oleanderblume
oleanderblume
Full of Personality, am also an Author
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~Oleander Blume~ I have DID, uh, I'm writing a series about clowns. trans masc. I curse a lot sorry. when you buy my books I donate to charity
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oleanderblume · 14 hours ago
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oleanderblume · 14 hours ago
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Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.
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oleanderblume · 15 hours ago
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oleanderblume · 2 days ago
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oleanderblume · 2 days ago
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Fork is a descendent of sticks and skewers, don't bowlwash fork history and culture! Strainers are a subspecies of bowl that broke off and developed different evolutionary adaptations for their new environment, forks are direct descendants of the original utensil, way back when we stabbed things with sticks to cook them on fires. That's a massively important part of fork ancestry!
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oleanderblume · 2 days ago
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oleanderblume · 2 days ago
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oleanderblume · 2 days ago
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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oleanderblume · 2 days ago
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oleanderblume · 2 days ago
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oleanderblume · 3 days ago
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breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped
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cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram
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oleanderblume · 3 days ago
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glad google ai is on top of this
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oleanderblume · 4 days ago
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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oleanderblume · 4 days ago
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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oleanderblume · 4 days ago
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im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.
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oleanderblume · 6 days ago
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oleanderblume · 6 days ago
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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found
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a horse
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