#screenhog

[critter-screams-into-the-void]

club penguin's early art style was actually peak idc what anyone else says all the characters looked so scrunkly how could they get rid of this

[blueberrybluestar]

bless chris hendricks 🙏 i always loved club penguin music and his videos on it are absolutely amazing - this one especially was delightful to me because i always thought all the card jitsu music in particular was the greatest thing ever and it meant so much to me. and getting to learn about the history behind the songs and hear unused/beta versions of them??? absolutely amazing.

seriously check out his channel if you haven't yet, he has a whole series of videos talking about his work as a composer for club penguin, it's totally worth it

[dryboner]

there's a point in time where club penguin went from looking like this

to looking like this

[constantvariations]

When there's a show that has lots of combat but little to no killing, there's usually a reason for that. I don't just mean the target audience being children (which is a stupid claim anyway, kids can handle way more shit than adults give them credit for), I mean a Watsonian explanation

Aang doesn't kill because he believes it's against his pacifist culture

Batman doesn't kill because he believes in second chances

Vash doesn't kill because it would make Rem sad

But when it comes to the rwby world, the whos and whys of killing... aren't really there?

The villains kill on-screen often, which is a given since, yknow, villains. But our heroes have never had a discussion of how far they're willing to go for their goals

It could've been established during any of the Salem talks, but instead the writers handle it with kid gloves with that Saturday morning cartoon "How do I destroy Salem?" Like, we saw a whole ass human being turned to ash, ShawLuna, you can say "kill," I promise

Due to this, I thought the dynamic was "villains kill, heroes don't," which is fairly typical for shows with this tone

And then Adam was murdered. On screen. By two of our heroes

It was genuinely jarring. There was no lead up to this kind of action, no talk of "doing whatever it takes" or "we have to prepare to do things we might live to regret." Just BAM STAB DEAD

And not even a conversation after! There's literally nothing to distinguish the before/after murder versions of Yang and Blake, which is bad! You took a whole ass man's life! Blake knew him personally! His dreams, his fears, the way he took his coffee, the whole nine yards! Even if it had to be done, that should still have a major affect! Hell, my best friend cried for hours after a bird hit the windshield on our road trip, yet these two are totally okay with ending a person

Even stranger, there has yet to be actual blood spilled by our heroes after that. Not even a skinned knee! Deaths happen around them, not because of them

You've already opened the door for the reaper, you might as well let it settle in for tea

[amplexadversary]

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[ironbundleusedicebeam]

[m1dnitefloat]

alternate universe where screenhog got his way and wigs were never added to club penguin

[whatdoessunshinetastelike]

fun fact according to screenhog (original club penguin artist/composer) the "18 and over" penguin was drawn on october 12, 2005 making them officially 18 years old today

[jurweemsm]

SCREENHOG IS AN MSM FAN?!?!?

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE THAT'S THE ORIGINAL CLUB PENGUIN ARTIST. We're talking about the same guy responsible for blessing the world with THIS:

[real-total-drama-takes]

Everyone falls to pieces over Zoke’s “sCREENhOGGiNg” “fanfiction-esque” finale when all of World Tour was basically an Aleheather fanfic (Heather x Steamy Smooth-talking Bad Boy, 50k+ words, slow burn, enemies to lovers, competition fic) right down to the villainous couples’ finale, uncanny narrative focus, and insane plot armor (right down to Team Amazon’s losses being during non-elimination rounds except for ONE episode, an entire team of 6 players being decimated before a single hair on Team Amazon’s head was touched).

[canonically47]

review pls!

disventure camp all-stars episode 20: review!

spoilers!!! (no duh.)

i despise how emily was turned into a villain and betrayed trevor. absolutely dogshit, poor writing

ally and jake not being petty??? LMFAOAOAOAOAOOO

riya you did NOT work your ass off you got plot armour. KYS.

oh NOW jally are friends?? now they bond? oh my god fuck you. literally fuck you. such cheap writing to make them bond just in the second to last episode, out of NEED rather than WANT. my god.

“i’m glad you’re still here, jake, we all are” first tom says jake sees the best in people and now this? ONC stop mischaracterizing your characters lmaoaoao

ALLY SAID SUS LMFAOAOAOAO

why did ally INSTANTLY agree to this. the fuck.

oh this is cheap. this is just cheap. not only is ally fucking stupid, but didn’t she just say she saw season one? like? she wouldve seen how jake cried at his grandmas death?? the fuck?? do the writers think we are stupid?????

thank you kristal for putting an end to that cheer

why didn’t they make yul’s scar permanent ://

what the fuck is that flashback sequence

“can’t get caught lacking” killing myself

why did they stop mining while they talked bro

why is ally using minecraft logic in real life i despise her actually i’m so sorry 😭

YAY YUL DIED oh nvm ://

and james fell in love right then and there yay!

this emily plot is so annoying i despise how they wrote her, why are the writers so fucking stupid

why are yul and riya so stupid also

i love how alec is rooting for ally because fiore is helping her. they’re so family-coded <3

jake protecting fiore awwwww :((( <333

JAMES SAID WHAT.

THEY’RE DATING

“riya #screenhog” I LOVE YOU JAMES

JAMES SOUNDED SO SCARED FOR JAKE OMG

why did he put his whole body on his to listen to his pulse omg thats crazy gay people are insane

ew why are these two here

im with emily on this why do you care for him trevor

derek why are you acting surprised he kissed you the fuck 😭⁉️

yeah i hate how they treated emily. it’s actually so bad how they made her this super likable character then ruined her for shock value, god forbid a woman gets between the no-chemistry yaoi right? such cheap writing is crazyyy

like they know the fans love her so much to the point where they confirmed her as queer because in ONC’s eyes queer characters > non-queer characters,, i guess, and then they gave her. this treatment. wow

for once im with yul on this !

yo riya if you want to win you should like. keep going???

yas ally your feelings matter! i wish i cared for you, or that the show was good, or that the writing wasn’t trash, so this moment meant something to me!

PARDONNNNN??????????

JAKE IS OUT WHAT????????

oh WAIT?? WAIT??????

OH MY GOD??????????????

HELLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

JAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

man fuck your emotional moment ally idgaf JAKEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

if riya wins i am KILLING MYSELF !!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO JAKE YOU CAN WIN

why are we panning back to trevek eurgrhrhhr ew

thank you so much for ruining that kiss kristal i owe you my whole life

uhhh this episode was dogshit for the first ten minutes, and then for the most part was just mediocre if not just bad. the audio mixing was bad, the voice acting & delivery horribly mid, especially for the high stakes here, like cmon ally a little more emotion would be nice i refuse to hype up yul but my god his actor is the best of all; and then just. i realized how much this finale fucking sucks and how i genuinely do not care for these characters and how badly the show WANTS me to care for them. they’re trying SO HARD. it’s SO FUNNY

i believe emily is the worst written on the show, and she deserved so much better. she was hyped up for nothing and her villain arc came out of nowhere. my theory is, ONC knew how little chemistry trevek actually have, and how much better tremily is, so they decided to make emily a villain so she wouldn’t get between the ship. which is laughable, and such cheap writing.

i say ‘cheap writing’ a lot sorry :(( unfortunately thats all ONC can do! so yea

uhh idk man this is like.. a 4/10 maybe? if i wanna be nice about it. cuz theres some good stuff in it (alec has a speaking line) (james is gay for jake) (ally loses) but otherwise idrk.

i am so so SOOOO happy this show is almost over i am counting down the days until its done 😭🙏🏼 yall are not catching me watching season 4 or rewatching anything. im gone the moment i put out the review for ep 21. like a dad going for milk. perchance

[verdantmeadows]

Pizzatron 3000 | Chris "Screenhog" Hendricks

[yellowhollyhock]

@tmaynt day 14: favorite turtle movie

this is me and my siblings watching our favorite movie.

just kidding guys it's the teenage mutant ninja turtles! Watching Judith Hoag play April I mean on the news I mean watching April on the news it's 1990. It's called. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes. I like it. Leo and Mikey are screenhogs lol

[negative-total-drama-takes]

Worst character from each gen:

Gen 1: Duncan, truly the only character deserving the "screenhog" label people love to throw around. There are other bad ones but at least Ezekiel didn't overstay his welcome and I can stand seeing Cody as long as he's having a terrible day (thank you for your service, Sierra!)

Gen 2: Brick, this cast is my favorite overall so the worst I have to say about him is that he's mid and I hate the military

Gen 3: Rodney/Ella tie. Annoyingly unfunny gimmicks. Dave is a terrible person but as I've stated I love to see characters I hate in pain and he gets plenty of that

Gen 4: MacArthur. I would probably love her if she wasn't a cop though

Gen 5: Ripper, in season 1 he got a few chuckles out of me despite the fiasco the fart episode was, but in season 2 not only he doesn't feel like the same character but he somehow pulled a girl he definitely doesn't deserve

Ngl I chuckled a bit at that “thank you for your service sierra” part

[totaldramaronpawhatever]

A Survival Expert’s Introduction

“I followed Millie to the Auditorium, there we found fourteen others hanging around the stage. Some sat, while others stood. Some heads turned towards us.”

“Took you two long enough, next time I’m dragging Sleeping Beauty here by hand.” A muscular girl in tactical gear said. “What’s your name anyway?”

I realized that she was speaking to me, so I excitedly told her about my status as the All Star Good Luck. 

She rolled her eyes at my excitement but kept her introduction cordial.

“Name’s Axel, the All Star Survivalist,” she said. “Listen, until a teacher shows up, I’m the leader. No ifs or ands about it, and if you want to be captain you better know how to swim.”

“Axel is a survival expert.” Millie chimed in, writing away in her journal. “Apparently she’s ready for any apocalypse, war, or any other national tragedy that’ll plunge us all into some sort of new Dark Age.”

“Yeah, and while you screenhogs are running around like chickens with their heads cut off when the internet dies, you’ll be running back to me.”