#searching for sasquatch

[bigfootbeat]

Bigfoot Town Hall

Harrison Daily (Arkansas), Sept. 21st, 2024

[mygrowingcollection]

Searching For Sasquatch

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Leonard Nimoy - In Search of... Bigfoot (1977)

[hardtickettohomevideo]

Schlocktoberfest XIV: A Really BIGfoot Recap

Let‘s wander through the forest again! Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 1: The Capture Of Bigfoot Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 2: Demonwarp Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 3: Night Of The Demon Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 4: Sasquatch: The Legend Of Bigfoot Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 5: Abominable Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 6: The Witch Who Came From The Sea Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 7: The Bigfoot Trap Schlocktoberfest…

[thinkazul]

reblog if you would've gone with jimmy on his bigfoot camping trip

[etheralisi]

Rottmnt Fakeposting part 3

Find parts 1 and 2 here + 3.5 + 4 because this couldn’t all fit on one post

🍏holy-sewer-apples Follow

I met a little green alien dude once. Wonder if he’s doing okay

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🕜has-lou-jitsu-been-found-yet Follow

Day 3679 of me posting: no

🎃scared-of-crows-deactivated23902741 Follow

Get a hobby

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

I will out your search history 

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☄️gravity-tumbles Follow

Every time I phone in sick, I think about that one kid who came into school bright green. Must’ve been ill as hell. I could never 

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🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

Sasquatch this kappacrawler that. There’s only one cryptid I care about and that’s my neighbour’s cat. That thing ain’t a cat. It’s bright yellow and it stares into my soul

🚫nonononope Follow

That’s normal cat behaviour

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID BRIGHT YELLOW

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

No I don’t have any pictures. Stop asking. Damn not-cat keeps vanishing into thin air

🫂glompglomp Follow

Tf is a kappacrawler

🐺wendigo-watcher Follow

Local New York conspiracy. Scuttles around sewers, on roofs, steals your children (maybe)

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

This ain’t about him

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🧚pixipartched Follow

I really really feel bad for asking, but I don’t have much of a choice. Aliens squished by home. Here’s a link to my go fund me here

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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

Last time I had this many people following me, it was an ambush

#I don’t know what I did but hi

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🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

EVERY WEBSITE I VISIT ASKS IF I ACCEPT COOKIES

🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

NO I DO NOT

🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

BEGONE. KEEP YOUR SUBPAR BAKED GOODS TO YOURSELF

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

>:(

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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

My driver’s license is a two year winning streak in Mario kart. Try arresting me now

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

Oh???? So you lie to your followers???? I know I won first place last games night and you know it

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

You cheated

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Says the guy who hacks games as a pastime. I still want a rematch

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

You tell him corn

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Oh I know you’re not innocent either mr

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🚂imatrainwreck Follow

If only there was a way to grow instant luscious locks

🐙massages-at-a-price Follow

I can help with that

#hehe

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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Throwback to that one time my brother was mistaken as IT when trying to return someone’s keys

🥊 red_hotsoup Follow

I was just trying to help

#they fell down the drain #so I picked them up and pushed them back through the grate #I wasn’t trying to be scary #and should you really be posting this

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cyyyynamon said: I’m going cave diving tomorrow. Will I see you there?

💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

But you didn’t invite me?

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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

Don’t send me back to jail. I’m too pretty

🥊 red_hotsoup Follow

What have you done now

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

I was too pretty ✨

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Be original, Blue

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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

First day of school. I’ve never seen this many people in one area before

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Oh the joys of public school. 

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

*Wipes tear* they grow up so fast

💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

So apparently normal people don’t chirp. I never want to hold a conversation ever again

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🕵️‍♀️sloopersleuth Follow

Yoooooo what if our mysterious superheroes in rainbow know the kappacrawler??? You think they’re buddies? Think they hang out and chill and talk about how their week has been? Think kappacrawler house sits from them sometimes? Think they share birthday cards?

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🎽tink-tank-toe Follow

Sometimes I wonder if time travellers really exist. Are we all just on some divergent timeline? How close a shave have we come to a world obsolete?

🛶canoodleoodle Follow

#posts that keep me up at night

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🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow

Remember to spread the positivity ✨☀️ Kindness can go a long way

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Where was this kindness when it came to the last pizza slice?

🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow

I was already at my daily kindness quota 

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🔎detective-cornstarch Follow

It has occurred to me not everyone on this website knows about the kappacrawler

🔎detective-cornstarch Follow

Your loss

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🦷sleeptooth Follow

#i am curious

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🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler, take me away

🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler, whisk me away into the night

🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler kidnap me

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🍮fastest-flanalive Follow

Stop with these he/him pronouns for the kappacrawler. Did you ask them their preferred pronouns????? No. Kappacrawler could be a very fancy lady

🐈meown Follow

I’m very sorry kappacrawler. You can be a fancy lady if you want :(

🍯honeyhoneysugar Follow

Have we been misgendering kappacrawler with whole time? 

😐restingsnitchface Follow

It’s a cryptid. You think it’ll care about gender?

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🐸frippityfroppity Follow

If I was a kappacrawler where would I hide

🍾snopop Follow

In your walls

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🫣flinx-blinx Follow

I thought there was only one kappacrawler. But I swear I just saw two. Is there a mr and mrs kappa??? Baby kappletts??? A whole kappa family 🥹🥹

😈my-dad-is-satan Follow

Maybe? I think there’s at least three

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🐒nightmonkey Follow

Who is this kappa??? Why is he crawling???

🐒nightmonkey Follow

Spider-man wannabe

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🦜petite-parakeet Follow

Still convinced that whole invasion thing was a hoax. Elaborate, but a hoax

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🪄meet-my-nunchucks Follow

Were those aliens sent packing? I’m confused

🪄meet-my-nunchucks Follow

Are they at home? On some faraway planet? Kicking their tentacles up after a long day at work invading our planet?

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💗love-duv Follow

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📖myfixoffic Follow

Guys come read my slenderman x kappacrawler fic here for all of your slenderkappa needs

🌑faded-moonlight Follow

Why would you write this?

📖myfixoffic Follow

Why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

I heard that kappacrawler has an 8-pack. That the kappacrawler is shredded

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Be original, Blue (tally: II)

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👻ghost-chase Follow

Why can’t I live in New York. I want to fight aliens too

👻ghost-chase Follow

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[kraken17]

“Which ones?”

“Excuse me?”

“Which stories about my family have you heard?” asked Wednesday, putting down the book and fixing her stare on Gates, “The one about my great Aunt Calpurnia and how she danced naked in the town square before seducing a minister? Or maybe you've heard the stories of how Prospecto Addams gave up searching for gold in the Yukon to go live with a family of sasquatches... Perhaps you mean when my Cousin Itt was exhibited in a zoo? Or that time when my parents conceived my little brother in a fit of passion in public during a charity auction…"

-Excerpt from Woeful Feline (a Tale from the Wednesday-Verse), Chapter 5: Slices of Life and Flesh.

[archivist-crow]

Odds and Ends:

OSTMAN'S SASQUATCH FAMILY

In 1924, on the British Columbia coast, woodsman Albert Ostman was kidnapped from his camp by a family of sasquatch. While searching for a lost gold mine, the logger had noticed that his food was being disturbed; afterwards, he tucked his rifle into his sleeping bag at bedtime. The next night, while sleeping, he was lifted onto a sasquatch's shoulder and carried to a small mountain valley. Hours after his abduction, Ostman found himself surrounded by a family of giants covered with hair and wearing no clothes.

The four creatures had fingernails "like chisels, and their ears were hidden behind hair six inches long. The mother was over seven feet tall, and the father was closer to eight feet tall. He had long eyeteeth, but they were "not long enough to be called tusks." There was a younger male and an even younger female in the group. They were vegetarians.

For six days, Ostman watched the family, who held him captive before he decided to escape. First he gave them some of the snuff from his pouch, which they ate and became sick. Then he shot his rifle into the air, and while they were distracted, he fled. After being ridiculed for his story, Ostman remained silent for twenty-five years.

In 1928, again in British Columbia, Bigfoot also abducted a trapper, Muchalat Harry, from his sleeping bag. After being carried several miles, he was set down and examined by twenty of the creatures, who were enormously puzzled by his long underwear, which they gently pulled at. Eventually they grew tired of him, and he dashed away. On reaching his canoe cache, he paddled back to the nearest civilization, exhausted and ill. Harry's hair turned completely white. He stayed out of the forest ever after.

Text from: Almanac of the Infamous, the Incredible, and the Ignored by Juanita Rose Violins, published by Weiser Books, 2009

[aokozaki]

do you think it would be cool or worthwhile or interesting if, instead of almost certainly fruitlessly searching for cryptids such as the Mothman, the Sasquatch, Bigfoot, the Yeti, etc., we just genetically engineered them into existence ourselves?

This sounds very expensive and benefits nobody so maybe it's worth a shot!

[thebestworstidea]

Indiana apparently has a cryptid that is a 500lb snapping turtle

the Beast of Busco ( I am afeared)

this was not knowledge I expected to gain in searching 'popular cryptids'

so uh

just to be clear, a lot of these lists had stuff that are first peoples' mythology, not cryptids and were not listed on purpose. There are some Indigenous stories about lake monsters, but I've put a little wiggle on that.

If you're not from North American, please still let me know your favorite cryptid, especially if it's local

[gachacatt]

Day 14 - Cryptid In 1811, the explorer David Thompson was responsible for finding the footprints of the 'Sasquatch' with other vague discoveries and mysteries following with 1967 in Northern California with the infamous, albiet incredibly blurry photo of the legendary Bigfoot. SInce then, they've been on media of all kinds, with hunters searching the entire northwestern regions of America looking for a glimpse of the famous beast. Admittedly, I just think they aren't big on attention. (or it was a suit.)

[voidzphere]

would u believe me if i told you that when i was looking at ur page when i first found ur account i googled what cryptid was and immediately thought "woa…… im hallucinating its entire page" and then i mentally slapped myself 💔💔💔💔💔

(context: this is the first thing that pops up if you google "cryptid" - an animal (such as Sasquatch or the Loch Ness Monster) that has been claimed to exist but never proven to exist.)

nono dear nonnie see

that google search was right …

[bigfootbeat]

Is Bigfoot Hunting a Good Idea?

For individuals who are fascinated by the Bigfoot tale and want to start their search for the elusive creature, the article "Bigfoot Hunting: A How to Do It Guide to Catch Sasquatch?" offers a thorough guidance. The author makes sure that every facet of the hunt is covered in depth by carefully outlining ten phases for novices, which range from doing preliminary research to honoring the natural world.

Setting the situation and recognizing the general interest with Bigfoot and the continuous discussion over its existence, the article opens. The reader is captivated by this introduction, which also establishes the context for the in-depth instructions that come next.

"Research," the first phase, highlights how important it is to prepare thoroughly. It is sensible and well-founded to advise consulting a variety of sources, including as books, movies, and websites, in addition to consulting with seasoned hunters and regional groups. The recommendation to look through local archives for historical materials gives a distinctive perspective that can interest, and help dedicated aficionados.

The essay then offers planning advice for the hunt, emphasizing the necessity of a thorough plan based on research results. The recommendations to follow local regulations and notify someone of your whereabouts emphasize how crucial safety and legality are for any outside activity. These are responsible and necessary considerations.

The essay goes into great detail when describing the necessary tools, including spotlights, cameras, and binoculars. The practical factors required for a successful and safe hunt are highlighted by the presence of a first aid kit and appropriate clothes. There's a realistic element regarding potential risks in the wilderness when a weapon is mentioned, even if it comes with a warning.

Providing particular insights about recognizing footprints and other indicators of the creature, the section on tracking Bigfoot is enlightening. A well-rounded strategy that is both aspirational and based in reality can be achieved by fostering skepticism and acquiring hands-on experience in wooded environments.

One of the most important qualities for any Bigfoot hunter is patience. The essay accurately notes that, considering the likelihood of the search being drawn out and difficult, persistence and a good outlook are essential. The useful advice to choose a quiet area and observe silently is especially helpful.

The importance of safety is emphasized, along with tips for being aware of your surroundings, bringing necessary safety equipment, and informing someone of your plans. This emphasis on safety is indicative of a careful and conscientious approach to the potentially dangerous sport of Bigfoot hunting.

It is taught clearly how crucial it is to remain silent in order to keep the creature from running away. The essay prudently stresses the importance of stealth by advising against the use of loud equipment and flashy apparel.

It's a practical guide on using bait, offering ideas for tasty, safe baits like bacon and apples. The moral warning against using others as bait is an essential addition that makes sure the reader is aware of the consequences of their actions in terms of both safety and morality.

To increase safety and efficacy, teamwork is advised, with a logical focus on remaining in pairs. This encourages teamwork and a sense of brotherhood.

The last major idea is to respect nature, which serves as a reminder to readers to protect the environment and leave no trace. It is admirable that this ecological consciousness is in line with more general conservation ideas.

In order to prevent mockery, the essay ends with a supplementary advice regarding the caliber of photographic evidence, advising hunters to share only sharp photos. This useful guidance demonstrates a realistic grasp of how the public perceives things and the significance of believability.

All things considered, the essay is interesting, educational, and well-organized. It is an invaluable resource for any would-be Bigfoot hunter since it strikes a balance between excitement for the thrill of Bigfoot hunting and practical, ethical, and safety concerns.

[sleepyowlwrites]

writing prompts! songs with funny names edition

find the artists by searching the names of the songs.

the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us!

10,000 year earworm to discourage resettlement near nuclear waste repositories

dead people tea

you're nobody till somebody wants you dead

danny, dakota & the wishing well

the kids don't stand a chance

unicorns die when you leave

you told the drunks I knew karate

tuna fish

in the best case scenario we'd die at the same time

does your cat of a mustache?

the room is filled with people that love you

house of 1992 built like a ship

the darker the weather // the better the man

I'm a member of the midnight crew

riding my bicycle (from feddersensgate 5a to mØllerveien 31)

the king beetle on a coconut estate

introduction to blasterpiece

pantsuit sasquatch

the daughter of the fish and the ram

there is a rock in my house

the consequence of imagination is fear

calm is intention devouring its frailty

the monster under your bed

stray italian greyhound

[profoundbondfanfic]

Because we all need some sweetness in our lives and who is Dean without some delicious pie? Especially when said pie comes with a side of Castiel. Here’s some Destiel bakery aus🥧

–All fic links go to our tagged reviews–

Cupcakes and Kittens by MandalaRose [Explicit, 73k words]

Dean Winchester is not a cat guy. But one softhearted Sasquatch brother and a mad dash to the pet store later, Dean somehow finds himself the sole caregiver for an abandoned baby kitten. It’s a good thing that quirky pet store girl gave him the Twitter handle for her cat rescue buddy, CJ. Dean doesn’t know about the kitten, but he sure as hell could use some rescuing right about now. Castiel Novak is not a baker. But one interfering best friend and some dismal Yelp reviews for his brother’s coffee shop later, Castiel somehow finds himself standing in front of a cook top in his very first baking class, his non-existent baking aspirations literally going up in smoke around him. It’s a good thing his gorgeous, green-eyed classmate is there to rescue him…

Just a Little Sweeter by Malmuses [Teen, 8k words]

Sam is usually on farmer’s market duty for Two Brothers’ Bakery, leaving Dean to run the store. When Sam gets the flu, Dean steps in and takes over their stall for the day, finally getting a good look at the town’s flourishing artisan market. He expected a lot of vegetables and snotty-looking juice. What he didn’t expect was a blue-eyed honey seller and his barefoot, slightly-too-honest kid.

Kiss the Baker by Ltleflrt [Explicit, 113k words]

Jo is pregnant and craving something a little bit unusual. When she sends Dean on a mission to find her some chocolate cake donuts with bacon sprinkles, he’s sure that he’ll fail. Luckily his partner Benny comes to his rescue and introduces him to a quirky little bakery that sells all kinds of weird (and delicious!) baked goods. And they do special orders! Dean finds excuses to keep going back, and Castiel finds excuses to keep giving him special treats.

Morning Glory by edgarallanrose [Explicit, 26k words]

Dean can no longer hunt, Cas has gone from Warrior of God to beekeeper, and Sam has left home. Taking place two years after the Season 12 finale, Dean and Cas have to learn what it means to be themselves, and who they are meant to be to each other, without the threat of an impending apocalypse hanging over their heads.

Paradise Found by Whiskyboys [Explicit, 40k words]

Milton’s Paradise Found: a secluded resort for single alphas and omegas searching for that special someone. A tranquil romantic setting where connections can be made and true love can blossom. Dean isn’t looking for that special anyone. He’s sworn off relationships since he found his girlfriend riding an alpha in their bed. But he can hardly say no when Sam ambushes him and sends him off on an all-inclusive, fully-paid vacation. At least there’s a pretty waiter he can ogle while he tries to find an alpha he doesn’t want to punch in the face. Cas is helping out at his family’s resort while he tries to find inspiration for his next trashy romantic novel. Between attempting to kickstart his muse, covering for the mono-plagued waitstaff, and ensuring his brother doesn’t kill their increasingly dithering father, he has his hands full. Then he meets the green-eyed, foul-mouthed, plaid-wearing omega of his dreams. It’s love at first sight. Unfortunately, Dean doesn’t seem to realize it.

Pies and Prejudice by linoresearch [Explicit, 97k words]

Dean didn’t even want to enter this damn competition. He was happy with his life, more or less. It might not look like much from the outside, or to a younger brother headed towards a big time law career, but it wasn’t so bad that Dean needed to scrabble around for any opportunity to make a change – particularly not one as stupid as this. He’s going to throttle Sam the next time he sees him, for getting him involved in this ridiculous Bake-Off TV show. It’s bad enough that Dean has to cook in front of people he doesn’t know; he now has to go through the humiliation of being judged on it too. Its humiliation piled on humiliation, and to make matters worse Dean has to play nice with all the other suckers involved, like that rich dick-bag Castiel Novak. God, he hates that guy, and he hates that someone so awful has such a frustratingly fine ass.

Sparks by vipjuly [Explicit, 21k words]

The creepy house on the corner has been abandoned for years, everyone says. It’s ramshackle and decrepit, the yard overgrown, the wrought iron fence bent and broken in some places. The adults in the neighborhood have asked the city to do something about that eyesore for so long, but the city insists that someone is paying property taxes on the house, therefore they cannot do anything about it. So, everyone ignores it and pretends it doesn’t exist. They definitely don’t go anywhere near it, either. Dean, though. Dean is drawn to it as if by gravity. Little by little, Dean repairs what he can. The monster inside the house ain’t so bad, either. Y'know. For a monster.

The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Chlamydia by violue [Explicit, 89k words]

Dean doesn’t expect to see his one night stand again, but then again he also doesn’t expect to find out he has an STD. Sometimes life is hilarious like that.