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"A Midgard tradition," Six explains a smile and very big teddy bear for Loki in her arms. In its arms is a box of chocolates and a bottle of Petite Sirah. She's made him a card with a snake in the shape of a heart that reads: 'Hiss me already, Valentine!'
There may also be a couple of truffles that are just hot dogs dipped in chocolate in a harmless little prank, but who is to say?
The sound out of Loki was a trilling shriek of joy at the sight of the teddy bear. Undignified, unhinged. His hands pressed to his cheeks before he beelined over to hold it, and the bottle (of course).
The pun draws another choked sound of a laugh, and he has an arm around her waist a second later. The kiss he fixed her with was deep and rewarding, and finished with a soft bite. "You're the best. Have I ever told you this? The best at everything, my queen, my darling--"
She's evolved from princess to queen at some point.
The hot dogs, of course, make him make the exact horrible face she wanted.
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WOAH HOLY SHIT 2000 FOLLOWERS? THANK YOU?? WHAT THE SHITT??
To celebrate 2000, enjoy 2000lbs of Doug! Somehow, he miraculously gained hundreds of pounds overnight, demolishing his bed and becoming as big as the bedroom. He can't even stand up now, unless he wants to risk tearing the roof off the place. Not to mention he's even fatter than he was before on top of all that...
#thank you guys sm i cry i scream i shid my pant#jk on that last one#fat art#fat#my art#weight gain#weight gain art#male weight gain art#fat boy#male wg#fat belly#male macro#macro art#i guess#dug tag#peenor warning wOah#fat doug monster camp#doug monster camp weight gain#slime weight gain#fat slime#slime wg#bed breaking
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can we talk about how quaritch not only accepts spider as his son when he chooses him over his mission to kill jake, but also recognizes that his son prefers to be called spider, not miles, and calls to him by his chosen name when he leaves him at the end?
#i'm crying and screaming and shitting#crying screaming shidding my pants#recom quaritch#colonel catboy quaritch#colonel miles quaritch#colonel quaritch#avatar miles quaritch#miles socorro#spider socorro#avatar the way of water spoilers#avatar 2#avatar james cameron
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#i mean cmon we expected this#but hearing it still has me screaming crying shidding farding#if s1 followed the first and second novels- s2 should follow the third and fourth novels#which means im going to be FUCKING LIVING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my fave arc that weve seen so far........... SHISUI....................#i will live and die by the opinion that jinshi would not have stood a CHANCE with maomao if shisui was still around#shisui is prob my fave character. girl please come back i love you i miss you i need you#im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited#READ THE LIGHT NOVELS PLEASE#the apothecary diaries
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Hello kitty island adventure is a life changing experience of joy and cuteness.
But more importantly they talk about MY SINGLE FAVORITE SANRIO CHARACTER:
BIG CHALLENGES
Please let this mean a resurgence of Big Challenges merch. I and my husband need it.
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MITRON AND LOGHRIF WERE ANCIENT LESBIANS AAAAAAAAUGGGH
MITRON IM SO SORRY I JOKED THAT YOU HAD INCEL VIBES IN EDEN YOU WERE A HE/HIM LESBIAN ALL ALONG!!! IN DISTRESS!!!!!!!!!!! OH I AM INCONSOLABLE MITRON PROTECTED LOGHRIF THIS WHOLE TIME AND WAS PROUD TO SEE GAIA BECOME STRONG AND LET HER GO TO HER NEW GF RYNE IN THIS NEW LIFE I AM SO
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Hahahaha loser.
(Cry please)
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IT HAS BEEN LIKE SIX FUCKING YEARS AND I AM STILL EXTREMELY FUCKING ABNORMAL ABOUT THIS SCENE AND THIS EPISODE ABOUT THIS NON-FUCKABLE MAN I HAVE BEEN OBSCENELY ABNORMAL ABOUT SINCE LIKE 2009
#blood tw#BARKING BITING GROWLING SCREAMING CRYING SHIDDING THROWING UP-#let me clear frank is very fuckable btw he just also has a brand of insanity that doesn't mesh with mine <3#but anyway once again yells about the born mini series and the tyger mini and the max arc with lester and the#f/o(e): frank
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hate school fr ( cried because i had to do a speech in front of people i do not know and i know that they're judging me)
#shitting bricks#shidding and farding#screaming crying throwing up violently punching the wall kicking the floor committing tax evasion putting up a springlock suit and swimming#making a contract with the gun devil entering a room alone with a funtime animatronic#aughhh#this has scarred me for many lifetimes to come#everytime i close my eyes i think about it#make school presentations non-mandatory PLEASE#im dying#bro made me have a panic attack in the middle of class
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I cant do this
#GOD IM SHIDDING TEARS#dont do this to me#screaming crying shitting throwing up#me babbling#atb#atb spoilers
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i didnt think i was going to the beach on my trip before my friend told me the plans and now im fucking panicking cause now i have to wear a swimsuit
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDGDJJXHIWNXYWOHCIRBZJKXS
HE'S SO
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Quick s9 mumbo
#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#SCREAMING CRYING SHIDDING MYSELF#THE FRECKLES#THE FRECKLESYXKWGUSNWHXKND#Im so normal about this
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🗣️🗣️GARNET GOT FUCKING KIDNAPPED THIS SESSION WHAT THE FUCK🗣️🗣️
#dnd#oc#dnd 5e#dungeons and dragons#paladin#fire genasi#oathbreaker paladin#my art#garnet#garnet ardoeur#what the FUCK#screaming crying shidding farding#dog what the fuck what the fuck#she got kidnapped by the ghosts of a few folks she killed i’m sorry whAT#screaming#my dm wouldn’t make her die would he???#nooooo#fjdncians#gotta wait a whole week to find out what’s up#lissy rambles
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WHAT DO U WAN FROM MEE
yall keep following me WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
CRYING PISSING SHIDDING THROWING UP LAUGHING THROWING HANDS SCREAMING IN AGONY
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yay taxes, i owe the gubbermint 500 bucks
#screaming crying pissing shidding throwing up#it's because 2022 was the first year that i made more than 16000#so now i must pay the fee for having enough money to pay my rent#do you ever think about how wild it is that we have to pay to be alive#everyone's like 'soon they'll charge for breathing' bestie they already do its called Basic Needs Expenses#between this and the 500 i owe multicare we are Not vibing#anyways i'm gonna go home early cuz its snowin like a bitch here#beef speaks
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