#searching for sasquatch

[bigfootbeat]

Bigfoot Town Hall

Harrison Daily (Arkansas), Sept. 21st, 2024

[mygrowingcollection]

Searching For Sasquatch

[jellysshitpoems]

Hey tumblr do y’all believe in Sasquatch or big foot??

Explain your position if you can!

[sergioguymanproust]

The dangers of the wilderness are many ,a reminder that there are other predators that will come for us in search of a meal.It has always been that way,so if you happen to go camping , think and plan your excursions with care , but no matter how diligent you are remember that the risk will always be there.Let me let you in a small secret ,we shamans that live closer to Mother Nature than the rest of humans have been ,let’s say informed that new species far stronger and bigger than us are on the way here,from a planet 10 times bigger than Earth,they are brought here by extraterrestrial beings that breed them for the clearing,well killing any other top predators thus making room for these extraterrestrial beings to take over ,this process takes hundreds of years and we have selected to be wiped out.But don’t worry our species have many surprises to quell the invasion.To give you an idea of how tall them beings are ,just look at the current lineup of cryptids some bioengineered by the scientists in the military. They have been currently working on Sasquatch ,their DNA could very well be our salvation.Our race must awake to the fact that there are indeed more powerful beings here on this planet that have always wanted to take over this watery planet.Our incredulity has been our Achilles heel all along.This time we must take a stand not to coward and give in to more powerful forces.Words by Sergio GuymanProust.

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When animals go on the attack.

[hardtickettohomevideo]

Schlocktoberfest XIV: A Really BIGfoot Recap

Let‘s wander through the forest again! Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 1: The Capture Of Bigfoot Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 2: Demonwarp Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 3: Night Of The Demon Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 4: Sasquatch: The Legend Of Bigfoot Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 5: Abominable Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 6: The Witch Who Came From The Sea Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 7: The Bigfoot Trap Schlocktoberfest…

[newsfromstolenland]

A man’s ongoing efforts to track down the elusive sasquatch in remote areas of British Columbia suggest he’s capable of working, and therefore not entitled to spousal support, a judge has ruled.

The unusual circumstances were detailed in a recent divorce decision handed down in B.C. Supreme Court, which makes multiple references to the 57-year-old’s sasquatch-seeking expeditions.

It was one such venture that led to the couple’s separation in August 2020.

His wife told the court he went on a camping trip on Vancouver Island that month in search of the mythical ape-like creature – and brought along an ex-girlfriend without telling her.

“The respondent was extremely upset by this,” Justice Robin Baird wrote, in his Jan. 17 decision.

“Before the claimant returned home she fired off a text to him declaring that their marriage was over, and she never changed her mind.”

The husband’s claim for spousal support also hinged on him being unable to work due to a mishap that occurred during a previous sasquatch outing years earlier.

[...]

But Baird was ultimately not convinced the husband was left “totally disabled” by the accident, or that he “cannot earn income from employment of some kind or other” – partly because of his ongoing sasquatch-related endeavours.

“The claimant continues to enjoy camping, fishing, hunting, riding ‘quad’ motorcycles, and exploring remote areas of B.C. in search of sasquatch,” the judge wrote.

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Tagging: @allthecanadianpolitics

This is definitely one for my unhinged news tag

[thinkazul]

reblog if you would've gone with jimmy on his bigfoot camping trip

[etheralisi]

Rottmnt Fakeposting part 3

Find parts 1 and 2 here + 3.5 + 4 because this couldn’t all fit on one post

🍏holy-sewer-apples Follow

I met a little green alien dude once. Wonder if he’s doing okay

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🕜has-lou-jitsu-been-found-yet Follow

Day 3679 of me posting: no

🎃scared-of-crows-deactivated23902741 Follow

Get a hobby

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

I will out your search history 

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☄️gravity-tumbles Follow

Every time I phone in sick, I think about that one kid who came into school bright green. Must’ve been ill as hell. I could never 

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🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

Sasquatch this kappacrawler that. There’s only one cryptid I care about and that’s my neighbour’s cat. That thing ain’t a cat. It’s bright yellow and it stares into my soul

🚫nonononope Follow

That’s normal cat behaviour

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID BRIGHT YELLOW

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

No I don’t have any pictures. Stop asking. Damn not-cat keeps vanishing into thin air

🫂glompglomp Follow

Tf is a kappacrawler

🐺wendigo-watcher Follow

Local New York conspiracy. Scuttles around sewers, on roofs, steals your children (maybe)

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

This ain’t about him

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🧚pixipartched Follow

I really really feel bad for asking, but I don’t have much of a choice. Aliens squished by home. Here’s a link to my go fund me here

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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

Last time I had this many people following me, it was an ambush

#I don’t know what I did but hi

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🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

EVERY WEBSITE I VISIT ASKS IF I ACCEPT COOKIES

🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

NO I DO NOT

🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

BEGONE. KEEP YOUR SUBPAR BAKED GOODS TO YOURSELF

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

>:(

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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

My driver’s license is a two year winning streak in Mario kart. Try arresting me now

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

Oh???? So you lie to your followers???? I know I won first place last games night and you know it

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

You cheated

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Says the guy who hacks games as a pastime. I still want a rematch

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

You tell him corn

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Oh I know you’re not innocent either mr

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🚂imatrainwreck Follow

If only there was a way to grow instant luscious locks

🐙massages-at-a-price Follow

I can help with that

#hehe

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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Throwback to that one time my brother was mistaken as IT when trying to return someone’s keys

🥊 red_hotsoup Follow

I was just trying to help

#they fell down the drain #so I picked them up and pushed them back through the grate #I wasn’t trying to be scary #and should you really be posting this

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cyyyynamon said: I’m going cave diving tomorrow. Will I see you there?

💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

But you didn’t invite me?

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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

Don’t send me back to jail. I’m too pretty

🥊 red_hotsoup Follow

What have you done now

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

I was too pretty ✨

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Be original, Blue

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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

First day of school. I’ve never seen this many people in one area before

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Oh the joys of public school. 

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

*Wipes tear* they grow up so fast

💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

So apparently normal people don’t chirp. I never want to hold a conversation ever again

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🕵️‍♀️sloopersleuth Follow

Yoooooo what if our mysterious superheroes in rainbow know the kappacrawler??? You think they’re buddies? Think they hang out and chill and talk about how their week has been? Think kappacrawler house sits from them sometimes? Think they share birthday cards?

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🎽tink-tank-toe Follow

Sometimes I wonder if time travellers really exist. Are we all just on some divergent timeline? How close a shave have we come to a world obsolete?

🛶canoodleoodle Follow

#posts that keep me up at night

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🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow

Remember to spread the positivity ✨☀️ Kindness can go a long way

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Where was this kindness when it came to the last pizza slice?

🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow

I was already at my daily kindness quota 

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🔎detective-cornstarch Follow

It has occurred to me not everyone on this website knows about the kappacrawler

🔎detective-cornstarch Follow

Your loss

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🦷sleeptooth Follow

#i am curious

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🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler, take me away

🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler, whisk me away into the night

🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler kidnap me

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🍮fastest-flanalive Follow

Stop with these he/him pronouns for the kappacrawler. Did you ask them their preferred pronouns????? No. Kappacrawler could be a very fancy lady

🐈meown Follow

I’m very sorry kappacrawler. You can be a fancy lady if you want :(

🍯honeyhoneysugar Follow

Have we been misgendering kappacrawler with whole time? 

😐restingsnitchface Follow

It’s a cryptid. You think it’ll care about gender?

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🐸frippityfroppity Follow

If I was a kappacrawler where would I hide

🍾snopop Follow

In your walls

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🫣flinx-blinx Follow

I thought there was only one kappacrawler. But I swear I just saw two. Is there a mr and mrs kappa??? Baby kappletts??? A whole kappa family 🥹🥹

😈my-dad-is-satan Follow

Maybe? I think there’s at least three

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��nightmonkey Follow

Who is this kappa??? Why is he crawling???

🐒nightmonkey Follow

Spider-man wannabe

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🦜petite-parakeet Follow

Still convinced that whole invasion thing was a hoax. Elaborate, but a hoax

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🪄meet-my-nunchucks Follow

Were those aliens sent packing? I’m confused

🪄meet-my-nunchucks Follow

Are they at home? On some faraway planet? Kicking their tentacles up after a long day at work invading our planet?

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💗love-duv Follow

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📖myfixoffic Follow

Guys come read my slenderman x kappacrawler fic here for all of your slenderkappa needs

🌑faded-moonlight Follow

Why would you write this?

📖myfixoffic Follow

Why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

I heard that kappacrawler has an 8-pack. That the kappacrawler is shredded

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Be original, Blue (tally: II)

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👻ghost-chase Follow

Why can’t I live in New York. I want to fight aliens too

👻ghost-chase Follow

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[konigisking]

something something new pictures of sasquatch sightings

it looks so real - these photos aren't blurry at all

the trail cams hear something that sounds like German, could just be a noise

and you, on your cryptid hunting team, go searching the woods where he was last sighted

next thing you know, you are bent over a fallen tree, jeans at your ankles

bigfoot is real and he tried to eat your ass.

[bigfootbeat]

2 men were found dead from exposure after looking for Sasquatch

Thoughts:

Don't go hunting for Bigfoot in the Cascades in December.

Bigfoot hunting is dangerous and Bigfoot is not the biggest danger.

You really don't want the news of your death to be you were Bigfoot hunting. This is something your family will never live down.

[garyrayl]

I searched and searched for an artist's conception of a Sasquatch I and a friend of mine experienced on the Green River at Auburn, Washington, June 26, 1967, at 1:30 a.m. And finally, after a thousand drawings, paintings and photoshop creations, I found it!

It was a mottled gray as the painting shows, with a domed head, long arms, about 7 feet tall and seen at the angle shown in the painting, only it was its right side I saw not left side as shown. I could just barely see its right eye, cheek and jaw as it moved quickly up a slight embankment on the opposite side of the river. Credit to: Paul M. Woodruff.

[generationexorcist]

Rescue Team’s Gear Stolen Hours After Finding Men Who Died Sasquatch Hunting

The Skamania County Sheriff’s Office Search and Rescue team spent three days searching for the missing Portland men who tragically died while looking for Sasquatch in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest on Christmas. Hours after the exhaustive search was over, nearly all of the team’s rescue equipment was stolen.

Skamania County Sheriff’s Office Search and Rescue is now asking for public donations on GoFundMe and Facebook to help restock the vital supplies, which have been used to save multiple lives within the past few months. As of Monday morning, the search and rescue organization has raised more than $12,000 to restock its supplies...

KOIN 6

Seriously? Come on. Every part of this article pisses me off. What the hell is wrong with people?

[kraken17]

“Which ones?”

“Excuse me?”

“Which stories about my family have you heard?” asked Wednesday, putting down the book and fixing her stare on Gates, “The one about my great Aunt Calpurnia and how she danced naked in the town square before seducing a minister? Or maybe you've heard the stories of how Prospecto Addams gave up searching for gold in the Yukon to go live with a family of sasquatches... Perhaps you mean when my Cousin Itt was exhibited in a zoo? Or that time when my parents conceived my little brother in a fit of passion in public during a charity auction…"

-Excerpt from Woeful Feline (a Tale from the Wednesday-Verse), Chapter 5: Slices of Life and Flesh.

[archivist-crow]

Odds and Ends:

OSTMAN'S SASQUATCH FAMILY

In 1924, on the British Columbia coast, woodsman Albert Ostman was kidnapped from his camp by a family of sasquatch. While searching for a lost gold mine, the logger had noticed that his food was being disturbed; afterwards, he tucked his rifle into his sleeping bag at bedtime. The next night, while sleeping, he was lifted onto a sasquatch's shoulder and carried to a small mountain valley. Hours after his abduction, Ostman found himself surrounded by a family of giants covered with hair and wearing no clothes.

The four creatures had fingernails "like chisels, and their ears were hidden behind hair six inches long. The mother was over seven feet tall, and the father was closer to eight feet tall. He had long eyeteeth, but they were "not long enough to be called tusks." There was a younger male and an even younger female in the group. They were vegetarians.

For six days, Ostman watched the family, who held him captive before he decided to escape. First he gave them some of the snuff from his pouch, which they ate and became sick. Then he shot his rifle into the air, and while they were distracted, he fled. After being ridiculed for his story, Ostman remained silent for twenty-five years.

In 1928, again in British Columbia, Bigfoot also abducted a trapper, Muchalat Harry, from his sleeping bag. After being carried several miles, he was set down and examined by twenty of the creatures, who were enormously puzzled by his long underwear, which they gently pulled at. Eventually they grew tired of him, and he dashed away. On reaching his canoe cache, he paddled back to the nearest civilization, exhausted and ill. Harry's hair turned completely white. He stayed out of the forest ever after.

Text from: Almanac of the Infamous, the Incredible, and the Ignored by Juanita Rose Violins, published by Weiser Books, 2009