#screwed🔩

[nick-cassidy]

maya weug at the miami prix

[dashingwishes]

Me thinking about the day when all my dreams will come true.

[orkbutch]

Why would princess need clothes. She has 2 girlfriends to keep her warm 💅

Temperature control AND constant easy access? The choice is obvious

[irxnlegacy]

R/ed P/ill math is getting made at D/isney's "wokeness" than how they mistreat their workers.

[seaoftheworst]

Yonji Tag Drop

🔩 the youngest of the germa royals: about vinsmoke yonji 🔩 lashing out as not to become a target: vinsmoke yonji headcanons 🔩 winch green: vinsmoke yonji visage 🔩 the youngest always has the most to prove: vinsmoke yonji interactions 🔩 a few screws loose: vinsmoke yonji crack

[starlito1996]

Brotha Lynch Hung - The Virus (Chopped & Screwed By DJ Vanilladream)

[purplelito1996]

Snoop Dogg - No Limit Top Dogg Slowed & Chopped By Dj Crystal Clear

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (One)

23-24 Season Masterlist

next: two

sorry it’s short!

OCTOBER 11, 2023

yourusername

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yourusername WELCOME TO MY POST GAME PENALTY BOX UPDATE SHOW: CAPTAIN BEST FRIEND HOME OPENER EDITION

z-baby and i (and mom & dad!) flew to vc specifically to watch quinn’s captain ceremony, and needless to say, i was a crying mess. quinn, i am so proud of you and how much you’ve grown. i know you were nervous and didn’t want the night to be all about you, but you deserve every last bit of cheers and applause for how great you are, how talented you are, and how much you’ve grown into who you are. you deserve all of it and more.

besides my wonderful best friend, one of your favorites and mine, garly, created absolute poetry tonight. in case you don't remember, garly got the final goal of the season with an overtime winner that got him a hatty— and tonight, HE GOT THE FIRST CANUCKS GOAL OF THE REGULAR SEASON!

and my beautiful blonde princess SCORED A DICK TRICK (four goals to those who are lame and don’t know what that is) TONIGHT! I WAS GOING CRAZY IN THE STANDS, BESTIE!

the canucks canucked around and found out! they won 8-1! what a marvelous start to the season and i’m so happy i got to be there for it! you guy are going to do amazing this season💙 i’m so proud of all of you!

p.s. i’m shamelessly the most proud of my best friend<3 i love you, quinny!

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_quinnhughes i love you so much, sissy💙 it means a lot that you and z made the trip for me! (thanks for not posting a bad picture)

yourusername i wouldn’t have missed it for the world! i’m so proud of you bubba💙

trevorzegras proud of you, man! you were great!

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras thank you, z!

yourusername TEARS

jackhughes @_quinnhughes you popped off tonight, quinny! i’m so proud to be your brother

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes thanks, jacky! i mostly love being your brother

jackhughes @_quinnhughes RUDE

yourusername @/jackhughes 🧸💳

jackhughes @/yourusername 🔩

_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes ON THE FIRST GAME?!

_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes translation?

_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte they made a bet (credit card) involving me (bear) and jack is telling sissy to screw herself

_alexturcotte @/yourusername @/jackhughes WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS

trevorzegras @/yourusername how much do we get?

yourusername @/trevorzegras *i* get $50 for quinn not being hit in the face with a puck

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes ihy

jackhughes @_quinnhughes ihym

user5 I’M CRYING AGAIN😭

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes our huggy bear is all grown up😭 proud of you, man! love you!

_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 thanks, moose! i love you, too! you’re officially my favorite brother

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes do i get a trophy?

_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m not sissy

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes then you are not my favorite sibling

yourusername @/lhughes_06 MWAH! you’re my favorite little bother!

jackhughes @/yourusername i’m also his sibling?

lhughes_06 @/yourusername i’m your only little brother??

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 let’s be each other’s favorite

lhughes_06 @/jackhughes hard pass

user77 BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

yourusername language!

jackhughes @/yourusername you and z basically sext in your comment section don’t even

trevorzegras @/jackhughes jealous?

canucks THAT’S OUR BOYS!!!

yourusername THEY DID SO GOOD!!!

trevorzegras psa that y/n/n sobbed so hard my shirt was soaked

yourusername it was a present!

trevorzegras oh my bad, thanks, sweet girl!

yourusername you’re welcome!

colecaufield we’re gonna get to play “is this a regular y/n reaction? of a pregnancy hormone y/n reaction?”

yourusername @/colecaufield watch it

trevorzegras @/colecaufield oooooo

_quinnhughes @/colecaufield we will not be playing that game, leave my sister alone! she’s carrying my nieces/nephews/both!

colecaufield @/yourusername @/trevorzegras @_quinnhughes OKAY, I’M SORRY

user91 i’m crying again tysm😭

bboeser i’m choosing to accept the princess nickname to say THANK YOU GIRLY HUGHES! love you!

yourusername oh good! congratulations on your nickname then! i love you, tooooooooo

_alexturcotte @/bboeser um girly hughes is what i call her

yourusername @_alexturcotte others occasionally use it!

_alexturcotte @/yourusername I WANT IT TO BE MINE

yourusername @_alexturcotte OKAY! SHIT, BOSSY! @/bboeser you’re gonna have to use something else, sorry!

bboeser @/yourusername princess hughes?

yourusername @/bboeser I LOVE IT!

_quinnhughes @/bboeser now i have to buy her another tiara

bboeser @_quinnhughes another?

_quinnhughes @/bboeser yep

yourusername @_quinnhughes MWAH!

bboeser @_quinnhughes she can’t get her own tiara?

_quinnhughes @/bboeser we have a princess treaty. that is not how this works.

_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes congratulations, brother! you’re no longer in the class A team!

yourusername lexi, my lovely human dildo, that song is about a sex worker doing cocaine

_alexturcotte @/yourusername w h a t ? (do not bring back lexi)

yourusername @_alexturcotte “breathin in the snowflakes” “and go mad for a couple grams” “or sells love to another man” (i’m bringing it back)

jackhughes oh my god

trevorzegras eddy WHY?!

_alexturcotte @/yourusername you mean to tell me we were singing along to a song about a crack addicted sex worker at 10?

yourusername @_alexturcotte surprise!

_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte i definitely was never on the A team

[turnstileskyline]

I LET HER CLIMB 🧗‍♂️ ON TOP 🔝 !!! IM EITHER FUCKIN 😋 OR WORKIN 😓 SO THE GRIND DONT STOP 🛑💯 !!! SHE SAID I GOT SCREWS 🔩 MISSING HELL 🔥 ONLY WHEN IM MISSING YOU !!! AND HELL 🔥 YEAH IM A DICK 🍆 GIRL ADDICTED TO YOU 🤤🤤🤤 ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[exxorcius]

@recom-week Day#2 - “Gift”🔩✨

Credits for the inspiration of this piece proudly go to the magnificent @tsukioreo as a collaborative response piece to her writing piece that is yet to see the public light and a reason I cannot elaborate much on the aforementioned work for this prompt. 💛

What is for sure is that Swiz did not expect the surprise that came to him alongside of finding a brand new RDA drone, and the story that could have been alike a dark tale about the big bad wolf turned brighter upon a sealed deal with the youth, promising to keep a little secret.

I’d say gifting old useless metal bolts with silly carved patterns on them is quite a special way to say “screw you”… yet I promise it’s not something he entirely meant in mind. :’)

Character: Swizav(Avatar oc)

[nana2359-blog]

One of the most complicated projects I ever started...

Also, fuck those ✨️🔩tiny screws 🔩✨️. Not even my father's micro eletronic tools and micro screwdrivers would fit, so I had to use a butter knife and jewelry pliers.

This Snowy Furby Baby has been skinned and has been through an eyechip, eyelid and eyelashes surgery. Not to mention deep cleaned, lobotomized, brushed and fluffed 🌈☁️

Her name shall be Pearl 🐚🤍

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

MEgain: "All you'd have to do is Instagram yourselves using my ketchup. It'd be a huge help."

Sparry: "what is your brand?

"Oh I don't know, I'll think of some piece of crap."

Sparry: "so whose baby is that?"

"This is our baby Harry!!!"

Stop sending me bottles of ketchup!

HG TV Stars: Royally Screwed🔩

MEgain & Sparry Playlist

[testphasedemo]

Screw face 🔩

[barrackbvnny]

@clonewar gave the prompt: ‘ you need stitches. ’ from halo for whichever muse you of yours could use some more interactions <3

──꒰ SCREW ꒱    🔧🔩🪛   ・・・・・・

She immediately frowns as the pained tears stream down her cheeks. Sure there’s quite a lot of blood . . . and their head feels a bit woozy. But she’s never needed stitches before, so why now? Then again, that is a lot of blood.

❛ Are you sure ? ⠀❜ She asks sounding a bit nervous as the chaos around them slowly comes to an end. She wants to be certain that this is something she needs before she mentally prepares herself for either another stim shot or the sensation of a needle through her skin. They’ve i hired themselves before, but she’s never been hurt this badly before. I guess this is what happens when you’re assigned to the field of battle.

[deliveringcandypizza]

anyways while i reply to my stuff heres a permanent starter call. (Send this in inbox though! Its easier to keep track/gen) send 🍁 or "Leaf" for Marco send 🍬 or "Candy" for Kevin send 🍅 or "Tomato" for Margarita send 💀 or "Skull" for Snapper send ⭐ or "Star" for Kirby send 🔩 or "Screw" for Mint

All i ask is just tell me who ya want if you want a one liner or something more and what verse do you want or ill just choose (carrd that has all my muses and verses rn) andddd Multimuses tell me who you want to use out of your muses or give me a choice since im bad at choices lol!

[mistressemmedi]

Y'all I gotta share my day so far because it's been a ride and I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Took the day off work, as I did not take any vacation this summer. Go for a scenic drive, just to do something relaxing, somehow pick up a bolt (now a screw! A bolt 🔩) that gets stuck into my tire. 💀 That's fine, I've got a flat, not panicking. Realize I'm a solid 15 min from town, I panic a bit. Nurse the car to the nearest mechanic, make it to the lot (tire is completely done for at this point). The mechanic is closed. 🛑 That's fine, I'll change the spare in the lot. Pull the tools and the spare out, kneel down AND I RIP MY JEANS 😭 that's fine, I'm giving everyone a show. Prop the car on the jack, forget to pull the handbrake because I'm an idiot, car falls off the jack. Put car on jack, second time is the charm. Pull off flat tire, put the spare on. I cut my hand. That's fine, I'm bleeding profusely, but it's fine. Wrap my hand, pray the spare holds and drive to another mechanic - they're full. Ok I'm a bit up upset now, guy takes pity on me and at least checks I put the spare on correct. Walks to my car, takes one look at the bloody rags I used for my hand, and just looks at me like 👁️👄👁️ I limp home, make it to third mechanic of the day. They take a look at my tire and declare it non-salvageable. $200 later, I now have (1) new tire. I am now home and I'm planning to never leave again. Goodbye 👋