#THX FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT UMINEKO HHHHH

[tinyfantasminha]

Umineko!

Lissten listeintslselitesn listen. After 5 months and over 150+ hours of reading (ye its THAT long) I finished umineko about a week and a half ago and I'm just. Not over it. This is legit one of the best pieces of fiction I've ever seen I'm not even joking. A masterpiece. Amazing.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

THERES HJHHNFNNHFDG THERES SO MANY,,,,, I love Willard, Dlanor, Lambdadelta, Erika, Eva and EVA-Beatrice ggfgohh,,,, why are the characters so good I'm gonnga cry

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Dlanor A. Knox is very shaped indeed. I want to buy her mcdonalds i think she deserves it

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I think Willard H. Wright is very underrated bc there's barely any content of him which makes me sad bc he is great, the perfect male specimen,,,, Looks cold and edgy on the outside but is actually rlly good hearted and genuinely supportive (also he owns a cat her name is Diana and he loves her verymuch) I most definitely don't have a type

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

OOUUHGHN LITERRALLY ME WITH EVA-BEATRICE!!!! (She had her major debut in chapter 3 but then appeared for a brief moment in chapter 4 and once again in chapter 6 and 8 and in all of these I screamed as soon as I heard her voice)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

,,,, which umineko character isn't problematic honestly lmao 😭😭 I think Erika Furudo and EVA-Beatrice bc at all times I'm like ''WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN...... YOU MEAN EVIL GREMLIN........'' and at the same time I want to shake them and chew them and also hoping they suffer utter defeat and humiliation bc their reactions are too fun

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Battler?!?? idk (haha beatrice kinnie) Erika Furudo (though she would most likely torment ME instead) and Amakusa maybe??!

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Sumadera Kasumi (Ange's aunt bc fuck thjat b!tch) and Bernkastel for fun hhkkskskks (she deserves some hell once in a while <3)