#seal team au

[finiteuniverse13]

SEAL Team Superpower/Umbrella Academy AU

Bravo + Metal have powers. Powers are not the norm, so they attempt (poorly) to hide them. They do not know that the others have powers.

"How don't you notice that the 6 people you're closest to have powers?"

Well, reader, it is because they are all collectively So Very Stupid. In their efforts to conceal their own powers, they render themselves Oblivious to each other's powers.

Their powers are:

Jason - Super strength Ray - Uncanny aim & holding breath indefinitely Sonny - Teleportation Trent - Speak to the dead Brock - Summon tentacled monsters Clay - Convert sound into force Metal - Mind control

Who does know about these idiots and their powers? Blackburn. The man is fucking SUFFERING. He knows exactly what's going on and is not stepping in ONLY because there is a massive betting pool with the s/o's to figure out when they all figure it out.

Trent and Metal know each other's (they're dating), but are under the impression they're the only two and it's.. guys... it's so painful to watch. Their excuses for each other are. So. Bad. It's incredible that neither have them have had the other brought in for an emergency psych checkup.

Also Brian is alive but injured (& dating Clay) because I say so and he's in a Davis role because I also say so, also very much aware of everything that is going on and is LIVING for it.

Brian has a whiteboard with a "Stupid Almost Power Reveal" tally and he's started having to erase previous tallies and just write it in 10s (eg erasing 20 marks and just adding 20 to the written score) because this is... incredible amounts of denial from truly everyone.

Does the rest of DEVGRU have powers? Maybe! Who knows? Not Bravo!! Those guys are OBLIVIOUS. The last time Clay lost his temper and yelled, everything fell off the walls and they thought that a mini-earthquake just Happened to happen at the same time. Blackburn screamed into Lisa's shoulder that night. They also drank A Lot of alcohol.

(if you've seen this on discord already... hush I have Thoughts but no motivation to write)

[rhupi]

Kushina sensei au, where she trains obito and Rin (tho mostly Obito at first, since she first encountered the lik guy @ the training grounds)

[teatitty]

The biggest reason I'm a Fuuinjutsu Master Iruka truther is that we know the canon reason Naruto is given Kakashi and later Tenzou as teachers is because they're two of the only people who could potentially deal with him should the fox start leaking out of him. Jiraiya quite literally was always meant to take Naruto under his wing - even ignoring the godfather thing - because he had the Fuuinjutsu knowledge needed to modify the fox seal and keep the thing contained

So there is absolutely no way Hiruzen and the elders would've given this kid to Just Anyone to teach. Iruka had to have been some kind of Seals Expert to be entrusted with the jinchuuriki and that's genuinely what I think Kishimoto was originally setting up with his "hiding his real skills" and "could have jounin or ANBU in his future" databook entries. 100% tinfoil theory that Iruka being Naruto's teacher was for the same reason Tenzou was given the role later

[spookywaffledio]

happy artfight !! i did a SLAMMER opener for my fellas on team seafoam LETS GO happy drawing yall!!

[chiropteracupola]

ADIÓS PELOTAAAAAAAAA!!

[gouache and acrylic on recycled chipboard, 2024]

[quality-on-a-patch-of-awesome]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: SEAL Team (TV), Six (TV 2017) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eric Blackburn & Commander Atkins Characters: Eric Blackburn, Commander Atkins Additional Tags: background Bear/Alex, background Brock/Jason, AU-gust | August Writing Challenge, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Workplace Relationship, Workplace Sex, fraternisation in the US Navy we don't know her, managing Navy SEALs is like herding cats, Swearing, Crossover, Drinking, Office Sex, blackburn is secretly the worst one but he is so much better at hiding it, alternate universe- metal doesn't die Summary:

“And, if you think about it this way, this time next week, you’re not even gonna remember this headache.”

“Because they’ll have given me an entirely different headache instead?”

--

Blackburn and Atkins commiserate about the trouble their respective groups of boys have been getting up to on bas and the headaches it has earned them

[wormpit]

tell assassin to back off, dear, or the makiri bloodline ends here

(second grail war au where zhenya doesnt die first)

[miodiodavinci]

have you ever... Zola magical girls/people?

(grabs your shoulders)

did you mean one of my many oneshots / AUs from 2015-2019

[damien-wolfram-art]

Not if, but When

It was a lazy morning in The Hidden Leaf Village. The wind blew gently through an open window to a young couple cuddling in bed. The man, Minato, read a book gifted to him by his sensei. His flushed cheeks betrayed the truth of his guilt as his wife, Kushina, lay in his lap still snoozing. He and his students had a mission later that afternoon, but he wanted to get through one last chapter before he got ready.

Kushina mumbled something before lifting her head from her husband’s lap. Her bright red hair was a wild mess that matched Minato’s blond bird’s nest. “Morning, y’know,” she greeted him.

“Good morning, Kushina,” Minato responded, quickly hiding his reading material.

Kushina squinted at him, wiping the drool from her mouth to speak, “hey…was that one of Jiraiya’s…”

“Uhh…” Minato was busted.

Kushina sprung to life and jumped on top of Minato. “It was! Minato you naughty little- do I have to remind you? You have a mission today y’know!”

“Well, uh… you see….”

“You should know better than to read that stuff before a mission! It’ll distract you! You know the shinobi prohibitions!”

“I’m sure it’ll be fine,” Minato reassured timidly.

Kushina rested a bit firmer on him and she could feel him pressing back through her netted underwear. She sneered, “oh really? Then you should be able to handle this too.” She rocked her hips and the two of them threw their heads back, huffing in lecherous gratification.

Minato considered himself lucky that Kushina was feeling as hot as he was that morning and wasn’t looking to pound the prohibitions into him with her fists. Those were the types of mornings he loved the most. “I can’t wait to see you later if everything works out today,” he said.

Suddenly, he found himself wrapped up in the powerful sealing chains of his jinchuriki lover. Her hair had grown even wilder, and she pulled the chains tighter with a powerful tug. “What did you saaay?” she hissed, pushing up and in close to her husband’s face. “If?” She forced a threatening smile. “Whaddaya mean if, y’know?!”

“It’s just-”

“Just nothing! You will be coming back y’know! There is no if!” She got up, releasing him and hopping off of the bed “Sooo you can be plenty excited to see me later when you get back! After all,” she looked back and said, “you want the rest, don’t you?”

Minato smiled nervously and swallowed a lump in his throat. A bead of sweat rolled down from his brow. Somehow, he was even more excited now. He had no choice. He would have to make it back.

Part of a collaboration with @flawlessstriker

Here it is!

@narutokinktober

@bitchbot3000

[puppetmaster13u]

What’s this? Something to do with Naruto?

A fusion design between Sakura, Sasuke, & Naruto? Who would have thought- 

[cowboyhorsegirl]

The team jokes that AIron Man is a heavy sleeper after they take a minute to rouse him a few times. Turns out he’s like, preforming a systems check or needs to reformat a drive whilst they fly home after a long battle. The team was worried the first time and teasing the second it happened. Once he accidentally updated his drivers while in a meeting and they though Ol’Shellhead got bored during Hank’s presentation

gkgsjkgjlddk I love it! Non-human shenanigans & non-human identity porn shenanigans

Plus I adore the team getting worried abt AIron Man (in any context tbh please worry abt him he’s just a lost & lonesome little guy <3) but especially abt things that they simply wouldn’t need to worry abt if only they knew that he isn’t human! But of course he can’t assuage their concerns without revealing that he’s non-human, so instead he just promises Dr. Blake that he will definitely cut back on late nights in the workshop & go to bed at a reasonable time

[asexual-levia-tan]

just realized that cale's "self-sacrificing" tendencies + his insistence that he's trash/a terrible person/"not one of the good guys" + in more recent chapters, saying that he feels better than ever after coughing up blood probably paints a Fun picture in his group's minds

[quality-on-a-patch-of-awesome]

So for @yearoftheotpevent for June, one of the prompts is 'soulmate au' and so I made some actual art work for Mandy/Jason/Brock based on what I felt their soulmate colours are (Mandy- white, Jason- black and Brock- red)

Paint pouring attempt 1, accidentally too much black, which wasn't what I was aiming for, but still looks cool. There's probably something to be said about the red and white breaking through the black though

Paint pouring attempt 2. This is much more like it. I really enjoyed how much this one turned out. It's got clear sections of each colour, but also there's a lot of mixing of the colours, too, and that really feels like it works perfectly for their relationship

Just paint. Had an idea and tried it out and it came out almost exactly like I was picturing it in my head. The red being in the middle because that's definitely Brock’s place. And the red tendrils stretching out into the black and white halves, like Mandy and Jason were probably never expecting

I do have at least one fic coming for later in the month though. So look out for that

@polyamships

[angstandhappiness]

Nice

I'm feeling a bit lethargic today so only some Lee and Tenten doodles.

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

ASL brothers HAIKYUU!! AU!!!!!

Day one of Self Indulgent month for me! I love these three, i love haikyuu, i love killer whales!

(The Naval Academy is this au’s version of marines)

For those who dont know, in Haikyuu (and prob in real life too but in my experience its not as important as they make it in the anime) The "Ace" of the team is the person who primarily scores points via spiking. Theyre the Hard Hitter, basically.

Design talk👇

Originally, i was gonna make their school mascot just "The Pirates" but i couldnt figure out a clever pun with the school name so i scrapped it in favor of an animal mascot. I figured I would have a wider range of puns that way.

I landed on Orcas as the mascot because I think they really embody a pirate way of life. Theyre strong, hang out in groups of a mix of found family and their actual family, hate the rich, and theyre fun loving! And also im a bit biased because theyre my favorite animal, but hey, i said its self indulgent month, didnt I?

Their school name is a play on the word for Killer Whale (Shachi シャチ) and the word for 'knowledge' (Chishiki 知識), i just smashed the two words together. I'm very proud of myself for coming up with that given i dont speak japanese at all.

Anyway, with their designs, I was taking inspiration from orcas to match the design themes of haikyuu. Ace's hair is bleached on the underside to look like the underside of an orca's body, I made ace and sabo's eyes look more whale-like, the clip in sabo's hair is meant to resemble to spots behind orca's eyes, and I tried to make luffy's hair look more like it's round and spiking down more than i usually do.

Ace is wearing a ''way of the ace" shirt in the first picture, Luffy is wearing a shirt that just says "VOLLEY BALL" because i think it would be funny if he wore a bunch of those Zero-context-poorly-translated-random-english-words shirts that theres a bunch of in Asia. Sabo dyes his hair like delinquents do, but it doesnt much look delinquent~y because of how soft it looks. He means to do it to make him look like a delinquent though. Sabo still has his scars in this au, but he uses his hair, arm braces, and leg braces to cover them up. LUFFY AND ACE HAVE FUNKY SOCKS BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL THEM (or me) THEY CANT. Sabo wears athletic socks though because he's a debbie downer. He defends himself saying “It’s practical” and Ace and luffy call him “practically a Debbie Downer.”

Luffy is very good at receiving from growing up with Sabo and Ace practicing setting and spiking with eachother and assigning Luffy as Ball Boy. So he got the libero position from that cuz sabo and ace put in a good word for him. Nepotism.

I didn't feel like coming up with designs for them, but Zoro and Bepo are also on their team (theyre in the fifth image sitting on the right of the line of students). Koala and nami are student managers, Robin is the teacher manager, and Franky is the coach. all other straw hats/luffy friends, rev army comrades, and whitebeard brethren are in the stands. Im trying to keep the ages consistent with how they are in canon.

I didnt do a very in depth research, but i couldnt find what Japanese schools have as mascot costumes. and given no one wears any costumes in haikyuu for their team, i can kind of assume they dont use them over there. But unfortunately for them, I'm American. And part of the backbone of our schooling system, is Vaguely Unsettling Mascot Costumes. My sister says my design for it looks like its from Club Penguin, and i find that delightful. [moment of silence for my billions of fallen Puffles, taken from me in The Shutdown] Anyway.

I thought I was clever coming up with the equivalent of the Marines in this au being a Naval Academy. And their mascot being Seals, famously the animal that gets the absolute Worst Of It from orcas. Get shit onnnnn

I believe thats about it, thanks for coming to my ted talk :)

[princekirijo]

You have a version of the Captain AU where Riku's a Wild Card right? Consider; Koromaru is his Velvet Attendant

I DO YES! And I absolutely ADORE THIS IDEA HELLO??

So the Wildcard AU is a kind of what if Joker accepts Yaldaboth's deal and then Riku is kinda like fuck this imma dip and kill this god dude myself. Originally I was gonna have Elizabeth come back and act as his attendant (the Velvet Room has been sealed up/occupied by Yaldy Dabby Doo) but I really like the idea of Koromaru being the attendant?!!

Like I'm thinking maybe they could both do it so Koro helps out with Elizabeth's fusions by like biting the cards or something idk 💀

But I really like this idea and it slots in really nice to the AU!!!