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‘Imagine Your S/I Was Canon…’ Self-Ship Asks
✍️: Overall, how does the fandom trait you? Are you a beloved character, or hated? Are you popular, or a minor side character? Anything in between?
📝: How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?
🤪: What is your trait that fanon would exaggerate?
🥰: How would someone who loved you portray you?
😡: How would someone who hated you portray you?
👯: What canon character are you most similar to?
🌦️: Would you be accompanied by mostly fluff or angst fanfics? Both? Explain why.
🏷️: What is you and your f/o’s ship name?
❤️: How popular is you x your f/o? Are you a rarepair?
💞: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?
☕️: What are the most common plots of shipping fics between you and your f/o?
🛌: What tropes show up in fics involving your ship?
🪐: What would be your most popular AU and why?
💘: Why would people love your ship? Why would people dislike your ship? How might it start debates?
🙈: Why would your ship be thought of as cute/fluffy? Why would your ship be considered problematic?
🎞️: What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?
💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?
👀: How does your ship with your f/o influence both of your characterisations and the world? Would there be any interesting metas written about your dynamic?
#self ship ask meme#selfship ask game#self ship asks#self ship ask game#self shipping#self ship#self shipping community#self ship community#self insert#self insert asks#self insert ask game
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5 and 12 for your Austin Powers S/I!
- @reeselovesfoblog
Thanks for the ask!
5. does your self insert have any special powers or abilities?
Charms and persuasion are her strong suits! She can negotiate with even the most stubborn of femme fatales or enemy spies!
12. how would the fandom view your character?
I'd like to believe she'd be one of the most highly favored Powers Girls! 😉
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thinking of a skater! yandere with a beginner skater darling.
you’ve been learning for a while yet you still can’t get the gist.
the sun’s setting and the skatepark is empty, save for you and him. you haven’t noticed him yet, with headphones around your ears and your phone shoved inside your back pocket. you look so easy, so like the good man he thinks himself to be, he lingers by a bench to watch and make sure you don’t get too hurt.
you don’t have the waddles of a beginner and yet you don’t glide as easily as someone with experience should. each time you fall it takes you a few moments more than necessary to get up, and rather than falling backwards be watched you take a nasty fall that consisted of awkward scrabbling around to save yourself.
he appreciates the thought behind it though. you’re probably here at such a late time to avoid yourself from being seen. it’d be embarrassing if you were spotted so uneasy on your feet, he muses.
but it’s okay! he’ll watch you fall for a while longer before he offers you help, placing a palm against your back with an assuring smile that you’re doing well. (you’re not.)
#yan blog#yanblr#answered asks#yandere#reader insert#yandere oc#yandere x you#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#unhealthy relationships#skater yandere#yes i made this because i can’t fucking skate what about it#self indulgence at its finest#@cloudedcreams#stalker yandere
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Sebek Zigvolt: Cold-Blooded
Peeled Cucumbek... ... Why does the groovy look like Trey's... They're not beating that crack theory about them being cousins anytime soon.
afihlaeoyvfafaefi ALSO I THOUGHT I WAS BUGGIN' OUT WHEN I SAW WHAT HIS HEADBAND SAID 😭 LIKE WDYM IT SAYS GoooИ... (I assume as in, "underling" but... ugggggh OTL)
Rise and Shine!
“Erm… Is that you, Sebek?”
You almost couldn’t recognize him when you walked into his room. Tall, imposing, strong—these were all far from the words that came to mind at the blanket burrito before you.
Sebek was curled into himself and cocooned in his comforter. Without the copious amounts of hair gel to tame his unruly hair, it stuck up as if he had been fried by his lord's lightning. He was not a fearsome warrior, but a shivering mass in the brisk morning, some poor creature rudely awoken from its hibernation.
"D-Do not cast your eyes upon me, HUMAN!" Sebek gritted out, pulling his blanket over himself. "I have not yet made myself presentable!!"
Your eyebrows jutted up.
He's acting like a shy school girl...
You tutted as you approached, gingerly taking a corner of the blanket. The mound moved away, as if embarrassed. "It's okay. Whether it's hair up or hair down, full uniform or pajamas, you look good either way."
"WH-WHAT!!?!" Sebek's booming voice cut through the cloth that hid him. He emerged from behind it like a crocodile's head poking out from the waters. His complexion had been left terribly pink with embarrassment. "You do not know what you speak of! T-To utter such intimate words with such ease... HOW BRAZEN CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE?!"
"I just call it like I see it. It's not so difficult." You shrugged. "By the way, are you cold? You haven't taken off that blanket since I came in to check on you."
"Absolutely not!! Something as insignificant as the temperature could never affect my... m-m-my... m- AH-CHOO!!"
A sneeze punctuated the end of his sentence. An awkward silence descended.
"... What was that you were saying?"
Sebek sniffed. He quickly glanced away, attempting to salvage his tattered pride. "... Perhaps I am. What of it? I am descended from a cold-blooded species of nocturnal fae, so this is a trait that naturally comes to us!"
"It's nothing to be ashamed, of, Sebek." You stifled an amused laugh. "But as it so happens, I know the perfect way to pass on body heat and to help you properly wake up."
"You know of such a useful technique?" He straightened, suddenly alert--like a guard dog that sensed a trespassing squirrel. "Well, what is it? OUT WITH IT, HUMAN!"
"It's... this!"
Sneak attack...!
You lunged at Sebek from behind, wrapping your arms around him. An embrace, ensnaring. Your torso and face pressed into his back--the warmth radiating off of him mixing with yours. You could practically hear his heart pounding in his chest, picking up the pace like a war drum signaling a charge.
Sebek immediately launched out of bed, shedding his blanket like a second skin. He gaped at you, back hugging the far wall, eyes wide with alarm. Heat flooded his cheeks and ears, turning them as red as the painted roses in Heartslabyul.
"I-I-AM-SUFFICIENTLY-WARM-NOW!!" Sebek stiffly thundered. "I-IF YOU WILL E-EXCUSE ME, I MUST MAKE HASTE TO THE WASHROOM TO PREPARE FOR CLASS!!"
"Alright," you replied nonchalantly. "I'll wait here for you to get ready. No rush."
Oh, he rushed.
Sebek barged right past you and into the hallway. Stomp, stomp, stomp. He stormed into the Diasomnia washroom and immediately found an avaliable sink.
Twisting a knob (and nearly snapping it off in the process), he summoned running water. Cupping his hands under the faucet, he thoroughly splashed himself. Once, twice, thrice.
As icy as the water was, he still he burned, skin itching, as though there was a flame dancing in his veins. His blood, no longer cold.
#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#Sebek Zigvolt#Sebek Zigvolt x Reader#Reader#self insert#Sebek birthday takeover#jp spoilers#something no one asked for#twst imagines#twisted wonderland imagines#twst scenarios#twisted wonderland scenarios
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Shoutout to the selfshippers who don't feel seen by the community.
Maybe your f/o is from a series with a fandom that's gone dormant. Maybe you don't feel "heard" by the greater community no matter how you reach out. Perhaps you struggle to interact and connect with others. Or you don't create things of your ship like art or writing. Or maybe you have difficulty opening up. You may not even have f/o's in the romantic or queerplatonic sense, or prefer to focus on writing lore for your self insert.
Regardless of the reason, I see you. And your f/o(s) do too. ♥
#;;Got an ask like this. Figured a post like this is better~#silly selfshippy.#mine: imagines.#self ship#self shipping#f/o community#selfship#selfship community#yumeship#yume ship#yume shipping#yume community#yumeshipping#yumejoshi#yumedanshi#self insert x canon#self shipper#selfshipper#f/o prompts#imagine your f/o#f/o imagines#f/os#romantic f/o#f/o x s/i#f/o
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could you maybe do like a one shot of Spencer x Supermodel!fem reader? Like she does runways for super popular brands like Versace and Victoria’s Secret?
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Spencer reid x fem supermodel!reader
content: established relationship, no use of y/n, spencer being down bad tbh, fluff
cw: Victoria's Secret show, so underwear yk (but no sexualising or anything)
wc: 2.3k
an: This is so exciting, hi first anon req!! I love you so much! Anyways this idea is amazing and I hope this is what you envisioned <3 This isn't my best work, but I tried 😭 Also I based the outfit off Karolina Kurkova's in a 2003 show, but its set in early season 7 soo forget that!
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“Is that her?” Penelope whispers for the hundredth time.
“No.” He huffs, tired of answering the same question for the past ten minutes.
“Patience, babygirl.” Derek chuckles from Spencer's other side. “He'll tell us when she's here. Maybe not with his words, but definitely with his eyes.” Derek flutters his lashes in Spencer's direction, clearly making fun of him.
“Both of you leave me alone, please?” He pleads, sick of their antics. They haven't stopped talking, and it's putting him on edge. He wants to appreciate today. Appreciate you.
You had been desperately hoping to get this job with Victoria's Secret for months, and you were ecstatic when news of your hire reached you through your manager. You'd been raving excitedly about it ever since, and had begged him to finally come to a show.
He obliged, of course. Partly, because he can't say no to you, and mostly because he has been eager to see you in your element ever since you two had started dating.
Now, he is buzzing in anticipation, which is definitely not helped by Morgan and Garcia's constant remarks.
It wouldn't have been his personal preference to invite them, but you'd insisted, saying it was about time you met Spencer's friends, anyways.
The show continues, scantily clad girls strutting down the catwalk, angel wings attached to their backs and sequins blinding, but still, you were nowhere to be seen. Spencer fidgets, waiting with baited breath.
A figure emerges from the side of the stage, turning to strut down the walkway. He freezes, shooting up in his chair from where he was previously slumped. It was you. Undeniably. He could pick you in a sea of people from a mile off, if it came to it.
His breath hitches. He takes you in.
There you stand, in all of your glory. He can't quite believe what he’s seeing. Sure, you're self-assured in your everyday life, but this is on a whole new level.
You radiate confidence, striding down the catwalk like you own it. Spencer is utterly captivated by this different side of you that he has never seen in person before.
Sure, he's seen endless pictures—and even some videos—of your modelling, as well as the shows that take place in the comfort of your home; when you put on outfits and strut down the long hallway of your apartment, to loud enthusiasm from Spencer.
These particular one-on-one shows usually end in you dressing in progressively more atrocious outfits, until you’re both prone from uncontrollable laughter.
But this. This was real. It all hits him then—that you are a supermodel, that you do this for a living. That this is your life.
His chest swells with immense pride at all you have accomplished. You've worked so hard, built your career from the ground up, and it has paid off. Your dreams have finally come true, and now, you're modelling in a Victoria's Secret show, which he is told (by you, of course) is world-renowned.
“That's her.” Derek concludes smugly, no uncertainty in his tone. Spencer shushes him loudly, eyes fixed solely on you.
You don't falter for a single step as you glide down the stage. You're clad in a sparkly silver bra that glints off the bright lights, sequined mesh sitting below the bra's edge.
A small pair of matching silver underwear sit below your hips, a glittering garter to match. And, of course, the wings. They protrude from your back, spanning above your head, magnificent and ethereal. Spencer thinks you ought to have a halo to match.
The feathered angel wings trail down your back, sweeping across the floor behind you as you make your way to the end of the catwalk.
Garcia and Morgan are saying something across him—most likely about you—but he pays them no mind, not caring for anything else but you, in front of him.
As you near the end of the perilously long stage, Spencer's smile only grows, until he is beaming uncontrollably when you slow to strike your pose.
Spencer and his company have VIP tickets, courtesy of you, so he has an unobstructed view of you, directly in front of where he is sitting.
Your hands rest on your hips as you lock eyes with the sea of cameras frantically snapping pictures.
You look fierce, fiery, and Spencer somehow grins harder.
As your eyes scan the room, they easily lock on Spencer's, not even ten feet away. His eyes are wide, smile larger than life.
His lips move, mouthing words to you that you instantly understand, and you light up, a warm glow from within.
‘I love you’
The luminous smile remains, even when you remember your surroundings. You pose again, grinning all the while and the crowd claps while shutters click incessantly. You pivot, sashaying off, but not before looking back over your shoulder to blow a cheeky kiss in Spencer's direction, winking.
It might just be Spencer's perception, but you seem to shimmer with incandescent light, like your very soul was set aflame with a soft fire. You are radiantly gorgeous—utterly perfect in the eyes of Spencer Reid.
The wink you sent over your shoulder makes him duck his head, face and ears bright red. He is the luckiest man in the world. To have you, all to himself.
He is still grinning, even as you disappear around the corner. Maybe he is biassed (most certainly), but you were by far the most captivating model up there. Your every move seemed effortless—practised and perfected.
You drew the attention of everyone, and you kept it. It felt as if the whole room had held its breath as you passed, too busy watching to remember how to breathe.
Maybe that was just his singular experience. He wouldn't know, and he doesn't particularly care.
As the show wraps up, Garcia and Morgan are raving—about you.
“Spencer, I can't believe she is your girlfriend! She is absolutely stunning!” Penny gushes.
The first statement hurts him a little, like everyone thinks he can't possibly be dating a pretty model—but it's definitely true. The second statement, however, is the truest thing he's ever heard in his 29 years of life.
Spencer chooses not to respond to Penelope, instead heading for the exit. They follow, and Morgan claps him on the back. “You're one lucky man, pretty boy.” He whistles suggestively, and Spencer brushes off his hand, mumbling something under his breath as he is suddenly interested in the craftsmanship of the venue floor.
He found this hard. Blending his work and home life, introducing you to his family. It's not that he's worried they won't like you—that’s impossible, when it comes to you—it's more that he has trouble combining the two sides of his life in his head, given the fact that he is almost two different people in each.
He doesn't bring his work home, and he doesn't bring his home to work—mostly. He does, sometimes (too often), ramble on about you and how downright amazing you are. He's only human, after all.
Mostly, he's scared that it will be a mistake, that the two sides will end up being better off separate, that mixing the two now will have irreparable consequences.
But, you wanted to, so he’s taking the plunge. For you. Always for you.
~☆~
Spencer feels like he shouldn't be here. They're in the very depths of the building; models, designers and beauticians alike flit past them, paying them no mind as they go about their business.
He glances over his shoulder at the ajar door that leads to the dressing rooms every couple of seconds, in case you come through and save him from this place—which is the polar opposite to everything that makes him comfortable.
He's here for you, though, and he would endure this for you. Only for you.
Morgan and Penelope stand a few feet away, at ease and chatting like this is the most normal situation in the world, like they've been backstage at thousands of Victoria's Secret shows.
Just as he's about to go into a nervous breakdown, he sees a flash of movement appear from behind the door.
“Spence!” A shriek sounds as he turns to see you, bounding towards him. You throw your arms around his neck, nuzzling his cheek.
His hands come up to steady you, curling under the hem of your sweater. He feels instantly less overwhelmed, breathing you in like you're the oxygen he needs to live—like he can’t breathe properly when you’re not near.
You're draped in an oversized knit and comfortable track pants that engulf your frame. The irony wasn't lost on him—you were wearing nothing but showy undergarments not even half an hour ago.
He loves that about you. That you aren't entirely defined by your job, that you have a part of your life and sense of self cordoned off; a part that isn't affected by the insane world of modelling. He loves that you can be yourself in so many different ways, that you have all these different facets. Just like a diamond, whose sides are all different, but every single one shines just as brightly all the same.
It inspires him to do the same for himself, to have a true self outside of his chaotic job that takes over most of his life. You’ve helped him see that life can be varied, diverse; that there are so many different things—other than one's job—that can make you feel fulfilled. Content. Happy.
He's happy; truely and vibrantly happy with you. And that is the way he wishes it to stay.
He chuckles amusedly at your strong display of affection. “Hello to you too, lovely.”
You pull back to grin at him, albeit a little sheepishly. “Sorry. I'm just so happy you're actually here.”
His gaze softens impossibly more. “It was long overdue.” He cups your cheeks and leans down to press a lingering kiss to the top of your head. “You were phenomenal.”
You beam, and draw him closer.
The clearing of a throat brings you out of your reverie, out of the world where there is only the two of you.
You pull away, detaching yourself from Spencer, eyes flashing with delight. “Hi!” You wave at a shocked-yet-amused Derek Morgan, and an exuberant Penelope Garcia.
Derek raises his eyebrow at Spencer, probably surprised by how little he cared about your public display of affection. He usually doesn’t even let Garcia hug him unless it’s important. But, like with everything else, you’re different—special. He simply shrugs back.
“You must be the friends Spence has told me so much about.” She reaches out a hand to shake Morgan's hand. “Derek, right?”
Derek smirks, “In the flesh.” He grasps your hand, grip firm. “The show was amazing, by the way.”
“Thank you!” You chirp, brightening further, and Morgan huffs out a laugh.
You pull away, turning to the eclectic women next to him. “And you, must be the famous Penelope.”
You reach out your hand once more, but Garcia has other ideas. She dives in for a hug, bypassing the formalities immediately.
She pulls away abruptly as you squeak in surprise. “Oh- sorry! I'm sorry.” She blurts out. “I'm just so happy to meet you, finally! Reid has told us so much about you, I just couldn't wait any longer!” She grins broadly. “And you're even prettier than he described, which I don't understand how that's humanly possible, because boy genius over there won't stop talking about how gorgeous you-”
“Woah there, baby girl, slow your roll.” Derek interrupts, patting Garcia gently on the shoulder. You stifle a laugh, glancing at Spencer. He ducks his head, avoiding your eye and shuffling from one foot to another as his face turns pink.
“Sorry!” Penelope flushes scarlet red. “Uhm… what I meant was ‘nice to meet you’.” She cringes at her outburst.
“No need to say sorry. It's an absolute pleasure to meet the both of you, Spence speaks so highly of you two.” You beam, and Garcia deflates in relief. Spencer’s arm snakes around your waist and under the hem of your sweater once again, smoothing patterns on your bare skin. You lean into his side, a contented sigh escaping your lips.
“You know, when boy genius here told me he was dating a supermodel, I didn't believe him.” He raises eyebrows, smirking. “But, here you are.”
“In the flesh.” You flash him a grin, parroting back his own words. He lets out a chuckle.
“Why is it so unbelievable?” Spencer complains incredulously.
They all laugh at his words, and he hangs his head, sighing dejectedly. You pat him on the chest in consolation.
All of Spencer’s fears are quickly doused as a lively conversation starts up between you and his friends. He doesn’t know why he worried, like if they met everyone would self-combust. No, this was going fine. More than fine, even.
His breathing slows, sure and steady, and he just watches. Watches you speak animatedly, with a delighted glint in your eye, clearly enjoying Penelope and Derek’s presence. And his friends, his family, seemed to be enjoying you just as much, which he obviously isn’t surprised about, but still fills him with relief. It was okay. It was all going to be perfectly okay.
“How does some dinner sound?” You ask the group, just as Spencer tunes back in.
Penelope claps her hands together, “Yes! I have the perfect place.”
“Sounds good to me.” Derek replies. “If lover boy is coming, of course. I can't wait to tell lover girl, here, all the embarrassing stories at his expense.”
Spencer groans, but follows Garcia as she heads towards the door. You just laugh.
Spencer pinches your side from where you're still tucked under his arm and you yelp. This time, he's the one letting out a quiet chuckle, and you roll your eyes.
“Come on genius, lead the way.” You look up expectedly from under his arm.
“Anything for you.” He simply replies, wrapping himself around you tighter, before guiding the both of you towards the door.
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👀 do you have any relationship hcs for Killer? Since he's been on your mind lately? :o


Gets you matching pajamies of a character or whatever you like (in my case, it’s chiikawa anshfhg)
Likes to stick close to you, almost never more than a foot away when you’re around- if he can help it
Touchiest out of all of them, always draping himself over you and wrapping his arms around your waist
Likes to kiss the back of your shoulder and the side of your head
Very stubborn, won’t let you go to bed upset and reluctant to give you space when you ask for it
Calls you pookie… bc he thinks it’s cute ..mostly funny
Never will you feel unloved!! You’re always on his mind and he’s always showing it somehow; sending you videos he comes across that reminds him of you, shooting heart hands at you whenever you spare him a glance, etc ♡
Tries to keep you a secret from Nightmare and Nightmare a secret from you, there’s a lot of things that he won’t share with you and sometimes you get the feeling that he’s lying to you about things- like where he’s been and what he’s been up to. Trying to pry it out of him will cause him to shut down, not wanting to say something he’ll regret- leaving you by yourself. When he appears before you again, he’ll try and act like it never happened, pulling you into his arms.
#killer!sans#sans x reader#sans x self insert#myart#headcanon#ask#rainbowut#killer sans x reader#sans x y/n#killer sans x y/n#killer sans
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hi hi
reader gets period during sex (yes i know im a freak 🥲) and is very embarrassed but spencer is super sweet and cute… 😔
𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒖 (𝑺.𝑹)
wc: 1.2k | F!Reader (Established Relationship) | cw: Period Sex, Blood Mentions, Bodily Fluids, Explicit Sexual Content, Embarrassment/Shame (Resolved), Tender Aftercare, Bath Scene, Late-Season Spencer Reid Softness.
Spencer had been giving you exactly what you needed—those sharp, deep thrusts laced with the confidence and precision that only experience could bring. He moaned low in his throat, the sound rumbling against your skin as he leaned over you, holding one of your legs high against his chest to open you up just right. That angle. God, that angle. Your vision blurred at the edges, your thoughts flickering into static, your skull knocking lightly against the headboard with each powerful stroke.
"Spence," you whimpered, voice cracking with need. He was so deep you could barely think. So deep it felt like your bones had liquefied. You clenched around him involuntarily, and he gasped against your throat.
"You're so fucking tight," he groaned, lips dragging along your jaw. "Feels like you’re made for me."
You could only nod, trembling, nails digging into his back. Your body burned, a slow spiral of heat in your belly. His hips snapped forward again, and the pressure inside you swelled—
—and then he froze.
His brow furrowed. Not in discomfort. In concern.
"Wait—hold on," he whispered, voice tender now. He slowed his thrusts and eased back slightly, and your stomach plummeted at the change in his expression.
"What?" you asked, breathless. You tried to hide the panic in your voice, but your gut already twisted with embarrassment.
Spencer sat back on his heels, still inside you but gentle now. He looked down—
—and you saw it too. Red. A smear of it across your thighs. On him. On the sheets beneath you.
Your heart seized. You bolted upright with a strangled gasp, pulling the sheet around yourself like it could rewind the moment.
"Oh my God," you choked, horror flooding your system. "Oh my God, Spencer, I—I didn’t know, I didn’t feel—"
"Hey. Hey," he interrupted quickly, reaching for you with those steady hands, the same ones that had just been gripping you like lifelines. "Look at me."
You didn’t want to. You kept your face buried in your hands, burning with shame, but he wouldn’t let you disapp, notNot like this.
"Look at me, sweetheart. Please."
You finally glanced up through your fingers, and what you found in his eyes wasn’t disgust. It wasn’t revulsion. It was softness. Concern. Love.
"It’s okay," he said quietly, brushing your hair from your face. "You didn’t do anything wrong."
You tried to speak, but your throat locked. All you could do was shake your head, whispering, "I’m so sorry. That’s so gross—"
"Stop," he said, gently but firmly. "Don’t say that. It’s not gross. It’s just... your body. It’s natural. It happens. Actually—statistically—about 30% of people with periods have reported unexpected onset during intercourse due to a variety of physiological triggers."
You blinked, stunned into silence as he adjusted the sheet around your waist with the same care he used handling case files and fragile crime scene evidence. "Also, menstrual blood isn't harmful in any way. It’s composed of roughly 50% blood and 50% other natural bodily components, like cervical mucus and uterine tissue."
"Spencer," you said weakly, but there was a smile threatening the corners of your mouth now. "Are you... giving me a period TED Talk right now?"
He shrugged, a bashful grin touching his lips. "I have three PhDs. One of them includes human physiology. It's hard to turn it off."
You snorted, the embarrassment slowly starting to burn off into something else. Relief. Affection. Love.
And he leaned in, pressing a kiss to your forehead, then your shoulder, and whispered, "But we can stop if you're uncomfortable. Or..."
You looked at him, your heartbeat steadying. His eyes were still so full of want—tempered now with care.
"I want you to keep going," you whispered. "If you're okay with it."
He kissed your shoulder again, lower this time. Slower. More reverent.
"I'm more than okay with it," he murmured against your skin. "Let me make you feel good again."
And when he eased you back against the pillows and touched you like you were precious—still precious—every ounce of self-consciousness bled away.
He moved with care now, slow and deep, every thrust more of a caress than a claim. His hand held your cheek like he was grounding you, his mouth whispering soft nothings between kisses—your name, his name, stars, science, everything blurring together.
"You know, during arousal, the cervix actually elevates, which—" He groaned when you clenched around him, interrupting his own monologue with a breathless laugh. "Okay. Okay. No more stats right now. Just—God, you feel incredible."
You were trembling again, this time not from embarrassment but from how deeply he adored you. His lips found yours, and you melted into him, rocking together in that slow, aching rhythm that said this wasn't just about sex—it was about trust. About knowing you'd shown him a vulnerable part of you, and he had only drawn you closer.
You came with his name on your tongue, gasping into his shoulder, his arms wrapped around you like he wanted to shield you from the world. And he followed seconds later, groaning low, pressing deep before stilling, resting his forehead against yours.
Neither of you moved for a long moment. Just the soft sound of breathing, your heartbeat in your ears.
Eventually, he slipped out gently, kissed your knee, and murmured something soft against your skin. Then he was gone, padding quietly into the bathroom. You heard water running—first the faucet, then the tub.
A moment later, he returned with a warm, damp towel and knelt between your legs. His touch was gentle, reverent, as he cleaned you up, murmuring little apologies even though there was nothing to apologize for. You watched him, heart aching with something deep and fragile.
Then, with that same calm tenderness, he cleaned himself, tugged on a pair of boxers, and reached for your hand.
"Come on," he whispered. "I ran you a bath. Let’s get you comfortable."
The bathroom was filled with soft steam, the tub nearly full. He helped you in with both hands, steadying you like you were something sacred. The warm water enveloped you, and your muscles sighed with relief.
He brushed your hair back, tucked it behind your ears, and pressed a kiss to your forehead. "I’ll be right back," he said gently. "I’m just going to strip the bed, rinse the sheets, see if the stain will come out. Shouldn’t be too bad if I get to it quickly—oxidization is the real enemy with blood, you know."
You gave a small laugh through your exhaustion. Of course, Spencer Reid would think of everything.
But as he turned to go, you reached for his wrist with water-slick fingers.
"Spence," you mumbled, head tilted back against the porcelain. "Fuck the damn sheets. We can buy new ones. Just... get in with me. Please."
He blinked, halfway to the door, caught off guard by your voice—so soft and tired and raw. His shoulders relaxed, and a crooked smile tugged at his lips.
"Yeah?" he asked, toeing off his boxers again.
"Yeah," you breathed, watching the steam curl around his silhouette.
Spencer stepped into the tub behind you, easing down with a quiet groan of comfort. The water shifted, rising around your bodies, and then his arms were around you, tugging you back against his chest.
You exhaled, sinking into him completely.
"This okay?" he asked, lips brushing your temple.
"Perfect," you whispered.
He kissed your damp shoulder, then rested his chin in the crook of your neck. "Sheets can wait. Holding you can’t."
#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid x fem!reader#criminal minds fanfiction#spencer reid one shot#spencer reid x y/n#spencer reid x self insert#spencer reid x oc#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid imagine#criminal minds x reader#dr spencer reid#criminal minds fic#spencer reid fic#spencer reid blurb#spencer reid fluff#mgg#criminal minds#matthew gray gubler#criminalminds#spencer reid smut#spencer reid self insert#spencer reid x reader smut#criminals minds x reader#criminal minds smut#goofygubey writes for spence#goofygubey blurbs#goofygubey asks
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That one pyjamas meme but with me and Tenna 📺 ✍️🤭
#he likes to feel pretty :]#This came to me in a... well not a dream#But I woke up and wanted to do this soo#yk#self insert#tenna#tenna deltarune#tenna fanart#tenna x reader#tenna x ME#Cannot believe I fell for the bait#I started out not caring too much abt him and then I got that ask to draw him#and he started growin on me.....#fursona#sona#deltarune#deltarune chapter 3#mr ant tenna#ant tenna#mr tenna#deltarune tenna#my art
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Hii, I really loved your Papyrus (and his fingers) art. May I request something similar with yn and fell sans?
Your artstyle is awesomee!
How is your day going? :)
I hope this is ok. I think he likes to be the one biting than being bite so y/n get to lick him instead (?)
((ผมแซงคิวอิพี่มันนี่ น้องรัสส์ และน้องคอฟฟี่ให้คุณเลยนะ เพราะพี่เรดมันอร่อย🔥))
The previous one. Hope im correct
#suggestive#underfell sans#underfell sans x reader#x reader#x y/n#y/n#sans x self insert#self insert x canon#ask 🔶#my art 🔶
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Hii! I hope you are well!!! Please remember to rest and drink water! Oky? 😊💗🫂💗
Your art style is beautiful and wonderful, I love your sketches too! Can i ask one thing? You don't have to do it if you don't want to, but can you sketch Ruggie again? Pls pls 🥺
My baby boy Ruggie. I love him so much I actually tend to hate him (affectionately)
Played self-insert with him because he is my mean bestie and he reminds me of my cousin. Yes, I am delusional enough to believe we'd get along.
And thank you very much for your wishes! <3333333
Drinking water is the only option because its 38°C with no AC at my place due to blackouts (thabks to russian missile shellings for destroying our electrical infrastructure.)
#digital art#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland ruggie#twst ruggie#ruggie bucchi#twst sona#self insert#sketch#his cai chat is actually super fun#ask
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Hey for your Big Bro & Kids Shenanigans AU, can your Doey split into the three kids? And if so what was Gab’s reaction?
To be completely honest, I never really thought about it :')) But I don't think that's a thing they do often. Or atleast they don't do it in my AU.
HOWEVER.
Raph is definitely aware of the "three kids in one body" situation going on with Doey. He's "prepared". Sort of. And overtime, he does develop a skill at recognizing who's in control in the moment.
#ask#my art#doodle#poppy playtime#big bro & kids shenanigans au#doey the doughman#kevin barnes#jack ayers#ppt self insert#ppt oc#raphael moreno#raph#okay I just wanted to answer this one ask before going to bed shhhhh night night#I'll answer the others I got as soon as possible for sure!
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Malleus Draconia: Made Up
… Why does Malleus continue to have some of the most “hey are u lost bbg” facial expressions + poses ever on his initial birthday card artworks… 💀
He really looks like his mom when his hair is all pinned back like in his alt and Groovy look. xbjsbsjww The makeup products he’s using… They look like Giorgio Armani 💰
Rise and Shine!
Humans were blessed with two hands with which to do all of their work. Malleus Draconia had no need for either of his.
Lipstick, liquid eyeshadow, and finishing powder lifted into the air, glowing an eerie green. They uncapped and began applying themselves, gliding easily across his lips, painting his lids, and patting down his pale skin. Already, a cloth was busy polishing his horns, and a brush ran through his hair. A mirror, magically suspended before him, displayed his regal visage--a work of art slowly coming into its peak form.
You had heard Scarabia's vice dorm leader mention that he used magic to do his hair--a complex, precise process--but had never in your life witnessed a show like this. You clapped for Malleus, as if a spectator that had just seen a most wonderous trick.
He cut you a curious look. "May I ask why the applause, child of man?"
"It's just so cool seeing you use your magic," you replied truthfully. "There's so many things happening at once, it's hard to know where to keep my eyes. You're really amazing!"
There was a sound akin to a stifled chortle. These, you had grown accustomed to.
"You never cease to surprise. This is but a modicum of what I am capable of." He almost seemed to pout as he said it, as if itching to demonstrate the full extent of his powers. Wanting praise for something more.
"Oh, trust me. I know you are--but it's nice to see the Malleus Draconia using his magic to do normal, everyday stuff too." You grinned, ducking behind him to peek into his mirror. Your gazes met in the sparkling glass. "I wish everyone could see this."
"It is hardly a matter of importance to share the details of my morning routine with the masses. Besides, Grandmother would no doubt grant me a thorough scolding for allowing myself to be seen in such an improper state.”
He yawned, and a hand moved to cover his mouth, where you caught a glimpse of pointed canines. A rare moment of cuteness, of vulnerability. A side of himself kept private. Such a mundane thing--it reminded you that he, too, was but a student, preparing to tackle another day.
"Maybe not, but then again… maybe they'd see what I see too."
You quirked a brow. "And what is it that you see?"
"That you're not as scary as whatever scary made-up version of yourself they have in their heads. It's not all doom and gloom, wrath and lightning. You're someone that laughs and cries too."
"... Do they have that impression of me?" Malleus brought a hand to his chin. "Odd. When I last conversed with a peer of mine, they were so elated to be in my presence that they fainted on the spot. Lilia commended me for making such a strong impression on them."
"Erm... Lilia might not be the best judge for that." You poked at the corners of your mouth. "You have a nice smile, so how about showing it more? That might draw people to you."
"Hmmm. Like this, perhaps?"
He attempted to imitate you. The result was an awkward facsimile of your smile. Not quite the same curve, and with the tips of his fangs poking out. His eyes, still ominous.
Clumsy, but a little dangerous.
Your heart sprouted wings and fluttered. “It’s a good start! You’ll get the hang of it with more practice.”
Malleus sighed, and at once, the items that had been hovering around him collapsed along with his breath. “This is a conundrum. As a public figure and representative of my country, it’s imperative that I maintain my reputation.”
The fluttering in your chest settled like a stone sinking into the bottom of a lake. A sudden weight, a sadness, sitting in your stomach. He cut a gallant figure--but without the fairy lights and fire, he was but a pitiful creature trapped within stone walls.
Lonely and misunderstood.
Without a word, you slipped a hand into his. Malleus felt cold to the touch, like some long-forgotten relic dug up from some ruins.
His eyes shot wide open with alarm. "What are you..."
"Let's walk to class like this," you suggested softly. "I know you wouldn't harm me. If everyone else can see that... they'd understand, right?"
Shock flooded Malleus's face. Then, like a flash of lightning and a fleeting bellow of thunder, it was over, replaced by the faintest chuckle.
"... Very well." He squeezed your hand, the motion sending sparks of electricity through you. "I would not be opposed to this. If they are to weave tall tales, then all we must do is flip the script and write a story of our own to combat theirs."

#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#Malleus Draconia#Malleus Draconia x Reader#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#Reader#self insert#Malleus birthday takeover#jp spoilers#something no one asked for#twst imagines#twisted wonderland imagines#twst scenarios#twisted wonderland scenarios
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Couldn’t stop thinking about Dust being able to pass as Classic. So I had an idea where Dust replaces Classic in a timeline and steals(?) his partner.
He gets conflicted when he starts actually caring about you… But denial is an easy road to take when there’s seemingly no consequences to your actions.

The reveal i guess. Most normal reaction to learning your partners been replaced for god knows how long and you have no clue where he is.

Now that I think about it I might’ve gotten some inspiration from that one chapter of IJAG by @htsan (iykyk) only a lil bit tho
(Full rambling of the idea + extra sketch cuz i liked the expression) ↓↓


I originally wanted y/n to notice the differences instantly but i think it would be angstier if they didn’t and only noticed like months later >:3
#hoodies are hard#i need to practice more#hrmmm#also i guess the new sona is staying#lol#theres much more to this but basically dust gets attached#he was not prepared to get attached (dumbass lmao)#you may ask ‘oh he can just kill them why does he look so scared?’#hes scared of losing them#hes selfish#theres so much angst potential here hehehoo#the idea of sans just being trapped in a basement unable to teleport out for whatever reason… help him…#dust trying to get information out of him about y/n while taunting him about how easy he is to replace#but theres also a funny side to it cuz like. ‘hey whats your favorite movie again?’ ‘Very funny sans#You know what my favorite movie is…’#Dust who has no fucking clue: ‘ehehe yeah i know im just joking’ *hes actually freaking out a bit on the inside*#sans#dust sans#my beloved#my beloathed#sans x self insert#sans x reader#sans x you#undertale au#fic idea#prolly a oneshot#leafs art#replaced au
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Love is in the air! 💘 (comms)
#i have shit ton of exams and just...stuff to do. and i am running out of ideas that i would really love drawing#or running out of desire to draw at all#i opened ask box but it doesn't mean i will necessarily do all the requests. sorry#i am a bit messy#tf2#team fortress 2#self insert#art commissions
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« But you are everything to me. »
I might turn this into a comic but I have to think about it. Anyways the sillies 🫶🏻
#is this the third drawing of them that I have drawn this week? yes.#do i ship them? don't ask.#edit: yes i do STYLE WORLD DOMINATION!!#this is supposed to happen in the last year of elementary school or something#i love them sm i'm shaking#i also have mixed feelings with this drawing 😔#THEY ARE ALWAYS THE “QUICK SKETCHES” THAT I END UP SPENDING 3 HOURS ON WHEN I HAVE TO STUDY I WANT TO KM-s#in the next therapy session I'll talk about them /hj#south park#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#artists on tumblr#sp stan#sp kyle#sp stan marsh#sp kyle broflovski#illustration#if the self insert has no fans#then i'm dead#south park fandom#pinkie's art tag 💜✦∘˙#south park style
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