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Umineko!

Lissten listeintslselitesn listen. After 5 months and over 150+ hours of reading (ye its THAT long) I finished umineko about a week and a half ago and I'm just. Not over it. This is legit one of the best pieces of fiction I've ever seen I'm not even joking. A masterpiece. Amazing.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

THERES HJHHNFNNHFDG THERES SO MANY,,,,, I love Willard, Dlanor, Lambdadelta, Erika, Eva and EVA-Beatrice ggfgohh,,,, why are the characters so good I'm gonnga cry

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Dlanor A. Knox is very shaped indeed. I want to buy her mcdonalds i think she deserves it

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I think Willard H. Wright is very underrated bc there's barely any content of him which makes me sad bc he is great, the perfect male specimen,,,, Looks cold and edgy on the outside but is actually rlly good hearted and genuinely supportive (also he owns a cat her name is Diana and he loves her verymuch) I most definitely don't have a type

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

OOUUHGHN LITERRALLY ME WITH EVA-BEATRICE!!!! (She had her major debut in chapter 3 but then appeared for a brief moment in chapter 4 and once again in chapter 6 and 8 and in all of these I screamed as soon as I heard her voice)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

,,,, which umineko character isn't problematic honestly lmao 😭😭 I think Erika Furudo and EVA-Beatrice bc at all times I'm like ''WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN...... YOU MEAN EVIL GREMLIN........'' and at the same time I want to shake them and chew them and also hoping they suffer utter defeat and humiliation bc their reactions are too fun

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Battler?!?? idk (haha beatrice kinnie) Erika Furudo (though she would most likely torment ME instead) and Amakusa maybe??!

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Sumadera Kasumi (Ange's aunt bc fuck thjat b!tch) and Bernkastel for fun hhkkskskks (she deserves some hell once in a while <3)

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

supernatural! unless someone asked that then devil may cry!

Oh I am absolutely doing both lmao ok first, supernatural:

Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about the most):

Dean… I will always be a dean girl ahsjshskakk

Scrunkly (my baby, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

Castiel, absolute angelic himbo

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/under appreciated fave):

Jo, I’m still so mad she died omg 😭😭😭😭 and Kevin 💖💖💖

Glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

ADAM! my boy deserves justice I’m glad he came back for like the final few episodes ;w;

Poor little meow meow (problematic/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

Balthazar, Gabriel or just like any of the original angel crew from seasons 4/5

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

Sam… I just really don’t like him the later seasons made him so boring :(((

Eeby deeby (character I would send to super hell):

Metatron, I couldn’t stand him from the first moment he was on screen blech also John Winchester, all my homies hate John Winchester

Next up, devil may cry:

Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about the most):

reboot Dante, like actually obsessed with him…. He’s been living rent free in my head since January 2013 💖💖💖💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🖤🖤🖤🧡🧡💚💜💛💚💙💙💜🤎🤎❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡💛💚💜💙💜🤎🤎❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💝💝💘💘💓💗💞💞💝♥️♥️❣️💕❣️❣️❣️

Scrunkly (my baby, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

Kat and lady and Trish just all 3,,,,, so fucking good

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/under appreciated fave):

Nico! As much as dmc5 kinda bored me in parts nico was the right level of unhinged love her 💖💖💖

Glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

Eva! From both the reboot and original series she just really wanted to protect her kids ;w;

Poor little meow meow (problematic/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

Dmc3 specific Vergil, he is my fave lil moody asshole

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

Jester….(is his name jester I can’t fuckin remember the clown from dmc3 lol)

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#4

I got 5 teeth pulled on Friday and all I've wanted to eat the whole time is fish

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#3

I was tagged by the ever lovely @dontcryonmyporch ! Thank you for the tag

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#2

Oh the Americans aren't getting today's wordle

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My #1 post of 2022

Have a Joey

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metal gear 4 the ask game (-: i know nothing about this series please enlighten me

metal gear is an extremely convoluted series and i will have to preface this with a bit of background lore but i will try my best. putting under a readmore bc this is huuge. if the readmore doesn't work for some reason im so sorry abt your dashes guys 😭

lore part

the gist is this guy named john/naked snake/big boss (codenamed the latter for the bulk of the series) was such a good solider that they cloned him and made his sons solid snake and liquid snake (david and eli). during the later half of his life john takes on more of an antagonistic role because he gets this absolutely dumbass idea to horde nuclear weapons and create a centralised army like basically an army state bc he feels his only worth and purpose in life is as a solider -_- (this is a man wh shouldn't have been in charge of a lot of things tbh)

the first game follows solid snake going to a base called shadow moses to stop a team called foxhound (solid snake was once apart of it, it is at this point commanded by liquid snake) in their revolt against the government. foxhound hijack a nuclear warhead on a metal gear (literally a mecha with a nuke on it. walking nuke)

during this game snake meets liquid snake for the first time who he would end up killing. liquid has this superiority complex and desire to prove himself because he feels worthless as a clone and son who was never wanted, (john didn't even know his DNA was used for the project when it happened) and feels that solid snake stole his opportunity to kill his father, prove himself better than him and express his hatred for him.

solid snake also meets otacon (engineer of the metal gears, did not know their true nature as nuclear weapons and feels awful about making them) meryl (wannabe rookie solider who idolises him, niece of one of snake's colonels from back in the day) and revolver ocelot, a man with lifelong devotion to big boss (to a homo extent tbh) whom snake would begin a series long rivalry with, but whose true goals would not be revealed until both of their deaths.

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blorbo (character i think about the most): probably solid snake and otacon as a collective and their dynamic, after mgs1 they go on to form a lifelong partnership, lasting the 9 years before snake's death, in that time they form a NGO to work against nuclear weapons and raise a child together (all the subtext you think would exist regarding that does LOL. her name is sunny). otacon is my favourite mgs character but it is sort of tied with other characters. otacon has a really difficult and sad life and the trauma never really leaves him but he and snake both break the cycles of their respective traumas when raising sunny.

scrunkly: it has to go to otacon his design is so cool in mgs1 with the polygon ass everything, poofy hair glasses and a big jacket it rules also i completely forgot to mention he's an otaku.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated) i don't really have any faves like that but quiet from mgs5 is a bit of an underutilised character tbh

i dont have a glup shitto/obscure fave but the closest thing is that i really like the relationship between the boss (john's mentor) and eva (one of his allies who seemingly betrayed him and also knew that the boss was pretending to betray the US for the greater good). this was kept from john but was revealed to him a decade later in in-game audio tapes and i wish he and eva had gotten to talk in person once again and had spoke about the boss. if this had happened at all maybe john's life would have turned out even a little differently because he obviously held onto a lot of pain and trauma and decided on some dumbass ideas 🥲

poor little meow meow: there are several meow meows in this series but it has to go to revolver ocelot. had lifelong devotion to big boss and died for him but was ultimately working towards a goal big boss failed to complete and didn't even consider even though it was asked of him (world peace nuclear disarmament etc) also it works so well bc the boss asked john to do this but she also happens to be ocelot's mother

horse plinko (character i would torment): big boss, he's a bit of a dumbass and is also fucked up and kept the cycles of war and trauma going but hey that's what being evolved in the military at a young age and having to kill the closest person you had to mother does to a mf

eeby deeby/superhell: otacon's piece of shit father with no redeeming qualities who turns on his allies in the name of self preservation and killed his son's mother

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supernatural! unless someone asked that then devil may cry!

Oh I am absolutely doing both lmao ok first, supernatural:

Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about the most):

Dean… I will always be a dean girl ahsjshskakk

Scrunkly (my baby, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

Castiel, absolute angelic himbo

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/under appreciated fave):

Jo, I’m still so mad she died omg 😭😭😭😭 and Kevin 💖💖💖

Glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

ADAM! my boy deserves justice I’m glad he came back for like the final few episodes ;w;

Poor little meow meow (problematic/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

Balthazar, Gabriel or just like any of the original angel crew from seasons 4/5

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

Sam… I just really don’t like him the later seasons made him so boring :(((

Eeby deeby (character I would send to super hell):

Metatron, I couldn’t stand him from the first moment he was on screen blech also John Winchester, all my homies hate John Winchester

Next up, devil may cry:

Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about the most):

reboot Dante, like actually obsessed with him…. He’s been living rent free in my head since January 2013 💖💖💖💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🖤🖤🖤🧡🧡💚💜💛💚💙💙💜🤎🤎❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡💛💚💜💙💜🤎🤎❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💝💝💘💘💓💗💞💞💝♥️♥️❣️💕❣️❣️❣️

Scrunkly (my baby, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

Kat and lady and Trish just all 3,,,,, so fucking good

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/under appreciated fave):

Nico! As much as dmc5 kinda bored me in parts nico was the right level of unhinged love her 💖💖💖

Glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

Eva! From both the reboot and original series she just really wanted to protect her kids ;w;

Poor little meow meow (problematic/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

Dmc3 specific Vergil, he is my fave lil moody asshole

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

Jester….(is his name jester I can’t fuckin remember the clown from dmc3 lol)

Eeby deeby (character I would send to super hell):

Fuckin reboot Vergil… sorry I just can’t stand him lmao 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

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