#secymen

[spinnenpfote6]

I'm actually rlly disappointed that animated Frodo Baggins from the 70's never made it into a Tumblr Sexyman cause he's got some massive rizz n' seriously groovy dance moves tbh

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

[zhellers]

“You’ve charmed me, you’ve got the job.” And it’s about Robbie Daymond and his ability to create secymen

he knows what he's doing to us

[squish--squash]

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE SCAR:

1. He's sexy. He's so sexy even lesbians are down bad for him (see: me)

2. He's pathetic. Tumblr secymen are both sexy and pathetic, and I ain't never seen a guy so pathetic (/endearing). Scar got his stats reset like 4 months ago but was able to die more than grian and impulse in those 4 months than those two in almost an entire year. He's the most misfortune-filled wet cat of a man. In last life all his deaths were just so wet-cat of him. Especially when he fell into the lava trap while people were actively telling him to AVOID IT-

3. Villainous roles. Majority of your og tumblr secymen were villains. Bill Cipher. The Onceler. Sans (he's pretty villainous in the genocide route of undertake, if you ask me). Scar has multiple villainous roles he's played. Mayor/leader of HEP. Captain Angry Eyes. Part of the Royal Court. He has the range!

4. Blorbified. Scar's skins can look pretty cool, but are mc skins hot? No. BUT THE FANART IS. People are so down bad they blorbify all of his skins. They make all his iterations so sexy. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MENTIONED THE SCITTIES! People love to draw a chest on this guy, I highly suggest looking at some art rn it's always delivering

5. Shipped by many, with many. A qualification a lot of tumblr sexymen posses. And how many people are scar shipped with? Okay, I don't know, but I can start naming the ones I've seen: grian, mumbo, cub, bdubs, ren, himself (I have seen. mayor!scar x captain angry eyes!scar. On more than one occasion. Which is a tumblr sexyman trait within itself!!), and even a little bit with schlatt two rounds ago! I don't think anyone else in this bracket has as many contenders as scar

6. DO IT FOR JELLIE

7. Scar has the swagger. Sure, he's pathetic, but he can still talk me out of my shoes. In fact, he's talked people out of their own armor in third life in exchange for something he made up! He's such a smooth-talker businessman, something a lot of you tumblr sexymen have

8. Competent, but just barely. Tumblr secymen are known to be masterminds, but overall not that competent (it ties in with the patheticness) Now, scar? He's not competent, but he still has just enough to have roughly half of his mastermind plans work or almost-work

9. Please? I'm asking nicely <3 vote for scar?

Okay, Scar voters, Doc voters, Etho voters, and Mumbo voters! You have until the beginning of the next round of polls

Tell me why the one you're voting for deserves victory

On Bdubs vs Cleo and Quackity vs Joe I've already made up my mind. But on Scar vs Doc and Etho vs Mumbo I'm so far uncertain/indifferent.

So go on

Convince me

Tell me who you think I should vote for, and tell me why

[strawberrymochii-sayshi]

:pensive::

reblog and put in the tags the character(s) people find attractive but really they’re just some guy

[wolfkat]

I thought they were all just tumblr secymen and I'm confused