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#10 second untagged shitposts will get 100k but the moment im pround of something no one gives a shit!! i dont suck that much at it!!#and i hate pointing it out because im not entitled to notes no one owes me anything#but man it sucks the life out of me every single time#i admit the last one i posted is kinda niche and messy but this happens with my better fanarts made of popular media too#my one drawing to get above 100 notes is a little kark@t doodle#for a while i refused to draw because i wanted aknowledgement for it. dont be like me kids. draw for the drawer#and also draw for your roommate whose eyes nearly pop out of their skull over the mildest body horror#augh i was so pround of the body horror one too but i had to delete that from here due to the 5 whole notes it got#my french teacher said it looked cool though so whose winning
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in europe and made the fatal mistake of trying to order nachos at a restaurant and look. europeans. I say this with all the love in my heart. but what exactly do you think nachos are
#it takes TWO seconds to make a decent fresh salsa. two more to dump some canned black beans on#Jesus I'll even take the American cheese if you can find a single avocado and slice it. I don't even need guac just give me an avocado#willow's life
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#my beloved mutual I’m sorry but I need to be able to rb this again I know you posted it in nov forgive me#I’ve been repeating it to myself over and over again for a month#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#veilguard#datv#da4#varric tethras#oh my stout Greek chorus#I need him narrating every single second of my life
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mustard on the beat, ho- MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD Someone make it stop, make it fucking stop. I spent all week hyping myself up to gather up all my work sketches like a scrapbook and clean it all up to post here, and then Kendrick had to surprise drop on a Friday morning and ruin my work day and my headspace all weekend long.
Anyway, here's a dangerous dreams sketch dump.
It's been a long quiet, but RL had taken such a fucking toll that I had a real hard time finding the fucks to get creative. Who knows how much this past US presidential election will fuck up the entire rest of my life, but I'll take solace in finding community and in the little things and in Andor Season 2 and in the telling of The Stars.
Now that I got this out of the way, guess it's time to go fucking write some fucking words.
#shirozora draws#dinluke#lukedin#skydalorian#din djarin#luke skywalker#grogu#story: the stars#series: dangerous dreams#the mandalorian#star wars#how many more tags do i need?#anyway MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD#istg this album has just taken over my entire brain#random snippets of every single song from this album keep playing in my head when i'm not actively listening#interrupted by MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD#i'm gonna laugh so hard if he screams mustard's name during the super bowl half-time show#and then 'mustard on the beat ho'#and let the audience sing all the words he probably had to censor out himself#also set up a second freshwater tank to eventually house a betta along with the shrimp culls so that's also been my life#and also locked down my twitter account and moved to bsky#been reposting art to bsky since i took everything down over in melon husks' echo chamber#keep your AI off my doodles you apartheiding fuckhead#time to climb back into this sandbox and work on the next chapter
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Uhm, possible spoilers i think for Marble Sky [made by @somerandomdudelmao in which you should go and check out if you haven’t read rn cause they be very cool very cool and very cool]
but—OMG I LOVE THIS BIRB AUUUHGHGHHGUGHUHURHUEHGI—
IN WHICH THEY ARE PERFECTLY FINE AND WE SEE SO SO MUCH OF THEM NYYYGUUH—
Guys guys guys — please trust meee she is A-OK and she is gonna be a teacher to Oscar as they make a pacifist alien befriending club
I am not in denial i have no clue what you’re talking about—
I ain’t got a clue what these so called ‘jars’ even look like yet but i sketched a thing out immediately and then at that point my intrigueness started to fade, and then the ref came out and for some reason that boosted my interest even further. But i know what a bird’s brain looks like now so thats something.
I just think she seems very cool
I may have also did some other doodles a week or 2 ago that i didn’t post cause the social of anxiety was kickin in high those days but I’ll put them under the cut if thou wishes to see
That is all ok buh byyeeee go see marble skiessssss
#I saw this woman for less than a second and now i am dreading everything in my life#OUUGHHH she was only there for like 1 single scene AUUUGH#I SHAKE YOU GIVE HER BACK GIVE HER BAC-#ok imma head out now because in case you couldn’t tell my brain needs sleep due to the fact it is past midnight rn#haha little do you know the reason i posted this at midnight was because I STILL got that anxiety in me—#AH HA HA haaaaa..#…#anywho#enjoy#have a very good day#am tired#oufff#have a good day#my drawings#marble sky#weeeeeeee ok bye
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Imagine you and human!Alastor meeting and having an instant connection, leading to a one night stand. Only to find out a few months later that you're pregnant.
So then you two meet again years later, and you have a little kid who looks just like him. He's not stupid, so Alastor insists on being in their life, and he ends up being an amazing father.
To make things worse(better), you two still have that connection and crave each other. Your kid picks up on that and does everything they can to play matchmaker with you two.
#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#hazbin x reader#the feminine desire#to be a single mom#lmfao#so that a hot evil man#can change my life#TWICE#first time:he gets me preggers#second time:he makes an honest#woman out of me#JOKINGGGGGGGG#unless..?#👀
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They're going to be utterly INSUFFERABLE - I'M SO READY
How's everyone holding up? Is anyone truly prepared? I know I'm not.
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#THK#kantbison#firstkhao#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#1 DAY TO GOOO#jesus christ just how CLINGY are they gonna be???#yes to all#im ready to feel single AF#i can't handle these levels of cuteness#if they friggin' nuzzle -!!! IF THEY NUZZLE it's OVER#[digs grave]#just look at FK in that second bloody shot - “Ohhh WE KNOW”#if only i could put my entire life on hold for this goddamn series#also - release the MV you cowards! i can totally take it
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#litteraly do not allow myself a single second for thoughts cos i will fall into a depressive episod#ive been drawing more than ever#my arm hurts very much . such is life#itoyaha#ace attorney
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is helluva boss allergic to doing anything interesting with stella at all or what
#im not asking for a sympathetic character im asking for A Character. a character? A character?#shes octavias mother and stolas spent his entire life with her can you at least pretend for half a second#that youve given her any depth. any. at all. anything?#a shallow evil character is one thing TRUST ME I KNOW but jesus christ#literally every single scene of hers is about her either hating stolas or being happy stolas is hurt. to the point its ridiculous#and it makes stolas and vias charcaters way harder to see with much depth to bc the second you try to imagine#how their lives before canon were like theres just this. impossible paper thin caricature of a bitch wife#i was actually excited to see how shed twist things to make via be on her side but i didnt even get that#just. hahaha i hate him so much haha... im eevvvillll#. ok#helluva boss critical#anyways vias song was good
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Perhaps one of my main flaws is I would rather be a Girl forever and retain my independence than deal with the financial instability of being too gnc in the workplace. To me it feels less offensive to cosplay heteronormativity for 8 hours a day in a place where I am already going to be masking my natural, correct reaction to being around other people 8 hours per day (hissing like a cat) than to be too genderweird and have to move in with other people who will also hate that I am too genderweird. Difference between doing a bit for 8 hours a day and having everyone question my every action 24 hours a day
#there is nothing natural about a corporate environment. or even the average workplace environment#we are all agreeing to get along and not start attacking each other. because we want to continue eating#to baby queers I don't necessarily recommend living your life disingenuously but i will say i've been financially stable for a solid year#idk. i've tried being butch and it made my life vastly harder and i felt basically the same except more anxious#at the end of the day i have a life i want to be living now because i'm not struggling every single second
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Look I like Roger enough, I understand what he represents and I generally don’t think he was a bad dude. I do however think he was shit at interpersonal relationships because, what the fuck. Whitebeards crew is infinitely more well adjusted and I’d say he arguably had the more traumatic death.
Like what even, what kind of planning leads a 53 year old man to sire a child knowing he is dying of an incurable illness and is about to turn himself in to be excuted by the marines where he will cause so much chaos it is literally still turning the world on its head 22 years later. He knew he was going to cause so much of a stir that he literally disbanded his crew and told them to spread far and wide to keep them safe. Because he knew the marines would hunt them far and wide But yet he still brought a baby into the world. Babe. What the fuck? What even is that? What was the thought process. I sincerely hope it was an accident and not a deliberate attempt to bring about a new era.
Because if so babe I need to see the recipe or I’m afraid we can never let you cook again
#even tho that baby was ace and I love ace#it’s the way I don’t think there is a single former member of his crew that we’ve seen that I would say is currently happy#like don’t get me wrong I respect his will he seems like a great dude#but you know what they say about great men they’re often not good men#like definition he burned to bright he couldn’t help but leave all his loved ones in the dust as he burned himself out on a fiery explosion#the absentee father vibes are strong with this one#I would argue that he gave all 3 of his sons complexes#fucking ace has such terrible self worth issues and lived his life waiting to die.#shanks is also trying to drink himself to death is so chill it is literaly hazardous to his health and had his dreams arrested at 15#and Buggy is the worst case of forgotten child syndrome and arrested development that I have ever seen#I wouldn't say someone like Marco is currently happy but you can definetly see a future where he is after the grief settles a little more#but it’s been 22 years and Rayleigh is still drinking himself into a stupor and waiting for the second coming of his captain#gol d roger#portagas d. ace#gol d. roger#roger pirates#whitebeard pirates#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#op#one piece thoughts#one piece meta#I know people like to paint his as this mastermind that practically orchestrated the current happenings in canon#but I think they forget just how much that would make him a giant asshole. pulling the strings of peoples lives#which is such anthesis to everything we know about him and his resemblance with luffy he’s never try to control his crews lives#especially not from beyond the grave#I genuinely think he planned none of it he was just a man trying his best and falling short in some areas#shanks#silvers rayleigh
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part one of my big requests bundle! and a cobbed together bonus panel. as a treat
#hermitcraft fanart#hermitcraft#goodtimeswithscar#gtws#gtwscar#grian#fanart#hermitshipping#never in my life have i spent a single second considering a mother spore design. sitting in front of this canvas had me @_@#so shes just a mycelium flavoured grian. which i think is cute. zombie virus fungus type beat#sorry for making them silly (ashamed cat) as if i can help it#ok truthfully ive never in my life thought about mother spore in general. but! i had a lot of fun drawing this anyway. ty for the request!#kostik draws
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on my knees begging this man to save me from the clutches of desire
#i’m in the THROES of it#I SWEAR this man is so unearthly sexy it’s UNREAL#a more beautiful man there has NEVER been#sexiest man alive every year every century every day#i don’t know who gave him permission to spread his legs so wide but 🥵🥵🥵#i’m on my knees getting the full view honestly#the INTENSITY#the GRIT#the PROMISE OF PASSION HOLY HEAVENS I CANNOT#i need him to absolutely disintegrate my ribcage with his embrace#being normal? never heard of her#broooooo look at his arms#his WRISTS I AM SO ATTRACTED TO THEM#those forearms are thicker than my neck#i need to BITE THEM#the way he’s looking up in the second picture 😱#he is so attractive as the mysterious silent spaniard#literally tripping over myself getting to his bed#this man could do ANYTHING to me#need him to bang me so hard we break the bed and fall into the basement#i would do him. so. good.#he wouldn’t be able to breathe for awhile#sorry guys i’m just FERAL for this photoshoot#it’s so SEXY SO HOT SO ENTICING#i am a simp for maximus every single day of my life#he’s my beloved husband whose heart i treasure and whose forehead i long to kiss tenderly#but i am also FLAMING WITH DESIRE for this big strong warrior#GET ME IN A FAMILY WAY MAXIMUS I AM BEGGING YOU#gladiator#russell crowe
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joel etho single dads au .........
#esp if we go w liml family#etho with scar and bdubs at the park#joel with hermes#their kids meet and become best friends and keep begging for five more minutes until theyre the last ones at the park#so joel and etho inevitably meet and start talking because theyre both hella bored waiting for their kids#and joel lowk kinda cannot stand etho#hes like “igh this guy is sooo pretentious i could sense it from a mile away. who does he think he is with that stupid white hair”#“newsflash it doesnt make you look cool it makes you look old as hell”#(but he doesnt say any of this)#(obviously)#and it works best if etho is totally oblivious#dude is just waiting 2 drop off scar n bdubs back home2 cleo so he can try2 get the Good Nights SleepTM hes been chasing since he was a bab#then they find out their kids go to the same school#and so obviously joel has decided to make it his mission in life to one up everything etho does#at this point etho is fully aware and finds it hilarious#because he is an Expert in these things okay. hes been making brownies for scar's bake sales since before hermes was Born#and joel can try as hard as he can but he just Cannot reach that level.#he can make as many cupcakes as he wants but none of them r gonna beat the gooey deliciousness of ethos chocolate chip triple layer brownie#and that is just soooo infuriating to him. his blood is boilimg at Every Single Parent Led Bake Sale Ever#and its even worse because etho looks like hes about to spontaneously combust at any possible second#his hair is a mess. deepppp eyebags. hes been running on maybe an hour of sleep every night for the past what eight years???#but hes sooo consistently perfect at everything.#joel hates him.#but like they also have to put up with each other at playdates and parties and whatnot because i repeat their kids are Best Friends#aughhh idk theres some potential there. i promise im just not getting it across very well#nya talks#trafficblr#hermitblr#joel smallishbeans
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Imagine being the most powerful person in the world, but every time you draw your weapon and use it to fight, your life force diminishes.
That's why Chinese torture remains unmatched, their imagination is out of this world. Ain't no one does suffering like them. I do be gagged when I read their novels.
And yes I'm thinking of Yue Qingyuan! And how he became a pacifist and always fought for diplomatic solutions. Then threw it all away when Luo Bingge basically announced he was going to execute Shen Jiu. How he literally gave up his entire life. 😭😭 All his achievements, his title, his wealth, his power.
And how Shen Jiu only realised this....when Bingge scattered before him the broken shards of Yue Qingyuan's sword. And Shen Jiu realised he'd lost the one person that he sacrificed all his happiness for.
All that time wasted because these mfkers couldn't bring themselves to fking TALK!!!
#Foiled again by the miscommunication trope#except these two idiots could not communicate to save their life or anyone else's#imagine dooming the entire narrative because of your one bad breakup#I can't with these two#they drive me insane!#qijiu#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#original shen qingqiu#Losing my mind over 79 once again#mxtx#they are happy in not a single universe#Shen Jiu is dead in canon#in the original they both die after suffering loads of fates worse than death#they can't even reunite in the afterlife cause Shen Jiu from the first world went to kill himself in the second world so that Yue Qingyuan#could live happily in their next life (my own headcanon for how Shen Yuan got there)#Crying over these jerks#svsss#mxtx svsss#scum villian self saving system
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7.5 months since i first watched mob psycho 100 and im still so so ritsubrained. i see a character in any media be a little hater and i go “woah that’s how people think ritsu acts…”. i see any character display ocd symptoms and im like “woah ritsu moment…”. and dont even get me STARTED on my reaction when theres an anime guy with a hoodie and spiky black hair
#shoutout to that one guy from an anime i don’t recognize that loki talked abt in the meowdy#and me sammy and windee ALL thought he was ritsu for a second#THEY DONT EVEN LOOK THAT SIMILAR 💀💀#that one grian fanart too. the one that isn’t colored with the ghosts that only show up if u click the image#i think its ritsu every single time. this is embarrassing but such is life
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