#seems fruity

[jajanvm-imbi]

Jaja lol they're iconic for a reason

(I wanted to make my own version of this post but with more pairings lmao)

[lilac-melody]

fairy gym. main pokemon would either be a sylveon or a florges

I HAD TO LOOK UP FLORGES because I don't know the pokemon beyond Unova AAAAAAAA fairy type...............

[brebug242posts]

Seeing someone being so homophobic with the gayest character as their pfp really takes you out of it 

[roy-kents]

okay but they’re literally putting eddie in the gayest set of circumstances possible…like…a pride parade would be less gay…and he’s just acknowledged his catholic guilt…and marisol’s moved out…and you expect me to not think a queer arc’s being set up?

[menlove]

fave john quote ever tbh like. that's so awkward. john like yeah I tried to start the rumor that I was gay but it never took off and the interviewer just "wait I thought paul was the gay one" absolutely heinous. fucking hilarious. john literally never wins.

[par2geter]

Can we just take a moment to appricate that everyone in Soho sees Aziraphale dressed all dapper in Victorian-style suits with Crowley trailing after him in his funky little punk outfits and is like “Ah yes, our resident eccentric bookseller and his rocker goth boyfriend/husband/partner.” And they’re not at all wrong, in fact, they’re so very right

[artsychanel]

hi can i get a character who's associated with fire, has had rough beginnings due to being cast-out from society because of their appearance and struggled with their femininity, went on a journey seeking power and to become stronger, ultimately being blinded by their thirst for revenge, have killed several people and at some point got betrayed by someone close to them?

all in no particular order

and make it a double, please 🙏

[harleybarbarahandler]

actually thinking about how barbie was really indignant when ken called her “baby” but she let weird barbie call her “babygirl” and “babe” with no argument… that’s gay

[lordofdestructionm]

Gay as hell to have a bodyguard

[sciderman]

Tips from a trans masc that passes pretty damn well even though I haven’t started transitioning and can’t bind.

1. Walk like you carry your manhood between your legs! If you pretend like you got a “package” while you walk (if you don’t have a packer which I don’t) it’ll make your stride look way more masc. it’s the shuttle things people.(don’t overdo it though)

2. Looking for Jeans? Levi’s 505 pant cut. I personally think this cut is great for people who don’t want their wide hips to be so obvious. Thigh room and baggy legs. I should be a 32x33 but I always go for 34x34 for the best baggy effect. Got like three pairs of these.

3. Tired of wearing huge shirts? Sometimes smaller is better. When buying a shirt make sure it’s cropped above your hips so it doesn’t hug your figure, the shirt must fall straight from the pit (make sure it’s lose around the torso to hide the waist), keep sleeves of shirt short and tight (makes arms look bigger and muscular)

4. I know putting weight on one leg is much more comfortable but sacrifices need to be made. Keep weight equal on both feet, and keep them apart by about a foot in distance (Evens out the curve of your hips and makes it a little less noticeable). To be more comfortable I like to sway back and forth if I get tired of standing like that for too long.

5. DARK CLOTHES CREATE LESS SHADOWS, BETTER AT HIDING THE CURVES!

6. I know you want to slouch. Don’t do it. It’s not worth the terrible posture. We men got to stand up straight and maximize our height.

I could keep going but I’ll cut it short at the MOST achievable stuff.

you’re forgetting one vital step and that’s to listen to this song every morning at breakfast

you can skip all the other steps if you can’t remember them it’s fine (I’ll forgive you, king)

[the-voldsoy]

i love that tmagp fans heard Needles one (1) time and unanimously decided

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[edwinisms]

tragic that if he were to go to the beach or something edwin would probably wear a whole modest chest to knee length vintage swimsuit because damn that boy is made for 5” inseam fruity little swim shorts

[baldandgay]

It's very unfair that I can't have other party members romance each other In my main game where my Tav is in a romance with Karlach I should legally be allowed to have Gale and Astarion and Shadowheart and Lae'zel romance each other like why? let me do it damn it

[sexylinoleum]

Based off that one Ralsei valentine. He is such a weirdo.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Velvette: Where's the piss-baby?

Vox: Oh, he got pissed with “his star performer” again, and left through the back door.

Velvette: …We don't have a back door?

Vox: We do now

[trentcrimmapologist]

me, when i finally put together that Roy and Jamie’s uniform numbers were 6 and 9: