#sdh

[domreader-headcannon-scenarios]

Based on all the whb kings dick size Levi is the smallest (he's 18cm which is still pretty big compared to human men but still smaller than the other kings)

so I was wondering if you could do a fic where MC teases him about it, like compares him to the other kings (you know really get his jealousy going) but he kinda likes it but acts like he doesn't and proves to MC that size doesn't matter *wink wink 😉 *

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE how MUCH I LOVE THIS!!! Why is my new think cucking and teasing/torturing Leviathan??! (I mean he was the first card I got?)

Ok so like there’s a really funny quote that came to mind that I need to use for this but wanna share first!

So there’s SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE!! Like he 100% doesn’t know he’s big to humans, so it’s a jab at his pride with every remark on his size bc the other kings 100% made fun of him of his ‘tiny’ cock.

(So for those who live where I do, 18cms is 7.087 inches…he’s 7 inches but 100% would make you state the exact size saying 7 inches is a ‘underestimation’)

And bc he’s so self conscious? When you were staring surprised at his size, he took it as he was ‘too small’ for you. He’d throw a fit…

(Idk when I toook this image but he’s so cute to me???)

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Cw: slight cucking, lots of teasing, technically polycule, SDH

You couldn’t help it, Levithan was so easy to get worked up, he threw a tantrum when he realized you didn’t lose your virginity with him (despite him KNOWING you’ve needed devil energy…), and after being with Satan AND Mammon, he knows he can’t compare!

But here you were, chatting with him like you were gossiping with Paimon, while Levithan is sat in front of you, naked from the waste down, he was trying to tone out insulting remarks about his size.

“Seriously, what am I supposed to with this? After getting some prime meat from Mammon how am I supposed to use this? At least Satan is big enough to get half way in…” You say laughing a bit. It was so stupid, but Leviathan was fuming.

“Q-quit yapping, Decedent of Solomon! I’m plenty big-“ He squeals as you roughly grab his cock, squeezing it with your fingers wrapped around it, you keep squeezing until your finger touched. It was a stretch but Levithan look mortified.

“Pfft! The tiny human can wrap one hand around your cock!” You force out a laugh, but you know he can’t tell the difference. He doesn’t know your fingers are barely touching…

“No!N-no! I-it’s because I-I’m not fully aroused!” He blurts out. You can almost feel him scrambling to figure out what to say. He clears his throat as if that’s why he was stuttering. “I’m not at full mass, that’s why. It gets bigger…”

You can hear him trail off as if realizing he can’t just lie that it’ll get bigger…when he’s already dripping pre, it’s throbbing in your painful grip. You stifle your laugh.

“I’m sure it does…do you know how big Lucifer is? You looks like you got a clit in comparison!” You chuckle, you flash a toothy grin as he hisses in frustration. His cock tip is an angry red, almost matching his face! “So Levi let me ask…” You flash him toothy grin that makes him know your gonna say something…that will definitely wound his pride.

“How does it feel to know that out of all your friends, you have the smallest dick?”

Levithan’s eyes widen, he looks like you just slapped him, he even audible gasp! You almost worry you went to far but he whimper/shouts out. “T-then it’s a good thing I don’t have any friends!” He says as if that’s a better solution, he’s so worked up he’s shaking, his cock bouncing aggressively in your hand.

You laugh at that, you couldn’t hold it back, you could see shock on his face at your response, he blushes a deep red and whimpers. Finally release his cock, he loudly gasp at the sudden release of pressure, he’s so close….

“I-it doesn’t need to be big! I can show you…” Leviathan complains and quickly helps you remove your pants, using your undergarments as the only protection as he grinds against you. He keeps grinding against you, his ‘tiny’ cock rubbing against you like a personal massager.

You moaned teasingly, it felt great. “Ooh! You know how to rub it against things, that’s great, here, let me show how to use that thing…”

You pushed him down and grind against his cock, grinding down on it, it gave you little pleasure while he was clearly sensitive…

You can’t not keep teasing him! He’s clearly enjoying it with the way he’s leaking pre…

“I wonder if your subordinates are bigger than you…do you have the smallest dick in hell? You’re taker than Satan, shouldn’t your dick be bigger? Or at least less sensitive?” You tease, moving your underwear enough for his dick to tease your entrance. He loudly whines at the sight of your naked skin…

“It’s not sensitive. Humans just…don’t understand…” Leviathan trails off before looking away. “Humans are fickle things…demons enjoy the sentiment more than feeling…”

You can hear his constant pauses in his speech, he’s trying to come up with an excuse without admitting he’s…sensitive. You reach down and tease his cock head, earning a moan. “Shouldn’t humans be more sensitive then? But here we are, a demon trembling while a human grinds on his dick…what are you going to do if I tell you it’s too tiny for me to use?”

Leviathan looks like you just kicked him, he glares at you. He angles his hips, then the next slide back you feel his cock slip into you, granted your ready for it, but once sheathed into you, he seems to realize the situation. He can’t move under you, now you were just sitting in his dick…squeezing it…and he can’t do anything!

Leviathan growls. “Do something already! It’s plenty big enough for a tiny human like you! I-I can easily please any demon, now let me move…” He starts to groan and loudly complains. Out of mercy you lift your hips only enough to let him thrust into you.

As much as Leviathan wants to go fast, the angle isn’t exactly easy for him to thrust into you, he tries to voice something to you but it dies in his throat and he stops thrusting into you. He whimpers, a deep blush across his face.

“What’s wrong? Can’t even last as long as the other Kings?”

Leviathan hisses in complaint and lowers his gaze. “I don’t…know.Its…”

He whimpers and begins squirming under you, you feel him throbbing inside you…

He can take some more teasing.

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[snatching-ishidates-wig]

[daxsdolls]

finally finished my harley restyle! this is my first proper restyle (outside of just adjustments) that i've done and i'm pretty happy with how she turned out! i really didn't like her with long hair and i wanted to lean more into the punk look with some scene-inspired styling for the hair

i used nail art beads for her eyebrow and bridge piercings, a small jump ring i cut in half for the lip piercing, and attached with tacky glue

[colorfulfoxengineer]

[timetravelingthroughspace]

Andrea Latorre asked to sit with me just before the SDH sound check! I told her yes by gesturing with my open palm. I didn’t recognize her!

I’d noticed her watching the openers perform in the darkened bar throughout the evening, but I’d not realized who she was.

So I guess the moral of the story is that if you are going to see a band you like at a small venue, be certain to look carefully at the people in attendance.

One of them may very well be someone you really wished you’d flirted with!

Who knows? You could end up touring with them as some sort of lover/staghand, crisscrossing the globe on a dark musical adventure.

In all seriousness though, it was an opportunity to be outgoing and to speak someone who’s art you enjoy and wish to emulate in some way.

I loved when she’d scan the audience with her gaze, making eye contact with us.

I wonder if she liked my dancing?

Oh, I’m doing my Pisces thing now. 💭💖✨

I did some gear spying. SDH used a single midi controller of a type I can’t name but recognize from shopping. The midi controller was connected to a MacBook Pro running an unknown DAW. This means that only one of the track instruments was being controlled live. The only other piece of equipment I identified was an Alesis drum pad, a SamplePad Pro I think.

One of the openers was a band that’s new to me, a Chicago band named clubdrugs. They were great! Really interesting. The only piece of equipment of theirs I identified was a Korg Monologue. They also played guitar live and used a midi controller with an unknown DAW. I’d describe them as sort of post punk in their rhythms and goth in their melodies, but in a way that veers into dream pop or even grunge. At least this is how it felt live. It was inspiring because I’ve been trying to figure out how I might combine these genres myself.

I wish I’d gotten closer to the stage so I could see what effects pedals everyone was using!

Below is part of SDH’s sound check. Andrea, if you’re reading this, I love you! Marry me!

[ourladyofomega]

Andrea Latorre (SDH).

📸 source: Record Turnover

[rikaklassen]

Really wish professional YouTubers caption their views more often. I understand captioning is very expensive, but at this point you really should be asking your sponsors to foot the bill for accessibility.

And it's not unprecedent. TV used to be like that. Bumpers like this will forever be etched into my memories:

Video description:

Old late '90s, early 2000s YTV bumper. A monster or alien-like being is sitting by a TV. Text on screen is narrated by an announcer: "Closed captioning brought to you by …" The alien thumps the top of the TV, causing the signal to change to a Coca Cola logo. Narrator continues "Cola Cola." Zooms into the logo.

If every YouTube video is gong to be sponsored, might as well put accessibility on the negotiation table before signing the contract.

[blueberry-bop]

smcupalace.com - Lift + Insert Ticket : Super Junior

[saisons-en-enfer]

The neutrality of human possibility paralyzed me

[ourladyofomega]

SDH.

📸: Sara Busquets

[uberfemale]

Show us your disgusting LITTLE secret! lol

[timetravelingthroughspace]

Semiotics Department of Heteronyms - No Miracles

I’m seeing them tonight!! 🖤

[rooseveltrecords]

Fata Morgana

S.D.H

Bandit Voyage

Le Rez // Geneve // 02.05.2019

Artwork Mathilde Veuthey