happy Damn Skippy birthday! here's a pickup line for each song on the album:
are you my brine shrimp pals? because I love you and you're my friends.
i wish we were construction paper dolls, connected by the hands with tiny little faces
if I'm the King, you're the pumpkin pie that fills me with glee. I'd offer a castle for your recipes.
I'd like you to destroy my robot...? ok they can't all be winners
if we were together we'd be so far out it'd be creepy.
be the Jimi Hendrix Jr. to my rock n' roll soccer mom <3
you make me remember there are days to wake up for and dreams to be had.
you could call my "kitten" Random Pieces of Lint if you're wildly attacking it... ;)
I'd like us to devote all of our time to the floor, but not exactly because we're looking at the ceiling 😩
when you kiss me I become completely lost upon your eyes, completely crossed, and hypnotized
I'd like you to put your body on display with your jedi costume on...
you rock the stripes right outta my socks!
every crayon color is like an old friend, but only you're a godsend to me
-i'd like to be gargling your saliva in my mouth like Neil does during the bridge of rainwater
If you put vanilla behind your ears I'll be smelling your cookie all day 🤤
let's close our eyes and spin in our chair together
you make me feel as out of breath as if I'd sung the whole bridge of Word Disassociation in one breath.
meltdown is an eventuality, but you're my eventuality.
BONUS:
I'd like for you to come by at Seven o Clock and ask if I'll go out for a walk.
when you put down one mother, you're putting down mothers all over the world, but, uh, if you were my mommy, I'd be okay if you put me down.
if you left me I'd feel as if the Sky Blue Up.
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the subject of fabian's grades will probably be addressed in next week's episode esp when he attempts to multiclass but like here's the thing: he's literally the captain of the bloodrush team, i figure that boy at least has to be working to keep his grades above the minimum gpa requirement. i have to imagine even at aguefort they're like. listen if u wanna be on the bloodrush team u have to be passing ur fucking classes
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tgcf for the ask game! ❤💖💀
Thanks for the ask!
❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom
It’s probably not a good thing that I can think of so many options. Tbh I could name like half the cast here. But I’m going to go with Jian Lan, because if i see her characterized as Feng Xin’s obsessive evil stalker ex one more time I’m going to start throwing things. She could not have made it anymore clear that she doesn’t want him. I don’t know how people miss it unless they were skimming the last couple of chapters. They’re broken up! She’s not even getting in the way of any ships! Just let that poor woman live!
💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?
I really, really prefer the flashback segments to the main plot. They feel overall more coherent, better paced, and are also just have a way more interesting storyline to me, personally. The main timeline has so many characters and so many subplots that sometimes it just feels a little bit all over the place, in a way that I do not vibe with. But then again I am so far from the target audience of this series that this should be taken with a grain of salt.
💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?
God i wish more people died in these books. I’d make Yin Yu stay dead for one thing. Sorry king. But out of major characters I’d choose Feng Xin, to no one’s surprise. I write a lot of ghost Feng Xin, but Fx perma-death compells me too. Something about him dying for Xie Lian and, unlike Hua Cheng, not coming back. Truly living up to his second male lead destiny
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Checked my grades gonna kms
(they're not even that bad I just hate existing)
-sea
agh why do grades exist why can’t we just learn :(
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Things i am studying in my marine science program
Types and uses of antibiotics
Nuclear physics
6 types of chemistry
Human infections and patogenesis
History of the renessance
How to argue if a taxonomic category is real (depending if the prof belives it exist or no)
What are plants?
A HUNDRED MILLION INSECTS
Anatomy of the human body
MALARIA ×10000
"How does you eating chocolate affect the rain forest?" "Explain if you belive in paleolitic art and was it important for zoology?" "Explain why art is important" "Do you belive in evolution and name 3 theories"
Things i have not even heard us talk about
The sea
The ocean
Water that isn't in the cells
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