#screen & sip

[canisalbus]

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[mixelation]

sasori forging transfem!deidara's new boobs like hephaestus at the forge (hammer and all)

sasori is an artist. sasori will make you the finest designer boobs in the land. he's out here analyzing deidara's body type, taking measurements, doing tests to see how things will sit on her chest. he's making them perfectly symmetrical, with the finest, smoothest skin taken from only the finest of specimens. they will ALWAYS be perfectly perky because sasori is using a metal frame to make sure they always retain the ideal shape. sasori has calculated the IDEAL size for Deidara's body, to provide the opportunity for tasteful cleavage but not so big as too be (what sasori considers) obscene

deidara: (walks in with the biggest fucking tits you've ever seen. they bounce. they heave. they jiggle way too much to be classy and are not DESIGNER BRAND) hey so you were taking too long, so i went to orochimaru and asked for Turbo Hormones

sasori: excuse me

deidara: yeah he gave me a boob science potion, basically, yeah. what are those? look kind of hard and small

sasori: (unpacking every poison he owns)

[foxilayde]

Sucking off Leto Atreides under the table during a war council meeting if you even care

[steampunk-llama]

Who up Smiling their Friends

[junranghae]

(230521) lemon!wonwoo gam3 bo1 highlights

[ispyspookymansion]

amanda saw x

[miyagi-hokarate]

I do think it's funny to go in watching any movie William Zabka is an antagonist in with the idea he has daddy issues, according to Zabka's own words. It doesn't guarantee a better movie but it DOES make me laugh

[prudentfolly]

-- in some quiet corner.

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

La vie à deux (1958), dir. Clément Duhour

[mistfallengw2]

We do be sippin', finally

[dont-call-me-algernon]

The only way they can make the Netflix Death Note show worth watching is if in a misguided attempt at making it more "relevant" they set it in the early 2020s so that the secret Yotsuba meetings are conducted entirely over Microsoft Teams

[sin-grumps]

oh no I just thought of a stupid one

you know how a few switch games (mostly babby gaem but hear me out) give players the option to play one-handed?

Ryland absolutely opts for those kinds of games when he's bored but wants something to do, and Alex is being overly clingy

So Alex can snuggle up to his man, AND hold his hand (crossed fingers and all), AND Ryland can get some casual gaming in

It helps because Ryland usually always sits on the rightmost part of the couch, so his non-dominant hand can be held

[shotgunweddingicebath]

i love a bartender who purposefully over serves you in hope you’ll go home with them! (painfully hungover)

[plasmamembranes]

i cannOT get the Granny Cream song from hypnospace outlaw out of my head im killing myself

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 9, day 24

I wanted to do some drawing tonight instead of painting, so I worked on Gil and chibi!Cuff's expression sheets. Keeping my rule of I only get to draw Cuff expressions if I do Gil first. They were both supposed to be shocked/surprised, but Gil's turned out more like fear so it got scooted down to that box instead n_n

[shelbbot]

hi. drunk shelby again. my local grocery store has a pint of froyo [frozen yogurt] and this is literally my favorite Substance on the planet. wwhy are everyone so mad online you can shut up and have a froyo. dont you understand