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Sea witch seagull necromancy is the only thing keeping me going right now
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*laughs nervously* Izzy? Dead and gone for good? Naaaah, of course not, he’s just in the gravy basket…or on his way to get sea witch necromancied back by seagull Buttons. He’s ok, he’ll be back…he’ll totally be back 🥲.
#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#our flag means death s2#izzy hands#ed teach#stede bonnet#anyway he crwled out took his stuff rowed into the sunset where he caught up with the revenge and got to live his happy ever after with his#found family and didn’t die until YEARS later where he got killed during a raid or died of some crazy pirate disease or something#cliopadra blabbers on#my art#my art crap
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Going throught the ofmd tag, I'm amazed that I haven't read anybody talk about the sea witch showing up on the dead pirate's grave as the final (pre-credit) scene.
I can't be the only one who immediately thought ✨necromancy✨, right?
Why give Izzy a land burial if not to preserve the body in a fixed place?
Buttons can turn into a seagull, why not turn a dead person into a living one?
He might come back wrong but who knows what it would look like for Izzy Hands?
I'm probably delusional, but come on! Where's your whimsy, tumblr?
(my dudes, the gif selection for necromancy is sad)
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Bore codes...
isnt that cute america likes to compare bore DOM... pig domination... to gladiator and school children unsuspectingly just bored...
Dang... wish you protected Red
alittle better... lilly pad toad frog war
you cant underestimate,
while ur busy playing Gay Lizard Mattress...
the true mass abusers are laughing at ur bored children and their poor attention spans...
spa date anyone?
How about another round of slanders?
i hear the gays are pretty flamboyant about that...
it might be pretty easy to make a gay guy talk like the enemy...
oh gosh! i hope he doesnt have Aids!
office aids...
darn... those goes ur office assistants...
hey! stop the nonsense,
and Play with Hate
"Disco Board Shoot"
"Shit Shoot Za Zoo We"
"Floot Pee Pee"
Bore dom anyone?
how about them babies again?
study hard guys haha!
okay so genocide and mass murder ACE PSY'd aside...
International War Claims,
NOT LOCAL PIG BALLS
"Cell Damn Pur"
"Lab Crime arrogance, and anticipation"
"multiple employees and multiple agents engaged in necromancy backdoor war"
Employees.
as i said Truth My SmeeGuls
My chin, doesnt regret
My chin, doesnt like chicken coops
Employee Seagulls
not Bore Dom Pop Corn Corpse Cops, Corpse Bride Carrie Witch
agents escapists to blame "fantasy" and "fan sea"
on name games of talk
lizard
ghost
alien
witch
blah blah blah blah
men hungry and wanting to fuck
men mad and caught in war
men with murder
men and WOMEN who know their playing monopoly mushtash
wisteria lane
desperate housewives
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Izzy is alive in my heart (and in the copious amounts of fan fiction I will be consuming in the coming months)
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