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1908jmd · 1 year ago

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Thank you @annepi-blog

1 Favorite season 1 episode. Yes, Laryngitis - the development of Kurt’s (and Burt’s) story. The music is brilliant in this episode plus Rachel can’t sing. Rose’s Turn is epic, and Pink Houses!

2 Favorite season two episode: Prom Queen. The Klaine moments are so special, when Blaine asks him to dance - that is my favorite Klaine scene. Plus it’s just such a fun episode - serenading Brittany, dress shopping, Santana the bully whip, Samcedes, Jesse v Finn.

3 Favorite season three episode. I think The First Time. I just love the Klaine of it all. The stuff with Sebastian. West Side Story.

4 Favorite season four episode. Probably Dynamic Duets. Or Guilty Pleasures. Probably because they are so Blaine based, a happier Blaine, and I just love the Blam friendship. Clueless dorks. Taking on the Warblers was fabulous - that Dalton scene with Hunter. Plus the music is great

5 Movin Out or The PuppetMaster

I love Bill Joel, and the small Klaine content, but also the friendship of the five of them. And the PM is just great Blaine, plus the Darren/Jane scenes are so good.

6 Favorite scene 6. Either Dreams come true or 2009. Wrapping it all up.

7 Episode that makes you cry. I never cried at QB, it just sits sorely in my brain. There are some little scenes that make me cry. Like when Kurt cries in jagged little tapestry. Or the Break Up scenes

8 Episode that makes me laugh. I already mentioned DD and GP, puppet master. I’d also add Vitamin D, Bad Reputation, Big Brother

9 Favorite tribute episode. Oh most of them. The Power of Madonna, Rumors, Michael, Dance with Somebody, Movin out, the two Beatles

10 Favorite Christmas - Extraordinary Merry Christmas - the old style film

11 Episode with best songs. Definitely The Break Up, Dynamic Duets, the two Beatles

12 Favorite sectionals -probably Special Education for the songs

13 Favorite regionals Original Songs. Not all the songs, but of course, the Klaine storyline

14 Favorite nationals episode. City of Angels as they all got a turn. They deserved to win.

15 Episode most people like but I don’t. Tested. Old dog new tricks Furt

16 Episode i love most people don’t. Yeah Puppet Master. Feud. Shooting Star

Thanks for the ask - tagging @shame-is-a-wasted-emotion @coffeegleek and anyone else

Thank you @fallevs for tagging me in the Glee game!

1. Favourite season 1 episode: Laryngitis (1x18) I was torn between this episode and Theatricality. But I decided to go with the episode that gave us Rose's Turn.

2. Favourite season 2 episode: Born This Way (2x18) The hardest decision for me, as there were so many great songs and very coherent storylines this season. Especially the narrative around Kurt is very good. I was thinking of either Prom Queen because of the beautiful story around Kurt and Blaine. But I decided to go with Born This Way because I love the music here, 4 out of 5 songs are in my Glee playlist. Somewhere Only We Know is definitely in my top 5 Glee songs, Born This Way is iconic, and As If We Never Said Goodbye just shows how good Chris/Kurt can sing.

3. Favourite season 3 episode: The First Time (3x05) It's rather difficult for me to decide here, because I found the season weaker, especially after season two. There is again a lot of good music, but the story has only scattered highlights for me, the characters don't do much and some story strands are not consistent. I like the music in Michael and Dance with Somebody but the story is only ok. I like the (sad) story of Karofsky in On My Way, but the episode is too packed for me. I chose The First Time because of the Klaine story and the good West Side Story music.

4. Favourite season 4 episode: The Break-Up (4x04) Please don't hate me, but I love a good cry. And maybe the authors could have come up with something other than cheating (I feel like that's the only thing the authors know to end any relationship?!) But I thought the whole situation was so realistic and well written. They are just 17 or 18 year old boys in their first relationship. Misunderstandings and mistakes are just part of it. I like that they have time to develop independently, and it's even nicer when they get back together. I also love the music in this episode.

5. Favourite season 5 episode: New New York (5x15). I love the New York story; I love domestic Klaine; I love the friendship between Blam and Kelliot; I love the glitter rock vampire scene; I love that Klaine is arguing, communicating, and making adult decisions. I love many of the songs.

6. Favourite season 6 episode: Dreams Come True (6x13) I thought it was a great ending for Glee, especially in combination with the 2009 episode. Is it realistic that all Glee Club members are super successful and famous? Who cares! I loved that the main characters all had a great future written for them. And I love that Klaine become parents in canon.

7. Episode that makes me cry: The Quarterback (5x03) and The Break-Up (4x04).

8. Episode that makes me laugh: Puppet Master (5x07) I love puppet master Blaine!

9. Favourite tribute episode: Michael (3x11) This is difficult, the tributes are always very good. I'll take Michael, but more for the music.

10. Favourite Christmas episode: In A Very Glee Christmas (2x10), I LOVE Baby It's Cold Outside. But for the story, I like Glee, Actually (4x10) better.

11. Episode with the best songs: I can hardly decide, there are so many good ones. The first episode that comes to my mind where I like every song is Duets (2x04).

12. Favourite sectionals episode: Hold on to Sixteen (3x08) The Unitards' number is great; the Troubletones' singing is great (don't hate me, but the costumes and choreography aren't for me); I love the New Directions' setlist, everyone gets a chance to shine and the songs form a good unit.

13. Favourite regionals episode: I just realized that I find the regionals setlist all just ok. I'll take Journey to Regionals (2x22) because of Bohemian Rhapsody.

14. Favourite nationals episode: City of Angels (5x11) I have to say that I liked the New Directions setlist here better than in season 3. Even though Paradise by the Dashboard Light is of course great, I never liked the focus on one soloist or couple in competitions. I just like it when everyone sings together. And they were so much better than Throat Explosion.

15. Episode most people like but I don’t: I can just agree with @fallevs. Blame It on the Alcohol (2x14) Although I think the party is generally fun, I hate Rachel's selfishness. There is ONE other gay teenager who her gay best friend likes and she is trying to start a relationship with him. Because he can sing. Even though there are 99% other straight boys at her school and she knows that Kurt likes Blaine. The same goes for the Kurt is biphobic thing. He's a boy in love who is hurt by his crush, and the writers didn't write that argument well.

16. Episode most people dislike but I like: Again Puppet Master (5x07) I just love puppet master Blaine. He is so funny.

I tag @kirakiwiwrites @mynonah @1908jmd @rockitmans @daisyishedwig @cryscendo @esilher but no pressure!

#episodes selection ask #Spotify

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quinnfabraymybeloved · 3 years ago

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even though nobody cares i am gonna rank s3 now too.

22) Mash Off

fuck finn hudson. fuck this episode. fuck whoever wrote this. worst thing ever. rumour has it/someone like you is fucking spectacular though.

21) I Kissed A Girl

see above.

20) The First Time

i hate west side story.

19) Pot o’ Gold

eh, i just didn’t really like it.

18) The Purple Piano Project

as far as season premieres go, this is their worst one. it gives us sugar motta though, so yay.

17) I Am Unicorn

sh*lby can fuck right off. no. i hate this woman.

16) Saturday Night Glee-ver

this may be controversial. this episode was just very middle of the pack to me.

15) Yes/No

finchel engagement?? disgusting. i hate it. but i quite like the performances in this episode.

14) Big Brother

i did not have a senior ditch day. i don’t know anyone that has. but goddamn i love matt bomer. somebody that i used to know? *chef’s kiss*

13) Props

miss tina cohen-chang gets an episode and THIS is what they do??? it gets points for the lil switcharoos they did, i thought they were fun.

12) Extraordinary Merry Christmas

i love christmas episodes <3 this one is really funky! the black and white!!

11) Dance With Somebody

so emotional is one of my favourite glee covers ever. i love everyone’s reactions during *that* blaine song too. but did this episode have a plot other than klaine cheating? i can’t remember.

10) Asian F

mike chang!!! an icon!! and jayma mays is just fantastic! and it has one of my favourite mercedes songs (spotlight 💞💞💞)

9) Nationals

yay!!! they did it!!! the setlist could’ve been better, but i am so proud of them that i don’t even care!

8) Graduation

aside from the quinn/puck kiss (🤮),, i love this episode!! but i do wish people had tried to help brittany graduate the way they did for puck! this episode has one of my favourite faberry scenes ever (💞the metro north pass💞)

7) Choke

pleek. the songs in this episode are fantastic. cry is one of rachel’s best songs. dot-marie jones is so very talented!!

6) Heart

aside from the god squad being dumb for the first little bit, this episode is just so cute!! sugar motta supremacy!!!

5) The Spanish Teacher

i am so glad someone finally told 👞 that he’s a bad teacher, and i am even gladder that it was santana. i also love ricky martin.

4) Prom-A-Saurus

i want to go to a dinosaur prom. this episode gives us the gayest glee duet ever (take my breath away) and i am so grateful for it.

3) Michael

gay bathroom scene. smooth criminal. never can say goodbye. slushee. thank you.

2) Hold On to Sixteen

the return of trouty mouth!! do the songs slap? yes. do i ugly cry because of mike and his dad? also yes. does this episode make me want to date tina cohen-chang? abso fucking lutely. (also,,, when quinn gets the girls back 🥺🥺🥺)

1) On My Way

even though i know it’s coming,, it always catches me off guard. this should not be one of my comfort episodes,, but it is. also,, faberry <3

#glee #glee season 3 #quinnfabraymybeloved #mads please shut up nobody asked for this

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merinelsa · 3 years ago

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Have you ever done a ranking list of your favourite episodes?

not really , the thing with me is that i never rewatch tv shows . i binge through them once and then just watch few scenes in yt , but never rewatch any of it even if it was one of my favourite show. Glee is the only exception , though i really only watch very few eps from the earlier seasons and rewatched s5-s6 twice , though i’d skipped 100, new directions and the wedding during both my rewatches. there are eps like new new york and wonderful that i watch time to time as comfort eps playing in the background . from s3, first time and big brother are the only eps i have rewatched

i’d only watched glee for the first time last year , so like it’s not been that long to warrant a rewatch , but since i’d binged most of it in one stretch ( had taken a one month break b/w s3ep7 and ep8 because of how much i was getting tired of the shitty storylines of s3 , hence it being my least fave ) i forgot a lot of the non klaine stuff.

but i’ll try to rank the eps , just know that i’m very biased to klaine/kurt/blaine storylines . and the seasons too are ranked in the order i like them

6 . season 3

22. i kissed a girl

21. pot o gold

20. prom-asaurus

19. yes/no

18. i am unicorn

17. mash off

16. the spanish teacher

15. asian f

14. on my way

13. props

12. choke

11. hold on to sixteen

10. saturday night gleever

9. michael

8. goodbye

7. big brother

6. nationals

5. heart

4. extraordinary merry christmas

3. dance with somebody

2. purple piano project

1. first time

5. season 1

22. the rhodes not taken

21. funk

20. showmance

19. vitamin d

18. hairography

17. ballad

16. mashup

15. throwdown

14. the power of madonna

13. mattress

12. acafellas

11. dream on

10. home

9. pilot

8. hell-o

7. sectionals

6. preggers

5. bad reputation

4. wheels

3. journey to regionals

2. theatricality

1. laryngitis

4. season 4

22. britney 2.0

21. sweet dreams

20. lights out

19. shooting star

18. all or nothing

17. feud

16. thanksgiving

15. the role you were born to play

14. glease

13. swan song

12. sadie hawkins

11. naked

10. makeover

9. girls and boys on film

8. diva

7. glee,actually

6. i do

5. dynamic duets

4. the new rachel

3. break up

2. guilty pleasure

1. wonderful

3. season 2

22. britney/brittany

21. the substitute

20. comeback

19. special education

18. a very glee christmas

17. the sue sylvester shuffle

16. night of neglect

15. new york

14. funeral

13. never been kissed ( except for the klaine part, the whole ep is a mess)

12. rocky horror glee show

11. rumours

10. audition

9. sexy

8. grilled cheesus

7. blame it on the alcohol

6. prom queen

5. born this way

4. silly love songs

3. duets

2. furt

1. original song

2. season 6

13. the rise and fall of sue sylvester

12. hurt locker part 1

11. child star

10. homecoming

9. we built this glee club

8. what the world needs now

7. hurt locker part 2

6. a wedding

5. dreams come true

4. 2009

3. jagged little tapestry

2. transitioning

1. loser like me

1. season 5 ( i’m not going to rank the quaterback )

19. opening night

18. 100

17. tina in the sky with diamonds

16. city of angels

15. bash

14. a katy or gaga

13. new direction

12. end of twerk

11. previously unaired christmas

10. trio

9. movin out

8. the back up plan

7. puppet master

6. love love love

5. old dogs new trick

4. untitled rachel berry project

3. frenemies

2. tested

1. new new york

now top five glee episodes over all

5. original song : don’t ask me what happened besides klaine in this because i truly don’t remember . but the klaine parts are pure heavenly. s2 klaine is something i missed a lot and didn’t appreciate enough during my first watch but rewatching some klaine centric eps has made me appreciate their friendship a lot more. even the stuff leading upto the kiss is fantastic , it’s also an ep that shows how rachel and blaine can get similar but how they react to criticisms and how blaine tries to include everyone when pointed out unlike making a fit out of it with rachel is where they diverge and makes these incredibly different personalities .and the kiss was just to good and sparks were flying everywhere and it is something that glee could never recreate with any other couple. and “ reminds you of your mom’s funeral doesn’t it “” the casket was bigger but yes “ just proves that they are equally dumbasses that fit each other so well

4. wonder-ful : this is just pure comfort ep. it’s so bright and upbeat in the middle of the previous dark eps. so much kurt and klaine . a bit more focus on kurt’s mental health issues, which will later be forgotten but it’s good over here. supportive blaine as always just highlighting how much they understand each other. a lot of burt which is always a plus . a very good mercedes plotline which should’ve been given more time but still is one of the better ones she gets.just seeing how light and loving kurt turns once burt is finally in the safe zone. and ‘you get kinda cute when you get nervous’ and ‘with you in it a wondeful life’ and whatever homoerotic stuff that is going on b/w rachel and cassie

3. Loser like me : the pure angst . i love storylines where they hit the rock bottom from such a happy place and have to find their way to the top by leaning in on each other and supporting each other. great klaine scenes, s5b we where pushed to believe that kurt had it all together, but we finally got to see kurt being an absolute mess and realizing how he contributed to their relationship not working out instead of pitting it all on s4 cheating . confident got help all by himself in a better position blaine , rachel finally getting a storyline that’s interesting and makes her one to root for . This ep always gives me the chills and makes me excited for the rest of the season

2. Tested : It’s genuinely one of the funniest eps ever. amazing rachcedes moment . the guys presenting one of my fave family dynamics in the show. great samcedes and klaine plotline . and i love the way liab is shot , such a well choreographed performance and it really looks like chris and darren had so much fun doing it.

1. New new york : this ep is the perfect mixture of fluff , comedy and angst. And on top of that we get never tried before combination of dynamics like rachel and artie as well as our favourite dynamics like klaine, blam, kelliot . also , out of all the klaine plotlines, this feels to me the most realistic one and really shows how much they want to work out their highschool relationship into an adult setting but they��re still young clueless inexperienced couple who doesn’t really know what they’re doing but still trying to work it out the way they think is the best one to protect their relationship , showing how much they care for each other as we enter into the crazy hard parts of their relationship. also , to see these whole set of highschool friends trying to navigate their way into this busy adult life is so fun to watch .

#mer answers #1908jmd #thanks a lot for the ask #i'm really sorry for responding late #this has been in the works for the past two days working out each seasons one by one lol #also i've not been the best mentally and physically #i've got this terrible cold that i'm trying to contain before i have to travel #and i'm just emotionally drained for absolutely no reason #but yeah this was fun to do and think about #but i'm pretty sure all of this ranking will change once i get to rewatching the show maybe several years later

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bestofglee · 4 years ago

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Season 3, Episode 9- Extraordinary Merry Christmas

(Written by: Marti Noxon) (Directed by: Matthew Morrison)

Episode Rating: 6/10 holiday specials

Star of the episode: Rachel Berry

Quote of the episode: “Holy crap, I’m dating Kim Kardashian.” -Finn Hudson

Best moment: The New Directions singing for the homeless shelter

Song Rankings: (the best Christmas episode song wise)

1. Santa Baby - Santana Lopez

(Iconic/ it is a true tragedy that this scene was deleted/ Santana’s voice is chef’s kiss 😘)

2. Extraordinary Merry Christmas - Blaine Anderson & Rachel Berry

(I love this original song and I didn’t even realize it was an original until recently/ true Christmas spirit here/ Blaine & Rachel are a fun pair)

3. River - Rachel Berry

(I’m just a sucker for this song/ it’s so beautiful and sad/ Rachel’s voice is perfect)

4. All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mercedes Jones with New Directions

(this song was meant for Mercedes/ New Directions getting into the Christmas spirit by decorating the choir room is really cute)

5. Do They Know It’s Christmas - New Directions

(this is such a sweet scene at the homeless shelter/ Christmas joy all around)

6. Blue Christmas - Rory Flanagan

(my Rory baby ❤️/ such a great song for him/ he sounds perfect)

7. Christmas Wrapping - Brittany Pierce with Tina Cohen-Chang & the Cheerios

(such a cute song for Britt/ she looks so stinkin’ cute in her Santa dress)

8. My Favorite Things - Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones & Rachel Berry

(Everyone sounds great just not a favorite song of mine)

9. Let It Snow - Blaine Anderson & Kurt Hummel

(I love a good Klaine Christmas song, but I’m not the biggest fan of this sped up version)

10. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - Finn Hudson & Noah Puckerman

(They look cute but it’s just my least favorite of the episode idk why 🤷‍♀️)

#glee #3.09 #extraordinary merry Christmas #Rachel berry #Finn Hudson #Santa baby #Santana lopez #Blaine anderson #Mercedes Jones #new directions #Rory Flanagan #Brittany pierce #tina cohen chang #Kurt Hummel #Noah Puckerman #glee ratings

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spaceorphan18 · 4 years ago

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Could you rank Glee episodes by episode number? Like my favourite episode 1 from any season is ‘Love, love, love’ (5x01) And my favourite episode 8 is ‘A Wedding’ (6x08) (Etc.)

Oh, hmmm, interesting question! I’m not entirely sure what you’d like, but here’s how I’m interpreting it lol

These will be ranked favorites to least favorites.

Episode 1:

Love Love Love

Loser Like Me

The Purple Piano Project

Pilot

The New Rachel

Audition

Episode 2:

Homecoming

I Am Unicorn

Showmance

Britney 2.0

Tina in the Sky with Diamonds

Britney/Brittany

Episode 3:

Grilled Cheesus

The Quarterback

Jagged Little Tapestry

Makeover

Asian F

Acafellas

Episode 4:

Duets

Preggers

A Katy or a Gaga

The Break Up

The Hurt Locker 1

Pot o Gold

Episode 5:

The First Time

The Hurt Locker pt. 2

The End of Twerk

The Role You Were Born to Play

Rocky Horror Glee Show

Rhodes Not Taken

Episode 6:

Never Been Kissed

Movin’ Out

What the World Needs Now

Glease

Mash Off

Vitamin D

Episode 7:

Puppet Master

Dynamic Duets

Transitioning

The Substitute

Throwdown

I Kissed a Girl

Episode 8:

A Wedding

Furt

Thanksgiving

Hold Onto 16

Mash Up

Previously Unaired Christmas

Episode 9:

Extraordinary Merry Christmas

Frenemies

Wheels

Swan Song

Special Education

Child Star

Episode 10:

Glee Actually

Trio

Ballad

Yes/No

A Very Glee Christmas

The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester

Episode 11:

Sadie Hawkins

Michael

City of Angels

We Built This Glee Club

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle

Hairography

Episode 12:

2009

Silly Love Songs

Naked

100

Mattress

The Spanish Teacher

Episode 13:

Dreams Come True

New Directions

Diva

Heart

Sectionals

Comeback

Episode 14:

New New York

I Do

Blame it On the Alcohol

Hello

On My Way

Episode 15:

Big Brother

Sexy

The Power of Madonna

Girls and Boys on Film

Bash

Episode 16:

Original Song

Tested

Home

Feud

Saturday Night Gleever

Episode 17:

Dance With Somebody

Guilty Pleasures

Bad Reputation

Opening Night

Night of Neglect

Episode 18:

Born This Way

Laryngitis

The Back Up Plan

Choke

Shooting Star

Episode 19:

Old Dogs, New Tricks

Dream On

Rumours

Sweet Dreams

Promasaurus

Episode 20:

The Untitled Rachel Berry Project

Prom Queen

Theatricality

Props

Lights Out

Episode 21:

Wonderful

Funeral

Nationals

Funk

Episode 22:

Goodbye

All or Nothing

New York

Journey to Regionals

(In case you’re wondering about season finales -- please 6x13 and 5x20 on the top of the list respectively.)

#thanks for the question! An interesting thought experiment #that's how s.o. sees it #gorgxoxus

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gorgxoxus · 5 years ago

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18 episodes:

1. Favourite season 1 episode: Theatricality (1x20) - everyone dressed up, Lady Gaga, Furt, Burt!!

2. Favourite season 2 episode: Prom Queen (2x20) - get some more Blaine backstory, the songs are great and Kurt’s so brave.

3. Favourite season 3 episode: Heart (3x13) - I hate sad Kurt but the last 5 minutes make this episode.

4. Favourite season 4 episode: Wonder-ful (4x21) - great songs, Kurt Mercedes and Mike back and Kurt’s transformation in this episode melts my heart.

5. Favourite season 5 episode: 100 (5x12) - old songs back, everyone back, some great storyline’s.

6. Favourite season 6 episode: Jagged little Tapestry (6x03) - other than Santana’s awful rant, this episode is gold, pure gold.

7. Episode that makes me cry: The break up (4x04) - the first episode of Glee to make me cry.

8. Episode that makes me laugh: Guilty Pleasures (4x17) - omg Blam are hilarious and watching Sam do Copacabana and the girls do Wannabe is also hilarious.

9. Favourite tribute episode: Wonder-ful (4x21) - omg I just truly love this episode.

10. Favourite Christmas episode: Previously unaired Christmas (5x08) - I’m not a fan in general of the Christmas episodes but this is hilarious, has a Unique solo and Kurtcheltana causing a ruckus.

11. Episode with the best songs: Old dogs, New Tricks - this was a hard one to choose but this episode has some amazing songs and numbers. I love all the songs.

12. Favourite sectionals episode: Hold onto sixteen (3x08) - I don’t know why this is my fave but I do love it. Welcome back Sam!!

13. Favourite regionals episode: Original Song (2x16) - does anything rival this? First Klaine kiss, silly original songs and a great one from Mercedes, two bops from the NDs.

14. Favourite nationals episode: Nationals (3x21) - the best setlist, a feeling of being tight knit group and chaos.

15. Episode most people like but I don’t: Extraordinary Merry Christmas (3x09) - a lot of people love this episode but I’m really not a fan. I don’t like most of the songs.

16. Episode most people dislike but I like:

Sweet Dreams (4x19) - I get why most people don’t like this episode but it’s up there with some of my favourites.

#my opinions #glee

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miasswier · 8 years ago

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miasswier’s ultimate glee ranking: no 106

106. Extraordinary Merry Christmas

Written by: Marti Nixon Directed by: Matthew Morrison

Overall Thoughts: This week on Glee, they shove as many Christmas songs as the cast could physically handle into one episode, we’re reminded that Damian McGinty won The Glee Project, and Rachel Berry takes up 75% of the screen time acting like a Real Housewife of Lima on crack. Thankfully, Kurt and Blaine get like 3 minutes of screen time that is sort of cute, and Sam makes a couple of good points, thereby reminding us that he should have never left in the first place (come on, Chord Overstreet, get it together), but it’s not enough to make up for The Rachel Berry Christmas Barf Show Spectacular, especially since they cut the best Klaine scene from the episode.

What I Like:

The few minutes of Klaine that we get is really sweet and cute. They’re such fucking dorks, and I love when the show highlights that.

When Rory says he wants to dedicate his song to the King and Kurt goes “Jesus?” and Blaine just bumps his shoulder, shakes his head, and mouths, “no” like oh my god.

As well, the Christmas special moments where it’s just Kurt, Blaine, Mercedes, and Rachel are pretty cute and funny. Basically the only moments of the episode with Rachel that don’t make me roll my eyes.

They did a good job of weaving the Sam and Sue stuff together, and of making a point that it’s important to give back. I think that was the point of Rachel spending almost the entire episode acting like a spoiled brat? God, I don’t know. Either way, it was a good point, and it was nice to see Sue being on the right side of an argument for once.

“I think these are the end times”

“Are you dressed as Han Solo and Luke Skywalker?” “No, that’s copyright infringement. Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental.”

Finn giving Rachel a star. When I first watched it I found it lame and narcissistic, but now I think it’s sweet. Given what’s going to happen in a season and a half, I’m glad they have that.

What I Don’t Like:

Finchel kissing under the mistletoe. I don’t know why they made Finchel kiss like…. Twenty time an episode this season? But it’s episode 9 and I’m already tired of seeing those two swap spit. It’s even more frustrating when you think of the fact that Santana and Brittany haven’t even kissed once at this point on the show.

The amount of songs in this episode is so out of control. And like, there’s some episodes like “Original Song” and “Michael” that can pull off having a song every two minutes, but this one just feels like a 40-minute ad for the Glee Christmas album.

Literally everything about Rachel in this story. There are… four scenes? I think? That she isn’t in? And she’s obnoxious in basically all of them. Also, what the fuck, she’s Jewish. They couldn’t have like… tailored her story to that? I mean, if she’s doing Hanukkah, doesn’t that mean she’s getting eight presents? Why didn’t they try and tailor the plot to that? At least it would have felt more… honest, I guess?

Going off the last point… everything in this episode is about Rachel. Like I said, there’s maybe four scenes that she isn’t in this episode. I guess they’re just setting us up for the Finn and Rachel overload coming up in the back half of this season, but honestly, I’m already tired.

I can’t believe they cut the box scene to make room for more of Rachel. I mean, it’s not like she had 35 minutes of screen time already. Plus, their scene could have been cut much shorter to include the Klaine scene. Like? Ugh.

Songs:

All I Want for Christmas is You: Starting off strong with Mercedes killing it, as always. Of course, it’s instantly followed by Finn and Rachel slobbering all over each other, but what can you do. Glee loves to ruin good things by injecting Finchel into them.

Blue Christmas: I do like this song, even if it’s pretty sad. Damian McGinty does have an amazing voice. It’s too bad they made him the most boring character imaginable.

River: I feel like they could have just played the scene of Rachel singing “Merry Christmas Darling” again and I would have had the exact same emotional response as I did to this song. This episode must have been great for Rachel Berry fans, but as someone who struggles to like her at all this season, I just didn’t care.

Extraordinary Merry Christmas: I’ve never liked this song. Yeah, it’s upbeat, but it always felt strange to stick an original song in there, and especially to have it sung by Rachel and Blaine, who I really don’t think sound good together. Honestly, I almost wish this had been a Finchel duet instead. Yeah, I would have been forced to watch them kiss again probably, but I feel like their voices go so much nicer together than Blaine and Rachel’s.

Let it Snow: Obviously my favourite song of the episode. It’s cute, it’s sweet, and I like how upbeat it is. I know a lot of people had issues with the tempo of it (I remember when the song was released a bunch of people slowed it down and were like “omg it sounds so much better!”) but I think it works. I like it.

My Favourite Things: They already had ten thousand songs in this episode, and they went an included one that’s not even in the album smh. Like, don’t get me wrong, it sounds good, and I wish there had been more Rachel/Mercedes/Kurt/Blaine songs, but still.

Santa Claus is Coming to Town: This song is ruined for me because I had to listen to it four times a day all December long during my seasonal job this year. I skipped the scene because I was having retail flashbacks.

Christmas Wrapping: Imagine if they had taken out this totally unnecessary song (or “My Favourite Things”) and kept the Box Scene? Ah, how wonderful that would have been.

Do They Know it’s Christmas?: It’s a nice song, but at this point I just want to shove a sock into all of their mouths and scream “STOP SINGING.”

Final Thoughts: I know it’s probably an unpopular opinion to have this episode ranked lower than “Previously Unaired Christmas”, but that one at least entertained me. This one doesn’t. I used to watch it every Christmas, along with “A Very Glee Christmas”, just to get me in the spirit, but now I can’t. I watch the Holiday Spectacular scenes (until Puck and Finn walk in) and that’s it. The rest of this episode just makes me so annoyed. I cannot.

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todaydreambelievers · 8 years ago

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Top Twenty Survey Results

Okay guys -- I have the results of your Survey!

While I’m not that surprised by the results there are a few interesting things to observe...

After the first 8 - the percentage of people voting for an episode drops below the majority. You guys may be Klainers - but what you enjoy with the rest of your episodes is incredibly varied.

The average number of votes an episode got was 41 (14.9%)

Only 20 Episodes had 0 votes

The longest stretch between 0s was between Wonderful-The Hurt Locker pt. 2

Season 2 has the most difference between high ranked episodes and low ranked episodes.

Season 1 had the most number of ‘0′ vote episodes with 6. Season 2 was second with 5.

Average vote per episode per season:

Season 1 - 25 Season 2 - 66 Season 3 - 43 Season 4 - 31.5 Season 5 - 49.1 Season 6 - 44

Total Votes: 276

Original Song (2x16) - 219 (79.3%)

The First Time (3x05) - 207 (75%)

Never Been Kissed (2x06) -190 (68.8%)

Born This Way (2x18) - 162 (58.7)

New New York (5x14) - 161 (58.3%)

Love, Love, Love (5x01) - 157 (56.9%)

Dreams Come True (6x13) - 154 (55.8%)

Prom Queen (2x20) - 150 (54.3%)

The Quarterback (5x03) - 121 (43.8%)

Silly Love Songs (2x12) - 115 (41.7%)

Blame It On the Alcohol (2x14) - 113 (40.9%)

2009 (6x12) - 108 (39.1%)

Dance With Somebody (3x17) - 108 (39.1%)

Tested (5x16) - 107 (38.8%)

I Do (4x14) - 105 (38%)

Big Brother (3x15) - 100 (36.2%)

Grilled Cheesus (2x03) - 96 (34.8%)

Dynamic Duets (4x07) - 94 (34.8%)

Preggers (1x04) - 94 (34.1%)

The Break Up (4x04) - 91 (33%)

A Wedding (6x08) - 89 (32.2%)

The Purple Piano Project (3x01) - 81 (29.3%)

Pilot (1x01) - 77 (27.9%)

The Hurt Locker pt. 2 (6x05) - 71 (25.7%)

Theatricality (1x20) - 68 (24.6%)

Micahel (3x11) - 66 (23.9%)

Guilty Pleasures (4x17) - 64 (23.2%)

Furt (2x08) - 64 (23.2%)

Duets (2x04) - 62 (22.5%)

Extraordinary Merry Christmas (3x10) - 54 (19.6%)

Old Dogs, New Tricks (5x19) - 53 (19.2%)

The Power of Madonna (1x15) - 53 (19.2%)

The Untitled Rachel Berry Project (5x20) - 52 (18.8%)

Girls and Boys on Film (4x14) - 51 (18.5%)

Nationals (3x21) - 51 (18.5%)

Puppet Master (5x07) - 50 (18.1%)

Sexy (2x15) - 50 (18.1%)

Laryngitis (1x18) - 50 (18.1%)

Bash (5x15) - 49 (17.8%)

Movin’ Out (5x06) - 48 (17.4%)

Loser Like Me (6x01) - 46 (16.7%)

Hold Onto 16 (3x08) - 45 (16.3%)

Journey to Regionals (1x22) - 45 (16.3%)

A Very Glee Christmas (2x10) - 43 (15.6%)

Glee, Actually (4x10) - 41 (14.9%)

Wheels (1x09) - 37 (13.8%)

Vitamin D (1x06) - 34 (12.3%)

Shooting Star (4x18) - 33 (12%)

Diva (4x13) - 33 (12%)

Asian F (3x03) - 33 (12%)

Goodbye (3x22) - 32 (11.6%)

Wonderful (4x21) - 31 (11.2%)

On My Way (3x14) - 31 (11.2%)

Glease (4x06) - 30 (10.9%)

New York (2x22) - 30 (10.9%)

Sectionals (1x13) - 30 (10.9%)

Trio (5x10) - 27 (9.8%)

A Katy or a Gaga (5x04) - 27 (9.8%)

Thanksgiving (4x08) - 27 (9.8%)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (2x05) - 26 (9.4%)

Transitioning (6x07) - 25 (9.1%)

The Hurt Locker pt. 1 (6x04) - 24 (8.7%)

100 (5x12) - 23 (8.3%)

Sadie Hawkins (4x11) - 22 (8%)

Heart (3x13) - 22 (8%)

Jagged Little Tapestry (6x03) - 21 (7.6%)

Homecoming (6x02) - 21 (7.6%)

New Directions (5x13) - 21 (7.6%)

Swan Song (4x09) - 21 (7.6%)

Rumours (2x19) - 21 (7.6%)

Props (3x20) - 20 (7.2%)

Promasaurus (3x19) - 20 (7.2%)

City of Angels (5x11) - 17 (6.2%)

Saturday Night Gleever (3x16) - 16 (5.8%)

I Kissed a Girl (3x07) - 16 (5.8%)

Mash Off (3x06) - 16 (5.8%)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2x11) - 16 (5.8%)

Hello (1x14) - 16 (5.8%)

Previously Unaired Christmas (5x08) - 15 (5.4%)

Ballad (1x10) - 15 (5.4%)

Opening Night (5x17) - 14 (5.1%)

Frenemies (5x09) - 14 (5.1%)

Choke (3x18) - 14 (5.1%)

Special Education (2x09) - 14 (5.1%)

Britney/Brittany (2x02) - 14 (5.1%)

Home (1x16) - 14 (5.1%)

We Built This Glee Club (6x11) - 13 (4.7%)

Dream On (1x19) - 13 (4.7%)

The New Rachel (4x01) - 12 (4.3%)

All or Nothing (4x22) - 11 (4%)

Naked (4x12) - 10 (3.6%)

Mash Up (1x08) - 10 (3.6%)

The Back Up Plan (5x18) - 9 (3.3%)

Tina in the Sky with Diamonds (5x02) - 9 (3.3%)

Makeover (4x03) - 9 (3.3%)

I Am Unicorn (3x02) - 9 (3.3%)

The End of Twerk (5x05) - 8 (2.9%)

Britney 2.0 (4x02) - 8 (2.9%)

Mattress (1x12) - 8 (2.9%)

Yes/No (3x10) - 7 (2.5%)

Bad Reputation (1x17) - 7 (2.5%)

The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester (6x10) - 0

Child Star (6x09) - 0

What The World Needs Now (6x06) - 0

Lights Out (4x20) - 0

Sweet Dreams (4x19) - 0

Feud (4x16) - 0

The Role You Were Born to Play (4x05) - 0

The Spanish Teacher (3x12) - 0

Pot o Gold (3x04) - 0

Funeral (2x21) - 0

Night of Neglect (2x17) - 0

Comeback (2x13) - 0

The Substitute (2x07) - 0

Audition (2x01) - 0

Funk (1x21) - 0

Hairography (1x11) - 0

Throwdown (1x07) - 0

The Rhodes Not Taken (1x05) - 0

Acafellas (1x03) - 0

Showmance (1x02) - 0

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spaceorphan18 · 7 years ago

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SO’S GLEE EPISODE RANKING: Complete List

So @nadiacreek‘s finally getting her list out to the world - I thought I’d put mine in a single list so we can compare and contrast for the upcoming podcast she and I are doing for TDB Podcast.

New New York (5x14)

Original Song (2x16)

Love Love Love (5x01)

The First Time (3x05)

2009 (6x12)

Tested (5x16)

Born This Way (2x18)

The Untitled Rachel Berry Project (5x20)

Prom Queen (2x20)

Dreams Come True (6x13)

The Quarterback (5x03)

Guilty Pleasures (4x17)

Loser Like Me (6x01)

New Directions (5x13)

Duets (2x04)

Laryngitis (1x18)

Dance With Somebody (3x17)

Puppet Master (5x07)

Never Been Kissed (2x06)

A Wedding (6x08)

Theatricality (1x20)

Big Brother (3x15)

Wonderful (4x21)

I Do (4x14)

Dynamic Duets (4x07)

Silly Love Songs (2x12)

Diva (4x13)

The Hurt Locker pt. 2 (6x05)

The Purple Piano Project (3x01)

The Back Up Plan (5x18)

Grilled Cheesus (2x03)

The Break Up (4x04)

Blame It On the Alcohol (2x14)

Home (1x16)

Jagged Little Tapestry (6x03)

Glee, Actually (4x10)

Girls and Boys on Film (4x15)

The Power of Madonna (1x15)

Frenemies (5x09)

Old Dogs, New Tricks (5x19)

Goodbye (3x22)

Homecoming (6x0)

A Katy or a Gaga (5x04)

Sadie Hawkins (4x11)

Makeover (4x03)

Extraordinary Merry Christmas (3x09)

Sexy (2x15)

Movin’ Out (5x06)

All or Nothing (4x22)

Wheels (1x09)

The End of Twerk (5x05)

Bash (5x15)

Bad Reputation (1x17)

Transitioning (6x07)

Trio (5x10)

What the World Needs Now (6x06)

Opening Night (5x17)

City of Angels (5x11)

Sectionals (1x13)

We Built This Glee Club (6x11)

Pilot (1x01)

Furt (2x08)

The Hurt Locker pt. 1 (6x04)

Heart (3x13)

Feud (4x16)

I Am Unicorn (3x02)

The Substitute (2x07)

Ballad (1x10)

Journey to Regionals (1x22)

Rumours (2x19)

100 (5x12)

Michael (3x11)

Preggers (1x04)

New York (2x22)

Tina in the Sky With Diamonds (5x02)

Thanksgiving (4x08)

Special Education (2x09)

Swan Song (4x09)

Saturday Night Gleever (3x16)

Naked (4x12)

Dream On (1x19)

Shooting Star (4x18)

Choke (3x18)

Yes/No (3x10)

Hold Onto 16 (3x08)

Funeral (2x21)

The Role You Were Born to Play (4x05)

Asian F (3x03)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2x11)

Britney 2.0 (4x02)

A Very Glee Christmas (2x10)

Promasarus (3x19)

Hello (1x14)

Mattress (1x12)

The New Rachel (4x01)

Hairography (1x11)

Throwdown (1x07)

Mash Off (3x06)

Vitamin D (1x06)

Previously Unaired Christmas (5x08)

Props (3x20)

Showmance (1x02)

Britney/Brittany (2x02)

The Rocky Horror Glee Show (2x05)

On My Way (3x14)

Sweet Dreams (4x19)

The Rhodes Not Taken (1x05)

Nationals (3x21)

Child Star (6x09)

Comeback (2x13)

Glease (4x06)

Mash Up (1x08)

Pot o Gold (3x04)

Funk (1x21)

Lights Out (4x20)

A Night of Neglect (2x17)

Audition (2x01)

Acafellas (1x03)

I Kissed a Girl (3x07)

The Spanish Teacher (3x12)

The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester (6x10)

So - looking at this list, I can definitely tell I grouped things by tens when I originally did this. There may be some minor differences now (and I’ll be interested to see the differences when I do my within the season rankings for TDB Rewatch recap week).

Also - thinking season wise, I think it’s pretty clear how I feel.

Seasons 2 and 5 are my favorites - though I think season 2 has extreme highs and lows, while season 5 is more consistent.

Seasons 4 and 6 Idk if I could choose between - I think I like them equally, tbh.

Season 1 - which has some great things in the back 9, but the Front 13 always feels like a slog.

and Season 3. Ug. But it does have some bright moments in it.

#glee episode rankings #I know there are other people out there doing rankings too -- looking forward to more people's lists!!

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spaceorphan18 · 8 years ago

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A Kurt and Blaine Fan’s Very Serious Guide to Glee

Are you a fan of Kurt, Blaine or Klaine? Are you thinking about rewatching Glee and aren’t sure what episodes to savor and what episodes to skip? Well -- I have just the guide for you.

Season 1

Pilot: Introduction to the show. Apparently, Kurt is not the main character, or the secondary main character. Blaine does not exist. Kurt sings Mr. Cellophane and is sassy. He also gets thrown in a dumpster.

3/10 Stars**

(Stars are based on how much Kurt and/or Blaine are in the episode, and have no bearing on quality of the episode. Y’all should know that I’m good with my scientific evaluation of these episodes by now.)

Showmance: Kurt sits in the background and has less sassy remarks.

1/10 Stars

Acafellas: Kurt comes out to Mercedes and shows he’s more of a man than Will will ever be.

8/10 Stars

Preggers: Kurt comes out to his dad, scores the game winning goal in the football game, rocks out to Beyonce in a leotard, and proves he’s by far the most interesting character on this show.

10/10 Stars

The Rhodes Not Taken: Kurt cries when Kristin Chenoweth sings, and throws up on Emma’s shoes.

2/10 Stars

Vitamin D: Kurt wears cool sunglasses, and sides with the girls.

2/10 Stars

Throwdown: Sue refers to Kurt as gay kid.

1/10 Stars

Mash-Up: Kurt throws a slushie in his own face.

1/10 Stars

Wheels: Kurt challenges Rachel to a diva-off, and throws the high note in Defying Gravity to protect his father. We are all emotional.

10/10 Stars

Ballad: Kurt and Finn bond over their dead parents.

9/10 Stars

Hairography: Kurt makes over Rachel and wants to stuff a sock in her mouth.

7/10 Stars

Mattress: Kurt spouts off exposition to set up the plot.

1/10 Stars

Sectionals: Kurt, um, goes to Sectionals because they need 12 people.

1/10 Stars

Hell-O: Kurt gets a slushie in his face while walking with Rachel and Mercedes.

1/10 Stars

The Power of Madonna: Kurt and Mercedes make over Sue for the greater good. They become cheerleaders.

9/10 Stars

Home: Kurt sets up Carole and Burt, but is sad when Finn and Burt begin to bond, making him feel left out. It’s tragic. Pretty Kurt cries.

10/10 Stars

Bad Reputation: Kurt is a badass, posts Sue’s Physical video online, distracts people in the library, and tells Sue the truth.

8/10 Stars

Laryngitis: Kurt dresses like red-neck trucker, makes out with Brittany, tries to lower his voice an octave, and then sings a really angsty Gypsy song, and is generally glorious.

11/10 Stars

Dream On: Kurt is excited about bedazzled shit. Has no lines.

1/10 Stars

Theatricality: Kurt dresses up like Lady Gaga, stands up to bullies, sets up a love nest for Finn, and very theatrically kicks over a chair.

10/10 Stars

Funk: Kurt sings a 12 minute Celine Dion medley in French for the Cheerios. We don’t get to see it.

2/10 Stars

Journey to Regionals: Kurt, um, goes to regionals because they need 12 people.

1/10 Stars

Season 2

Audition: Kurt gets a slushy to his face. Becomes a main character - only not in this episode

1/10 Stars

Britney/Brittany: Kurt is very sassy about Britney Spears

3/10 Stars

Grilled Cheesus: Burt almost dies of a heart attack and Kurt is very sad. Sings I Want to Hold Your Hand, and we all cry. Also religion.

10/10 Stars

Duets: Kurt sings a duet with himself, which is vocal masturbation. Also sings a duet with Rachel, which is just a duet.

10/10 Stars

The Rocky Horror Glee Show: Kurt dresses up as RiffRaff and hides in the background

1/10 Stars

Never Been Kissed: BLAINE ARRIVES AND ALL IS GLORIOUS YES WE ARE ALL HERE FOR THIS!

10/10 Stars

The Substitute: Kurt and Blaine going on a date to Breadstix. Mercedes is also there.

6/10 Stars

Furt: Kurt and Finn’s parents get married and everyone is all one big happy mashed-up family.

10/10 Stars

Special Education: Kurt joins the warblers and gets a pet bird

8/10 Stars

A Very Glee Christmas: Kurt and Blaine sing a flirty Christmas song to each other that has nothing to do with anything else in the episode.

4/10 Stars

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle: Blaine loves football. Kurt loves scarves. They’re both mostly ignored because too gay to be after the Superbowl

2/10 Stars

Silly Love Songs: Kurt and Blaine pretend to be Harry and Sally. Blaine thinks he’s in love with Jeremiah because he’s dumb and doesn’t know he’s really in love with Kurt.

10/10 Stars

Comeback: Kurt and Blaine are not in this episode. I think it’s about Justin Beiber. They’re probably grateful they missed it.

0/10 Stars

Blame it on the Alcohol: Blaine still hasn’t figured out he’s in love with Kurt. Gets very drunk and makes out with Rachel instead. Kurt gets snarky.

10/10 Stars

Sexy: Blaine is sexy. Kurt tries to be sexy. Blaine talks to Burt about sex. Burt talks to Kurt about sex. The Warblers have a giant foam party.

9/10 Stars

Original Song: Kurt’s bird dies. Blaine figures out he’s in love with Kurt. They kiss and are interrupted by a giant red piano. Also Candles.

12/10 Stars

A Night of Neglect: The show neglects Kurt and Blaine are on it. Stick them in a scene with Karofsky and Santana because all the gays together.

1/10 Stars

Born This Way: Kurt comes back to McKinley. Tells everyone they should be themselves. Blaine serenades Kurt in the court yard. It’s all very romantic. Barbra Streisand is not in a mall in Ohio.

10/10 Stars

Rumours: People think Kurt is secretly dating Sam. These people are dumb because he’s not. He’s dating Blaine. Sometimes the truth is what’s actually standing in front of you.

5/10 Stars

Prom Queen: Kurt rocks an epic look for prom. Is voted Prom Queen. Blaine asks him to dance. It is glorious.

10/10 Sparkly Stars

Funeral: Kurt and Finn help Sue plan her sister’s funeral. Also Kurt auditions to be the star -- but fails because Lea Michele and Ryan Murphy are bff.

6/10 Stars

New York: Kurt and Rachel decide that they’re going to go New York forever. They sing on a Broadway stage. Kurt decides Blaine will come with. Also - I love you.

6/10 Stars

Season 3

The Purple Piano Project: Kurt and Blaine eye-fuck each other in the Lima bean because they aren’t actually having sex yet. Blaine transfers to McKinley, which is a totally great idea and has no repercussions whats so ever. Blaine serenades Kurt in the courtyard round 2.

10/10 Stars

I Am Unicorn: Kurt proves he’s the most unicorn of all the unicorns. Blaine becomes a junior.

10/10 Stars

Asian F: Kurt gives Blaine flowers.

2/10 Stars

Pot o Gold: Kurt runs for student council. Blaine sings a solo.

3/10 Stars

The First Time: KURT AND BLAINE HAVE SEX AND IT’S ALL GLORIOUS!!!

50/10 Stars

Mash Off: Kurt tries to ban dodgeball. Blaine plays supportive boyfriend.

4/10 Stars

I Kissed a Girl: Kurt looses the student election. Blaine plays supportive boyfriend.

4/10 Stars

Hold Onto 16: Kurt is snarky with Sebastian. Blaine beats up a punching bag.

4/10 Stars

Extraordinary Merry Christmas: Kurt and Blaine host a Christmas party in their bachelor chalet in the Swiss Alps. Blaine sorta proposes to Kurt, but it is cut “for time”.

10/10 Stars

Yes/No: Kurt and Blaine look at each other. Yup. That’s what happens.

1/10 Stars

Michael: Blaine pretends to be a pirate. Kurt and Blaine sit three feet apart not on the bed because too gay.

8/10 Stars

The Spanish Teacher: Kurt totally would not ever, no ever say yes to Blaine’s proposal. Blaine recovers from being a pirate.

2/10 Stars

Heart: Kurt is stalked by a giant gorilla. Blaine returns from his recovery.

7/10 Stars

On My Way: Kurt cries himself through the episode. Blaine stays quiet.

5/10 Stars

Big Brother: COOPER ANDERSON! A man in a dress is dead

10/10 Stars

Saturday Night Gleever: Kurt and Blaine are more than a woman to each other. Kurt and Mercedes befriend Unique.

4/10 Stars

Dance With Somebody: OH NO FIGHTS AND ANGST AND OH NO! But everything works out and Kurt serenades Blaine and stops putting bronzer in Blaine’s moisturizer.

10/10 Stars

Choke: Kurt auditions for NYADA. Blaine is a supportive boyfriend. Also no more candles.

7/10 Stars

Promasaurus: Kurt and Blaine decided to go to an anti-prom, then real prom. Blaine takes out the gel in his hair. Supposedly a lot of after prom sex, but we don’t see any of it because censors.

8/10 Stars

Props: Finn and Puck pretend to be Kurt and Blaine. Kurt and Blaine pretend to be Snooki and The Situation

5/10 Stars

Nationals: Kurt and Blaine, um, go to nationals because they need 12 people.

1/10 Stars

Goodbye: Kurt says goodbye to everyone but Blaine. Blaine is still sad. Kurt is sad because he doesn’t get into NYADA.

9/10 Stars.

Season 4

The New Rachel: Kurt lounges around Lima before going to New York. Blaine is sassy. Blaine serenades Kurt in the courtyard round 3.

7/10 Stars

Britney 2.0: Blaine catches Britney talking to herself. Kurt fills Rachel in on the exposition.

3/10 Stars

Makeover: Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, gets a job at Vogue.com, and ignores his boyfriend. Blaine runs for student council and wins. Blaine is sad.

9/10 Stars

The Break Up: KURT AND BLAINE BREAK UP THIS IS THE WORST EVER!!

-15/10 Stars

The Role You Were Born to Play: Blaine gets to be a literal angel, but cries about his break up for one scene. Kurt watches The Notebook and takes ambien, but off screen.

1/10 Stars

Glease: Kurt and Blaine silently angst at each other.

2/10 Stars

Dynamic Duets: Blaine gets to be a super hero and learns to forgive himself. Also becomes bff with Sam. Kurt is drinking Rachel’s Kool-Aide off screen.

10/10 Stars

Thanksgiving: Rachel brain washes Kurt into staying in New York instead of going home. Isabelle talks sense into him. Kurt and Blaine have a phone call and it’s sad but it’s good.

4/10 Stars

Swan Song: Blaine becomes a cheerleader. Kurt sings his way into NYADA

5/10 Stars

Glee, Actually: Burt gives Blaine as a present to Kurt. Kurt and Blaine may or may not sleep together.

8/10 Stars

Sadie Hawkins: Blaine gets a crush on Sam. Kurt gets a crush on Adam. Both ignore that they’re still in love with each other. Trent Warbler comes back.

9/10 Stars

Naked: Kurt does not get naked. Blaine gets semi-naked.

3/10 Stars

Diva: Kurt takes down Rachel and it’s satisfying. Blaine gets steamrolled by Tina.

10/10 Stars

I Do: Kurt and Blaine sing a flirty love duet, make out in a car, and have sex in a hotel room. But they’re only friends.

10/10 Stars

Girls and Boys on Film: Kurt has a fantasy about Blaine. Adam takes Kurt to a romantic film, and he’s mysteriously never seen again.

8/10 Stars

Feud: Blaine is not on the bottom. Not really. Blaine infiltrates Sue’s cheerios. Kurt’s upset because Santana took his pillow.

7/10 Stars

Guilty Pleasures: Kurt sleeps with Bruce, and watches a lot of TV. Blaine sings Phil Collins. They throw the magical, golden hoola-hoop of destiny to each other.

10/10 Stars

Shooting Star: Blaine quietly stays out of the plot. Kurt quietly stays out of the episode.

.5/10 Stars

Sweet Dreams: Blaine tries to take over New Directions, but Will yells at him. Even when he’s right. Kurt bakes cookies.

2/10 Stars

Lights Out: Kurt goes to the ballet. Blaine does an exercise routine.

3/10 Stars

Wonderful: Kurt returns to Lima to make sure Burt is okay. Blaine decides to buy a ring for Kurt. All is wonderful.

9/10 Stars

All or Nothing: Blaine meets delightful lesbians. Kurt and Blaine go on a double date with the delightful lesbians. Blaine buys a ring.

6/10 Stars

Season 5

Love, Love, Love: KURT AND BLAINE GET BACK TOGETHER AND BLAINE PROPOSES AND EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL!

100/10 Stars

Tina in the Sky with Diamonds: Blaine sings a Beatles song at a piano. Kurt sings a Beatles song on top of a piano.

4/10 Stars

The Quarterback: Finn dies. Everyone is sad.

10/10 Stars

A Katy or a Gaga: Blaine is a Katy trying to be a Gaga. Kurt is a Gaga feeling intimidated by another Gaga.

8/10 Stars

The End of Twerk: Blaine shakes his booty. Kurt gets a tattoo and a tongue ring. They have Skype sex.

9/10 Stars

Movin’ Out: Blaine doesn’t want to go to NYADA. Kurt says come to NYADA. Blaine goes to NYADA.

8/10 Stars

Puppet Master: Blaine plays with puppets. Kurt doesn’t want to be a puppet.

10/10 Stars

Previously Unaired Christmas: This episode does not exist.

Invisible Stars

Frenemies: Kurt finally makes a friend. Blaine becomes valedictorian.

7/10 Stars

Trio: Blaine hangs out with Sam and Tina, and does not fondle their boobs. Kurt starts his second cover band.

8/10 Stars

City of Angels: Blaine is the only one who reads the show choir blogs. Kurt is distraught about the end of a glee club he hasn’t been in in two years. Wait. It’s still one at this point.

6/10 Stars

100: Kurt sings Defying Gravity again, and this time hits the note. Blaine implies to April that he and Kurt have already engaged in sodomy.

7/10 Stars

New Directions: Tina fantasizes about Kurt and Blaine making out. Kurt and Blaine reveal that they are not adopting a Russian baby. Quinn offers her egg instead. And after 84,000 years, Blaine finally gets to graduate.

10/10 Stars

New New York: Kurt and Blaine get to be all grown up and stuff. They fight, they make up, and they even are allowed to talk about having sex. Everything is perfect even if it’s not.

10/10 Stars

Bash: Kurt is Kurt from All the Other Ghosts. Blaine is sad.

10/10 Stars

Tested: Blaine falls in love with cronuts. Kurt is jealous. Kurt is badass. Blaine is jealous. They both will always love each other. Swords.

10/10 Stars

Opening Night: Kurt and Blaine love everyone at the bar. Sue has sex on their bed.

8/10 Stars

The Back Up Plan: An old lady tells Blaine he’ll be a star if he drops Kurt. SHE’S A WITCH BLAINE STOP!!

10/10 Stars

Old Dogs, New Tricks: Kurt mysteriously develops a love for old people, dogs, and fairy tales. Blaine is mysteriously sidelined.

10/10 Stars

The Untitled Rachel Berry Project: Blaine and Brittany get a more revealing sex scene with each other in someone’s fantasy than they do with Kurt and Santana. Kurt and Blaine decided to trust and love each other through everything, which totally sets up season 6.

10/10 Stars

Season 6

Loser Like Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY BROKE UP AGAIN THIS IS SO STUPID!! (Actually, it’s very good. Except the Karofsky part.)

10/10 Stars

Homecoming: Kurt and Blaine decide to be teachers.

8/10 Stars

Jagged Little Tapestry: Kurt pines over Blaine. The show makes him a music video.

9/10 Stars

The Hurt Locker 1: Sue has a shrine to Klaine that in no way resembles the audience. Kurt likes old people so much, he tries to date one. Blaine has a bear in his apartment.

9/10 Stars

The Hurt Locker 2: Kurt and Blaine are locked in an elevator with a bathroom.

10/10 Stars

What the World Needs Now: Blaine sings for Brittany and Santana. Kurt takes joy that the Karofsky plot line is almost over.

2/10 Stars

Transitioning: Kurt manipulates fate. Blaine kisses him because their lips are magnetically pulled towards each other.

8/10 Stars

A Wedding: Kurt and Blaine decide being broken up is stupid and get married instead.

10.5/10

Child Star: Kurt and Blaine are on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, we don’t get to see it.

0/10 Stars

The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester: Kurt and Blaine learn that the writers like Jane Lynch better than them.

3/10 Stars

We Built This Glee Club: A piano blows up. Blaine thinks it’s pretty.

4/10 Stars

2009: Pilot redo. Kurt is a main character this time. Kurt and Blaine don’t cross paths.

10/10 Stars

Dreams Come True: Kurt and Blaine go off to be a success on Broadway and have a baby girl and live happily ever after just like every fluffy fanfic ever.

10/10 Stars

The End

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