#semi satire

[choshasan]

Tokyo Revengers that have the left ear pierced (iykyk)

1- Matsuno Chifuyu

2- Hanemiya Kazutora

3- Mitsuya Takashi

4- Ryuguji Ken

5- Kokonoi Hajime

6- Haitani Rindou

7- Shiba Hakkai

8- Chonbo

9- Kisaki Tetta

10- Hanma Shuji

11- Imaushi Wakasa

12-Hansen

[vulturesrottencorpse]

New creepypasta hc Jeff’s a brat. Like really annoying and rude stupid little brat

[qiscasino]

Nothing about THAT was casual. Please spill the tea.

Well.. it was a few decades ago. We matched on Cinder {non-human version of Tinder} and it escalated from there. No more details.

[cleothelittlerockstar]

Ok so CW for some existential stuff reguarding death/dying so if that's something you wanna avoid skip this post

Yall ever just wanna liven't?

Like in that one tik tok?

Not die.

Coz that is permanent, but like just cease to exist and not be here anymore mentally.

Like

Just cease to exist

On a metaphysical level.

Just for a few months tho, a decade tops.

Just like.

Poof.

Off I go to the 🌟Liven't land🌟™

I just think that would be neat⭐⭐

[angel-bytes]

we need more fruit objectums in the world. i made a whole list of fruits and their characteristics if they were all lesbians get on my level

[splatoonpolls]

Top 10 things you should never eat

Peach colored gouache

Limited edition splatoon 2 Nintendo switch

Yamaha keyboard

Antique porcelain cats (give them back to the grandma you stole them from you bastard)

Original 1967 vinyl of “the world we knew” by Frank Sinatra

A specific screenshot of Gackt from the au revoir music video which you printed out

The bootleg Giorno Giovanna from jojo part 5 statue which is also a pen

The actual bag of flaming hot Cheetos, not the Cheetos, just the bag

Dorian Gray’s painting

Your local emotional support quirked up white boy

Stay healthy!

[system-of-a-feather]

So honestly, yes its a huge problem when people go into wanting to own parrots with the motivation to either (or both) have a pretty pet to look at and/or have a pet that can talk cause 1) theyre much worse pets than they are pretty or cute and 2) a HUGE majority never learn to speak

And I can go off on that forever HOWEVER the point I wanted to make today is that the desire to get a parrot to have a pet that can speak is such a skill issue

Like? Come on.

You are the big smart social ape species of a human with a big big brain and you are demanding the PARROT to learn YOUR language and communication? Come on

You have a brain super predisposed to pick up on patterns in terms of communication and to learn and process language. Your brain is SPECIALIZED to learn language and you expect the BIRD to learn YOUR language?

Come on. Skill issue.

You should learn THEIR language. You should have a pet you can speak the language of.

If you parrot has to learn YOUR language to communicate its needs and interests, Skill Issue /hj

But seriously, my cockatiels do not speak HOWEVER I know solely off of time context and their individual chirps when they are requesting food, when Avery drank water and liked it, when they want to go to bed, when they want out, yada yada

Stop expecting birds to learn Human when they are more justified expecting humans to learn Parrot

Be a good hyper social specialized language brained human and learn bird if it matters that much to you to be able to talk with your pet GOD

[sailfish-serum]

More fuckpowerlevels yaoi

[crazydogren]

parappa art. dumper (dies)

[lakesbian]

youre unfortunately not really allowed to jokingly call alec a girlboss or icon because thats only for when characters are ostensibly punching up despite the horrifying means involved in doing so. hes punching down and its subsequently sort of insensitive to say hes girlbossing. that said i'm not sure what else we should call the part where he goes Teeheehee through sophia for fun. was alec exercising girl power when he committed a misogynoiristic atrocity but in like kind of a faggy gayboy way

[corrmentality]

HI SAME ANON FROM BEFORE our side of the fandom is so small we all can fit in this bus and still have empty seats 💔

HEHEHE THE SCHOOL BUS IMAGE yk yeah 💔 sometimes it really do be like this

[stitchwraith-stingers]

the way its so obvious as to which show shes talking about

[thesodasploder]

guess who just finished reading Flatland

[marzipanxx]

making a sweet little treat in the kitchen after doing my skincare like i was going to war ♡🌷

[waugh-bao]

So this is from a (condescending, compares them to Neanderthals and apes) "Yes!" magazine article, 1965: "Charlie Watts, a fairly prehensile drummer, was several trees away when I asked him if it was true that Mick had stated on television that he wanted to change his sex and marry him. Charlie came swinging back to earth with the reply that he was flattered, but didn't know what his wife would say."

So aside from the "they're ugly and dumb and have long hair!" tone of the whole thing (the interviewer's favorite is Bill...so yeah) the married bit was already apparent in 1965. I'm sure Mick didn't say he would change his sex, but the interviewer probably thought the idea of two men marrying was simply too absurd. But clearly the married trio are already humming along nicely.

I can't put a link, but googling 'Interview with the Rolling Stones on tour in Dublin 1965 from Yes magazine' should take you right to it.

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[eltheabberation]

Why has god forsaken me.