#seltzer morris hale

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HI THIS GIF I MADE GOES WITH EVERY SONG HI

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Sorry this took so long to post eugh. Anyways. Woke up, Ayesha Erotica turned on, felt hot. Bone apple teeth. A shitty photo of an eepy guy.

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@pigeonsgrame2 i think i will die before i stop drawing them actually

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I love this duo

The espresso depresso duo

I love them

Characters belong to @pigeonsgrame2

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Seltzer Morris-Hale, baby

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Yeah

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I think it’s about time Tumblr meets Seltzer. So… infodump below the cut

Seltzer is basically ROTTMNT RB Aristotle gone wrong. The original Aris is meant to live with the Hamatos with his sister when home gets dangerous for them, but… in this AU he doesn’t. He ends up living with Jason and Kendra instead, pretending to be human, and eventually he and Jase end up dating (and in this AU, Jay doesn’t mutate) making a pair of robotic arms together and jokingly coming up with a villain name, Seltzer, for Sel to use. Sel also cuts off Plato, not even speaking to her at school.

However due to his C-PTSD he has nightmares, which cause panic attacks. And what happens when he has a panic attack or feels any kind of strong emotion? He’ll spark. Jason wakes up and tries to calm him down, confused by the mystic magic, only for Sel to panic and strike him in the chest, killing him. Kendra walks in afterwards (cause you know who wouldn’t scream after killing their partner) and he immediately runs off in panic to go back to living with his father, doing what his dad wants and joining the battle nexus, an experience that causes so much fight or flight for him that any kind of panic will cause him to glitch. He even ends up making a memory hologram of Jason for comfort and protection in order to poorly cope. Eventually at age 22 though, he gets so fucking distraught and caught up in intrusive thoughts of killing his dad, eventually the hologram does the job for him, murdering Newton in cold blood.

Not long after, Sel legally changes his name to Seltzer Morris-Hale, taking on Jason’s last name which yes I made up, and no longer going by his birth name to separate himself from his father. He stops taking off his brooch for the most part, because his facial scar reminds him of his dad.

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Guess who just drew A concept art of Future Donatello?

DAAAAMN. Holy fuck I need to show you the two versions of future Soda ok ok so

We have good future, though this was before I changed his glasses shape

And we have bad future Aris!

Also bonus: Since Seltzer is 22 I guess he kind of counts so here he is too

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New Home | Seltzer AU background oneshot #1

That first night was the calmest Aristotle had had in years, despite how stressful that day had been. Kendra was surprisingly sympathetic, and Jason, who was beyond worried, gladly accepted taking him in and refused to take no for an answer when his parents got involved. It was strange being there with a whole other family, but taking a deep breath and laying beside his best friend was like a weight being lifted off his chest for the first time.

Despite this though, he couldn’t stop thinking about his father. He couldn’t stop thinking about his smashed electronics, all his hard work, and everything he paid for all on his own now being nothing but wire and scrap metal. He couldn’t stop thinking about his twin, the girl who was his only safe space for years, and how betrayed he felt when she decided to live with his enemies. But Jason kept taking a lot, if not most, of those thoughts away. It wasn’t hard to tell that that was his goal, either, but needless to say, his distractions did work at least half the time. He discussed plans to get him a new phone, how sharing a room would work, et cetera, and did his best to cheer him up, ecstatic about all the things they could work on, all the things they could binge together, everything they could do whenever they pleased now that they were around each other all the time. Despite the simplicity in his ideas, Aris loved them.

The excitement didn’t take away his concerns, sure, but that night was so, so calm for him in the end.

When he laid down on the mattress, his usually tense muscles relaxed. It was softer than what he was used to, it had a bedsheet, the blankets were nice… it was perfect. It was bliss. Jason laying beside him did bring back some nerves though, for a brief moment. He didn’t want to disturb him, to touch him, to ruin anything, to upset him, but when Jason willingly leaned against him he decided to risk it probably wouldn’t even be a risk at all.

“I’m really glad you trusted us, Soda.” Jace muttered. “I know this is stressful.”

Aris gave him a short chuckle at that. “Where else would I go?” He asked.

“Fair enough. …You don’t mind touch right now, right? This isn’t bothering you?”

Soda shook his head. No, Jason was his best friend. This… this was okay. “I don’t mind.”

“Good.”

Jason, damn near automatically, soon wrapped an arm around his torso and rested his head against their shoulder. He’d always wanted to give them a proper hug, or at least some kind of affection or reassurance, but he never really knew how. Not until today. Not until he knew he was trusted. …Then he heard a sniffle. A chuckle afterward, sure, but it was soon followed by a sob.

“Stot?” He sat upright to look at him, his glossy eyes, his tears. Was it stress catching up to him? Relief? Did he say something wrong?

“I don’t deserve you at all,” Aris mumbled, lifting his glasses and covering his eyes with his arm. “I really, really don’t.”

“What?? Where did that come from? Thats bullshit.” “No no it- it's not bullshit you’re nice you’re all nice and I’m just freeloading off you people-”

“Your dad beat you and broke your belongings. You needed help, and I’m not letting you believe you don’t deserve to be! Call me a hypocrite all you want for that, too, I don’t care!” “You’re an idiot…” Jason cups his cheeks and smushes them, and Aris uncovers his eyes to look at him. Jace sounded stern. Well… as stern as he could. He wasn’t exactly good at intimidation. “Yeah? And? What are you gonna do about it? If thinking you deserve joy makes me stupid then I must be brainless and you know what? I’m fine with that!”

Aristotle just stared at him, and with a blank and wide-eyed expression, more tears began to flow. He said nothing and instead leaned into one of Jason's hands, whose look softened.

“...Oh. You’re not used to being touched at all, are you…?”

“Shut up, Jace…” The other murmured.

“I never said that was a bad thing.” With the hand Aris wasn’t leaning against, he moved to stroke their hair back, moving his bangs from his face. It was pretty obvious how awkward he felt doing this, though, considering the now pink tint on his pale face. Aristotle’s responses weren’t helping those feelings, either.

Affection was supposed to make Aris weak, why was he allowing him so much vulnerability?

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MY NAME IS SELTZER MORRIS-HALE

She/Tech/He, age 23, twitch streamer and robotics pro. Often simped for. I do not know why. Taken by several. Yes including the hologram this is how I cope

BOUNDARIES:

No tc3st or pr0ship

NSFW jokes and mentions are allowed but if you make NSFW comments about any of my alters (minus Holo) I’ll use the shaft of my spear against your groin.

Don’t use any info you may know about me on purpose (trauma, fears, etc) against me unless RP relevant

You can flirt with me as much as you want just don’t be creepy

You can also send asks to Jane, Takenaga, and Miku, just specify who.

Yo, I’m Jane Lane. She/They, artist. Never thought I’d spend the rest of my life inside someone else body but hey, I’ve had weirder dreams. Kinda pissed cause drawings kind of hard now that I’m part of this guy but eh. I can always relearn.

Takenaga, He/Him. I’m not interesting. Talk to me about mechanics maybe.

Miku is girl :)

Pomni. She/Her.

ENJOY

Other connected accounts: @undergroundbeastbeats - Felsen @sckillet - Sckillet @supernova-co - My uncle kind of not really @dontron90o0 - Bastard @explodingpop - …. @explodingsoda - Me but weenier @clairebwalken-1 - Claire @top-shelves-number-one-hater - ………mm…. @raining-mizu - Zuiiiii @holojason - Him 💕 @h3yjuicy - My twin... @bananasplitcrollo - Boyfriend @benevolentbigmama - I guess the old lady got her own tumblr…

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I got bored so here’s a doodle of a large handful of AU Aristotles cooking together. It ends poorly. Don’t let them cook ever.

In order:

Bad Future Aris, Canon Aris, Medieval Aris, Lone Man’s AU Aris (made by @cruilty-ink), Seltzer, Good Future Aris, Villain/Stalker Aris, and RP Blog Aris

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I drew Sel instead of working on my comic

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Walker is the tree now

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Reposting my music, too.

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THEM THEM

being so brave and posting my crackship bullshit lmao, look at them theyre so gay and ridiculous

disclaimer this is SPECIFICALLY MIZUIRO from my au, not canon Leo

seltzuiro my beloved; im never gonna finish this wip so have it in all its sketchy and messy glory (seltzer belongs to @pigeonsgrame2)

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lil simone character sheet cause she's my preciousest baby

@pigeonsgrame2 it's da gal ever look hehe