And whats the deal about the omegaverse, huh??? My buddy George slipped into heat the other day, guys leakin’ slick like a water fountain!! Seriously, the guy could fill a bucket, to the top i tell ya. He’s turned our flat into a slip n’ slide with all the slick coating the floor, i gotta wear suction cups on my shoes to avoid fallin’ over! And Don’t even get me STARTED on the whole presenting business. We were eating dinner the other day, i looked up from my meatloaf and the guy was on all fours on the table top with his pants down to his bloody ancles, ass end in the air like he was trying to get it better reception!!! Im just tryin’ to eat my freakin’ dinner!!!! The only knot im givin’ ya is the one i tie around your neck on a rope attached to a pole i mean cooome ooooooon, am i right!?!?!?
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went to the lego store at the mall with my brother today and got so many compliments on my outfit (specifically my kermit shirt) from all the gay people working at the lego store. we leave and hes like what the fuck how did you get so many compliments from gay people just on your shirt its just a muppets shirt?!? babes and thats why youre straight. you wouldnt get the whimsy and cunt of the muppets…..
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Literally so funny how obsessed the little gay people on this website are with George Costanza
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