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Howard Lutnick's Role in the Trump Administration Transition
The financier Howard Lutnick has recently been entrusted with a significant responsibility by President-elect Donald J. Trump. This assignment not only highlights his prominence in the financial sector but also raises pertinent questions about the complexities of his dual role and the potential benefits it may bring him. As the co-chair of the transition team, Mr. Lutnick is tasked with theā¦
#2001 terrorist attacks#antitrust officials#conflict of interest#Donald Trump#financial firms#Howard Lutnick#national security advisers#new hires#securities lawyers#transition team
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College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)
#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell#and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I donāt know why itās a gut feeling#Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy#he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore#fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors#so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk Iāll explain more on that if anyone is interested#as to Kni and WW I thought itād be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments#and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group#separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader#and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him#but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line#like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security#one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again#āyou are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why donāt you go play role model to your little kidsāā#then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what youāre kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying#education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy#Trigun Uni! AU#because I donāt know how differently a college and a uni work#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vashwood#trigun fanart#wolfwood#vash#Nai saverem#millions knives#lenssi draws#pen!
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Janeway doesn't need a therapist when she gets back to the alpha quadrant she just needs Tuvok to tell her [in detail] the psychological observations he's made about her over the past 11 years and she can go from there <- Untrue but much more likely for her to agree to
#Janeway#Tuvok#Tuvok is NOT a therapist......he is NOT a doctor WHY is he making 'psychological observations' about her????#TUVOK. You are already a security head - a scientist (was an science ensign) - a detective an orchid breeder AND a lawyer#Janeway & Tuvok are so 'it be two dumbass girls telling each other exaaaaactlyyyy'#Janeway: And so then he came up to me-#Tuvok: A moment. Where were you sitting?#Janeway: In my captain's chair.#Tuvok: So you weren't engaging with him. You were 'minding your own business' as it were.#Janeway: Absolutely.#I still think it's funny that Tuvok is a lawyer more than once on Voyager. He studied law???? Oh really??? Is that what you're telling me??#He's head of security so he passed his bar exam??? Kangaroo court. CLOWN SHOES!!!!#Tuvok is going to diagnose you bc he's your bestie <3 [HIS ASS IS NOT QUALIFIED]
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Deadpool 4: Deadpool and Wolverine go rob dead-Logans grave for his license so they can go to their local security office to fill out a "Erroneous Death Case - Third Party Contact" Notice and get Wolverine an SSN.
https://faq.ssa.gov/en-US/Topic/article/KA-02917
https://www.superlawyers.com/resources/estate-planning-and-probate/legal-resurrection-if-youre-mistakenly-declared-dead/
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#marvel#Logan needs a social security number#Did you know that getting erroneously declared dead happens to hundreds of people every year?#there's lawyers for this stuff
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coworker says we can propose a list of movies to screen on our 30-seats auditorium during the year BUT they must be physical dvds/blurays. they called me insane but now me and my excel spreadsheet of all the movies i own will finally have our day in the sun
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leave him alone
#me and the rest of monty's lawyers work SO HARD for this stupid alligator and THIS is what you give us#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#montgomery gator#glamrock bonnie#justice for montgomery gator
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The CrowdStrike Outage Impact on Law Firms
In case you weren't aware, late last night into early this morning, CrowdStrike, a cybersecurity firm, sent out an update to Microsoft software which led to a global outage due to patch issues within their Falcon virus scanner platform. Many law firms around the world employ this software, with the relationship only growing since the partnership with Factor to assist in higher-stakes transactional legal work.
How did the outage actually impact the legal world at large, though? Let's break it down.
Lawyers and law firms were generally unaffected beyoind small-scale inconvenienceāat least in the United States. For example, the New York Unified Court System was impacted, as were law publications like Law.com. As stated above, most law firms, courts, and tribunals nationwide were minority impacted or felt no impact whatsoever, as is the case with the Bar Council and sets of chambers. The extent of damages otherwise was limited to temporary disruption to operation, website glitches, and indirect impact on suppliers. UK law firms, though, experienced the bulk of the chaos as it concerns bank communications and payment transfer issues, particularly with staff who aren't member-facing. These issues also appear to have been mostly resolved quickly.
Internationally, impacted firms are using the outage as an opportunity to affirm contingency plans, and similar business continuing policies are in place, as well as
Alex Brown, the head of digital business for international law firm Simmons & Simmons, wrote the following on his LinkedIn: āAs we rely more on digital infrastructure, ensuring robust and resilient systems is becoming paramount for companies and society. This event will likely draw increased regulatory and government attention to safeguarding our digital operations.ā
It's obvious the outage has had a massively felt impact, but will anybody face consequences?
CloudStrike Holdings, Inc. could face related legal ramifications, as Pomerantz LLP is investigating whether various employees at CrowdStrike were engaged in illegal business practices, such as securities fraud, on behalf of CrowdStrike's investors and interested parties.
Needless to say, it's a technological shit show.
While this post is about the impacts on the legal world, CrowdStrike did release a statement on the situation that I will share here.
āWeāre deeply sorry for the impact that weāve caused to customers, travellers, and anyone affected by this, including our companies." - CrowdStrike CEO George Kurtz via NBC reports.
Was anybody impacted by the CrowdStrike Windows outage last night? Personally, I was not. I was working late and was on a midnight call with a client when I heard about it, but since I was using my work iPhone and wasn't actively accessing any systems at the time; I only found out last night from a friend of mine who works bank security on the East Coast. That said, though, when I walked into work this morning, conversation was ablaze on the topic; although none of us reall had any tangible harm done, it was still an interesting discussion over our morning coffee.
What about you, though? Were you affected?
#law by rhys#lawbyrhys#lawyer#lawyers of tumblr#attorney#attorneys of tumblr#big law#law#lawblr#real lawblr#law content#lawyer reacts#law firm#legal system#security law#securities law#privacy law#antitrust law#transactional law#corporate law#business law#windows#crowdstrike#falcon#factor#this is not legal advice#tinla
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aleksa and alex desperately wanting to leave and jordies being like "Lets just keep arguing and lying" is soooo fucking funny actually
#SHOUT OUT TO THAT ANIMATOR THEY FUCKED HARD TO MAKE THIS SEGMENT#i scrolled through the description to find the animator and theres no credits :(#but at the end of the description it says āif youve scrolled this far youre an insufferable nerd and should be bullied for itā love that#they were actually teenage boys when they were beinga sked to show their IDs#the security officer being like āyou have to show me something if you work hereā and aleksa going āWhat a magic trick?" KILLED ME#so many good bits in this video slamming my head into the wall#THEIR LAWYER TOO#ABSOLUTE LEGEND#ājust fang it for the gateā THATS SO REAL AND WISE#ididathing#boy boy
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once again at a point in which I'm considering fleeing to the coast, applying to a school with a marine biology degree, and then doing that with my life. like, out of all my "hey, I could do that with my life" daydreams its not like. top shelf. but still fun. I know I'm just being silly and overly optimistic...
but also, all job markets are shit and competitive. archaeology, gaming, culinary, marine biology. none of them are easy to get into, and all of those fields are struggling. like fuck. idk what would make me happiest, idk if any would be easier than the rest. I don't know. I used to be so hopeful. so optimistic about my future. and now its just. I know its going to be a struggle no matter what path I choose.
#ć Ā° puffin.exe ć im a puffin ! i dont do much#Ā° to be deleted !#Ā° personal !#i was going to be a lawyer. i was certain of it. then the routine i had known for 5+ years was changed and i stumbled into anxiety#i wanted to be an archaeologist. or a chef. i was so passionate about both. but they just... didnt seem achievable.#somehow i settled on gaming as the easiest path. i thought i would be happiest. but now there are industry layoffs every day#and indi devs are struggling to keep the lights on.#i dont think anything i want to do has job security at this point.
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I like the guy. Heās educating people about weaknesses and defects in security systems so they can make better decisions about protecting themselves and their families. Thatās good work honestly. Heās pretty smart and talented.
And Iād lowkey love to be on his show sometime honestly.
@stewardofningishzida
#ask scott lang#scott lang#ant-man#stewardofningishzida#lockpicking lawyer#lockpicking#security#ant man#antman
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Any Americans who don't think the threats to ban contraception are legitimate need to learn about Decree 770, which banned abortion and contraception in Romania in nearly all circumstances between 1967 and 1989. The CeauČescu episodes of Behind the Bastards touch on it for a start.
#if overturning roe was a red alert#then the ivf ban in alabama is defcon 1#all reproductive freedom is in danger#90% of the mutual aid donations i make are to abortion funds for folks in states with bans#but even in a state where abortion is protected i have advance provision meds in a secure place plus a passport#and at my physical in april im asking about a bilateral salpingectomy#i struggle to talk about this without sounding paranoid but the thing is im a civil rights lawyer i know how this goes#im calm about it actually even if im scared and doing seemingly irrational things like making my niece get a passport#and encouraging a trans masc friend contemplating a hysto to go for it sooner than later
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conflicted!!!
#finally got the guts to start applying to other jobs#which obvi doesnāt guarantee that Iāll get an interview let alone an offer#but im also applying to non law jobs and im like ugh about being a lawyer so much of the time#but then when i think about not being one it feels weird??#but i hate court with every fiber of my being???#and after my time at small law firms im like lol no thanks I want a sliver of job security like just the tiniest amount#so if I do a non law job Iām like could I do something law later if I miss it or would nobody hire me at that point?#too bad teaching is so chaotic Iāve wanted to be a teacher forever :(#ugh and of course i donāt really care about work like work is just to pay for living and life is outside of work!!#so many tags thanks for reading if you did š#katie.txt
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good. give no f*cks take no prisoners!Do Ha is back and he's back with a vengeance
#tv: moon in the day#moon in the day#kim young dae#kdrama#local gay watches MITD.txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#the way he just threw the lawyer into the room to search through the security footage to find the former CEO that's him!!!!!!#that's the Do Ha that'll f*ck you up my beloved
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Disability denied me AGAIN. Time to get a lawyer!
#rabbit rages#seriously they can eat shit lmfao#denial letter told me āyour conditions weren't disabling since xyz dateā#oh so all the times I've had to sit down in public after dragging myself while in pain doesn't count as disabling. Got it.#my therapist is gonna give me the contact info for the lawyer he always recommends to his patients tomorrow#Baruch Hashem for my therapist he is a lifesaver#I will fuckin FIGHT social security for real lmfao
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i'm perusing court listings and the very first case i looked into is multimillion dollar fraud š they can't all be this interesting surely
#i'm planning to catch some trials to see how they operate and to get a bit more of an idea about law#i've gone to the courts once before but it was unplanned i just rocked up and watched the last hour or so of the day#and it was just a bunch of admin really. smaller bits for smaller cases. and i was very tired#like a parking ticket and someone who avoided showing up at court a few times and a video call about getting rid of this old case#the video call was the most interesting bc unrelated to the case the guy was an international lawyer and private detective#and also a cat popped up on the screen and everyone was laughing silently apart from the judge who didn't notice lmao#that was interesting in its own way tho for sure. and the people i talked to were really nice!!#i talked to the security guard a little then asked a lawyer if i could sit in with her room and they both seemed kinda impressed with me#going into all that as a high school student yk š¼š¼#like it's all PUBLIC it's cool so i'm gonna look into it as much as i can#and i'd be fine going to these all alone but i'll ask my classmate who i think is interested in law if she's interested in tagging along#there is a typo in the listing lmaoo
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[office camera #4-14 ]
āAs it stands you seem to have a cut and dry case here. We can most likely settle this outside of courtā
Artemās feet swing as they stare at the three lawyers, not quite tall enough to fit their mothers old office chair.
āExcellent, Iām glad to hear that.ā
āIf we could take the time to discuss the matter of the shares-ā
āI donāt think that will be necessary, they seem to be fine as they are so Iāll leave them beā
Benny comes into the cameras view.
āYouāre kidding right? If you arenāt going to look at them I want to!ā
āBenny weāve been over this, the household finances are not your worry-ā
āWell somebody should be worrying and you donāt seem to be!ā
āBenny I donāt have to, I have other people worrying about this that my mother hired-ā
āYouāre too easy a mark to not be double checkin! At least let me look at the spreadsheets!ā
āBenny this isnāt your worry.ā Artem says with the surety of someone who has read many parenting books that talked about how damaging letting younger children handle larger financial choices is.
Even the books specific to adopting children from preciously abusive situations recommend against it, as a means to keep from further parentifiying the kid. Maybe they should get Benny a bank account of his own to manage? Could that alleviate his concerns ?
āWhy not? When the other older siblings have specific things they worry about that shouldnāt be theirs thatās fine but Iām not allowed to be worried about money?!ā Benny yells, his face curling in on itself.
āMaybe we can get you your own account but-ā
āBut Iām too young to worry? So what if Iām twelve! Iāve been handling money 5 years! Why donāt you trust me?!ā
āI do trust you but-ā
āYou donāt act like it! You act like Iām some kind of baby! Well Iām tired of it! I donāt need you! I donāt need this! Iāll be fine on my own!ā
After screaming this Benny storms off. Slamming the office door.
Artem feels like they canāt breath, like the words they want to say to bring their child back are strangling them, they stand paralyzed.
Benny doesnāt take a travel bag.
One of the lawyers awkwardly pats Artem on the shoulder as they silently cry
āWe will file the missing persons report for you. Everything will be handled Mx Sweetā
#whispers#breakfast siblings#benny#only in gotham rp#only in gotham#(artems communication issues bite them)#(tldr Benny is running away)#Jonna#but only implied#(I feel like the finance lawyers arenāt going to stick around for the panic attack that Artem would have after that interaction)#in the manor#security footage
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