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implodingseltzer · 10 months ago
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guess who got a few weeks off at the battle nexus! whoop whoop!
and to think breaking a few bones gets you time off, who knew?
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It seems that Seltzers glitching has increased
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seltzerstudies · 1 year ago
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it’s been a minute!
quick little life update for y’all as i have been MIA for some time now.
- going into my last year of undergrad! - added an anthropology minor to my plan as well - will be graduating in 3 years as planned (unless something goes devastatingly wrong in the spring with getting an internship) - hired as an RA for the upcoming year! i’ll have upperclassmen in one of the best dorms on campus <3 - also hired as a TA for my favorite class by my favorite professor - managed to eek out all As last semester! a win considering how tough the semester itself ended up being - elected president of the student theatre troupe i’ve been a part of!!
i’m hoping to be more active this year as a form of accountability and inspiration for my final year! and then, who knows what’s next!
anyway, love to you all <3
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implodingseltzer · 3 months ago
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Okay. I’ve scored a Leo, I have potential with a version of Donnie I like… does this mean I could also score a version of Raphael and/or Mikey because I can’t decide if that’s really funny or really fucked up
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seltzerstudies · 2 years ago
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sitting on the quad and there’s a dad with his kids sitting near me and the two who can run around are finding sticks and giving them to their dad as presents.
thinking about how kids want to create (or just pick up sticks) for their parents and how much love there is in the recognition of this effort.
does this dad need seven small twigs that have the bark peeled off and are covered in mud? maybe not. but he takes them every time and marvels over the craftsmanship and loves them for existing and what they can do with their tiny little hands.
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implodingseltzer · 10 months ago
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HI HI HI HELLO HI HELLO
SLAMS MY FISTS.
🫵🏾 IS THIS JASON AKA MY BELOVED HEART ANON AKA ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ON EARTH?????
🫧 (Sel)
Oh hi sel!
Yeah, ig it is
Hi :)
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sleepy-spaceman · 5 days ago
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maxwell and jacobi seltzer water haters vs. kepler canon seltzer water consumer.
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implodingseltzer · 11 months ago
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make room my ass read a book (not clickbait) and I’m on my way over
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OH????? YOU FOUND OUT HOW TO GET HERE???? OHMIGOSH????
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seltzerstudies · 2 years ago
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my friend just called studyblr “stumblr” and i think that’s gross
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zygomaticarches · 3 months ago
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Maybe this bagel will be the one that saves me
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cowardlycowboys · 29 days ago
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF
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implodingseltzer · 10 months ago
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…Surprise??
Heyyy, Plato… ummm I stumbled on your account by accident uhh. How’ve you been?
Seltzer. Your twin…
Oh hell nah ain’t no fuckin way yo ass is talkin to me after damn near five fuckin years you better be playin with me
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implodingseltzer · 11 months ago
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Sorry this took so long to post eugh. Anyways. Woke up, Ayesha Erotica turned on, felt hot. Bone apple teeth. A shitty photo of an eepy guy.
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seltzerstudies · 2 years ago
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at some point soon i will return to posting original content. for now, enjoy my silly little reblogs of my lovely friends and this lovely community.
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galaxyslime · 3 months ago
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I finally visited my mom for dinner this weekend (after she stood me up twice for lunch lol) and she asked me what I eat for breakfast and I said "oh I have quick oats most mornings". She proceeded to ask me which brand I ate and she literally started tearing up when I told her I usually eat Great Value or Quaker oats. She is so orthorexia brained that she cried bc I don't buy the organic Bob's Red Mill kind. She told me the Quaker kind is a "guaranteed death sentence" bc of the glyphosate lmfaoooo I cannot take it.
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oldxenomorph · 5 months ago
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Folks, I think I’m turning into a Liquid Death drinker
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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago
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and sometimes i DO think about arakawa saying to ichi "I'm sorry to burden you with Masato's care"
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