#send me your dogs (and cats and obscure animals and fish)

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every time i see a dog i go heehee. so this is me requesting dog photos while i work on some project stuff

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Go on do all the obscure asks if you wanna 😊

I’ve finally got around to this! Thanks anon!!

what’s your favorite way to dress?

Half the time I love dressing in skinny jeans and an oversized hoodie bc that makes you Invincible to the Cold^TM but also I love actually getting dressed up and making an effort when I have the motivation to do it bc then I actually feel slightly good about myself lmao

If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

I might make myself slightly more attractive, tweak a few things here and there. Maybe be a dude. Maybe not. I’d also love to get rid of my anxiety jfc

what movie/game/etc. helps you calm down?

The TV show In The Flesh and also the movie The Lovely Bones. They put me in such a calming trance idk why

what does your room smell like?

lmao idk? Me ig? Maybe washing? Hopefully not b.o.

do you like to organize?

Yeah I’m really organised but sometimes I have to stop myself because it can get obsessive and unhealthy if I’m stressing about things at the time

what kind of music would you listen to if you could only choose one?

asdfghjkl I have no idea idk um rock? Ig? Because it’s such a broad genre and I could probably push the boundaries quite a bit with what I’d be able to listen to

what song is your aesthetic?

Not a clue! I don’t really... see music in a way it could be an aesthetic. The best I can do is say the music video of Dauðalogn is pretty On Point

what color do you think goes best with your personality?

Black with sparkles

Do you believe in auras?

Who am I to know what’s real? I mean...it seems unlikely but I know nothing tbf

What do you wish you hated, but actually like?

The only thing I ever felt like this about was girls but I’m actively trying to get tf over that

vague about your crush(es)

He’s cute as hell and needs to believe he’s more than a 6 out of 10 ffs

Is there someone you have mixed feelings towards?

Oh gosh plenty of people! Friends and family

Talk about an au or story you came up with

Not to sound like an edgelord but the only things I’ve come up with are fanfiction when I was 14 and horrific nightmares so I don’t think I’ll share lmao

Do you like makeup?

I adore it but I can’t do it to save my life I admit. I wish I could but oh well

Do you prefer space or the ocean?

Space! The ocean scares me lmao

If you could pick any planet besides earth, where would you live?

This is just choosing if I wanna boil or freeze to death.....? So I’ll go with pluto (bc yeah its a planet fight me)

What form of government do you like the most? (capitalism, socialism, etc.)

The non corrupt form (a wild concept) and preferably socialist.

What animal would you keep as a pet, if you could?

Dogs, cats, rabbits, hedgehogs, snakes, lizards, and fish... or if we aren’t being realistic a monkey, an alpaca, an elephant, a koala, a goat... honestly I’d like a zoo.

What do you think our purpose is in the universe?

We don’t have one so just be happy and live a life with as few regrets as possible ig

Do you believe in god(s)?

Nah

Is there a song you can’t handle listening to, even though you like it?

I’m not okay by MCR is a jam but it got used against me 4 fucking years ago and I’m still bitter and not over it

What ex do you miss the most, if you have one?

I don’t miss any of them lmao

Do you like soft, fluffy blankets or rough/smooth blankets?

All of them. Give me all the blankets.

What is your favorite thing to learn about?

Umm, that’s actually really difficult. I like everything. Give me all the knowledge I want to Know Stuff. I gotta say though I do love knowing what people think and why. 

What country’s history do you find the most interesting?

I...have never thought about it. I mean england has a lot of history so some of it is pretty cool. I don’t know enough about other countries’ history to say tbh

What breakup was the hardest, if you had one?

My first one because the boy was literally....infatuated with me so it hurt him like hell. I didn’t wanna hurt him bc he was my friend but also yikes I was not cool with dating him.

Do you have someone where you can’t decide if you like them romantically or just as a friend?

Nope

What do you think about tumblr discourse?

Miss me with that wild shit, life’s too short

What instrument do you wish you could master?

I’ve always wished I learned to play the piano

How easy is it for you to be honest?

Pretty easy. Or even if it isn’t, I find it harder to lie so I force myself to be honest

Do you have any strange interests?

Umm, I struggle to know what my interests are to be quite honest. Idk, I may like death, murder and psychopaths slightly more than the average person.

Do you have any strange fears?

I mean I’m terrified of water...more so than I think is rational. I also hate cuddly toys with batteries in them. So yes is the answer lmao

What food do you binge on when you’re lazy?

Chocolate and bread and butter every time. Not always together though

When you get angry, how do you show it?

I do my best not to show it bc I have no clue how to release it in a healthy way tbh. Mostly I just send excessively long rants to my best mates.

Do you have any impulsive movements? (twitches, ticks, flapping, etc.)

I touch my nose when I’m anxious, fiddle with my hair when I’m tired and shake my leg when I’m nervous, bored or preoccupied.

What do you listen to music on?

Either my iPod, my phone or my laptop. Anything I can tbh

Are you left brained or right brained?

Okay I took a quiz bc I had no clue and apparently I’m left brained

Earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds. I feel awkward wearing massive ass headphones on my head like yikes can’t lurk in the shadows like that

Do you like light blankets or heavy blankets?

Heavy blankets all the way

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Name: Christen

Gender: I’m Nonbinary (or agender, since we are a system and just go fornothing in particular)

Star Sign: Virgo

Height: 5′4

What images do you have set as your desktop/lock screen: lol, i think its one of those default landscape settings? its like a snow covered valley with a few trees.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: No, but we have had pretty attractive teachers, one being a coach Baleau and a mr Ochoa, who were both considerably attractive and had very nice asses

What was your last text message: to my mom “I’m carpooling with Carolyn (my sister) to nana and gee’s since i’m on the way” the funny thing is this was a complete and total lie, as we are currently crashing on our sisters couch until we get the van fixed/buy a new one, which might happen tomorrow!

What do you see yourself doing in 10 years: probably chillaxing somewhere obscure in a fold out char next to the van hopefully in Thailand somewhere? 

If you could be anywhere else right now where would you be:in my van, not feeling like a burden every time i see my sister

What was your coolest Halloween Costume: I was a little sister from bioshock 2 (the concept design was objectively better done than both the burial at sea dlc and the original game) had the giant needle and everything, wore that costume/cosplay to fandays 2013, there’s even a picture on their website :)

What’s your favorite 90s show: we were only like 5 in the 90s so i guess we’ll do the bleed in 90s and go with hey Arnold because who doesn’t love football headed mediocre kids?

Who was your last kiss: i kissed my cat yesterday when i took him for a walk

Have you ever been stood up: no, never dated enough to get stood up, but i have accidentally stood up a lot of other people. usually because we forget lol.

Favorite ice cream flavor: birthday cake or chocolate chip cookie dough. also green tea ice cream 

Have you ever been to Las Vegas: No, we will visit when we take our “Border of America” trip in the next year or so though. yippee~

Your favorite pair of shoes: my Earth Spirit brand hippie shoes i got for 12 bucks at wal mart, they have lasted me two years and have awesome arch support!

What is your favorite flavor: fruity stuff or creamy stuff, no coconuts at all, or sour cream.

What’s your favorite book: recently read books include The Darkest Minds and We Were Liars, but we don't have a particular favorite book

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done: once i was looking for a realy big bowl of salad we had just made, looked in the fridge, the pantry, the cubbard and cabinets only to realize it was directly in front of me. also, on a regular basis we misread our schedule and end up anywhere from and hour to a whole 5 hours before our shift starts.  

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Aggressively Nonbinary. (He/him/his) (They/them/theirs) I really love my boyfriend (who designed this blog - go follow him @fyodor-dolokhov and @incorrect-dwsa-quotes).

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Name: Milo

Gender: I’m Nonbinary as fuck y’all

Star Sign: Taurus

Height: 5′7

What images do you have set as your desktop/lock screen: on my personal laptop it’s a picture of me and my dog, on my school laptop it’s a gecko, and on my phone my lock screen is a really cute picture of my super dorky boyfriend pouting like a nerd.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Not really? I dunno, I mean I thought my middle school history teacher was attractive- but like it wasn’t a crush? I just appreciated his really awesome fashion sense.

What was your last text message: Ummm, “Momma, Baloo is flopping around like a dead fish. Why is my dog so weird?” Baloo is my emotional support animal, btw!

What do you see yourself doing in 10 years: A police officer in the K-9 unit, living with my significant other, (my current boyfriend if I’m lucky enough to keep the nerd in my life) and owning a snake or two, and some cats and a dog.

If you could be anywhere else right now where would you be: Alaska.

What was your coolest Halloween Costume: My Dipper Pinea costume from last year. It was awesome. I have a picture of it somewhere on my tumblr if y’all wanna see! 😇

What’s your favorite 90s show: Boy Meets World. I watch it all the time.

Who was your last kiss: My cute ass boyfriend.

Have you ever been stood up: Yeah, someone asked me out on a date in 6th grade right after I came back from pines rest and they never showed. I found out it was a dare afterword. It SUCKED.

Favorite ice cream flavor: Mint chocolate chip, or chocolate deer tracks probably.

Have you ever been to Las Vegas: Nope. I’m going sometime this year though, when my dad goes for work. My momma and I are going with him.

Your favorite pair of shoes: Just my tennis shoes. They’re comfy so yanno.

What is your favorite flavor: coconut maybe?

What’s your favorite book: That’s like asking me to pick a child. But I love reading the unedited version of ‘The Diary of Anne Frank’. It really puts things in perspective.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done: Mmmm, I mean I fell down my boyfriends’ stairs two days ago and dislocated my tailbone, so maybe that?

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Ayyyy i almost never get tagged in these but its always fun when i do i love talking about myself. Thanks for tagging me @motheoman im love you 💖

how old are you?    -18

what’s your current job?    -i just started working part time as a secretary at my dad’s tax resoloution company! Im also an amateur crypid hunter

what are you good at?     -ughhh weirding out my friendos (ex. bringing only a cucumber the length of my bookbag to school for lunch, downing an entire cup of raw coffee grounds, etc.), yelling DOG really loudly when i see a dog on the street, lurking in groupchats, avoiding talking about my feelings for a long time, making dad jokes™

 what’s your aesthetic?

       -beaches with soft sands and clear water, messy hair blowing through the wind, fields of sunflowers, people with freckles, fresh fruit in an open air market, heavily wooded paths, faces with laugh lines, streets lined with cobblestones, aquariums, the ocean, pastel colors

do you collect anything? 

       -boy howdy i sure do. model buildings, model ships, dolls (mostly american girl dolls), rubber ducks, masks......my room is really cluttered lol

what’s a topic you always talk about?

       -idk tbh. It depends on who im talking to i guess? Theres alot of people that i feel like would be annoyed by me talking about any obscure lil thing that catch my fancy and even though i know, objectivly, that this is not true i still hesistate alot when saying just about anything (with some notable expections. theres one or two people that i feel really comfortable with so i end up dumping 90% of what i want to say on them). I guess in general though its safe to say i talk about animals alot? Especially dogs and cats. 

what’s a pet peeve of yours? 

       -people who make rude or snide comments about other people who haven’t done anything to them

three songs you recommend: 

      -weak (by AJR)

      -magic (by Mystery Skulls)

      -first time he kissed a boy (by Kadie Elder)

height: 

       -5′4″ aka 162.56 cm

last movie you watched:  

        -shrek I rewatched Anastasia for probably the millionth time

why did you choose your url? 

          -mewtwo was born on feburary 6th,,,i was born on feburary 6th what more can i say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

do you have any other blogs?           -asdfhjkl okay so i have an ask blog @godofmusicleo as part of the yuri on ice gods au that i haven’t updated in month s (or even chatted with the other mods yike s) bc im a shithead,,,,,send me asks i guess it might motivate me to start it up again

what did your last relationship teach you? 

          -haHA FUNNY JOKE

religious or spiritual? 

          -i mean spirituality can refer to religious beliefs????? but i guess spiritual was a slightly broader context so?? spiritual???

average hours of sleep:           -somewhere between four and eight hours. i dont have a set sleep schedule but im typically awake by 7 or 8 am

(lesser known) favorite character:            -im not 100% sure just who counts as a lesser known character? i guess Lindsey from ‘The Miseducation of Cameron Post’. or squider: squider is a weird fish thing that lives at the bottom of the ocean. squider is a hat salesman and part time inventor. squider was in the military but in 2008 squider retired from life

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7 Tinder Profile Tips and Writing Hacks

Sometimes coming up with your Tinder profile bio can feel like torture. It’s like when you’re at an interview and someone says, “So tell us a little bit about yourself.” It’s such a huge, broad question that it’s hard to know how to answer it or where to start. But it doesn’t have to be quite so hard…

I’ve worked in dating apps for over five years (full disclosure, I work for Zoosk a subscription dating app) and during that time I’ve written and given tons of advice to people looking to write thoughtful, genuine profiles that really show who they are. But today I’m not going to do that.

Today I’m going to give you a bunch of Tinder profile tips that will help you write a decent dating profile as quickly as possible. Because, hey, I get it… Sometimes you just want to get it over with. And sometimes, in order to be effective, your profile doesn’t have to be a work of art, it just needs to get the job done.

Here are some Tinder profile tips and writing hacks to create a good bio, fast:

1. Greater than/less than profile Want to create a good profile quickly? The greater than/less than trick might be for you. Simply list out sets of things you could debate with someone, and say which you think is better. This shows your personality but also gives a bunch of ready-to-go conversation topics that makes it easier for people to break the ice and send you a message after you match.

Examples: Marcus, 24 tacos < burritos Friday nights out > Thursday nights out National league > American league Radiolab > Serial I’m just sayin’ Emily, 27 breakfast for dinner < pizza for breakfast the movie > the book (so sue me) sunrise < sunset coffee > life Your thoughts?

2. First and last profile Here’s another no fuss profile hack—first and lasts. Let people know the last movie you saw, book you read, person you talked to, place you drove, or time you embarrassed yourself. It gives a fast but realistic view of who you are now. You can flip it too. Instead of saying lasts, get nostalgic instead and say your firsts—first date, first word, first job, or first car. The more specific and oddball the better.

Examples: Daniel, 21 First… Job: U12 soccer referee Word: momma (ya ya, I’m a mama’s boy) Album I Bought: Michael Jackson’s BAD (and it was on tape)

Kiss: Amanda Butler. Front seat of my ‘95 Grand Am after the Sophomore’s only dance. Dave Matthews was playing. (But not Crash… I would never.)   

Tiffany, 25 Last… Place I visited: Zion (it was amazing) Book I read: Decoded by Jay Z (also amazing) Time I yelled at someone: In the bleachers at Fenway

Time I cried: Watching that YouTube of the lion who gets reunited with its trainer (oh man, gets me every time)

3. About Me/About You profile Quick, easy, and to the point—the About Me/About You profile is where you list details about yourself, coupled with details about the type of person you’re into.

Eric, 30 About Me: Likes fishing, gives great speeches at weddings, and plays a mean harmonica. About You: Eats adventurously, likes road trips, can talk about books for hours.

Tatiana, 27 About Me: Likes poop jokes, can stay out late on a school night, and isn’t afraid to talk politics on a first date.

About You: Tolerates my poop jokes, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and likes a healthy debate.

4. Three simple things profile Another list format to play around with is the three simple things profile. Just share three completely random things about yourself. And hey, you can even get a little braggy. You’re allowed to talk yourself up a bit in your dating profile.

Dan, 23 I love roller coasters but the pirate ship ride completely terrifies me. I once backpacked around Lake Tahoe in 13 days. When I was 14 I got a concussion swing dancing.

What about you?

Maria, 24 I hate flowers. You’ll never have to buy me flowers. Potatoes chips however… Not gonna lie, pretty good at pub trivia. I’ve even won the big money a couple times. Guilty pleasures: neighborhood drama, fancy cupcakes, and binge watching Law & Order. Dun duun!

5. One smartass comment profile There’s something intriguing about a profile with a single comment that catches attention. But writer beware, the single smartass comment profile can definitely backfire. It has to be good or you’ll just come off as a, well, jackass instead of a smartass.

Mallory, 30 All you need to lure me into your car is wine and pizza.

Eric, 27 Funny, handsome, and stupid.

Amy, 23 Dogs love me.

Malcolm, 32 Looking at my phone searching for a reason to stop looking at my phone.

Gina, 27 You can’t play hard and work hard. If you say that, you’re not doing either hard enough. (I don’t work very hard.)

Meng, 25 Whisper sweet NPRs to me.

Talia, 34 I like my artsy with a little bit of fartsy. 

Obscure references profile Have a quote from a movie or TV show you love? A lyric from a song or an inside joke only someone who’s into the same random stuff as you would know? Use it. It’s fast, shows off your personality, and is an instant conversation starter.

Lily, 22 Last vacation was to see the basement of the Alamo. Wasn’t what I thought it was going to be but I had a big adventure.

Ted, 26 I’m just a boy, standing in front of a bunch of people on an app, and asking them to love me.

Natalie, 29 The last guy who swiped left on me aged so quickly he shriveled up into an old man skeleton thing before he turned into dust and died a swift yet horrifying death. He chose poorly.

Jeet, 27 I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

7. Fake reviews profile Another Tinder profile trick you may have seen is the fake reviews profile. Similar to book or movie blurbs (“Two thumbs up!”)  the fake review profile let’s you share a bit about yourself and might just make someone crack a smile.

Amy, 24 I’m pretty great but don’t listen to me, read my reviews: “Amy is a hard working, conscientious student.” – my 10th grade English teacher “I’d highly recommend her for any position.” – my first boss “I laughed until I cried.” – my ex boyfriend

Jordan, 28 “This one’s got real potential.” – My 90+ next door neighbor “Excellent incisors. And he flosses.” – Dr. Dan, my dentist “Better than a hallelujah” – Amy Grant

“He can make an Amy Grant reference, and still come off as masculine and authoritative. I don’t know how he does it.” – My good friend Abe   

8. List of likes profile This is probably the most common profile type, but if you add the right details and stay away from obvious things like hiking, traveling, and your friends, listing our your likes can be an effective way to get a quick but effective profile.

Jad, 31 The Discworld series, girls with glasses, playing hookie to go to a baseball game, and dinners with friends that end in late nights talking and laughing over a table strewn with the dirty dishes none of us are getting up to wash.  

Emily, 26 Making fun of people who do crossfit, net-back hats, first runs, the first sip of beer after a long day, and coming home to my dog every night.

By day/by night profile Nobody is any one thing. You aren’t just a school teacher or an accountant, and you aren’t just someone who likes to BBQ or play softball with your friends. The by day/by night profile is a way to show two sides of yourself, what you do for work and what you do for fun. It’s kind of like the mullet of dating profiles. Business in the front, party in the back.

Tim, 22 9th grade history teacher by day. Semi-pretentious craft beer aficionado by night.

Kaylee, 27 Product designer by day, cyberpunk and avant garde enthusiast by night.

Brett, 23 Management/marketing consultant by day, amature mixologist and professional cat cuddler by night.

Heather, 25 Software engineer by day, even bigger nerd by night. Love anime, board games (I kill at The Settlers of Catan), and obscure music nobody else seems to listen to.

As you work on your Tinder profile, remember that it’s important but it also goes along with your photos. If you’ve got a stellar set of photos who explain who you are, your bio doesn’t have to work so hard. If you’re having problems getting matches, you might want to take the time to make sure your description and your photos are on point. After all, when it comes to online dating, your profile is your first impression. So have fun with it and make a good one.

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