-

Yang: Yeah, obviously!

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Jaune: (126yo, Stares at old wedding photo) Seems like only yesterday... I miss her so much... It's been a 101 years...

Yang: (126yo, Slaps shoulder) Miss me for what? I'm still alive and kicking over here! You're not allowed to die before OR after me, y'got it?

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[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Terra, you wanna go grocery shopping with me?

Terra: Oh, of course~!

My sister got married a couple of months ago, but they're still living under the same roof as me. My sister-in-law is does some tech stuff while my sister draws erotic comics for a living. They don't have the funds to get their own place, so I don't plan on kicking them out any time soon. I also thought this would be a good opportunity to get a little closer to my new family member.

Jaune: Do we have any cucumbers left in the fridge?

Terra: No, we ran out a little while ago.

Oh, I almost forgot. My sister-in-law...

Terra: (Puts cucumber between breasts) Hey, Jaune~. Ya ever do this with a girl~?

Jaune: (Slaps cucumber out of her tits)

...IS A FUCKING DEGENERATE!

[howlingday]

Ozpin: Hm... You've both excelled your interviews. Unfortunately, the position requires only one person to fill it. So...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ozpin: Who should I keep between you two?

Jaune/Ruby: Please keep her/him! I believe she/he has the right mix of expertise, vision, and dedication for this academy!

Ruby: !

Jaune: !

Ozpin: I... see- Wait! Where are you going?!

Jaune: (Bridal carrying Ruby) Excuse us, Headmaster, but we have a wedding to go to!

Ruby: (Gasps, They leave)

Ozpin: ...Perhaps I should do separate interviews in the future...

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: Jaune, let's go out tonight, okay? It is the Vytal Festival, after all.

This is my handsome husband, Jaune. We got married two weeks ago, so today I asked my boss to give me some leave to help nurture our marital relationship.

Jaune: Ah... I'm sorry, Pyrrha... I have to go visit my sick sister tonight. So, please, stay home, warm up some cocoa and snacks and relax for the both of us, okay? Tomorrow morning, I'll be back with that strawberry sweet-cake you like so much, okay? Until then~! (Exits)

Pyrrha: (Thinking) Visiting the sick, but he dresses so handsomely! Incredible! My husband is so very thoughtful~!.

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Cinder: Sorry I'm late, baby. Were you waiting for me for too long~?

Jaune: Nah. I just showed up, too. C'mon! There's a whole festival for us to enjoy~!

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Later that night...

Jaune: (Naked, In bed with Cinder)

Cinder: Oh, baby, why don't you leave that wife of yours and marry me instead~?

Jaune: You know I can't do that. I still love my wife very much. Besides, this is completely fine with me. After all, it's the thrill of trying to not get caught that's so exciting, isn't it, beautiful? After all, you're the one who seduced me, remember?

Cinder: Hmhm, and yet you say you love your wife like it's true love~!

So... He didn't want to marry me, huh? Well, he does have a point.

Cinder: (Walks out onto their balcony, Removing contacts)

BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY MY HUSBAND~!

Pyrrha: (Disguised as Cinder, Types) But I better send him a good night message so I don't get caught...

Pyrrha: (Message) Hi, honey~! How is your sick sister? Are you staying healthy? Remember not to work yourself sick! <3

But now that I think about it, my husband is also cheating on me with someone he doesn't even know is just me in disguise. Suddenly, I'm worried about the future of this marriage...

But what she doesn't know...

Jaune: (Reading her message, Smirks)

Her husband already knew from the start. He went along with his wife for the fun of it~!

[howlingday]

Jeane: Wh-What the hell?!

Lian: H-How did we become women?!

Jeane: (Giggles) Ren~! Do you know what this means~?

Lian: (Licks lips) We can do THAT now, right~?

Jeane: (Opens box) There you are~!

Lian: (Changes out of clothes, Puts on strap)

Jeane: (Sets giant cups down) Ready~?

Lian: (Puts on goggles) Ready~!

Jeane: (Sips tea from giant cup) MEN.

Lian: (Lifts giant cup with pinkie extended) Quite~.

[howlingday]

Your post about Senukin lets me think about that one manga when she makes Rotten Petals. Jaune as Ngân, Weiss as Lan Hà, and Trà Ly as Elm. It’s about two childhood friends with each other and Ngân wants to confess to her, but always chatting about her new boyfriend. But in reality, Lan wants him to NTR her because she believes her mom that a man should confess a woman first, not the other way around. (Her mom definitely says that as a joke, but Lan always listens to her). Yup, she’s an idiot. But her hopes and dreams are crushed because Ngân confesses he has a girlfriend.

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Y'know, I wasn't sure how to do this series, even though I was interested. To be honest, I was mostly turned away by seeing the prologue (with some less than great voice acting) and not really digging with the plot. It seemed like too many characters for too much drama. Thankfully, there's this guy to provide decent voice acting without the prologue. Anyways, here's...

ROTTEN FLAKES

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Weiss: (On her scroll) My my~! You really miss me, huh~? (Giggles) Oh, grow up~!

This is Weiss Schnee. She's a girl from my childhood, and my best friend. She's living at my place but she spends all day flirting with her new boyfriend on her scroll...

Weiss: Okay, okay... I'll come over to your place and we can cuddle as long as you want~. Oh my goodness, you pervert~! Don't be so lewd~! My best friend is nearby~!

Every time I plan to confess my feelings to her, she has a new boyfriend...

Weiss: Yes, yes, I'll be back soon. Don't rush me! If you want me that bad, then love me more~!

My best friend, even though she came over to my place to hang out, has been flirting with her boyfriend for almost an hour now. If only she could understand how frustrated I am because of this!

This feeling I have inside... Like someone took something precious to me... I hate it... I can't stand it! I've been by her side for years! We did everything together! I should be her boyfriend!

Weiss: Hm? Jaune? What's the matter?

I love my best friend. And I won't let her be take away from me ever again! I... I'm sorry...

Weiss: Jaune? Why are you so quiet?

Jaune: You've left me no choice... (Unbuckles)

Weiss: (Thinking) NO WAY! Is he going to- He wouldn't, would he?!

Weiss: Jaune, don't do-

Jaune: (Lifts shirt) I... I've been going to the gym lately. What... What do you think of my abs?

Weiss: Oh my... So... So these are your "gains," right?

Jaune: (Thinking) I know you so well... We've known each other for so long, I learned what you're into! When we were kids, you used to drag me to the gym to ogle all those sweaty muscles...

Weiss: Looking at your body makes me miss my boyfriend all the more~!

Jaune: Huh?!

Jaune: ...

Weiss: You've grown up so much, Jaune. Who would have thought that scared, little boy playing knights would have become the man you are today? Any woman who becomes your girlfriend is beyond lucky, if you ask me. You're smart, charming, and always kind and caring to those around you. It's a shame, really. You're totally my type, and yet all I can do now is be jealous of whoever the lucky girl is that catches your eye...

Jaune: Hey... You said that looking at my body makes you think of your boyfriend. What does he look like?

Weiss: Oh~? You want to know, huh~? See, he looks a lot like you, doesn't he?

Jaune: Oh...

Jaune: How do we look similar? I just don't see it. Why are you going out with a guy so... weird? He looks like a total goof-off-

OH... RIGHT... I WAS THE EXACT SAME WAY TWO MONTHS AGO...

Jaune: ...

Weiss: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...

Flashback~ I still remember how we met, all those years ago...

Jaune: (Kid) Um... Is this yours? I found this by the lake. You can have it~!

Weiss: Ah...

A kind-hearted boy suddenly appeared before my eyes.

Weiss: Th-Thank you...

And the next thing I knew, I fell in love with the same man sitting with me right now.

My mother was a wonderful woman...

Willow: Weiss, a girl should never confess her feelings first. A girl who confesses first is impatient, desperate, and aggressive. A girl who confesses first believes she is not attractive enough to be picked. No girl should ever be in a position where she must await approval or face rejection. The one who offers the diamond ring should be the man. Never be the first to confess, Weiss.

Weiss: ...

Even back then, I always wanted to be just like my mother...

Weiss: Yes, mother...

Weiss: To protect my pride as a woman, I can't afford to tell Jaune how I really feel.

Anyways...

Weiss: I've done enough waiting! I need Jaune to confess to me NOW! I only tell him I have a boyfriend so he'll get jealous and confess FASTER!. WHEN WILL HE NTR ME?!

Yup. That's right. Our heroine of this story is a fucking hopeless loser idiot.

Jaune: Actually... Weiss... There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.

Weiss: Oh my! What's this? What's this tension I feel?! Is it finally happening~?!.

Jaune: I've been wanting to tell you for a while, but now... Now seems like the right time to tell you more than ever!

Weiss: (Shaking) There's no doubt about it! He's finally confessing to me after all of these years!.

Weiss: Jaune, I-I...

Weiss: Calm yourself, Weiss.

Weiss: (Sips tea) Hmph! Easy game~.

Jaune: I have a girlfriend now...

Weiss: SPPPFFFTTT!

Weiss: A... A girlfriend?! Why, who doesn't have a girlfriend?! Am I not your girlfriend, or at least your friend who is a girl? I am a girl, after all!

FUCK! WHY NOW?!

Jaune: Oh, sorry. I should clarify. When I say "girlfriend," I mean my LOVER.

LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?! LOVER?!

Weiss: HUH?!

As soon as the word "LOVER" was heard, Weiss was instantly on the defense!

Jaune: Um... Weiss?

In the five stages of grief acceptance, according to experts, humans go through an emotional process to come to terms with their experience of loss.

Weiss: LOVER? What is that? Is it served hot or cold?

STAGE ONE: DENIAL

Weiss: Wait one moment! Is Jaune really telling the truth? He could be lying, just like me. All talk with no evidence to back himself up.

Jaune: ?

The heroine of our story has revealed herself. And if that's the case, I'll make Jaune tell me everything!

[howlingday]

Yang: (Running) I swear, if I have to stand all day in class AGAIN, I am going to freak out!

Ren: Slow down, Yang.

Yang: Oh! There's an open seat right there!

Ren: (Sits)

Yang: HEY! Dude, I called dibs!

Ren: Why don't you find your own seat?

Yang: What?! Because you already took mine! The only thing left for me to sit on is you, and-

Yang: (Sitting on Ren's lap) Huh?

[howlingday]

Sun: Man... Life sucks ass...

Jaune: Huh? Why?

Sun: No big tiddie goth gf in my life...

Jaune: ...

Sun: Oh, that's right!

Jaune: What's right?

Sun: You still owe me 20 Lien.

Jaune: WHAT?!

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Sun: (Carrying Jaune bridal style) PFFT! HA HA HA HA~! NICE OUTFIT, DUDE!

Jaune: (Goth gf mode) It sucks being poor, man...

Sun: ...But damn, dude! To be honest, you look like the real deal!

Jaune: Please, shut up...

Sun: That cosplay is so realistic. Hey, let me feel them milkies, dude~!

Jaune: Hell no! Five more minutes and I'm done!

Sun: (Squeezes)

Jaune: H-HEY! I SAID NO!

Sun: C'mon! Just one squee-

Sun: Wait a minute. This feels kinda weird. Almost like they're real, dude...

Jaune: B-Because they are real, dude...

[howlingday]

Ruby: To become a better version of myself... I HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT AND TONE MY BODY!

Ruby: (On hands and knees, Coughing)

Ruby: (Stumbling to pick up bar)

Ruby: (Falls over after lifting two dumbbells)

Pyrrha: Oh no... What is that girl doing?

Pyrrha: Just so you know, working out all over the place doesn't help you lose weight.

Ruby: R-Really? (Panting) So... So what should I do?

Pyrrha: You could try our "PT" program.

Weiss: (Struggling to do a squat) It hurts... so much, coach~!

Ghira: Huh? You're already tired after just five reps? You can push out ten more reps, can't you? I'm not going to do your squats for you!

Weiss: Y-Yes, daddy~!

Ruby: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Weiss: Y-Yes, daddy! Wait, I mean... Yes, daddy! Excuse me, daddy! Sorry, daddy~!

Ghira: I'M NOT YOUR DADDY! TEN REPS AS PUNISHMENT!

Weiss: YES, DADDY~!

[howlingday]

I have a girlfriend who is both cute and sexy, but there's something just not right with her...

Ruby: Hm? What with that L rizz? Your mewing streak stop? C'mon! Where's the sigma I adore that always looks-maxxing? Were you edging or gooning? Don't just leave me that gyatt! It's okay, you will always be my lil' baby gronk- trying to not be a beta. Okay, skibidii~? By the way, I'm hungry. Can blud cook me some bussin' food? Please? Also, no fanum tax.

She has brainrot, and sometimes I wish she'd shut the fuck up...

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Ruby: (In bed, On her scroll, Full volume) Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skidibi dabadu need n-

Ruby: Uwu? Grimace shake a whole bunch of turbulence? (Strokes chest) Freddy Fazbear, havin' a tough time catchin' some Zs? U want me to scoop u uwp? Lemme croon u a sleepy-time jammer, blud~.

Ruby: 1, 2, Buckle my shoe~, 3, 4, Buckle some more~

Some nights, I have to duct tape her mouth and wrap her in a cocoon to get some decent sleep...

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Today is my aunt's funeral. I told Ruby to behave and not to say anything out of respect to her. She was doing good until...

Ruby: (Fortnite/Tony Hawk Skater dances)

To her credit, she did not, in fact, say a word the entire time, and I had to reward her with some chicken nuggets...

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Ah. Senukin69. A fellow Vietnamese shiposter. She’s very talented.

Jaune: Hey, Yang, have you thought about who you'd wanna marry in the future?

Yang: Yeah, but I'm not telling you just yet.

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Yang: (At the altar, Next to blond man)

Qrow: So, uh, where's your groom, kid?

Yang: Huh? HEY! (Turns from Taiyang) YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UP HERE!

Jaune: (Stands from seat) Sorry, sorry!

Qrow: Do you take Yang to be your wife?

Jaune: Well, I mean... Not really- AGH! I mean, yes!

Qrow: And do you take Jaune to be-

Yang: Yeah, obviously!

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Jaune: (126yo, Stares at old wedding photo) Seems like only yesterday... I miss her so much... It's been a 101 years...

Yang: (126yo, Slaps shoulder) Miss me for what? I'm still alive and kicking over here! You're not allowed to die before OR after me, y'got it?