MHA headcannons
(Dabi, Shigaraki)
Dabi headcannons
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•takes cold showers only, like very strictly only cold showers.
•always warm because of his quirk.
•I feel like he enjoys using oil pastels.
•hates reading, but enjoys writing?
•has a flip phone.
•loves crancherry and water mixed together.
•Cannot sleep in a bed with another person because he gets too hot.
•Sleeps with a very thin blanket.
•uses cologne to (try to) cover up his stink.
•Plays COD with Shigaraki.
•Insane water drinker, will CHUG it.
•Hates the color red and orange.
•TERRIBLE hand writing.
•Sucks at all the video games he plays, even if it’s something like Animal crossing he still manages to be bad at it.
•Wears his shoes all the time, even in his bed. Use’s the same socks as well, they probably have holes in the bottom and STINK
•Terrible hygiene.
•Is an ass to everyone all the time, like I cannot express how rude he is for no reason.
•With the little money he gets he likes to buy soba.
•Goes absolutely FERAL if someone takes or misplaces his stuff.
•Likes to push people around?
•Hates camp fires.
•Likes to sleep in darkness, like pitch black.
•If they have a thermostat he always turns it as low as it can go at night before he goes to sleep.
•Will wear nothing but his boxers and shoes to sleep. I’m not so sure what it is but I feel like he never takes off his shoes.
•Driest and slowest texter you will EVER talk to.
•Heavy metal listener.
•Once Toga spilled grape juice on his only white shirt and stained it, he then yelled at her and ignored her for 2 weeks.
•Has an Endeavor hate account and is active on it, always replys to his hate comments cause hes petty.
Shigaraki headcannons
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•I feel like this is a known thing but an INTENSE gamer.
•He rages all the time at his game, he will throw his headset and controller around constantly.
•Terrible hygiene.
•Likes when people mess with his hair but will never admit it because he thinks it’s embarrassing.
•When he got his gloves and discovered he wouldn’t decay things he got very touchy for a few weeks.
•Drinks Dr pepper like it keeps him alive.
•Once cried when his dog died in Minecraft.
•Smells absolutely disgusting and doesn’t even try to cover it up.
•Is always cold and sleeps with TONS of blankets.
•Knows the magnetic dance by heart but hates K-pop.
•The only music he listens to is the Minecraft soundtrack.
•On top of smelling disgusting he also smells like oil because he rubs it on his dry skin and wherever he’s itching.
•Has an instagram account and posts Eraserhead edits.
•Had an All might hate account, it got famous, he then received tons of hate and deleted the account. This made him cry.
•Watches Love Island and once cried in front of Toga and made her swear not to tell a soul.
•Terrible artist but thinks he’s good.
•Best gamer you’ll ever encounter.
•Sleeps with a night light.
•Has a twitter account and stalks Deku and Bakugou’s accounts.
•Hates cotton candy.
•Hates water with a passion, if he drinks it he will gag.
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I’m so sorry if this is shit and unrealistic but I am enjoying myself writing these. I will gladly take suggestions for any MHA character, you can give me prompts too.(Strictly SFW) These are so fun to write.
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Multishipping is cool and I wish the hatchetfield fandom was more chill with it
You do know you can ship Peter with Steph and Richie right? Those ideas can coexist. There’s no reason for one to trap themselves in a bubble of only letting a character be shipped with one person. Hell, put them in a polycule and see how they work around that. It’s fun!
Idk the amount of shipping arguments this fandom has scares me 😭
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Terry Pratchett books be like: She had huge, round breasts, other writers would say, but not me, because she was also smart. Other fantasy writers would put her in tiny skirts and chainmail bikinis but not me though!! She was still wearing a very skimpy outfit. But she was too smart to be a wife, actually women are better wizards than men which is why there shouldn’t be any. Other writers would write long, winded paragraphs about her supple body, round hips, HUGE BADONKADONKS. But not me though. Because she was also very clever. A very clever woman indeed. Many other men would write about how they‘d jizz their trousers when they so much as gazed upon her. Not me though. ALTHOUGH she was definitely jizz worthy.
Just stop. Please. I know he’s dead and all but he was just like any other male author of the time when it came to writing women.
Just my two cents
Im sick and Reading the Discworld novels.
Edit: this is not hate. I like the books, I really do! I just don’t like that he pretends not to be like other men and then does the exact same thing. I censored the tags so nobody needs to gets offended anymore because I criticised their favourite author.
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