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guess who got a few weeks off at the battle nexus! whoop whoop!
and to think breaking a few bones gets you time off, who knew?
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It seems that Seltzers glitching has increased
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it’s been a minute!
quick little life update for y’all as i have been MIA for some time now.
- going into my last year of undergrad! - added an anthropology minor to my plan as well - will be graduating in 3 years as planned (unless something goes devastatingly wrong in the spring with getting an internship) - hired as an RA for the upcoming year! i’ll have upperclassmen in one of the best dorms on campus <3 - also hired as a TA for my favorite class by my favorite professor - managed to eek out all As last semester! a win considering how tough the semester itself ended up being - elected president of the student theatre troupe i’ve been a part of!!
i’m hoping to be more active this year as a form of accountability and inspiration for my final year! and then, who knows what’s next!
anyway, love to you all <3
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Okay. I’ve scored a Leo, I have potential with a version of Donnie I like… does this mean I could also score a version of Raphael and/or Mikey because I can’t decide if that’s really funny or really fucked up
#I think Aristotle would be disturbed to see it#Which honestly is just funny to me really haha I scored ALL the options get dunked on#seltzer speaks
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sitting on the quad and there’s a dad with his kids sitting near me and the two who can run around are finding sticks and giving them to their dad as presents.
thinking about how kids want to create (or just pick up sticks) for their parents and how much love there is in the recognition of this effort.
does this dad need seven small twigs that have the bark peeled off and are covered in mud? maybe not. but he takes them every time and marvels over the craftsmanship and loves them for existing and what they can do with their tiny little hands.
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HI HI HI HELLO HI HELLO
SLAMS MY FISTS.
🫵🏾 IS THIS JASON AKA MY BELOVED HEART ANON AKA ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ON EARTH?????
🫧 (Sel)
Oh hi sel!
Yeah, ig it is
Hi :)
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maxwell and jacobi seltzer water haters vs. kepler canon seltzer water consumer.
#the fact that its canon that if kepler doesnt see his favorite drink on the menu he'll just order seltzer water is really funny to me#if its not balvenie scotch then its sparkly water#i headcanon that jacobi and maxwell both HATE seltzer water and judge kepler so much every time he drinks it#keplerposting#this is discussed in the podcast pairing cast reunion episode btw#daniel jacobi#alana maxwell#warren kepler#wolf 359#sleepyspaceman speaks
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make room my ass read a book (not clickbait) and I’m on my way over
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OH????? YOU FOUND OUT HOW TO GET HERE???? OHMIGOSH????
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my friend just called studyblr “stumblr” and i think that’s gross
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Maybe this bagel will be the one that saves me
#and my magic potion#alka seltzer#I had one night to fag it up#and boy did I fag it up good#now I’m hungover#no ragrets#iggy speaks
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF
#omg kiera no one cares#not seen my hard seltzer cause I've been cut off from vodka#SPEAK NOW TOUR YIPPEE
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…Surprise??
Heyyy, Plato… ummm I stumbled on your account by accident uhh. How’ve you been?
Seltzer. Your twin…
Oh hell nah ain’t no fuckin way yo ass is talkin to me after damn near five fuckin years you better be playin with me
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Sorry this took so long to post eugh. Anyways. Woke up, Ayesha Erotica turned on, felt hot. Bone apple teeth. A shitty photo of an eepy guy.
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at some point soon i will return to posting original content. for now, enjoy my silly little reblogs of my lovely friends and this lovely community.
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I finally visited my mom for dinner this weekend (after she stood me up twice for lunch lol) and she asked me what I eat for breakfast and I said "oh I have quick oats most mornings". She proceeded to ask me which brand I ate and she literally started tearing up when I told her I usually eat Great Value or Quaker oats. She is so orthorexia brained that she cried bc I don't buy the organic Bob's Red Mill kind. She told me the Quaker kind is a "guaranteed death sentence" bc of the glyphosate lmfaoooo I cannot take it.
#slime speak#tw food talk#tw orthorexia#shes also a massive alcoholic so its incredibly funny that she thinks shes not just DRINKING the glyphosate#like queen you still buy polar seltzer too get off youtube shorts
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Folks, I think I’m turning into a Liquid Death drinker
#a rare text post#I loooovveeee seltzer; I am a hardcore seltzer enjoyer#(but not those spiked seltzers get that shit outta here)#but I usually just buy the regular cheap brands on seltzer bc there really isn’t that much of a difference#I usually only buy regular or lime or lemon (but the watermelon Perrier one is v good)#but I’ve seen liquid death and it does speak to me aesthetically#so I got some that was on sale#this and topo chico are the only Name Brand seltzers I’m getting now#I love u liquid death my beloved
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and sometimes i DO think about arakawa saying to ichi "I'm sorry to burden you with Masato's care"
#snap chats#i was going to include this in the last ask but i thought it might have gone too off topic#anyway i think of it. i think of it a lot. We Know Me i'm obsessed with semantics#i dont think arakawa said anything in this vein near or to masato oh god no hed never#and its very possible arakawas apologizing because yk. Ah You Have To Help Me With My Son When You Can Be Doing Something Else#like yk its common to apologize for shit thats not really worth apologizing but you just feel like an inconvenience right#but like... idk i guess its just that if i were him i'd probably say 'thank you' instead and not 'sorry for burdening you with my kid'#i love arakawa and im a firm believer of Best Dad in RGG so im not trying to paint him as deranged#im just interested in the word choice used is all#i dont have any deeper notes on it its just a case of me going :( Words....#speaking of words i have a stupid paper to write bye. who wants to talk about reagonomics#after i get seltzer UGH my mouth dry
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