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The Cat Burglar (1/1)
Fandom: Supergirl (2015) / Catwoman (Comics)
Pairing: Alex Danvers x Selina Kyle
Length: 3.3k
Rated: T
Summary:
Pressing her back against the wall, Selina closed her eyes and focused her ears on her surroundings. She could hear footsteps and quiet whispers. Then, she heard the unmistakable clicking sound of a nightguard’s radio turning on, and her own modified earpiece crackled to life.
“She’s not here,” the man said, sounding annoyed and slightly out of breath.
“Keep looking,” another man said, sounding almost bored. “She’ll be popping up on one of the cameras sooner or later. I’ll point you in the right direction when she does. The cops will be here soon. She won’t get away; trust me.”
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or, Selina is out on a heist, when her two favorite cops stumble on the scene, and Selina once again realizes the benefits of having a cop girlfriend.
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#it's my best friend's birthday and they requested a Selina x Alex story so how could i say no#alex danvers#selina kyle#alex x selina#selina x alex#supergirl#cbs supergirl#catwoman#my fanfiction#Jay Writes#dare121
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-internally-
“Oh yeah Bruce, that’s the stuff, you’ll totally rizz the goth baddie that way…”
#shut up alex#personal#dc#dc comics#dc universe#detective comics#batman#batcat#bruce wayne#selina kyle#bruce wayne x selina kyle#selina kyle x bruce wayne#bruce x selina#selina x bruce#batman x catwoman#catwoman x batman#catwoman
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spencer’s funeral and his partner is the special guest and roasts spencer so hard and than revels that they are getting a cat together but everyone thinks it’d a baby announcement lmaoooo or however you wanna end it
Special News
pairing: spencer agnew x f! reader
a/n: anon i love this idea so much!! guys please don’t come at me for these terrible jokes i’m just a girl really 😜 also i’m posting sm rn go me
requests are open <33
“lebron james inspired us with his baller moves. steph curry inspired us with his words. spencer agnew inspired us by being a piece of shit, so we would never follow in his footsteps.”
you’re stood at the podium of the funeral, spencer in the coffin next to you holding a bouquet of plastic flowers as he tries not to laugh.
“spencer is a gamer, and we all know that. but if he spent as much time with me as he does on world of warcraft, i’d be the happiest girl on earth, but hey, at least he has a high gear score to keep him company whilst i cook.”
you see everyone laugh as you switch the paper, angela cackling over what you thought was a pretty shit joke.
as the laughter dies down, you continue on. “spencer and me only ever disagree over stupid things, and i think to myself, he must know he’s short when he has to look up to see eye-to-eye with someone who's shorter than him, because i’m always right. i’m sure courtney feels the same about shayne.”
at this, courtney yells “FACTS!” from behind one of the cameras, and you shoot her a wink.
shayne then stares you down, and all you say is “shayne don’t worry, i’m a short king ally!” which he just smirks at.
“i have some pretty bad jokes here, so let’s quickfire some.“ you mutter to everyone.
“if sleeping on my arm were an olympic sport, he’d have more gold than michael phelps.” this earns a giggle from spencer, as you have a folder on your phone of him asleep in the most awkward ways possible, always lying on your arm somehow.
“he’s so obsessed with video games, even his posture looks like it's from a character model that hasn't loaded properly yet.“ this makes everyone cackle, spencer opening one eye to glare at you, and you just laugh him off.
“your gamer boy posture is so bad, chiropractors have your picture on their vision boards on what to improve on.”
“do you guys think that,” you exhale through your nose at what patrick has written on your prompt card. “spencer’s idea of sitting normally the same as a pretzel’s idea of being straight?” which is so bad it’s good, making you crouch down to laugh.
you stand back up after a moment, your stomach twisting over what you’re about to do. it’s going to be so worth it, but gosh you feel bad.
“spencer, my lovely boyfriend, is a mt dew kickstart addict, certified gamer girl, and a soon to be father” and at this last statement, everyone gasps, and spencer’s eyes shoot open and he sits up. he looks at you intently, and you see him experience about a hundred emotions at once
you smile at everyone, turning to a camera, pulling out a printed off certificate of adoption, a picture of a tiny ginger cat taped to it.
“we got a cat!” you say, almost proud of how shocked everyone is
as you turn to look at spencer, you hear shayne’s laugh, and you look at spencer with sympathetic eyes, mouthing ‘i love you’ to him over all the laughter. he just smiles, knowing that this cat is going to be so loved by you both. especially you. because you love him so much.
as you sit back down, spencer sits up. having come back from the dead, he has some things to say. he goes through everyone at his funeral; alex, shayne, damien, tommy, selina, and then, you.
“and finally, my beautiful girlfriend, y/n. my bundle of sunshine, blinding and hard to look at directly.” you scoff at this, and he looks at you with a look that says this is a joke please don’t kill me when we’re home.
“i mean, come on, you cry at surf's up? i guess even animated penguins have higher emotional intelligence than you.” he manages to say through a fit if giggles. spencer always teases you for this, even though he cries at the NGE film. loser.
after wrap, courtney comes over to congratulate you on your cat, and just catch up generally.
“so, cat parents hey? proud of you girl” she says with a grin.
“yeah, i kinda feel bad scaring everyone into thinking spencer gets game in bed.” you reply, earning a laugh from her.
“don’t be mean to me! i’m a player you know?” spencer says coming up behind you.
“okay, sure you are mr ‘i cry at anime’.” you snap back.
he throws his hands up in defeat, and you kiss his cheek, going off to see amanda.
“she’s so cool.” courtney says
“yeah,” spencer replies. “she’s not that bad.”
she elbows him in the ribs, and he clutches his side
“i mean, she’s the best!” he says through strained teeth, courtney doing a proud nod before catching you up.
#smoshyourheadin#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#arasha lalani#courtney miller#shayne topp#spencer agnew#spencer agnew x reader#smosh#alex tran#tommy bowe#damien haas#my sillies#i love them
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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (11) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n sometimes people aren't the nicest (and people can be severely delusional)
masterlist | last part | part 11 | next part
TWITTER
june @linafesting · 42m you look like taylor swift
↳ june @linafesting · 41m not quite mother and daughter, more like aunt and niece ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 32m lina is hayley williams and lana del rey's lovechild and i've been say this for years ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 13m oh no... that's not...
INSTAGRAM
emptybottles_official Bangkok, Thailand
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emptybottles_official All suited up 😎 tagged: lukaszhang, eb_jonno and cameliazzz
chrisyamada who managed to wrangle kas into a suit 🤣
cami.png as much as i love cami content, no lina or aid was a... choice ↳ mrslukaszhang @cami.png right like ur not sending the frontwoman??? what's going on??? (omg kas 😳)
emptybottlesbar Looking sharp!
MESSAGES
from the phone of selina bui
TWITTER
↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 2h what are y'all up to? ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 2h we went out to dinner tgt! authentic thai food and the night markets bc only grandpa aidan knows how to speak thai <3 ↳ Aidan Park @EB_Aidan · 2h Alex gave us recommendations 😊 ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 1h deluding myself into thinking this is a producer-songwriter meeting
opal @pxastrixxx · 1h enough time has passed, i think we need to talk about how weird l*na is, a 🧵 ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 1h and ik ur all gonna try defend her by saying its a stage persona yada yada but it's still weird the way she interacts with guys ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 1h starting off with kas and lina, they keep insisting that they're just childhood best friends or smth but the massive shipping fandom they have just proves that ppl aren't blind and they're flirty ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 57m idk how u comfortably flirt with ur so-called 'friend' in front of thousands of ppl each night and even in front of ur boyfriend??? and she's always the one instigating it (e.g. the glove thing) it's weird, does kas have a gf bc i feel sorry for her ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 56m the whole thing with tommy howard is also childish, like its been 3 years and she's still so petty, it's giving: not over him, the whole comment on not dating athletes and then dating oscar just seems like she's trying to rile tommy up ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 54m and that's not even covering the trouble she causes her management team, i swear, the past month i've known of her existence has been her causing drama, going viral, her pr team burying it and rinse, repeat, cycle ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 49m whatever is going on between her and chris yamada is also WEIRD and it's always been weird bc she's mentioned having a celebrity crush on him and then they become friends? and then suddenly they stopped interacting in 2021? ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 43m u think that maybe he's realised smth but then he comes back to perform with them in seoul and they hang out again which is just weird weird weird bc their 'friendship' back then was also shipped ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 40m and i know i'm onto smth bc not all her male friends get shipped with her. her other male bandmates are seen as just friends bc she treats them like friends, the way she acts around kas and chris is just flirty and ppl latched onto that ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 39m and ppl are so brainwashed they think her bluntness and lack of filter is 'authentic' and funny but she's being a self-entitled bitch and her fans keep inflating her ego ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 36m and i haven't even mentioned her actions right after her final break-up with tommy like, going out to parties every week? seen with a different boy every time? making it a very public affair that then needs to be scrubbed from the internet by ur pr team? it says everything u need to know about her imo ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 32m on top of all this, we all know oscar doesn't like the media and would want to keep his relationship private and l*na's blatant disrespect and showboating feels like she's just with him for the virality, it just looks performative ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 30m i literally just want oscar to go back to his quiet life of just racing and stay away from that kinda lifestyle
kayla @luna_apocolypse · 1h is it just me... or did that lina post and reply not quite sound like her? ↳ june @linafesting · 1h was literally just thinking the same thing, that is not my girl ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 1h i thought i was being paranoid but like, when was the last time she posted??? do you think management banned her from socials?
INSTAGRAM
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emptybottlesbar Oh, hey there Jonny 👋 tagged: eb_jonno
moonbeamlina release the pic he took of admin ↳ emptybottlesbar @moonbeamlina Admin is really shy 🙈
linasgirl4 no snarky lina comment OH THEY'VE TAKEN HER ACCOUNT OFF HER 😭
REDDIT
r/EmptyBottles · Posted by u/buisms84 8 hours ago lina radio silence
does anyone else find it so weird how little promo lina is getting? like she's by far the most popular member esp since she's the FRONTWOMAN and she's been completely radio silent on socials since last weekend?
and not to discount any of the other band members ofc but everyone is noticing, like this is so not like the EB pr method?
so does anyone have any clue what's happening lol
dreamofbees · 8 hr. ago didn't she tweet a pic of her and aidan like last night? buisms84 OP · 8 hr. ago i think everyone and their dog knew that wasn't her
niaphilia283 · 7 hr. ago there's a twitter hate train rn it's causing a bit of a commotion and i think they (management) took her socials off her to prevent escalation buisms84 OP · 7 hr. ago wait, what twitter hate train? niaphilia283 · 5 hr. ago one of her boyfriend's deranged fans (user pxastrixxx) had a long ass thread basically calling lina a slut and saying she's just using him for clout but they priv'ed their acc now (i took screenshots if u wanna see)
TWITTER
EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 1h 4 years ago... Lina and Kas did a zoom interview/catch-up during the COVID-19 lockdown
↳ oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 51m oomfie this was NOT A GOOD TIME TO POST THIS 😭 ↳ kaslina on my mind ☁️ @kaslinatruther · 22m they're in love ur honor
MESSAGES
from the phone of oscar piastri
TWITTER
↳ emme @flowersforcami · 6h hey bestie... how you doing...? ↳ president linami @ linaminami · 6h NOT WELL 😭
piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h what happened to that one oscar user who had that fuck-long thread bitching about lina? ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h i mean like i was also pretty against about her to begin with but i think anyone with eyes could figure that was a bit... right??? ↳ oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 1h ppl aren't that smart and my girl is a pretty convincing actress
kayla @luna_apocolypse · 1h why was bangkok kinda robbed like 👀 ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 1h it's one thing to put ur frontwoman on a social ban but to stop her from giving it all on stage is an insult. i firmly believe that it's criminal that the band management told lina to 'tone it down' on stage bc of the online noise which straight up isn't fair for the thai fans ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 58m and she looked so miserable btw like it's the only thing you can notice in the tour videos, she's pissed off and she's trying so hard not to let it bleed into her performance
liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 31m hot take: people have always been weird about lina's dating life and it's gone far beyond anything reasonable ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 27m nobody take this the wrong way! i love her and oscar together, they seem really happy and enjoy spending time together, from what i can see they both put in effort to see each other (which is esp difficult with their jobs) but we need to leave them ALONE. she likes privacy and oscar is a very textbook introvert. those bitches do NOT want you prying into their lives, trust me on this
pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 2h the lack of individual content from both lina and oscar is convincing me those two are shacked up somewhere, trust 🙏 (i'm delusional) ↳ pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 2h YES IK LINA IS IN BANGKOK AND OSCAR IS IN MIAMI, THIS WAS A JOKE
✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:
taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha
#f1#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x oc#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri smau#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 smau#f1 fic#f1 smau#f1 imagine#f1 social media au
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The New Girl Spencer x F Reader part 2
sorry for any spelling mistakes or punctuations missing! and I'm not the best at writing but I was excited to get this out!
(also side note I bought something off of Spencers Depop today and he shipped today as well. So I sent a message on there saying thanks for shipping so fast not thinking he'd respond but then he did and it made me so giddy! lol well enjoy?)
( trying to make this like a real fanfic a true story to it)
As you got home you started your camera up and filmed a video explaining how you will not be working for Smosh as you edited it you had the realization you should it ‘I booked’ you kept it ready for when you are able to post.
You settled on your couch reading your paperwork from Smosh today. Your first video will be for Smosh Games channel. You will be playing ‘Sounds Fishy’ For Board AF with Shayne, Angela, Chanse, and Courtney. So excited to meet everyone you rest up.
Same Day:
Shayne walks up to Selina being the best wing man.
“So who was that you had a conference wither earlier? Was it a new cast member or some type of deal?’ Shayne asked
“Actually she out new cast member she really funny and cool her name is Y/N. She’s staring next Wednesday” Selina said.
“Awesome can wait for us to all meet her” Shayne says. He quickly runs off to find Spencer. “Spencer! SPENCER!” Shayne calls out as he approaches Spencers desk”
“What do you need?” Spencer says in a sarcastic annoyed tone.
“That ‘angel’ you saw earlier is our new cast member… and she starts next Wednesday. I’m gonna be the best wingman” Shayne says excitedly while moving his eyebrows.
“Oh awesome I won’t be able to talk to her on Wednesday ill be hiding in the games set for now” Spencer says.
Fast forward to next Wednesday:
You were so excited to meet everyone and film today, you got ready with a cup of coffee getting your clothes together doing your hair and makeup and packing a lunch. You weren’t sure if you had time to go anywhere or anything like that. As you drove to the office you listened to your playlist to keep you calm for your exciting day.
You went to the front door scanning your new badge you received in the mail. But as you entered you almost walked into Chanse.
“Oh Hey girl you must be Y/N I’m Chanse! I can’t wait to film with you later today!” Chanse says
“Oh hi! Yes me too!” You say.
“Ill show you to your new desk” Chanse says. As you guys walk to your new desk you stop and meet the crew you didn’t yet and some cast members.
“Hey guys this is Y/n the new cast member’ Chanse says.
Amanda, Arasha, Damien, and Angela was there; you fangirled a little in your head but was pleased to meet them. You made it to your desk and settled in; grabbing your laptop out and started writing a little. You were interrupted by someone no other than Shayne and Courtney.
“Hey you’re Y/N right I’m Courtney this is Shayne, it nice to meet you we are excited for you joining our cast. Courtney says.
“Oh hi guys sorry but gotta be honest I love you guys I’ve been watching Smosh for years and you guys have inspired me so much it a honor to be working with you guys” you say to them.
“Aw thank you so much can’t wait to be inspired by you soon” Courtney says.
“Hey its almost our call time for Board AF, are you ready Y/N?” Questioned Shayne.
“Oh hell yeah I’m so excited but nervous” you say
As you all walked on to the game set you were introduced to everyone behind the scenes. “Hey just wanted to ask if anyone could possibly just give me a run down on how the game goes?” You asked
“Oh yeah definitely! Spencer can you show Y/N really quick how the game goes and the rules” Alex says.
You see Spencer turning around from the back of the room almost like he was hiding.
“Uh-um yeah I can do that” Spencer says anxiously.
You go a sit at the table while Spencer walks over to you and leans down. As he leaned down you got a whiff of his cologne ‘damn he smells good you say to yourself’. Then Spencer starts to show you how the games works and goes over the rules.
“ Does that make sense?” Spencer questioned as he looked at you.
You turned your head and stared into his eye thinking over everything. But then he looked away fast and pretended to look around the room. ‘Hmm that was weird does he not like me or something idk its probably nothing and just my nerves’ you said to yourself. “Uh yeah I think so thank you” he then hurries away and leaves the room. Shayne then follows him and you look at Courtney “okay then” you say out loud.
“Im not sure what that was about maybe he remembered something” Courtney says.
Out of the stage with Spencer and Shayne:
Shayne runs up to Spencer “bro what’s that” shayne says.
Spencer turns around and says “I just couldn’t look her in the eyes like that my heart was pounding out of my chest dude, she’s even prettier in person and smells so good… have you smelled her shayne hahaha?’
“Um no I’m not a weirdo Spence…but you’re gonna have to man up and control this she works here now man” shayne says
“Yeah you’re right” Spencer says then taking deeps breaths to call his heart rate down.
“Okay lets go back I can do this” Spencer says.
You see Spencer and shayne walk back to the stage “y’all ready for this” Spencer says excitingly as he’s coming back in.
Through out filming you noticed Spencer staring at you a bit. It made you a little nervous but stopped paying attention to it so you could focus on doing the best you can for your first impression.
“Wow guys that was awesome thank you and if you’re done for the day have a good day!” Spencer says out to everyone.
You then left the stage room and went back to your desk just chilling.
Meanwhile in the stage room Shayne goes up to Spencer “dude she’s amazing.. she hilarious and it was juts a games video” Spencer says to Shayne
“I will say you might’ve made her nervous tho Spence, that whole time you were starring at her” shayne says
“Psshhhh no I wasn’t” Spencer says
Alex chimes in “yeah you were”
“Fuck she probably thinks Im a creep” says Spencer
Back to you:
Selina went up to you “how was your first filming day?” Selina says
“Awesome thank you for asking, I’m so glad it was a board game and not an actual video game I’m not the best at those and don’t know much.” You say
“Well maybe we can change that!” Selina says.
The next day
Spencers POV:
He was sitting at the table with shayne an Courtney as you walk in and head to your desk.
“Dude you gotta talk to her and get to know her at least” Shayne says
“Oh maybe we can all go to dinner tomorrow night to celebrate her joining and then you can make your move then!” Courtney exclaims
“Oh gosh guys its too early I cant even control my nerves around her yet” Spencer says
“Well I don’t care I’m still doing it I think it would be good for all of us to get to know her” Courtney says as they are making a group text on their phone. Courtney gets up to walk over to you.
“Hey what your number I’m starting a group text so we can go out to celebrate you joining us” Courtney says to you.
“Oh wow so sweet uh yeah here’s my number” you say to them.
“Thanks!” Courtney says.
Courtney starts walking back to the boys.. “welp I got her number for you now too” Courtney exclaims to Spencer.
“Oh thanks so ill just express my affection to her and shell think its you” Spencer says
“Okay well don’t do that I’m not trying to steal your woman cause you know she’d go for me” Courtney said laughing
They all laugh in union…
Spencer gets up and walks up to Selina.
“ Hey so I have a gap for filming so we can add one if you have any ideas” Spencer says to Selina
“Oh perfect I have an idea! You can teach Y/N how to play a video game!” Selina hurries and runs over to you before Spencer could protest.
He hurries and goes up to Amanda and Angela “yo I need your guys help later I have to show Y/n how to play a game please be there with me so I’m not alone with her” Spencer says.
“Oh right I was told you like her and now you’re scares to be with her hahah okay yeah I can” Amanda says
Cut to later in the day. You:
You head to the games stage in the corner you see Amanda, Angela, and Spencer at the single little computer in the corner out of the way.
Spencer was wearing a baseball hat on backwards ‘ kind of hot with that hat backwards’ you said to yourself
“Hey guys are you ready to film this hahaha” you said
They said ‘hey’ back in union. You sat down as Spencer was finishing things up on the production side for this.
(For this think of the new video of Spencer showing Angela and and Amanda Resident Evil but with you added to the video and the backwards hat cause so hot when he wears one like that)
Spencer finished up setting everything he needed to and started to record
As he sat down he looked over to the three of you and said “Guys my dream has come true I’m getting paid to show girls a video game” yo start laughing with the other girls.
Thought out the video you guys kept making jokes and laughing and you couldn’t help but silently agree with the jokes of Spencer being hot… did you really start to have a crush on him.
#spencer agnew#smosh pit#smosh squad#spencer agnew x reader#spencer agnew fanfiction#smosh crew#smosh fanfic#smosh fanfiction#smosh games
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Masterlist
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. @smutmaniac -main blog
Marvel
✰ Baron Zemo ✰ Sam Wilson ✰ Bucky Barnes ✰ Steve Rogers ✰ Bruce Banner ✰ Peter Parker ✰ Wanda Maximoff ✰ Vision ✰
Stranger Things
✰ Eddie Munson ✰ Steve Harrington ✰ Jonathan Byers ✰ Robin Buckely ✰
TLOU
✰ Joel Miller ✰ Tommy Miller ✰ Ellie Williams ✰
Harry Potter
✰ Neville Longbottom ✰ Luna Lovegood ✰ Ron Weasley ✰ George Weasley ✰ Hermoine Granger ✰ Severus Snape ✰ Sirius Black ✰ Remus Lupin ✰ Bill Weasley ✰
X-men
✰ Peter Maximoff ✰ Kurt Wagner ✰ Storm ✰ James/Logan Howlett ✰ Scott Summers (older) ✰ Alex Summers ✰ Hank Mccoy ✰ Sean Cassidy ✰ Jean Grey ✰ Rouge ✰ Mystique/Raven ✰
Gotham/Batman
✰ Bruce Wayne ✰ Edward Nashton ✰ Jervis Tetch ✰ Jerome Valeska ✰ Selina Kyle (Gotham) ✰ Ed Nygma (pre-riddler) ✰ Tabitha Galavan ✰ Victor Zsasz ✰ Jonathan Crane ✰
Peaky Blinders
✰ Arthur Shelby ✰ Alfie Solomon✰
Maze Runner
✰ Newt ✰ Thomas ✰ Minho ✰
AHS
✰ Tate Langdon ✰ Vivien Harmon ✰ Violet Harmon ✰
Twilight
✰ Edward Cullen ✰ Alice Cullen ✰ Bella Swan ✰ Jasper Hale ✰ Charlie Swan ✰ Sam Uley ✰ Seth Clearwater ✰
The 100
✰ John Murphy ✰ Finn Collins ✰ Monty Green ✰ Jasper Jordan ✰
TWD
✰ Daryl Dixion ✰ Rick Grimes ✰ Negan ✰ Michonne ✰ Carl Grimes ✰ Glenn Rhee ✰ Laura ✰ Ron Anderson ✰ Maggie Greene ✰
Miscellaneous
✰ Xavier Thorpe ✰ Tyler Galpin ✰ Bill S. Preston, Esq. ✰ Ted 'Theodore' Logan ✰ John Wick ✰ Charlie walker ✰ Ben Solo ✰ Finn (star wars) ✰ Poe Dameron ✰ Maurizio Gucci (h.o.g) ✰ Johnny Knoxville ✰ Luke Castellan ✰ Eric Draven ✰ any alex wolff/nat wolff character
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My Massive SHIP LIST
The following is a LONG list of all the ships I enjoy from a moderate to an extreme amount and have probably looked at fanfiction for at some point. Keep in mind this doesn't include every movie and/or show I've ever watched and I may make edits to this at a later time. Godspeed you unfortunate witness.
Agents of SHIELD
Coulson X May
Daisy X Lincoln
Fitz X Simmons
Bobbi X Hunter
Mack X YoYo
Arcane
Caitlyn X Vi
Arrowverse
Oliver X Laurel
Roy X Thea
Diggle X Lyla
Barry X Patty
Wally X Jesse
Caitlin X Ronnie
Kara X Mon-El
Alex X Maggie
Brainy X Nia
Attack on Titan
Eren X Mikasa
Falco X Gabi
Bertdholt X Annie
Ymir X Krista
Levi X Hange
Avatar the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra
Katara X Zuko
Aang X Toph
Sokka X Suki
Aang X Katara
Bolin X Korra
Avengers (MCU)
Steve X Natasha
Tony X Pepper
Thor X Jane
Wanda X Vision
Peter Q X Gamora
Scott X Hope
T’Challa X Nakia
Matt X Karen
Luke X Jessica
Peter P X MJ
Bucky X Sarah
Ben 10
Ben X Julie
Kevin X Gwen
Berserk
Guts X Casca
Bleach
Ichigo X Rukia
Uryu X Orihime
Tatsuki X Orihime
Gin X Rangiku
Toshiro X Momo
Boku no Hero Academia
Izuku X Occhako
Todoroki X Momo
Bakugou X Kirishima
Eraserhead X Present Mic
Castlevania
Trevor X Sypha
Alucard X Greta
Class of the Titans
Jay X Theresa
Atlanta X Archie
Critical Role
Percival X Vex’ahlia
Vax’ildan X Keyleth
Scanlan X Pike
Sylas X Delilah
Fjord X Jester
Beau X Yasha
Caleb X Essek
Imogen X Laudna
DC Comics
Clark X Lois
Bruce X Selina
Diana X Steve
Barry X Iris
Wally X Linda
Hal X Carol
Carter X Shiera
Oliver X Laurel
Arthur X Mera
Constantine X Zatanna
Dick X Barbara
Tim X Stephanie
Garfield X Rachel
Conner X Cassie
Kate X Maggie
Hank X Dawn
Garth Ranzz X Imra Arden
Nura Nal X Thom Kallor
Jo Nah X Tinya Wazzo
Val Armorr X Princess Projectra
Kara Zor-El X Querl Dox
Lar Gand X Tasmia Mallor
Demon Slayer
Tanjiro X Kanao
Zenitsu X Nezuko
Giyu X Shinobu
Digimon
Taichi X Sora
Koushiro X Mimi
Takeru X Hikari
Takato X Jeri
Rika X Ryo
Izumi X Junpei
Disney Animation
Mulan X Shang
Eric X Ariel
Simba X Nala
Tiana X Naveen
Tarzan X Jane
Rapunzel X Eugene
Hercules X Meg
Aladdin X Jasmine
Doctor Who
11 X Clara
Dota - Dragon's Blood
Davion X Mirana
Evangelion
Shinji X Kaworu
Fairy Tail
Natsu X Lucy
Erza X Jellal
Gray X Juvia
Wendy X Romeo
Final Fantasy
Zack X Aerith
Cloud X Tifa
Squall X Rinoa
Tidus X Luna
Lightning X Snow
Noel X Serah
Noctis X Luna
Fire Emblem
Byleth X Dimitri
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed X Winry
Roy X Riza
Ling X Lan Fan
GI Joe
Snake Eyes X Scarlett
Garo
Kouga X Kaoru
Ryuga X Rian
Raiga X Mayuri
Gatchaman
Ken X Jun
Gundam
Domon X Rain
Shinn X Stella
He-Man (OG Continuity)
Adam X Teela
Adora X Sea-Hawk
Duncan X Sorceress
InuYasha
InuYasha X Kagome
Sango X Miroku
Sesshomaru X Kagura
Kohaku X Rin
Invincible
Mark X Eve
Kamen Rider
Hongo X Ruriko
Godai X Ichijo
Shoichi X Hikawa
Shinji X Miho
Takumi X Mari
Kenzaki X Hajime
Yuuto X Airi
Wataru X Mio
Tsukasa X Natsumi
Shotaro X Tokime
Ryo X Akiko
Eiji X Hina
Gentaro X Nadeshiko
Ryusei X Tomoko
Haruto X Koyomi
Kouta X Mai
Kaitou X Yoko
Shinnosuke X Kiriko
Gou X Reiko
Takeru X Akari
Alain X Kanon
Emu X Poppy
Sento X Banjo
Kazumin X Misora
Gentoku X Sawa
Sougo X Tsukuyomi
Aruto X Izu
Fuwa X Yua
Touma X Kento
Rintaro X Mei
Keiwa X Neon
Kingdom Hearts
Kairi X Sora X Riku
Aqua X Terra
Lea X Isa
Roxas X Xion
Riku X Namine
Lucifer
Lucifer X Chloe
Maze X Eve
Magic Knight Rayearth
Hikaru X Lantis
Umi X Clef
Fu X Ferio
Marvel Comics
Steve X Sharon
Tony X Pepper
Thor X Sif
Hank X Janet
Reed X Sue
Peter X MJ
Wanda X Vision
Jean X Scott
Kitty X Colossus
Rogue X Gambit
Rachel X Kurt
Black Bolt X Medusa
Clint X Bobbi
Bucky X Natasha
Matt X Elektra
Luke X Jessica
Warren X Psylocke
Miraculous Ladybug
Adrien X Marinette
Alya X Nino
Naruto
Naruto X Hinata
Sasuke X Karin
Sakura X Rock Lee
Neji X TenTen
Shikamaru X Temari
Ino X Sai
Choji X Karui
Gaara X Matsuri
Kakashi X Might Guy
Asuna X Kurenai
Tsunade X Dan
Yahiko X Konan
Ouran HighSchool Host Club
Haruhi X Tamaki
Persona
Yu X Rise
Chie X Yukiko
Kanji X Naoto
Ren X Makoto (or Kasumi if we're going with Royal canon)
Power Rangers
Tommy X Katherine
Jason X Trini
Adam X Tanya
TJ X Cassie
Andros X Ashley
Karone X Zhane
Leo X Kendrix
Carter X Dana
Wes X Jen
Cole X Alyssa
Taylor X Eric
Tori X Blake
Trent X Kira
Sky X Z
Doggie X Kat
Nick X Madison
Mack X Rose
Casey X Lily
Dillon X Summer
Ziggy X Dr. K
Kevin X Mia
Mike X Emily
Troy X Gia
Tyler X Shelby
Eddie X Vesper
Marv X Chloe
Amelia X Ollie
Ranma ½
Ranma X Akane
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Utena X Anthy
Rurouni Kenshin
Kenshin X Kaoru
RWBY
Ruby X Penny
Blake X Sun
Weiss X Marrow
Yang X Weiss
Jaune X Pyrrha
Ren X Nora
Qrow X Summer
Sailor Moon
Usagi X Mamoru
Ami X Zoisite
Rei X Jadeite
Minako X Rei
Makoto X Nephrite
Minako X Kunzite
Saint Seiya
Seiya X Shaina
Hyoga X Eri
Shiryu X Shunrei
Shun X June
Ikki X Esmeralda
Deathmask X Aphrodite
Aiolia X Lyfia
Yato X Yuzuriha
Sasha X Tenma
Koga X Yuna
Souma X Sonia
She-Ra (Netflix Version)
Adora X Glimmer
Catra X Scorpia
Star Wars
Obi-Wan X Satine
Anakin X Padme
Ahsoka X Lux
Luke X Mara Jade
Han X Leia
Finn X Rey X Poe
Din Djarin X Bo-Katan
Super Sentai
Ryu X Kaori
Sasuke X Tsuruhime
Chisato X Kouichirou
Shun X Miku
Yuri X Tatsuya
Yosuke X Ikkou
Isshu X Nanami
Mari X Ban
Sen X Umeko
Doggie X Swan
Sakura X Akashi
Masume X Natsuhi
Rio X Mele
Sosuke X Miu
Chiaki X Kotoha
Takeru X Mako
Alata X Eri
Hyde X Moune
Marvelous X Luka
Joe X Ahim
Daigo X Mikoto
Tokatti X Mio
Hikari X Kagura
Yamato X Sela
Amu X Tusk
Lucky X Hammie
Balance X Naga
Keiichiro X Tsukasa
Sakuya X Umika
Koh X Asuna
Bamba X Asuna
Shigeru X Sayo
Tarou X Sonoi
Sword Art Online
Kirito X Asuna
The Dragon Prince
Callum X Rayla
Amaya X Janai
ThunderCats
Lion-O X Cheetara
Bengali X Pumyra
Transformers
Optimus X Elita-One
Arcee X Hot Rod
Bulkhead X Wheeljack
Silverbolt X Blackarachnia
Ultraman
Ken X Mari
Voltron
Shiro X Matt
Keith X Allura
Lance X Pidge
Hunk X Shay
Winx Club
Bloom X Sky
Musa X Riven
Flora X Helia
Stella X Brandon
Tecna X Timmy
Layla X Nabu
#sisi's rambles#fandom#shipping#otp#agents of shield#arcane#arrowverse#attack on titan#avatar the last airbender#bleach#mcu#ben 10#castlevania#my hero academia#critical role#dc comics#demon slayer#tokusatsu#kamen rider#power rangers#super sentai
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oh this is gonna be a long one lol I'm gonna stick with DC for now since that's what I post about the most, answers under the cut
T: What are your favorite male/male ships or female/female ships?
male/male:
Hartley x Eddie Hartley x EoWells Hartley x Harry Hartley x Barry Hartley x Cisco Hartley x David Hartley x Roderick Hartley x Bernard Barry x Cisco Barry x Eddie Barry x Eobard Barry x Harry Barry x Winn Barry x Clark Barry x Ollie Cisco x Harry Cisco x Winn Joe x Henry Winn x James Winn x Querl Bruce x Clark Gar x Jason Gar x Conner Hank x Jason Hank x Dick Roy x Jason Roy x Dick Roy x Garth Dick x Joey Dick x Slade Dick x Wally Tim x Bernard Tim x Conner Tim x Bart Bart x Conner Bizarro x Jason Bruce x Harvey Nygma x Crane Constantine x King Shark (I know it's stupid and from a throwaway line but it captivated me okay? lol)
female/female:
Iris x Caitlin Iris x Linda Kara x Lena Kara x Nia Kara x Iris Kara x Babs Dinah x Babs Alex x Maggie Alex x Kelly Alex x Caitlin Alex x Iris Alex x Nia Donna x Kori Donna x Dawn Harley x Ivy Talia x Selina Cissie x Cassie Stephanie x Cassandra
U: What are your favorite male/female ships?
Barry x Iris Barry x Patty Caitlin x Ronnie Cisco x Lisa Cisco x Patty Harrison x Tess Eddie x Iris Henry x Nora Wally x Linda Wally x Jinx Kara x Mon El Kara x Winn Kara x James Nia x Querl Lois x Clark Dick x Kori Dick x Dawn Dick x Babs Dick x Jinx Donna x Garth Dawn x Hank Gar x Rachel Gar x Terra Jason x Rose Conner x Komand'r Klarion x Rachel Klarion x Jinx Bruce x Selina Bruce x Talia Constantine x Zatanna
V: Do you have any 3-way ships? If so, what?
Hartley x Barry x Cisco Hartley x Harry x Cisco Hartley x EoWells x Cisco Hartley x Eobard x Barry Hartley x Barry x Eddie Barry x Iris x Cisco Barry x Iris x Eddie Barry x Iris x Kara Barry x Iris x Clark Barry x Harry x Cisco Barry x Eobard x Cisco Barry x E2-Barry x Cisco Barry x E2-Barry x E2-Iris Barry x Cisco x Eddie Caitlin x Iris x Linda Kara x Nia x Querl Kara x Winn x James Kara x Lena x Nia Kara x Mon El x Winn Gar x Jason x Rose Gar x Jason x Conner Dick x Hank x Garth Dick x Hank x Dawn Dick x Hank x Babs Dick x Kori x Dawn Dick x Kori x Donna Dick x Kori x Babs Dick x Kori x Roy Dick x Dawn x Babs Dick x Garth x Roy Dawn x Donna x Babs Jason x Rose x Roy Tim x Bernard x Conner Tim x Bernard x Bart Tim x Conner x Bart Clark x Lois x Diana Clark x Bruce x Diana Bruce x Selina x Talia
#this is definitely not all of them I'm sure I've forgotten plenty lol#but these are the ones that came to mind#autisticharrywells#vexic answers#vexic lives#ask game#my ships#ships
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How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire? The Surprising Truth Behind Her $1.3 Billion Fortune
Let’s be honest—who will not know Selena Gomez? How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire? The ex-Disney princess has charmed us on film and earned 700 million dollars in business as the youngest self-made female billionaire in America today! Yes, Dreams do come true, become a billionaire. But how did Selena Gomez actually get so rich self-made? Is it pure ambition, good luck or something completely different? Let us take it step by step.
How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire?
Selena didn’t become a billionaire overnight and there are reasons for that. Do you remember the times when she used to play the character of Alex Russo in the show Wizards of Waverly Place? That’s where it all started, but it was just the beginning.
Selena’s Early Career: Disney Darling Days and How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire
Having started her career too young meant that Selena Gomez was on her way to success and there were movements within what looked like a predictable scenario. She had it in her—fame, looks, talent, and nurtured by the masses. There is no doubt that being under the umbrella of Disney helped her build herself for the future, but that had been just another teen idol for her. Selena had bigger aspirations, bigger than the Disney fandom.
Seeking New Avenues: Singing, Acting & The Rest None
But even after that, as far as Selena is concerned, there was no dipping of the pace. She continued with her career in music, and went on to have hits such as “Come & Get It” and “Lose You to Love Me.” Not to mention her current roles, including the ever-so popular serial Only Murders in the Building. But what about the acting and tocando el piano? Performed music and constructed acting? Still fairly limited.
Yes, Selena was already a one-man entertainment blender but hell-bent on achieving more than that. And for God’s sake, did she get it.
The Rare Beauty: The Brand that Worth a Billion Dollars
Now, this is where the fun begins. Selena entered the beauty business with her own brand called Rare Beauty in 2020, and she was an instant hit in a matter of days. But what separates Rare Beauty from the other one hundred or so celebrity beautician brands? The X factor lies in Selena as a person, not a character.
Unique Selling Proposition Of Rare Beauty Ltd. And How It Operates In The Cosmetics Industry
Rare Beauty is more than just another blushing makeup line: it’s a cause. Selena wanted Rare Beauty to be a vehicle for self-acceptance and self-expression. The brand does not represent unattainable ideals of beauty that’s a nice change from an easy to be tired with a seemingly airbrushed society. Rather, it promotes self-esteem and beauty in the unmade-up face.
Everyone enjoyed it. I mean, who would not? It is make-up with a twist and customers are lapping it up.
All About Gomez’s Weakness: This Sells Her Brand
How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire? Selena’s willingness to stand in front of the camera and give exactly what she had inside her head bears great influence on the growth of Rare Beauty. She has never hesitated to talk about her lupus condition or her problems with mental health and this truthfulness connects with people. But when she shares her life struggles, she appears as a human who happens to be a celebrity, without PR filters, without fake concerns. This weakness is not only a character of the person but has also made up the structure of her company. People want to be like her. That desire will always come in useful.
Income Generation: Other Businesses That Selena Has Ventures In
It is correct that most of Selina’s earnings are from Rare Beauty, but one can’t be this precise. The girl’s got multiple streams of income, which is smart. After all, why rely on just one source.
How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire? Brand Endorsements: Coach, Puma, and Others
Selena has worked and endorsed with some of the greatest brands on earth. She has been the brand ambassador of numerous companies like Coach, Puma, and Louis Vuitton. These sponsorships really help to boost her bank balance nicely. But… it’s not only placing her name on any cosmetic line, it is well thought out. Exposure is good but it is important how you leverage it: that enhances her reputation or brand with her fans.
Wondermind and Mental Health Engagement
If you think that’s all, think again. Wondermind, the mental health platform, was founded by Selena in 2021. The goal? To make sure people looking for assistance in mental health problems get the help they require without being judged. It’s a project that resonates with her own battles and contributes positively to society.
The Click Factor, Why Fans Are Drawn To Selena And Her Brand
There is one lesson that we learn from Selena, we should not hesitate to declare our true selves. It works, and yes, it pays. Given how many stars act up these days, what makes Selena different is the fact that she has been real about her health issues and other insecurities.
Do Not Hide When Offering a Health Related Services: Lupus and Mental Illness
Selena has not held back describing the health issues that have incapacitated her or worried her fans. In fact, her documentary ‘My Mind and Me’ goes into detail over when she talks about living with lupus and being bipolar. This sort of openness is not something you see very often in the lives of famous people and that is what makes Selena so appealing.
A Politically Influential Shoulder of a Celebrity in Today’s Business Setting and How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire
For Selena Gomez, fame is not the end goal, but rather, social media is a platform that comes with responsibility. She almost single-handedly built a whole ‘business’ around herself. After all, in contemporary society, being as genuine as Selena is and trying to succeed is quite rare.
What is The Driving Force Behind Selena Gomez’s Furtherance Potential In Terms of Fame and Revenue Streams Considered?
Now, this is the question that can win you a million dollars: who would say that Selena’s success is a wondrous bioccin, or, an instance of serendipity? The spoiler is, it is not only sheer good fortune. Yes, it absolutely was timing, but more so, Selena’s business choices were nothing less than fabulous.
The Power of Being Relatable and How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire?
We can all agree that one of Selena’s greatest assets is her ability to connect with her audience. She is not only a pop idol or a movie star, she is also a person who has faced challenges and has earned successes. This is why her business endeavors have also been very rewarding.
The Importance of Business Acumen and Timing
Of course, as important as Selena’s relatability is, there are also her business acumen or savvy. She has been able to make certain businesses moves when it mattered most including launching Rare Beauty with the rising trends of authentic and inclusive beauty products.
Wrapping Up: Is Selena Gomez’s Billionaire Status a Strategic Masterstroke or a Fluke?
When all is said and done, Selena Gomez did not just happen to wake up one day and be called a billionaire. She is an astute and enterprising businesswoman who has a knack for exploiting her personal brand. Wen it comes to the core value of her empire, the reason is simple – her honesty, openness and genuineness – yes, the entire world is hungry for this sort of thing. And that is quite an achievement in a society that is so starved for authenticity.
Short Resources
How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire in 2024 and What is Her Net Worth?
Selena Gomez networth as of 2024 is expected to be $1.3 billion.
What is Selena Gomez’s most shrewd business move to date?
How Did Selena Gomez Became a Billionaire? Selena’s makeup brand Rare Beauty is the activity that pushes her further up the billionaire ladder with over 80% of Selena’s net worth.
In what ways does Selena’s candidness regarding people’s gossip work for or against her business?
Selena’s openness about the diseases that she has undergone helps contribute to her ability to connect, and that has been a big factor in the success of Rare Beauty.
What is the contribution of Rare Beauty to Selena Gomez’s wealth?
This new cosmetic line has revolutionized the industry, raising back Selena into the billionaires’ club due to its message of self-acceptance, empowerment, and inclusiveness of all women.
Being a self-made female billionaire under the age of 30, is Selena Gomez amongst these rare individuals?
While Selena Gomez is age-wise one of the youngest female billionaires, she is among young female billionaires Buckingham overalls, such as Kylie Jenner.
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I have a few more next gen hero’s
Team x men
Valentina daughter of Kurt and adelpha
Charles son of Kurt and adelpha
April daughter of Scott and Gaia(named after grandmother)
Tabitha daughter of hazel and Piotr/colossus
Westly son of hazel and Piotr/colossus
Leo son of aolani and Alex
Rosie daughter of petiro and primrose
Meca daughter of red and ford
Argos son of lance and Tatum
Lorey daughter of Marianna and Logan
Lucy daughter of Marianna and Logan
Maddie daughter of Tatum and lance
Team justice
Melina
Ash
Sage
Jace
Aurora
Daedalus
Roy
Rita
Marie
Team meta/the runaways
Wally
Blanche
Blaine
Jean
Blake
Naomi
Koa
Ria
Wally son of ty and Starla
Blanche daughter and Blaine son of ed and Lily
Jean daughter and Blake son of Virgil and cassia
Ria daughter of Richie and bubble
Naomi daughter and koa son of asami and zoey
Meline daughter of cyborg and desdemona
Lois daughter and ash son of Conner and Aphrodite(named after mother)
Sage daughter of Bart and Jenny
Jace daughter and Daedalus son of Jason and Layla
Aurora daughter and red son of roy and cloudy aurora and red are twins
Roy jr son of Roy and cloudy
Rita and Marie daughters of Garth and melantha
Team magic
Scarlet daughter of Wanda and vision
Makana daughter of Lucy and Bucky
Next gen legion of superhero members
Carol daughter of hannah and mekt
Lauren 0.5 daughter of briar and brainiac 5
Bruce and Bryce sons of daila and Garth
Selina and Val(older) children of Stacy and timber wolf
Reese son of Rena and kell-el
Elise daughter of Rena and kell-el
The next gen kids belong to me same with Stacy,briar,Rena,Dalia,Hannah,Lucy,cloudy, melantha,layla,Jenny,Venus,Aphrodite,desmona,Zoey,bubbles,cassia,Lily,Starla,Hazel,primrose,Gaia,Tatum,aolani, and adelpha,Marianna
These are all the next gen teams I have out for now I’m working on more
I changed Layla’s name by accident
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US Presidential Reforms (Chet's Party Time)
2003: Mike Huckabee has lost Fidel Castro's support.
2004: John Kerry has been framed for killing Moochy.
2005: George W. Bush's daughter, FBI, has born a daughter with provisional Secret Service agent, David "Lensman" Charlebois, Kyle Rayner.
2008: Obama is trapped inside the "Temple on the Mount", American History X and the Show About Nothing, through the Madison Square Garden Speech; he goes to UMass-Amherst, forever, the future of American medical policy.
2012: Mitt Romney rants and raves about Dave Charlebois's four lobsters on October 31st, the "one percent", on a 51 percent split, informed to him by Friend People.
2016: Hillary Clinton is trapped in a bobblehead, by the Bond films occurring out of order to the downfalls of the Likud villains she's affiliated with, the Marilyn Manson guitar line in "The Beautiful People" alongside the drum beat; Netanyahu, now has to study "Gotham", Dave's show through his old sexual rival, Alex Rzhanova, "Pretty Woman"; Dave claims she's Selina Kyle, but she's written herself as Margaret Pyke.
2016: Donald Trump falls into a deep pit, as Harvey Bullock, "Team Sauerkraut", David's 2002's highschool election as Nimitz; however, Dave declared himself invalid as a candidate, through the incumbent Vice President, on the card game "Asshole", despite giving the speech and winning by ten votes, against Ted Blanchard, SOE, and Will Morgan, FBI. The NSA, remains quiet about the incident, not understanding Sevener Shi'ism. Donal Logue, picks up pot, from Ben Brown, Ben Brown's job all along.
2020: Joe Biden switches from Bertucci's, for Italians, to Papa Gino's, for French. He's viciously pissed, at all times, and is ranting, at the top of his lungs, for the death of Millard Fillmore, over the '88' on the Bicycle Card deck. Little does he suspect, Fillmore is Jesus, and is a history teacher, impossible to defeat.
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“…she does this to me EVERY time I suggest we put out Minecraft beds next to each other…”
#shut up alex#personal#dc#dc comics#dc universe#detective comics#batman#catwoman#bruce wayne#selina kyle#batcat#bruce wayne x selina kyle#selina kyle x bruce wayne#selina x bruce#bruce x selina#batman x catwoman#catwoman x batman
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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (10) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n the calm before the storm?
masterlist | last part | part 10 | next part
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michelle.ar manifesting double podiums again
jimpxcs Let's go boys 🔥
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from the phone of selina bui
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🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 45m stfu i'd know that silhouette anywhere. lily muni he at shenzhen n3??? ↳ abby <3 @devilvows · 39m not just lily! alex, logan and oscar were also spotted in the venue!!
piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 21m omg oscalina crumbs 🥹 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 21m this is so sad, they've already hard launched, why do i still feel like i'm in a drought
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lilymhe Been hanging out with some rockstars lately 🤟 tagged: alex_albon, cameliazzz, selinabui and oscarpiastri
oscarpiastri Today I learnt: I still suck at golf ↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri dw babe, at least we suck together ❤️🩹 ↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui 🥹
selinabui gonna stick to singing my silly songs that was such a humbling experience ↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui You did better than Alex
pastry81 the mother convention ft some kens
alex_albon I personally don't recommend karaoke with a musician
linasgirl4 THANK U LILY MUNI HE FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE OSCALINA PHOTOS WE APPRECIATE U GREATLY liked by creator
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oscarpiastri Some moments off-track
dan_pjd puppy !!!🥺 so we have roscoe hamilton, leo leclerc and this is...? ↳ marie_h.sb @dan_pjd apollo! lina adopted him a year ago
landonorris I thought that was lily but no, she's really serious about that golfing thing, ain't she?
celia.sucxr why does he keep posting her ↳ pastry81 @ celia.sucxr because that's his girlfriend???
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oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 4h too many people bitching and moaning about oscar posting about lina but u don't understand, if u were dating selina bui, u would also never stfu about her ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 4h she's still mid lmao ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 3h until u have acclaimed music critics blaming ur success on pretty privilege, shut up :) ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 3h oomfie you ATE that and also unlocked a core memory
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emptybottles_official A beautiful Shenzhen homecoming for Lina and Jonny 💖 Thank you guys so much for three amazing nights of fun (and screaming with us) 🔜 Bangkok
lilymhe had an absolute blast! ↳ emptybottles_official @ lilymhe join us again soon?
zhouguanyu24 Did she sing THE song? ↳ selinabui @ zhouguanyu24 keeping dreaming man
piastri_lina shenzhen, how does it feel to WIN 😭
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emme @flowersforcami · 1h and what do melb n1, tokyo n2 (replacement) and shenzhen n3 have in common? ↳ oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 49m oscar piastri shows you will always be famous ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 28m no bc someone needs to get the stats on her energy when oscar is in the crowd like girlie is BEAMING
✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:
taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha
#f1#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x oc#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri smau#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 smau#f1 fic#f1 smau#f1 imagine#f1 social media au
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I am the night pt 2.
Batman: I am vengeance. I am justice. I am the night!
Catwoman: Hello handsome 😉
Batman making grabby hands: The night is lonely please hold me
#alex henk#batman#catwoman#dc#DC comics#like father like daughter#batcat#comics#romance#bruce x selina#bruce wayne#Selina Kyle#funny#qoute
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Finally Batman/Catwoman will be released on December 1 2020!
#batman#bruce wayne#catwoman#selina kyle#kevin conroy#adrienne barbeau#batman/catwoman#tom king#clay mann#tomeu morey#jim lee#scott williams#alex sinclair#travis charest#dc comics#dc black label#bruce wayne x selina kyle
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chuck s5 thread pt 3
#lawd....#jan 24 2021#chuck vs the frosted tips....#alex 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭#but also yeah i🙄#regression yasss#someone pants him please#drop his ass#that eye roll so true gertrude#brooo casey x gertrude im head in hands#HSHSJAKSJDHD WHAT IS THIS#WHY IS THIS SO .. H*T#they're like selina and tom#they wanna kiss so bad#dots absolute dots#morgan bruh what happened to his hero worship of chuck#also i LAUGHED#i'm going to start loathing morgan fr#ugh sarah i love you#the glue she truly is the glue#oh PLEASE remove it#i am lazy but if i weren't i would make a ladies of chuck fc#OMG ITS DECKER??? HOLY CRAP#BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#BROOOOOOOOOOOOO#how did it change his personality tho#sarah and gertrude fighting yup#GOD I REALLY CANT STABD MORGAN RIGHT NOW OK#holy CRAP THE FIRE#oh no oh sarah baby
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