#seepeekay

[orangeocelotmartyn]

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Sausage: (giggling)

Martyn: watch this fellas! Hold on now, wait, let me do this chair—

Sausage: where’d you go?—

Martyn: —now watch this table—here we are!

Sausage: oh, you’re taking the whole table! 

Jimmy:he’s doing it!

Martyn: takin’ the whole table down! 

Jimmy: ohhh, Frank! 

Sausage: Wow! Where you putting all that material?

Martyn: In my ass.

Sausage: (immediately breaks into hysterical laughter) 

Seepeekay: (laughs)

Martyn: in my assistive pouch! That’s what I meant to say! My assistive pouch! 

Sausage: (through laughter) oh, oh, oh, I can’t—oh no! Oh no…

Seepeekay: Jim’s just gone, he’s given up. 

Sausage: oh, god…

Seepeekay: this door looks ominous as all hell.

Sausage: oh, Jesus Christ. (Hysterical laughter)

Seepeekay: it requires hacking—can anybody hack?

Sausage: (still laughing) I can’t breathe right now, first off. 

Seepeekay: Jim, it’s gonna be alright mate, c’mon. 

Sausage: (hysterical laughter)

Seepeekay: c’mon, Jim.

Jimmy: (yelling) PEEGEE!

Sausage: peegee!

Jimmy: Martyn! I want a formal apology right now—

Sausage: didn’t say that one! That wasn’t me, that wasn’t me this time, okay?

Jimmy: get here, right now Frank. Chat, I’m so sorry—

Martyn: huh? What’s happening? I’m bleeding, I ain’t got time to talk about—

Sausage: Frank is bleeding, Frank is bleeding, hold on, I gotcha—I got you, I got you

Jimmy: Frank—

Martyn: —Heal me up. There we are, that’s better—

Jimmy: formal apology, please. 

Martyn: I said, I put it in my assistive pouch. 

Jimmy: right. Chat, I’m sorry about that—

Martyn: it’s called a bum bag! 

Sausage: (laughing) a what bag? 

Jimmy: Right.

[painless-innit-colourful]

o7 dream smp you crazy, weird, unsatisfying, wonderful, random, ridiculous piece of media/server. have a lovely last day darling it hasn't been perfect but I'm so glad we met

[somehowmags]

been making my way through eret's pirates smp vods very slowly

[tiredfoxtf]

CPK just chilling in Life series.

What do you mean why. He has always been here.

[phatcatphergus]

CPK: all I’m good for is fishing and hoeing

CPK: I’m a 31 year old :(

[jodragen]

New Life SMP was just announced and starts next week. ooooo time for more pretty arts!!!!

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

HOLD THE FUCK UP. ARE THERE THREE PEOPLE WHO ROLLED HUMAN RIGHT AWAY ON NEW LIFE. WHAT ARE THE ODDS HELLO???

[probablyaseamonster]

So...

Seepeekay (pardon me, the Recruitment Officer) tried to tell everyone his tragic backstory, is apparently disappearing after the Factioning, "knows where the bell is rung", and was the one who GAVE them all the mission in which they got no loot and lost two maties?

Please. Please let CPK have a cool villain arc

[truffzetruffle]

Day 1: Factions

I thought the recruitment officer would be a good idea because he's the one who sorted them all on day one :D

Also i needed an excuse to draw him... :)

[blackdiamond1038]

welp

It was only a matter of time before Scott killed someone with his teleporting ability

[6flyingosprey6]

CPK IN PURGATORY!!

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Martyn: (laughing) You would've run back to your own TNT.

Seapeekay: I know, I was trapped between a, well a rock and a hard place I suppose. Sad.

Martyn: Dude. What I wouldn't give to be trapped between Dwayne the Rock Johnson and a hard place.

Jimmy: Are you-what? 

Seapeekay: (scoff laughs)

Martyn: (starts laughing) 

Eloise: Excuse me?

Martyn: Oh, its not pride month yet, my bad. Next week, next week 

Jimmy: I still would’ve said what, wait what? 

Seapeekay: I still would've hesitated. (A few moments of silence) He said what? 

Martyn: But agreed.

[painless-innit-colourful]

alright [cracks knuckles] how are we going to do this. are we saying this is limbo. are we retconning the finales for pure shts and giggles. are we just going to watch and cry.

[grac-addict]

Made a Tumblr! I want to show off my gen loss bear that I brought to vidcon!

Idk if anybody saw me or talked to me while here, but you all made it a much more enjoyable experance! It was great talking and meeting people from the community! And the creators that I met were so nice and caring!

[pyladescares]

when CPK gets kinda popular again and im mentally forced to re-watch crazy craft bc IM HIS NUMBER 1 FAN

[phatcatphergus]

Okay so this is who I know so far

Polar bear- Jonnaay

Frog- bekyamon

Turtle- roscumber

Red sheep- CPK

Blue sheep- Maxggs

Pink sheep- Tubbo

Yellow sheep- sneegsnag

Zombie- fullham

Snowman- kyleeff

Goat- average harry

Rabbit- guqqie

I think Ohmods is a skeleton and Michaela is as well but idk anyone else it’s all too confusing