#send cute Astarion pics

[nivasichakano]

I'm too sick to work on any of my WIPs so have this Bloodweave modern AU romcom outline that came to me in a (literal) fever dream.

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Gale owns a shop (I don't know what kind of shop my temperature is so high). Astarion comes in looking for something specific. They bond over this shared interest and maybe flirt a little but Gale is too self-conscious or embarrassed to ask for the stranger's number or even his name.

Later, a wild idea enters his overworked brain and he finds CCTV of Astarion in the shop and posts images on his business' Instagram with the caption: "Does anyone know this man? He stole something today and I'd like to find him."

Gale only has a small number of followers so he expects maybe one person to ask what was stolen so that he can make his silly little joke in the comments and then move on with his life. But part of him hopes that someone might actually recognize the beautiful stranger and they might get to meet again. So imagine his horror when he wakes up to find the post has gone viral overnight, with the entire internet turning against this asshole who stole something from the nice man with the independent business.

Meanwhile, Astarion, an events planner who lives in the same neighborhood, wakes up to find himself at the center of a media storm. He's pretty distinctive, so it doesn't take long for someone to recognize him and all of a sudden he's getting hate comments across all his social media accounts, the police turning up at his apartment, and news teams desperately trying to contact him for a comment. The only silver lining is when the scandal reaches his workplace and he's immediately fired, thereby freeing him from his awful manager Cazador (who has thus far refused every one of his attempts to resign) and meaning he no longer has to work on this tacky Black Mass event they had coming up for Halloween.

With the help of an old friend he made at law school before he dropped out (Shadowheart?), Astarion decides to sue the shopkeeper for defamation and loss of earnings. But then he sees a panicked Gale being interviewed on a local news channel, anxiously trying to clear Astarion's name and calling the whole thing a publicity stunt. Utterly bewildered and against all the advice of his lawyer friend, Astarion storms down to the shop to confront Gale like he's wanted to this entire time. He angrily asks why Gale has done this to him, and questions what he was even supposed to have stolen in the first place. Gale's answer is mumbled so Astarion has to ask him to repeat himself a few times until Gale finally says out loud: "My heart!"

They kiss. The end.

[forkingbrusselsprout]

500 followers!

Screenshot giveaway!

You guys! Thank you so so much for following my page! You make my heart melt and I am happy you felt the need to follow because you liked my page!

I wanted to do a little thing for people in my little corner of the internet - I will take a kissy pictures with Astarion and your Tav in my style if you so wish!

Please comment if you want to participate- I will put all the usernames into a randomizer and pick 3 participants to make pictures for. Then when your name comes up - send me the specifications of your Tav’s appearance! Tag people that you think might want it (especially condole players), and I’d be glad to give them cute vampire kissy pics!!!

Thank you so so so much! I love you all and I love this 🥹

P.S. please also note that I take my screens as I go in the game so I will pick a beautiful spot and lighting for your screenshot but I cannot promise which location it will be in!

[astarionposting]

Hello!! I hope you're doing well. :)

I'm pretty new to the BG3 scene, but I'm absolutely obsessed not just with the game but the king Astarion himself. I found your account pretty quickly, but do you have any recommendations for other accounts that have similar content as yours? I just want to surround myself with lots of BG3 stuff.

Thanks a bunch!! Sending lots of love. 💕💕

Hello, dear! <3

Here are my favourite BG3 blogs right now, they are mostly gif/screenshot accounts, but there are also some writers and other types of content:

@dailyastarionpics - well, DAILY astarion pics... need I say more?

@mrdekarios - I love their theme and ocs! their content is extremely high quality as well. Their gifs edits are on another level.

@bhaals - sharp and colorful screenshots of bg3 characters and their incredibly unique ocs!!

@whoopsitsloobis - i love their astarion screenshots, and their oc is so so cute! I also really like the funny clips they capture of the game :)

@brewitching their use of that one kinky outfit <333... u just have to see it for urself ok?!!??!

@starryslove - high quality videos and clips of astarion just bein a cutie, I love to go back and watch them.. hehe

@bg3astariononlydeok - very beautiful and high quality screenshots/gifs of astarion, they make me feel warm and fuzzy inside <3

@northernolddragon - beautiful and high quality BG3 screenshots

@gothastarion - romantic and dark screenshots, mostly astarion but I have seen other companions and they capture them just as beautifully!

@hazellblogs - high quality gifs and screenshots of rolan and gale (i luvvv), and ADORABLE ocs!! Older!rolan is my kryptonite...

@jokermoreau - high quality gifs (i luvvv their astarion gifs) and screenshots + i like the things they reblog

@banal-nadas - extremely high quality screenshots with beautiful colours

@rotatingremains - awesome high quality screenshots (and their astarion ones are <33333), i love the sharp and dark colours

@baldurs-brainrot - beautiful screenshots of astarion, I loooove the purple/blue tones (can you tell I like purple?)

@fluffyhoneytoast - incredibly cute astarion art! I adore their modern astarion artworks and their style is wonderful

@riense - gorgeous bg3 artwork, their lines work is otherworldly

@eeriesynth - amazing screenshots of astarion with incredibly ethereal lighting and colours

@oharahive - beautifully written astarion fanfiction, and i really like what they reblog :)

@baldurspeen69420 - i like their username and I also really like what they reblog so obligatory mention

@astarioff - had to mention bc they are super fucking funny and i love to see that bald head astarion pass by when i scroll thru my feed

But honestly if you just look through my reblogs, you'll find so many great bg3 blogs out there!! there are so many, it is wonderful :)

[strfd]

alright alright . almadael . is me wife

send URL for opinion. always open.

@almadael​ ! jhin has called for you ( totally not cause i told him to or anything )

MY OPINION ON ;

character in general : oh sweet ! i could not go off about all of your muses though ! 1 : you are a mumu ~ & 2 : for your single muse blogs , there’s too many to count that i would WANT to go off about . lets not mention that i know you have a few muses that aren’t located on tumblr ~ but i digress . there’s a lot of muses that i would want to talk about !!!

zack ... prompto ... kaeya . astarion . trevor . yuri . julian ~ like damn . these are the ones that i can remember at the very least . & , much like jhin , i think you have quite the exceptional taste in muses ~ i love them all so very much ! like really ! it makes me quite FASCINATED with the fact that like if jhin isn’t writing a muse that i adore , i can normally check to see if you probably do . HRNGH . really though . you have a fine selection of muses dear ~ i really honestly couldn’t really go off & talk about all of them without making this super long . but .. ah let me at least give you some insight on how much i love some of these characters .

i was really happy that you picked up zack ! im interested in what your thoughts are on the pretty blue - eyed boy . & im ready to fall in love with him ALL over again ! i get really excited & giddy when people i care about write him . he’s such a good GOOD boyo . he’s playful & sweet , & has some sass to him ! it’s cute , its adorable . im T^T i am enjoying whenever you go off about him in discord though ! ( which reminds me , i have to make a section for cloud whenever i decide to log back in & rmmr to do so )

i don’t think we’ve really ever thoroughly discussed prom together , but i can assure you that jhin has GONE OFF about promptis to me so much that like i’ve just automatically think of you whenever i see the two of them . ( speaking of , if your icon isn’t kaeya , my fav pic of him was your icon of prompto ) but i digress . i’ve honestly come to love prom A LOT tbh . he & noctis were the only two characters of XV that i knew . but i’ve ALWAYS loved the playfulness of prom . when i was still in uni & chilled in dom’s room , he would kinda be playing it in the bg , & TO THIS DAY , i ENJOY hearing his combat lines - pretty sure they were the combat lines HRNGH . i personally think he’s a bit of a tease ~ if you ask me . i also recall he complained about him ALL the time because , & i quote ‘ he’s annoying ’ but i think that was what i LOVED about him . despite me not writing a lot of sunshine children , i am REALLY soft for them . 

OKAY BUT ALSO JULIAN OKAY LET ME JUST ... granted , the only two paths i have done & completed for the arcana have been asra & julian so like hgklsdahf HRNGH im probably biased . but really . honestly i just LOVE julian . he’s ..... well . julian . idk i just laugh cause he just has that look of .... the fuckening .. i have to look for that post again BUT i hope you KNOW what face im talking about . but anyway ... hehe julian ... 

how they play them : seeing as i keep forgetting that astarion is a CANON character & not kyria’s OC , i guess that can give you a hint of what i think about she writes / plays her characters . 

aside from that though . i think ... from what i have read & plotted with her . i ENJOY seeing her thoughts & opinions . especially for kaeya , trevor , zack , astarion , & julian . you have SUCH an amazing grasp on all of your characters so whenever i do get to see what you write about them , i am ALWAYS reading what you have . you have good food okay ? i love to see your charcater analysis on them !!!

but also ... seeing as whenever i ... see certain characters , i think of you & want to send you art of them , means that you have such a big impact on how i see these characters . speaking of . there was a trevor art tweet i saw that i need to look for to share with you because its just .. CHEFS KISS .

The Mun : kyria ! you are a dear ! mwah mwah !!! honestly . i know that we dont talk A LOT but i hope you know that i do trust you IMMENSELY . i love playing genshin with you & honestly , i love & find it adorable that jhin cries about you to me sometimes . you’re a very wonderful person & i love to just talk to you about anything . you are such a kind soul ... 

ALSO PLEASE KISS POPPY FOR ME . i love her so much ... i gave miss hatsune & gourd their kehisses for you & jhin !

anyway . you are such a sweetheart . you are very kind & mature & very patient . thank you for putting up with me & my antics . i hope you know that i do care VERY much about you . im only saddened that we don’t talk more . but it’s okay ! just know that i do actually think about you from time to time ( & that’s not just when jhin dotes about you - i have moments when i do genuinely think about you as well ! ) bailey knows about you as well btw ! well she knows you as jhin’s wife , but LIKE OKAY she also knows that i think you’re just really NEAT . she also , like me , LOVES your art style !! 

anyway ! i give much lovus to you !

DO I ;

RP with them : we have a thread , i think , on my other blog . probably some asks here & there though . but yea i think technically we do . but nothing super recent . 

Want to RP with them : of course ! write , plot , talk . you know the whole thing . i am sure of it . we should do something with cloud & prom soon ! lets do prom’s world ~ i still need to play XV but just know that we really should talk some time soon about it ~ or whenever i’m not like whatever im currently in rn . perhaps after the winter holidays HRNGH .

WHAT IS MY ;

Overall Opinion : kyria is amazing & no , jhin did not pay me to say any of this . you’re very lovely & wonderful dear ~

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty