#sd madarame

[m-tachibana]

I want amvs to be how they used 2 be…

[mink-shit-shrine]

Now that I’m done with Madarame route I can finally shelve this man forever.

/sushi

[utowarazed]

guess who decided to bring his ass back from the dead. enjoy

[oreonyu]

i forgor to show here but i participated in a slow damage zine called Shinkoumi Delights a while back! and here's my piece hehe

[postmanlinksbootyshorts]

OH IT JUST FUCKING DAWNED ON ME WHOSE ALL IN THIS PICTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mallach]

top 5 ships >:)

oh god this is such a difficult question. like choosing my favorite kid..

if held at gunpoint and not in order of how much i like them

shumika. easy. the combination of someone who blindly wants to be dehumanized and has to be outright taught to care for himself at all + neurotic controlling freak who ruins his relationships with literally everyone else, and only starts to gain some 'humanity' through seeing mika both think thats hot and also slowly, clearly deteoriate is so. auhoruahourhguh. i like the sweet route theyve taken in es!! where they get mentally better together but i do still prefer the psycho shit happening in es!. i th;ink they should have formed a suicide pact.

wranduin. ive been their shooter since i was like fucking 12 years old you would not believe how excited i was reading war crimes finally & seeing wrathis cute new model. my sexy 5 year old dragon wife.. more seriously i do like how they oppose and compliment eachother. i do really miss the little bit of shadow magic anduin dabbled in during MOP and lament him going full paladin mode. it fits with warcrafts love of turning everything into a fatherhood trauma arc but still.. auuu...it was much cuter to have holy priest boy anduin learn to be 'bad' (stand up for himself) and 5d chess 12 steps ahead 'the end justifies the means' wrathi learn to be a little kinder/softer. also i just love wrathion being fucking insane him freeing garrosh only to have him fucking die immediately and cause the next 5 years of expansions is funny as fuck. love you king. he should get to terrorize the fuck out of anduin forever to cheer him up from his knight depression

madohomu. i dont even have to explain this one. i cant. theyre everything. theyre nothing. every single fucking oc universe i make i have to physically hold myself back from just doing another timeloop a la madohomu. killing myself

tamamori/kawase. "making a tulpa of my dead friend who is actively suibaiting me and calling me a bitch ass loser and walks me around on a dog collar" obscenely fucking funny premise. i hope tamamori never figures out hes trying to get dick from an alter. more seriously i do really love kawases character and i wish there were more unrepentant cunts like him. it is genuinely fascinating for tamamori to develop a real, romantic attraction towards an alter who ostensibly is meant to represent his own self-hate, guilt and shame with himself. self care?

lucio/sandalphon. i havent touched gbf in seeeeveral years but i still love lucio so much. comedy wise they have endless potential with lucio looking exactly like his dead wife and the fucking. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "laundry ^_^" scene still makes me crack up remembering it. the angsty aspect of sandalphon turning to someone who looks like his wife in his grief after losing him also makes me cackle like an evil maniac considering lucio does want to befriend him and see him happy. very moe smiling through the knowledge that sandalphon doesn't actually like him. giggle.

honorary mentions that are a little too recent for me to be totally ride or die for them: caelus/aventurine, durgetash (all durge/evil!companion pairings are really good too), xalatath/alleria & joker/goro

honorary mentions that i dont consume much content for now but sagely nod in great approval at: jaina/sylvanas, pate/creighton, lawrence/gehrman, varre/mohg (ONESIDED.), purple!hawke/anders, caejose, kristoph/klavier, adachi/p4protag & stridercest.

ive had 5 billion pairings ive loved over years there are undoubtedly huges ones im completely forgetting. #AMENSIAGANG

[vaplord]

I am going crazy

[timetravelstudies]

(goes in the sd tumblr tag)

(2 minutes pass)

as an empath , i can tell i overestimated how old towa was in those blonde flashbacks

[waraueuphoria]

towa and madarame horses

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

Slou Damake? Nääh, se on poka Hiras Lämä (I swear suomalaistan kaikki fandomit johon saan paskaiset näppini)

Tein nää pahimman SD-brainrottini aikana ja toivottavasti nää pääsis joskus iha tarramuotoonki (kuha vaa saisin itteni joskus vielä taidekujakuntoon)

And as usual, poor translations just in case (I've actually thought of making eng. versions of these, but ehhhhghhh i don't think that'll happen for a while (if ever)):

Towa "Booze & smokes"

Taku "In my medical opinion: Don't."

Rei "I wanna beat you, then eat you <3" (can't believe it rhymes in eng as well!)

Madarame "Ya wanna get beat?"

Fujieda "Thank you, that's enough."

Kotarou "Fuck it's cold!!"

Mayu "You look just like my anime-waifu <3"

Eiji "Nuclear bomb! :-D"

Vampire "Thristy..." (it's actually in estonian (or as we like to call it: drunk finnish))

Ikuina "wanna play knife-tag??"

Asakura "uncle-ing hazard" (a word play on "radiation hazard" and...? "uncle-ing?"/acting like a creepy guy (probs the most tastleless out of the bunch but eghhhh i'm cancel-worthy anyways))

Mizuno "(I) got beaten up..."

(Nearly all of these are in low/highkey dialect or slang and just stolen memes/jokes in general)

[stophangiingdjs]

So early this morning (re: 3 am) I finished the Taku euphoria route of Slow Damage.

Reviewing in as few sentences as possible: As much as I love Rei, Taku is genuinely best boy so far. TakuTowa is the best sd ship. I love Yaoi Walter White.

I’m currently in the middle of the Madarame route right now, so I might as well give my thoughts on it so far. He’s like if Shiki, the VLG route of sweet pool and fanon!Mink were rolled up and combined into a character (unlikeable asshole who’s Not A Very Good Boyfriend). Sorry Madarame gang. I will concede and say he is, however, kind of a Bad Bitch.

[unrelatabledude]

in which sd route would you add cannibalism to fix it

i totally forgot to answer this

the short answer is that it really only would make sense in takus route, a guy whose literally so protective of towa he threatens to kill him in his good end.

so like you could easily transition that into an obsession of literally consuming him so no one else gets him… and that would fix how horrifically boring takus bad end is.

i also think it would be a good route for the german cannibal conversation but really the perfect route for that would be fujiedas…

madarame bad end could also rip with cannibalism but i really don’t wanna change his bad end. sorry madarame

[postmanlinksbootyshorts]

i went from super determined to make a long as fuck post abt rei's route to being like "eh maybe i won't, ppl are allowed to have their low iq takes" to seeing a take so cold and stupid that it's ignited my drive to actually write a post abt rei's route and why 90% of ppl who talk abt his route are severely incorrect

[cyberpunkboytoy]

hi its me slow damage anon

i asked around to some other sd blog and they said they'd never encountered my situation before...and i tried to play thru slow damage to really see if it wasn't registering that i did both of the routes and...i was correct...it did not register that i did rei's and taku's route!

im really really sad because ive been playing slow damage for a couple of months and was excited to see all the hype abt madarame (ugly bugly)... i sent a ticket to jast blue to see if it was just an in-game error but i forgot the ticket number so i MIGHT have to send in another to make sure they got it...

thank you for all the help im really grateful i might just have to also play both routes again even if it was a pain in the butt 😢😢😢

Holy shiiiiiiiit what the hell, that's so fucking sad ��� I hope they give you five thousand dollars

[vaplord]

Mamamamamama

With bonus speedpaint video

[timetravelstudies]

sd endings takes on the dash so ill say this idgaf about any of the endings theyre all kind of whatever to me. in a positive way❤️ my favorite thing about towa as a protag/pov is that hes so who gaf born to die world is afuck about everything that i felt 0 anxiety about anything that might happen to him i was just taking it all in as it came. Very soothing mindscape for me to be in somehow. but anyway yeah i didnt care especially for any of the LIs the closest i came to actively being invested in that aspect was during the madarame kidnap arc + bad end but thats just bc thats when towa looked cutest in the CGs🙏🏼