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Lily's like a cat that wants to constantly sit on your shoulder. Just much noisier...
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@fluidfox123 Can bet my life your gonna go insane when you see this.
#she makes a lot of gremlin noises#screamer will never admit he finds it adorable#my oc#my art#kayzeanart#transformers oc#transformers prime oc#transformers prime#tfp#transformers#tfp starscream#starscream#lily stellaris#tf fanart#fanart#size? yeah i haven't figured that out yet. it will be very inconsistent
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Let's keep the ES Headcanons train moving- how about Starscream?
Choo choo, all aboard for some Screamer headcanons! This mech has no right being so incredibly handsome...
1. He's not a small bot, but he still loves towering over you, both in public and in the bedroom. There's just something about how itty bitty you are that he likes to have fun with, though he'll initially deny that it's because he finds you adorable. Eventually he does have to admit there are few things cuter than you snoozing on his chest. It's so cute, in fact, he makes a habit of putting you there during and after sex for the best possible view. He might also keep some blankets in his subspace to keep you cozy while you bask in the afterglow on his cockpit, though he's never in a hurry for you to get dressed.
2. Seekers are often big fans of having fun while airborne, and he's no exception. He can pressurize his interior to keep you safe at any altitude or speed, and when it's just the two of you up there he loves to make "requests" of you. Removing clothes, touching yourself, using toys he stored for the occasion... It might take some getting used to, but once you experience an orgasm while accelerating at several hundred miles per hour over a beautiful landscape of his choosing, you're most likely up for a flight whenever he is. Introducing him to the concept of the "Mile High Club" will thoroughly amuse him.
3. As you might expect, he's very good with his mouth, and he wants you to know that from the very beginning. Even though you're the first human he's been interested in, he goes down on you without hesitation the first time you're open to it, and that glossa gets in there. He wants to please you until you're as loud as possible, and screaming his name will make it all the better. If you get heated enough to grab the sensitive portions of his helm he might not need your help finishing himself off.
#valveplug#transformers#lemon#maccadam#tf#robot x human relations#self insert#human reader#earthspark#tf earthspark#starscream x reader#starscream#valveplug headcanons#tf headcanons#headcanons#transformers x reader#x reader#tfe#tfes
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autumn things 𐀔 boynextdoor
genre : purely fluff ⋆ warnings : absolutely none ⋆ wc : 697
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park sungho ⭒ carving pumpkins
one of autumn's must-do activities is pumpkin carving. and since sungho can't refuse you anything, he instantly said yes when you offered to take part in a sculpture workshop at the end of the day. armed with quality tools and cool aprons featuring cute little ghosts, you now both listen carefully to the instructor's instructions on how to make the most of your future masterpieces. but it's a little more complicated than expected.. which prompts your boyfriend to give you a hand and carefully carve your pumpkin before his. and, of course, he won't stop cutting until he sees the satisfied smile creep across your colorful lips. this activity was actually less strenuous than he had expected.
lee riwoo ⭒ scary movies night
one of the special things about autumn is that it's also the season for your favorite celebration : halloween. and how to start the season without a marathon of scary movies? sanghyeok don't really mind watching 3 or 4 movies in a row with you. he loves the cosy little space you've created in his living room, the pillows on the floor, your back pressed against his chest and the many warm plaids covering you both. although he seems more preoccupied with observing every reaction on your face than following the development of the film, his hand nonchalantly caressing your side is a reassuring touch that prevents you from being afraid of evil screamers.
myung jaehyun ⭒ coffee shop date
coffee dates aren't just an autumn custom, but when this time of year offers you the opportunity to discover new flavors, a tour of the coffee shops is a must. and what better way to do it than to take jaehyun with you? the poor boy doesn't dare say anything to you, he just follows you, smiling, pulling by your hand through the streets of seoul in the late afternoon. the colors are pretty, and the sunset watches over your skin. and after a long search, you finally found what you wanted : an iced pumpkin spice latte. you've been waiting for it since last year, and you couldn't wait to show it to your boyfriend. who, by the way, didn't have the heart to admit to you that he'd already drunk some — too busy finding you adorable with that overexcited look and those stars in your eyes.
han taesan ⭒ cold hands
a colder wind, light rain in the air, a slightly overcast sky... there's no doubt that autumn has arrived. it's time to bring out the sweaters and booties. summer is now over, and of course — you're colder than under the sun. especially your hands. as a good boyfriend, dongmin never misses an opportunity to take you home after class, and he soon notices that you're trying your best to warm your poor fingers. without saying a word, the boy grabs one of your hands, intertwining his fingers with yours before slipping them both into his jacket pocket, keeping them both nice and warm.
kim leehan ⭒ leaf piles
something you've always loved about autumn, are the pretty colors that decorate the trees. long walks in the afternoon are great for leaf peeping — the reds, oranges and yellows that grace the city's streets. donghyun likes to follow you on your walks, watching your face light up with every new color. but the best is yet to come : piles of leaves on the roadside, which gardeners have stubbornly collected, seem to call on both of you to jump in. which you did, of course, with a burst of laughter that rocked the wind. and the poor workers don't dare blame you, because your good mood seems to be far too contagious.
kim woonhak ⭒ rain shower
there's something special about autumn rain – the feeling of raindrops on your skin is different. and it's something you love to share with woonhak, when you get out of class after a long day, and all the other students are rushing to avoid getting too wet. you stare at the grey sky for a moment before walking calmly hand in hand, huge smiles plastered on your faces, and your hearts beating in unison. no matter how wet or sick you get the next day, because running under the first autumnal rain shower is a precious moment you like to share with someone special in your heart.
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#boynextdoor imagines#boynextdoor drabbles#boynextdoor#boynextdoor reactions#boynextdoor scenarios#boynextdoor smau#boynextdoor timestamps#boynextdoor fluff#boynextdoor headcanons#boynextdoor x reader#jaehyun imagines#taesan imagines#woonhak imagines#leehan imagines#riwoo imagines#sungho imagines#bonedo#myung jaehyun#han taesan#kim woonhak#lee riwoo#park sungho#kim leehan
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PLEASE tsung nsfw alphabet i am on my knees begging
your wish is my command ✨
A = Aftercare
Tsung loves aftercare, though that doesn’t mean he’s always the best at it. Sometimes he’s too overbearing, or hugs you too tight after something more intense, but for the most part he’s very sweet and will dote on you hand and foot.
B = Body Part
He thinks his hands are the most impressive part of him, which isn’t saying much. In truth, it’s just one of the few things about him that he doesn’t think are ugly or useless, since he’s got skilled fingers and strong muscles that have built up over the years. He likes your smile the most, whether it’s because it arouses him in the moment or not.
C = Cum
His cum is pearly and oddly not that bitter, though it tends to spurt out in globs that make quite the mess if he doesn’t aim quite right. He loves it the most when you let him do it all over your face, and the expressions you make when he dirties your beautiful skin--and even when you whine about him getting it in your hair.
D = Dirty Secret
If you’re sharing a bed, then there’s very little chance that you’ll be undisturbed while you sleep. Whether he takes pictures of you, talks to you, or gets himself off using your hand or your mouth if he thinks he can risk it, you’ll be at the mercy of Tsung’s desires the moment you close your eyes.
E = Experience
He hasn’t really got any. He’s had crushes and a girlfriend or two when he was young, but he’s been out of the dating scene for most of his life and has never really had a steady, long-term relationship before. And with his parents being the way they are, he’s never gotten to choose who he’s dated, which makes being with you all the more exciting for him.
F = Favourite Position
Any position where he can be ridden is preferable, though it’s embarrassing for him to admit and he probably won’t mention it the first few times you have sex. But he likes it when you have the control, and you can choose to pin his wrists down and make him do as you wish if you like, which is definitely a fantasy he adores but keeps entirely to himself.
G = Goofy
It’s not his natural go-to, but he can be pretty silly if the moment presents itself. If something happens to break the mood or you get a little giggly, he’ll let any seriousness slide by and tease you a bit or crack a little joke just to make you laugh.
H = Hair
He’s got a bit of hair, but it’s nowhere near enough to need more than a trim every so often. He doesn’t even really have leg or arm or chest hair, so what he does have is so thin and wiry that it barely even counts.
I = Intimacy
He always tries to be romantic, selfless, and loving, and that certainly extends to your intimate times. If he isn't pleasing you right he wants to know, and if you're not in the mood after awhile he wants to know that, too. Your bedroom is an open line of communication, which Tsung takes great pride in.
J = Jack Off
He’ll masturbate about once or twice a week when you’re together, mostly just on occasions when you’re apart or you’re sleeping and he doesn’t want to wake you--if he’s just obsessing over you from afar, though, he could do it anywhere from 1-3 times a day depending on how often he’s thinking of you.
K = Kinks
He likes to partake in voyeurism, orgasm denial, forced orgasms, panty sniffing, somnophilia, and dominant/submissive dynamics.
L = Location
He likes doing it in the shower. The cleanup is easy and the hot water cascading down his skin is a nice change, though he just has to get used to avoiding accidents by slipping or moving you up too fast.
M = Motivation
Watching you sleep is a huge turn-on for him, as guilty as he feels admitting it. The sight of you all tuckered out and peaceful as you cuddle into your pillow makes him want to do unspeakable things to you--things that might make you sick to your stomach if you ever found out.
N = No
He won't hit, cut, burn, or bruise you intentionally during sex. Anything that causes you harm, even if he might be tempted by it outside of the bedroom, won't even be considered by him while you're sharing an intimate moment. He just doesn't think there's a place for it during such a vulnerable time together.
O = Oral
He likes being forced to go down on you, especially if you're shoving his head down yourself and getting on his case if he doesn't use his tongue properly. But sucking him off is just as enjoyable, if not moreso when he gets to see how sweet and sweaty you look trying to deepthroat his pathetic, oversensitive cock.
P = Pace
He usually starts off fast, but slows it down to try and savour it until he starts approaching the end. By the time you're ready to cum, he'll have abandoned his attempts to take it all in and let his hips do the talking for him.
Q = Quickie
He likes them, surprisingly. It’s less the act itself that he finds so appealing, but more the fact that he has someone he loves that he can do it with. Besides, getting so hot and bothered that neither of you can stay your lust enough to wait is extremely appealing even to the stiffest people, so he’ll be eager to indulge whenever you have an inkling towards it.
R = Risk
He's willing to try something new if you are, and he can take a lot before he hits his limit. Whether it involves physical pain or emotional strain, his resilience is high enough that you can dare to try a lot of things if you want to introduce them into the bedroom.
S = Stamina
He's got enough stamina that he can manage the exertion of a few rounds, but after that he'll be toast until he can have some rest or even take a nap in between. Just give him time to recharge, and he'll last for a long time.
T = Toys
Despite wanting a fleshlight to aid his unquenchable fantasies about you, he's never been brave enough to buy one. But he'd be okay with you owning some or buying them for the bedroom, as long as they're not too intimidating for someone like him.
U = Unfair
He doesn’t tease you too much because he just likes to focus on your pleasure, and whether what he’s doing is exciting you in the ways that he hopes for. If he practices beforehand and the mood is right, he might be a little more teasing than he normally would, but for the most part it doesn’t happen very often.
V = Volume
He's quiet in the sense that he's not a screamer or an especially loud moaner, but he whines and begs a lot which can grow into a steady stream of babbling that you won't be able to stop. Lucky for you, he won't mind all that much if you decide to gag him to keep your business to yourselves--and maybe you can tie up his wrists to the bedframe, too, just to add the icing on top.
W = Wildcard
The first real, precious treasure that he’ll have added to his shrine will be a pair of your underwear. He’ll have laid them out on a silken cloth below the photos he’s pasted up of you, and though he’ll force himself not to use them and risk getting cum all over the fabric, he’ll make it a ritual to bring them to his face and sniff them before he starts his day. If he’s especially lonely or misses you, he’ll even test the boundaries with a gentle lick against the little wet spot you’ve left in them.
X = X-Ray
He’s about 6 inches long, a bit on the thicker side but not by much. Since he doesn’t have too much hair down there, it’s easy to see how pale his skin is compared to how red and flushed his cock looks, especially towards the tip that feels hot to the touch. He curves up a little, too.
Y = Yearning
His drive is pretty solid. He can at least handle a session once a day, but if you can egg him on and keep him going then he can probably keep up a few more times for a couple days before he gets worn out.
Z = Zzz
He can stay awake for a fairly long while after having sex the first time, and he'll often wait until you fall asleep before he follows close behind. He likes to make sure that you're comfortable and cozy before he dares to let his guard down.
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so my fic prompt is annie helping nancy with dakota
Annie knows what people think — she’s immature, she’s reckless, she’s irresponsible, she’s a screw-up — and some of it might even be true, she can admit that, but she’s a good mom. A great one, even. When Gregg knocked her up (which of course he’s never held accountable for) everyone just automatically assumed Beth would step in and handle all the primary caregiving duties, that she’d be the one to raise the baby. She’d taken care of Annie, after all. But besides a few babysitting jobs here and there, Beth wasn’t really needed, not when it came to Ben.
It wasn’t like a switch flipped or some deeply buried maternal instinct clicked into place as soon as the doctor placed that fragile little ball of tears and poop into Annie’s arms.
The truth is that nothing inside her changed at all. It was more like the person she’d always been just turned out to be perfectly suited to making tiny humans happy. She knew nothing about babies, not really, but she knew what to do with Ben.
Knew that sometimes all he needed was a pat-pat-pat on the bottom to soothe him, just a gentle acknowledgement that Annie was there and paying attention.
That wrapping his tiny little Michelin arms and legs close to his body seemed to make him feel safe.
That sometimes the only way to get him to stop crying after a feeding was to sing Eye of the Tiger while pushing his knees to his tummy in an adorable approximation of baby aerobics.
And really, it’s not just that she was good with her baby, it’s that she was — is — good with all babies, generally speaking. There’s no rhyme or reason to it. It just is. Even her Suburban Goddess sister had to ask for her help more than a few times (Kenny and Emma were particularly loud screamers at even the hint of anything less than perfect harmony) and she’s pretty sure Ruby would’ve called on a few occasions too if it wasn’t for Stan’s unwavering patience and sunny disposition.
But there Nancy stands, suffering alone in a bubble of Dakota’s wailing and her own stubbornness. Well, not totally alone. Ben’s upstairs getting his stuff and Annie’s sipping a glass of water in the kitchen, watching as Nancy continues to bounce the shrieking baby-shaped monster on her hip. It wasn’t working five minutes ago when Annie first arrived to pick Ben up and it’s certainly not working now. Annie’s tried to help, she really has, but Nancy’s made it abundantly clear over the past six months that she’d rather stab herself in the eyeball than accept parenting advice from Annie.
And Annie gets it, she does. But according to Ben’s texts this has been going on for hours now, days even, and Annie’s pretty sure that one of their nosy, uptight, nanny-having neighbors is going to call the cops or child services if the screaming doesn’t stop soon.
“Do you want me to-” she tries, but Nancy cuts her off with a glare.
“He’s just teething.” She doesn’t look at Annie when she rasps it out, just pushes a drawer closed with more force than is necessary, then opens the one next to it, only to shove it closed as well when she doesn’t find what she’s looking for. Annie’s not sure she’s actually looking for anything, thinks she’s probably just trying to keep her hands busy so she doesn’t do something she’ll regret. It’s heartbreaking in its own way and Annie wonders if Nancy would accept her help even if she hadn’t slept with her husband, wonders if Nancy doesn’t want help period or if she just doesn’t want Annie’s help. Doesn’t really matter anyway. Dakota’s got some impressive pipes on him and he seems hellbent on letting everybody know.
The doorbell rings and Nancy pauses — her free hand hovering in front of another drawer — to scowl at Annie, like maybe she’s responsible for it, like maybe it’s for her.
All Annie can do is lift her shoulders and shake her head, because really, how is she supposed to respond to that. The doorbell chimes again, the sound just barely audible over Dakota’s wailing, and Annie’s about to go see who it is, just to escape Nancy’s withering look, when Nancy thrusts Dakota at her.
“Just… try not to cause any more damage while I’m gone,” she says, which is totally unfair (see: Annie is good with babies!) but the tension in Nancy’s face has loosened, if only a little, like she’s grateful for any excuse to give herself a break, so Annie keeps her mouth shut and accepts the howling infant with a nod.
Nancy doesn’t waste any time, rushing out of the kitchen, towards the door, the second Annie’s got a grip on Dakota. She doesn’t judge her though. There’d be cartoon clouds of dust in her wake too if she’d been dealing with this for days on end.
“Teething, huh?” Annie says to Dakota’s angry red face, moving to the drawer full of dish towels she watched Nancy open and bang shut. “That explains the drool. Well that and your genetic heritage. I can’t fix your genes, kid, sorry, but maybe I can help you cool your jets.”
She grabs a blue and white checkered towel, dabbing it underneath his chin in a futile attempt to mop up some of the drool. It doesn’t make a difference; spit’s just going to keep dribbling from his mouth, at least as long as he’s still wailing, so she grabs a piece of ice from the built-in tray in the freezer and wraps it in the towel. It takes a few tries to get it past the grubby little fingers he has jammed into his mouth, but once she does, the unexpected cold sensation is enough to shock him out of his screams. One of his hands remains planted in his mouth alongside the ice, but the other comes up to clutch at Annie’s hand holding the towel. He hasn’t stopped crying, not exactly; his breathing is shuttered and he’s making soft whimpering sounds, but the shrieking is — mercifully — gone.
“Pretty awesome stuff, huh?” she says, hiking him up higher on her hip when he starts to slip. He watches her with a look that can only be described as weary as he gnaws on the ice, like he knows she’s not his caregiver but he’s not ready to acknowledge it, still too distraught from the whole teeth breaking through his gums situation to deal with another crisis.
“Where’s Nancy?”
Annie looks up to see Ben standing at the edge of the kitchen with his backpack already slung over his shoulders, duffel bag sitting at his feet. His shirt is looking a little tight across his shoulders and jeez, didn’t Annie just buy it? How is it already too small? She makes a mental note to go to Goodwill later, to see if she can find any men’s tees that she can pass off as retro, instead of just cheap.
“She went to get the door,” Annie tells him, rotating the ice in Dakota’s mouth just enough to keep him occupied with it.
Ben glances in the direction of the front door and a crease appears between his eyebrows, but he doesn’t say anything. He’s making that face that Annie knows means there’s something he wants to say but he’s not sure if he should.
“Spit it out, kid,” she teases but the furrow between Ben’s eyebrows just deepens. He shifts his weight from one foot to the other, hands gripping the straps of his backpack where they rest on his chest.
“I think she’s having a hard time,” he says, finally. And yeah, no shit Annie thinks, even as a pang shoots through her chest. She remembers those few days of Ben crying before she figured out how to soothe his colic; it was heartbreaking, made her feel like the worst person in the world.
“You weren’t exactly a picnic yourself when you were teething,” she says, trying to keep it light but Ben just shakes his head.
“No, it’s-” he tries, but can’t seem to find the words. The concern on his face is enough to dredge some up in Annie, along with memories of her mom crying for weeks on end before finally slipping into bed and staying there, of a dead-eyed Beth only holding Jane when someone put her in her arms. She swallows down her concern to offer Ben a smile of reassurance.
“You know what? Why don’t you go back up to your room and do some homework? Don’t even try to pretend you don’t have, like, a mental list of all the chapters you want to go crazy on with your highlighter, okay? Besides, I’ve been meaning to get in some quality bonding with this guy and you’re, like, always trying to monopolize my time, you know? Little dude’s never gonna learn to share if you keep setting a bad example.”
The corner of Ben’s mouth lifts. Not a smile, just an acknowledgement of Annie’s gesture.
“Thanks, mom,” he says, picking up his duffel bag and turning back to the stairs.
And, well, now Annie’s alone in her ex-husband’s kitchen, holding his baby, while his wife is nowhere to be found and he’s at work. But it’s fine. It’s totally fine.
Annie gives Nancy another fifteen minutes to pull herself together before she goes looking.
*
She finds Nancy sitting alone in Dakota’s nursery with her face in her hands, one of which is clutching a single yellow bootie. The room is eerily quiet, save for the sound of Dakota snuffling around the towel and ice, and Annie shifts uncomfortably, unsure of how to proceed. She just wanted to make sure Nancy was okay, but now that she’s standing in front of her hunched form, she’s not sure what to say, knows she’s the last person in the world Nancy would find comfort in. She’s about to back out of the room, leave Nancy to her solitude now that she knows she hasn’t, like, fallen down the stairs or anything, when Nancy pulls her face out of her hands and looks right at her.
“I can’t do it.” It’s nothing like the first time she said it, back when she was sitting in a pool of her own disgusting fluids, unable to hold it together, every emotion bubbling to the surface, hurt and fear spilling over. This time it’s just a statement, matter-of-fact. But that’s what scares Annie— the lack of emotion, the resignation. It feels too much like an ending, the kind that leaves more than one child with a lifetime of issues.
“Do what?” she asks, afraid she already knows the answer, but still not ready to hear Nancy say it.
And Nancy just… she just tosses the bootie in the small hamper sitting next to the changing table like it means nothing, like she feels nothing, and Annie has to look away, has to physically will the panic bubbling in her chest back down.
Nancy sighs and says, “Fight you. I can’t do it anymore.”
And what? Annie’s head snaps back over to Nancy, making sure she heard that right and Nancy just leans back in the rocking chair, flinging one hand out in front of her to gesture at where Annie’s still standing with Dakota propped on her hip.
“I can’t compete.”
It’s so absurd and so completely unexpected that Annie doesn’t even know how to reply. The relief flowing through her is quickly replaced with an unfamiliar feeling, one she can’t quite identify. It settles uncomfortably in her chest and the longer she stands there staring back at Nancy’s resigned face, the deeper the harder it is to ignore.
Here’s the thing— Annie’s really good with babies, kids too, but she’s shit at pretty much everything else that matters, all the things Nancy’s good at. Like paying bills and keeping the house clean and making dinner and… well, personal hygiene. Annie’s self-aware enough to recognize that she only showered this morning because she knew Ben was coming home. Nancy, on the other hand… even now, defeated and exhausted, still looks like she smells of roses or Chanel No 5 or whatever expensive perfume it is that Annie always gets a whiff of when they’re in the same room. Even Nancy’s messy bun with errant strands of hair falling down her neck looks soft and clean. And her skin.. it’s always perfect, of course it is. It has to be. And that’s… well that’s not the point.
The point is that they both have their strengths and weaknesses.
“I’m bad at a lot of things,” she offers, because she doesn’t know what else to say, and at the very least it elicits an emotion, even if it is one of disdain, from Nancy who throws her hands up in the air.
“Believe me, I know.”
“Okay—” Annie starts, a little offended despite herself, but Nancy waves a hand, dismissive.
“It doesn’t matter. My husband still wants to fuck you anyway.”
And oh.
Okay, this is about that.
Annie lets her gaze fall to the ground as she shifts her weight. Her arms are getting tired from holding Dakota whose eyelids are getting heavier and heavier. The ice has melted completely but he seems content to just let the towel sit there in his mouth while he fights to keep his eyes open. It’s a losing battle.
Annie doesn’t know what to say, not about Gregg. She still hasn’t said anything when Nancy sighs, standing up and gesturing for her to hand Dakota back over. He goes willingly, immediately nestling against Nancy’s chest, one hand still jammed into his mouth, the other tucked in between her body and his.
Nancy rests her cheek on his head and that unfamiliar feeling in Annie’s chest settles a little deeper, and now she can finally place it.
It’s affection.
For Nancy.
Annie feels affection for her.
She wants Nancy to be okay, not just because she’s a person, but because she’s Nancy.
It’s.. new.
Except it isn’t, not really.
Because it was there when Nancy was on her couch, venting about her marriage and her friends and her life. It was there when Nancy was clutching at Annie’s arms, wrapped tight around her chest, just trying to get through the horrors of child birth when she thought her life was falling apart around her. It was there the next time she saw Nancy, with a whole boob out, trying to get Dakota to latch on, mumbling something about normalizing breastfeeding and instagram hashtags and really, it’s been there ever since. It’s just that it feels impossible to ignore right now as Annie watches Nancy sway back and forth with Dakota, lulling him into a restful sleep, one hand propped under his butt, the other rubbing soothing circles into his back.
Without even thinking Annie reaches out to tuck an errant strand of hair that’s fallen in Nancy’s face behind her ear. Nancy freezes, her blue eyes snapping up to meet Annie’s, and fuck why did she do that?
She steps back, clearing her throat, and shoves her traitorous hand into her pocket.
“I’m just gonna go get Ben and we’ll be out of your hair.”
Nancy doesn’t say anything, just watches as Annie retreats.
And yeah, Annie’s mortified, but–
But.
The way Nancy’s expression turns from surprise to confusion to something else is going to play on repeat in Annie’s mind for weeks.
Fuck.
#anonymous#replies#annienancy#nbc good girls#annie x nancy#mp#my fic#wow i really cant make words happen on these meds#i'm in love with the concept but the execution... whew#anyway i hope this is at least sufficient and you can still enjoy it
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Headcanons
If any new headcanons come to mind, I will add to this list - very NSFW
Anatomy/ Vitality
Zack:
He’s almost 4 inches when soft, and 7 inches when erect.
He is uncut. Not really a need for a physical cosmetic alteration to be done when being born in a poor environment.
His upper half is covered in large patches of burn scars, his lower half isn’t as damaged, though there are occasional specks here and there on his legs. There’s even the large scar along his belly that Ray stitched up.
He does have some body hair, starting from the navel to his pelvis.
At first, he was uncomfortable to engage intimacy without his wrappings, thinking his scars would be a turn off. Eventually, Ray eased his discomfort by taking off his bandages little by little after each heated moment.
With or without bandages on, Zack’s muscles are plain as day to see, and he will demonstrate his strength to make things interesting in bed.
Isaac is full of energy, the first time having sex really drained him, because he never expected so much energy to be spent. Energy was burned in movements, growing heat, regaining lost breaths, expelling his sounds of pleasure, and of course, the climax. His body was quick to adapt to a new energy costly activity to conserve his stamina – an old survival mechanism since his youth.
The only time Rachel manages to deplete his stamina is if she can excite and stimulate his most sensitive areas to no end - aka taking her sweet, sweet time and he’s too weakened by pleasure to resist.
His erogenous zones are his neck, chest, abs, hips, and head and shaft of his cock.
Rachel:
Even as a grown woman, she is still shorter than Zack. He sometimes teases her about it, but that just means more for him to wrap in his arms.
Her breasts aren’t too big, and not particularly too small either. Zack couldn’t care about size though.
She does have slightly rounded hips, which Zack likes to wrap his arms around, or playfully grab her at.
She still has a scar from a gunshot wound, it did anger Zack at first, because it reminds him of when Danny almost killed Ray, but he’s made sure to claim Ray as his. It no longer bothers him.
Her skin is a fair white, but when aroused, her face and more intimate areas of her body are more flushed.
Rachel doesn’t have as much stamina as Zack, she does try her best to keep up with him, and Zack does his share to not overdo it during sex. The only times that she has the chances of depleting her stamina is when Zack is feeling very wild in bed.
Her erogenous zones are her neck, collarbone, breasts, sometimes her stomach, lower lips, labia, and clitoris.
Vocals
Zack:
Zack is almost never quiet, the sensation feels too good to stay silent. Plus, it lets Rachel know that she’s making him feel good.
His moans are often breathy and growl-like, with the occasional sweet purrs. It sounds both feral and vulnerable at the same time.
Zack loves to talk dirty during sex. He knows not to overdo it though, it’s often a mix between approval and smutty talk.
He will also say sweet and romantic things when the sex is affectionate.
Zack will mostly refer to sex as - fucking, screwing, fooling around or having fun, he can’t help but be blunt most of the time. When he’s feeling sweet or romantic towards Ray, then he’ll refer to sex as making love.
Despite being vocal, he doesn’t like to be too loud, even when he can’t help it – he’s not a screamer unless overwhelmed.
Zack’s voice tends to deepen when he’s horny.
Rachel:
Rachel is the loudest, it’s a little embarrassing to her to fill the room with her lewd cries, but Zack loves it.
She tends to whimper in between moans and gasps, she’s helpless to the pleasure she’s lost in.
She says I love you the most during intimacy, especially when she whispers it right into Zack’s ear.
She loves to say Zack’s full name when in the moment, and she knows it makes him shudder when she says it just right.
Rachel whispers affectionate words.
She rarely talks dirty, it’s not her thing, but when she does, she’s very bold about it. It’s enough to make Zack blush, or really turn him on – maybe both.
Foreplay/ Self-Play
Zack:
*Foreplay: *It always starts off with a deep kiss, so he can enjoy Ray’s sweet taste of her and her moans, plus it gets her legs nice and weak. *Aside from kisses, he loves leaving hickeys and love bites all over her body – it’s his stamp, marking her as his. *He’ll claim her neck, jawline, collarbone, even earlobes, before eventually venturing down her body. *Depending on the mood, he’ll either take their clothes off nice and slow, or he’ll just rip them right off – figurately and on rare occasions quite literally. *He likes Rachel to undress him, he loves the look of adoration in her eyes as every inch of him is revealed before her – it makes him feel desired. When he undresses in front of her, he wants to give Ray a good look at him, and what she’s gonna get – almost like a playful teaser. *Often during their rounds of kisses, he likes to slide his fingers down to Ray’s hips and rub at her sex, arousing her, and feeling her writhe as she emits muffled moans. Sometimes it’s outside of her panties, sometimes it’s in. Once in, he’ll quickly start to play with her little bud, or sneak his fingers further to start thrusting his digits inside of her. *When Zack his using his fingers to gently fuck her, he starts slow at first, letting her body adjust before adding more fingers, and picking up speed. He gets excited with Ray writhing and tightening around his digits, he’ll even press against her clit to further stimulate her. *Zack has found Ray’s g-spot a couple of times which excited the hell out of him by her response. Loud shrieks of delight, and even watching her endure a stronger orgasm. *His favorite type of foreplay is oral. He can’t get enough of her taste, and loves feeling Rachel squirm underneath his mouth. *Receiving oral is just as amazing for him, Ray really knows what to do to make him lost. It’s soothing just as it is pleasurable. The firm heat of her sucks, plushness of her lips, and how her tongue caresses his member inside of her mouth, it’s enough to send him into paradise. *If Ray’s womanhood isn’t the first target for his mouth, it’s definitely Ray’s breasts. He likes the taste of her sweet skin, and loves how she gets goosebumps when he’ll tease and suckle on her nipples. *Another thing he loves to do before/ sometimes during or after sex is frottage, he’s pretty much teasing Rachel with his body while also making the both of them feel good. Rubbing his cock against her clit and in between her folds makes her body practically scream for him, and he could tell by how hot and wet she’s getting. *Zack does enjoy when Ray feels every sensitive spot on his body, but it does frustrate him a lot, because Rachel tends to stop when he’s on the brink of cumming, or finds a way to deny him that while he’s swarmed in pleasure. The pressure is maddening. He hates edge play, but doesn’t know why he lets her do it to him, perhaps because he can give it back to her ten-fold in sexual retaliation. *Zack can only stand so much teasing, he has his limits, and when Ray manages to push him past that limit, he’s in a lust frenzy, he has to have her. He behaves much more ravenously and primal, Ray doesn’t stand a chance. There’s even moments where he may give her his trademark countdown before he captures her and fucks her wherever is closest to them. Ray won’t admit that sometimes she does it on purpose. *Isaac loves when Ray joins during their moment of erotic touching, his hands are delving inside of her while she pumps his member. Mutual oral sex is a little rare, but he enjoys it too. *
*Self-Play: * Zack once thought masturbation was a waste of time and energy, but after becoming intimate, and trying it out for himself, he’s okay with it now. *His first attempt with it was awkward at first, but when he got the hang of how it’s done, it felt so damn good. *Zack would probably be the first to touch themselves when feeling aroused, aside from the stimulation, it does get him ready for Rachel to touch, suck, or whatever she’s in the mood for. *He enjoys the sensation, but hates how messy it can get. *When Zack is alone, he’ll fantasize about Ray. When he’s with Ray, and they’re both in the mood, he has a complete look of want in his eyes, enticing her to come play with him. *There are even rare moments where he’ll let Ray just simply watch, it excites him to watch her be so focused on his self-indulgence. *
Rachel: *Foreplay: *Ray sometimes gets a little weak when French kissing, but she loves the wild taste of Zack. *When Rachel undresses Zack, she loves to take time to look at every detail of Zack’s body, it arouses her to see the sturdy muscles, and is always compelled to just feel him up as she disrobes him. *Ray can sense Zack’s need to devour or pounce on her when he undresses her, she can feel just as eager as well. Sometimes she likes to undress slowly to further rile him up, however, it can end up where he won’t let her finish and jumps on her. *Zack’s body will not go unloved from her kisses, she’ll start with the neck, his pecs, abs, then his thighs. Sometimes she’ll sneak in some hungry licks. *If Zack is feeling uneasy about his scars, Ray with gently run her fingers or lips across them, letting him know she adores his body, riddled with scars or not. *When she’s at Zack’s hips, she’ll either kiss at his manhood, or start dragging her tongue against it, starting oral sex. Or quickly begin to stroke him, starting mutual masturbation. *Ray will drop subtle hints during moments of foreplay, if Zack is cradling her face, she’ll sneak his thumb in her mouth and suck on it suggestively, or she’ll grab at his hand to kiss or lick at his fingertips. *There are times where Ray will get impatient to touch him, and she’ll get to petting the bulge in Zack’s underwear. Boxers are nice and loose for her to slide her hands in and fondle his erection. Boxer briefs constricts Zack a little when he’s hard, but she can really see it show, which compels her to touch the writhing erection even more – until Zack tells her to undress him or if she can’t wait anymore to go down on him. *Rachel does enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving), but she likes touching a lot more, it helps her explore and learn more of Zack’s sensitivities. It’ll be ranging from handjobs to teasing his erogenous zones. *When exploring Zack with her hands, she takes her time to let her fingertips feel every detail of Zack’s body, feeling him throb and writhe, while melting underneath her touch. *Ray knows Zack doesn’t want Ray to play with his nipples, he thinks it’s weird, despite how good it feels, she’ll do it anyway. Zack pretty much believes male nipples are useless, that’s why he thinks it’s weird. *Biting does hurt, hickeys not as bad, but Rachel doesn’t complain. She sometimes returns the favor to Zack, and finds it endearing (and a little embarrassing) to be given love marks. *Ray is in paradise when Zack starts to please her with his mouth, his tongue doesn’t miss a single inch of her. Her body quivers and shakes with heat building between her thighs while his tongue fondles every sensitive spot he’s memorized. *Sometimes Ray will allow Zack to intrude her with his fingers before or during oral pleasure, she really likes it during, two different pleasures at once. *Rachel’s body is capable of taking in three of Zack’s fingers. *She loves when Zack massages her body during their moments of foreplay, it relaxes, soothes, and arouses her. He tends to do it a lot during sweet and romantic sex. *When Zack teases her with his member, she tends to tease him right back, by lightly grinding her hips against him, or positioning herself on top of him to be in control of the slippery friction. *Ray may get aroused when Zack teases her with small penetrations (inserting the head in a little, before pulling out), but damn, does she get frustrated. *She loves when Zack pleases her as she’s pleasing him, either by masturbation or orally. It’s a passionate and consensual trading of pleasures. *She secretly likes seeing how weak Zack can be over the most gentlest of sensual touches, that’s why she sometimes does a little bit of edge play to him, willing to face the consequences later. *There is a time Zack wanted to try something new, Ray allowed it, which was permitting him to gently thrust his cock between her breasts as he pushed them together. It really was different, but also arousing – and unfortunately messy, depending if she sucked on him during or not. * Sometimes when Rachel wants to arouse Zack, or put him in the mood, she will straddle his lap, and gently rub their hips together. Undressing while engaging in eager grinding is a plus. *Rachel is well aware of what happens when it comes to teasing Zack, she does it anyway. Making him desire her so bad is a secret turn on for her, even though she may have to mentally prepare herself for the eventual rough and wild sex - no regrets. *She does have some sheer undergarments to catch Zack’s attention, but she mostly likes to wear Zack’s clothes with nothing underneath them. *
*Self-Play: *Self-pleasure is rare for Rachel to do, it does feel good but it’s not as satisfying as the real thing, or when Zack pleases her. *Sometimes she will be aroused to that point where she desperately needs to release the heat building within her, and will let her fingers go to work, trying her best to imagine them as Zack’s fingers. *Rachel isn’t keen on the use of toys, they’re not Isaac, and it wouldn’t feel satisfying. Only Zack knows how to please her how she loves it. *Just as Zack sometimes allows Ray to watch him please himself, Rachel will do the same, sometimes straddling him to allow him a better view/ participate. *Isaac may be aroused by Rachel pleasuring herself, but he feels like it’s his job to make her feel good and will stop her so he can continue the pleasure for her, but more intense. *
Position
Zack: *Oral: *He prefers to hold Ray down by the hips, and eat her out until she screams his name, but there are moments he will try something else, knowing he’ll get amazing results. *Most of the time it’s Ray laying down on the bed or any surface of choice, while he’s between her legs. *He also loves when Ray is sitting down and inviting him to enjoy her. *There’s even those rare moments where he’ll consent to Ray hovering her hips above him, or 69. Hovering is just fine with him, more for his tongue to explore, 69 feels a little weird to him because of how they’re positioned, but damn, does it feel amazing. *
*Intercourse: *He mostly prefers positions where he can see Ray’s beautiful face, especially when trapped in the moment of ecstasy, even allowing him to kiss her whenever he pleases. So missionary, butterfly, laying down, sitting, standing, etc. *He secretly loves it when Rachel is riding his hips, it’s quite an erotic show, and gives his hands freedom to touch her as he pleases, which guarantees that blissful look on her face. *Very rare occasions, he’ll hold Ray up during sex, using his strength to bounce her on his cock, along with movements of his hips. It’s so nice and deep, and hearing her call his name in delight while she’s holding him tightly is so arousing. *When Zack is feeling very frisky and primal, he likes to have sex doggy style, he can hold onto Ray’s hips tightly, keeping her body close as he pounds into her. Another plus is it gives Zack plenty of access to swarm Ray’s back with kisses and love bites. No part of her will no unmarked. *When he’s feeling tired and horny, he does like to have sleepy sex in a spooning position. *When he’s feeling dominant, he likes to pin Rachel down, facing her, from behind, on the bed, bent over a surface, or against the wall. *
Rachel: *Oral: *She likes to please Zack when he’s sitting or lying down. When Zack sits as she’s giving him a blow job, Zack feels relaxed and aroused, but when lying down, he’s much more vulnerable, because it’s harder for him to get up when trapped in pleasure. *At times, she doesn’t mind Zack standing or kneeling above Ray so he could easily slide his member into her mouth. She’ll get to work on him, or if requested, let him gently thrust in her mouth. *Rachel also has the same thoughts when it comes to 69, but she does like the idea of pleasing Zack while being pleased herself - an exchange of mutual pleasure, while savoring each other’s lustful taste. *
*Intercourse: *Ray prefers positions where she can see Isaac, she loves to kiss him during a passionate moment, breathe his name and whisper sweet words in his ear. *She likes the positions where Zack is deep inside of her, some positions involve her being on top of him, while others involve Zack’s strength, or have her laying on her side or stomach. *Ray does find doggy style very pleasing, however, a little frustrating because she can’t see the look of passion in Zack’s eyes. His sounds and performance makes up for it though. *Spooning can be the same way, but Zack is so gentle and thorough when it comes to sleepy sex, she pretty much melts from the sensual pleasure. *When Rachel is on her back, or propped against something, she likes to wrap her leg(s) around Zack’s hips, refusing to let the man disconnect from inside her until they’re both satisfied, and to let him know when she wants him to either move harder, deeper, or faster. *
Performance
Zack:
*Oral: *Zack always likes to fill Ray with anticipation, first, he’ll slowly lick, then suck on her lips, before eventually diving into her heated folds. *Zack can be gentle as he is ravenous, he savors Rachel’s taste as she squirms and gyrates against his mouth. *When he directs his tongue to Ray’s clit, she’s a goner. He’s relentless when his tongue fondles the throbbing bundle of nerves. He’ll suckle, lap, swirl, and even flick his tongue on the sensitive bud. He’ll even spread her lips apart just to get at it easier. *He even likes to thrust his longest digits inside of her heat while eating her out, sometimes it triggers her intense orgasms. *When Rachel is hovering her hips above him, he’ll hold her legs securely against his mouth, and sometimes delves his tongue inside of her to catch her off guard. He pleasures her, while he greedily devours her. *He’ll even moan loudly to let the sound of his voice rumble against her body. *Sometimes the pleasure becomes too much for Ray, she might accidentally pull on his hair. It stings a little, but he can tolerate it, he knows she’s trapped in ecstasy. *Isaac will see to it that Rachel’s hips do not escape his mouth, he’ll either hold her hips down, her legs tightly, or even lock his arms in place to prevent retreat. He’ll slurp, he’ll suck, and he’ll tease her to oblivion. This will make Rachel buck, squirm, and arch her back when she’s overwhelmed with pleasure. *Zack may love Ray’s sinful taste, but sometimes he may overdo it when pleasing her, draining her stamina and exhausting her when she climaxes. He’ll feel a little guilty afterwards, but he’ll also consider it a pat on the back that he’s managed to make her feel so damn good. *If Ray does climax, he’ll continue his savoring licks or sucks to make her pleasure feel prolonged, before eventually pulling back to let her take a breather. *If Rachel asks him to stop, so they can have sex, he’ll reluctantly stop, and shift into position. * *Intercourse: *When Zack is ready to have sex, he makes it obvious. He has that passionate, yet predatory gleam in his eyes. *Isaac does make sure that Ray is in the mood too. If not, he won’t harass her about it, but he will get cuddly, or nuzzle her like a needy cat. He still wants to show some affection, though he may wind up dismissing himself to take care of his needs. *If Ray is in the mood or needs a little boost to get in the mood, Zack will swarm her neck with kisses, wrap his arms around her, press his hips against hers, and playfully grope her (breast or ass). He’ll even let out an aroused growl in his voice, while whispering how bad he wants her. *When he’s really horny, he acts a little more ravenous around her. He may even tug at clothing with his teeth to show how bad he wants her. *Zack does ensure protection before having sex, he’ll use a condom when requested, and even asks Ray if she took her pill. He mostly relies on Rachel’s knowledge to ensure protection, since he is kind of clueless about different measures needed to prevent pregnancies. *After a rousing moment of foreplay, he’s filled with desire to send Rachel into rapturous bliss. *He can fuck on almost any (or no) surface, if it can support him and Ray, or just Ray, and even their fast paced movements, then it works for him. *There are moments where Zack is in no mood to waste time taking his clothes off, he’ll just pull down his pants and go down on Rachel. *Zack loves the sensation of penetrating Ray, just sensing her snug heat taking him in, and feeling himself connect with her body arouses him so much. They were meant to fit together. It pretty much makes his member throb with excitement and anticipation for the pace to be set. *Isaac always starts the pace off gentle at first, wanting Rachel to get a good feel of him before letting himself pick up the speed and add a little bit of roughness to it. *Zack makes sure when he’s having sex, Ray’s enjoying it just as much as he is, he wants her to feel wonderful as he’s gliding in and out of her, he wants her calling his name in approving delight, and he makes sure that his movements works well with Ray’s. Their bodies are as one and should work together. *When he is feeling a little wild, he does tend to be somewhat rough. His grips are a little tighter, and his love bites have a chance of drawing some blood. He will tone it down if Ray will ask him to. *When pinning Ray down, against the wall, or having sex doggy style, the pace is much quicker than usual. Lots of love biting is involved, hips are slamming into each other, bodies will tremble, and backs will arch. *When Zack fucks Ray when holding her up, he makes sure he has a good grip on her, and that the bed is nearby. He also makes sure Ray is able to hold on during most of the tryst, so he can support her when her climax weakens her grip. *Holding Ray up is an arousing show of his strength, and the sex is mind blowing just as it is passionate. He’s deep inside of her, and has Ray at his mercy. *When having sex standing up, he’ll either hold one of Ray’s legs up, or let her coil her leg around his hip. Most of the time, he’s the one setting the pace, other times, he lets Ray move on him. When he’s pinning her against the wall, he holds her hands above her head with one hand, while holding her legs open with the other. *When bent over a surface, he holds both hands down, while he thrusts wildly into her. He does make sure Ray doesn’t collapse when trapped in pleasure. He’ll start laying claim to her neck during sex, but if he does sense Ray faltering, he’ll eventually let go and grasp at her hips to keep her supported. *Sex sitting down is very comfortable, they could be sitting on the bed, chair, couch, or even on the floor. They move so well together during intercourse, plus he’s able to free a hand to play at her erogenous zones and increase the pleasure. *He doesn’t actually spank during sex, more like a playful smack on the rear to get a reaction out of her. He finds her startled yelps amusing, even during intimacy. *Isaac likes casual and playful sex too, sharing a laugh while being intimate is an ultimate level of comfort. *Zack may be rough sometimes, but he doesn’t want to hurt Rachel during the moment. He refuses to pull hair, choke, or force her head down during sex. Sex is enjoyable to him, and so it should be for her. The only times he does leave rough marks during sex is marks on her wrists, hips (sometimes buttocks), and multiple love bites and hickeys. *When he’s about to cum, he will do anything to reach his moment of release. He hates delaying it, because it’s a nagging ache he doesn’t want to linger for too long. *Zack does warn Ray when he’s going to cum, even if she knows just by how much his body is throbbing inside of her. *Having an orgasm is one of the best sensations he’s ever felt, next to Rachel’s sweet and gentle touches/ kisses. He had reached the highest and most wonderful of senses to experience, and it was all because of Rachel. When Ray is in the clouds as well, the feeling is even stronger, they’re both lost in rapture together, trapped in their heat and intense pulses. *Cumming inside Rachel feels so satisfying, it’s an erotic way of claiming her as his and his alone. Again, he does make sure that they’re both properly protected before doing the deed. *His ejaculation occurs in multiple strong spurts, and Zack slows his hips down when it happens, or just lets his body’s autopilot kick in if exhaustion ever does happen. It’s hard to keep his thrusts at the usual pace when enduring an orgasm, part of his body wants to seize from the pleasure, while his body’s natural responses wants to release his load. *Because of his inhuman stamina, he can go once more, if Rachel is willing. *In some cases, he will cum on Ray’s body, sure it’s a sticky mess, but he oddly finds the sight of her marked with his seed arousing to look at. He does take care of her after, mostly with a relaxing shower. *Zack likes to make sure he’s completely spent before pulling out, only if they’re on the bed or sitting on upholstered furniture. He couldn’t care about pulling out after releasing his load in other situations. *If he is feeling a little too tired to move, they may stay connected for a little while longer. *
Rachel:
* Oral: *When Rachel did taste him for the first time, she thought it was an odd taste, even Zack wasn’t sure if she was willing to go through with it. Since Zack did his share of pleasing her orally, she took him in, and was surprised at first when he released. *Rachel swallows, because she’s not fond of the idea of spitting it out. She thinks it’s rude, unclean and messy if she does. Almost as if she had pulled away when Zack cums. *She does grow to like his lustful taste, and will eagerly suckle him until he climaxes. *Ray enjoys hearing Zack’s needy moans when she’s sucking on him or exploring every detail with her tongue. *She loves hearing Zack moan about how good she is, and when he can’t speak, then him placing a hand behind her head says it too. *She’ll take in as much as her mouth can handle, Zack does not force her to overexert her abilities. It already feels damn amazing enough. *Ray often sucks or plays with the head with her tongue (with additional help with her fingers), knowing it’s Zack’s most sensitive area. She gets all the best reactions – his vulnerable moans, his squirming hips, the occasional bucks when she laps him just right, and gentle rolls of the hips to compliment her licks and suckles. *If she’s feeling mischievous or daring, she might overwhelm Zack with pleasure with teasing sucks and licks. Sometimes it riles Zack up to the point where he wants to pin her down and fuck her, or she may actually deplete his stamina when he climaxes. * *Intercourse: *Rachel almost never turns down Zack’s offer or obvious hints to make love, the only time she does if there’s something important that needs to be done, and she needs to postpone intimacy for later. She holds true to her promises. *Zack is often on top of her when they have sex, she doesn’t mind, it makes her feel secure in his arms, even during intimacy. *Zack’s size was a little much to take in at first, but after relaxing, she had adjusted, and came to enjoy it. *Ray knows Zack tries to keep her comfortable, and she is aware that sometimes he will lose himself in the moment and be a little rough. At least he will listen if she does show signs of discomfort, he feels guilt when in she’s in pain, especially if it’s a moment where they’re both supposed to feel good. *When in whatever comfortable position she’s in, she will eagerly accept Isaac’s penetration. However, she is sometimes caught off guard when positioned onto her stomach, bent over, or against the wall. She’s used to having sex while facing Zack, and facing away from him gives her little time to think. *She loves the sensation of him invading her body, the feeling of his heat entering her, him moving against sensitive nerves along her walls, and sensing his faint throbs inside of her. *As soon as Zack starts to thrust, she will move her hips in a rhythm that compliments his. *Ray never expected to feel something so wonderful in her life - it may be hot, dirty, and exhausting, but she does enjoy this activity. It makes her feel so emotionally closer to Zack, and when they exchange sweet kisses during intercourse, the feeling is mutual. *When she’s on top of Zack, Ray is careful to slide herself down on Zack’s member. During intimacy, she’s almost in her own little world as she’s riding and dancing on his hips. She rolls, bounces, and rocks against him, with Zack thrusting his cock inside her in unison. *Rachel does enjoy stimulation during sex, when Zack starts to roll his thumb against her clit, she arches her back and breathes his name constantly. It may make her climax much quicker. *When having sex facing away from Zack, she is a little frustrated when she can’t see his face, and she shows it when pushing her hips against Zack’s, but she will admit that him playing with her body during sex, or just how feral he moves feels amazing. *Having Zack hold her up to fuck her was startling at first, she was afraid of falling on her butt if he ever lost his grip, but she is relieved that he holds her near the bed when the act is being done. *Even if she did fall onto the bed, Zack will slide himself back in her, and will just fuck her while she’s laying comfortably on the bed, while he remains standing. *Rachel does like when Zack thrusts quick and deep in her, he grazes against her walls and overwhelms her with pleasure. *Slow and thorough feels just as amazing, it’s relaxing just as it is erotic, and she enjoys it most during sleepy sex, sweet sex, and romantic sex. *Ray does her best to not drain so much energy, she knows keeping up with Zack is difficult, but at least Isaac is willing to work with her so she doesn’t overexert herself and faint. *When they’re both having sex while standing, and Zack gives her control of the pace, she will make sure she moves her hips against him in a way that feels good for both her and Zack. *Ray does sometimes worry that Zack will wind up breaking one of their furniture when he chooses to lay her down and have sex with her on it. She does find it endearing that he finds her desirable enough to make love to her on/at any place he deems comfortable. *With Zack’s movements, most of the time it’s her that climaxes first, but she does enjoy when Zack does or when they both do. Then sensation of Zack’s coming orgasm excites her, his body is so hot and pulsing so much, she wants his climax to be very pleasurable for him as it will be for her. When they’re both on the brink, she feels like she’s not alone when lost in pleasure, she’s pretty much become one with Zack during their earthly moment of delight. *Ray feels a slight sense of satisfaction when Zack cums in her, he’s pretty much left a piece of himself behind, and it gives her a strange feeling of fullness, she’s filled with Zack after a passionate affair. She is aware of biology’s plan of having his semen in her, that’s why they take precautions beforehand. *Rachel does let Zack take his time to finish before pulling out, it does give her a breather, however, in some situations where she’s upright, Zack’s aftermath has escaped her, which does make her a little embarrassed. Zack will be a little amused when she tries to hide her face, but he does find the sight to be sexy. *There had been times after sleepy sex where they both woke up with him still in her, she feels a loving sense of being whole with him, and would be reluctant to finally disconnect so she could wash up and make breakfast. *
Turn-Ons
Zack:
Rachel’s smile, most of all.
Her whole body, so delicate and beautiful, like porcelain. Clothed in her undergarments (especially the sheer ones), his shirts, or no clothes at all.
Ray’s kisses, even the sweet and innocent ones.
Her scent, just a whiff sends chills down his spine.
The glimmering desire in her blue eyes.
When Ray strips her clothes off in front of him, especially if it’s done seductively. Casual strips just make him blush a little, because it’s something non-sexual.
When she looks vulnerable during their moment of intimacy, mostly because his predatory nature just wants to pounce on her.
When Rachel drops hints that she wants to make love – how she kisses him, playfully tugs at his bottom lip, giving his fingertips extra attention, suggestively straddling his lap, swaying her hips when she walks, or drop a small article of clothing near him.
Hearing her whisper his whole name with desire.
How Rachel looks when she’s covered in various ways he’s marked her.
When Ray welcomes him to do as he pleases to her, either with words or body gestures.
Rachel:
The look in Zack’s eyes when they’re having sex, there’s a wild nature to them, but also filled with love and passion.
When Zack’s voice lowers when he’s aroused, it makes his dirty talking so much sexier.
Isaac’s muscles, she just wants to swarm his body with kisses, and trail her tongue against his abs.
Zack’s moans, and final cries of pleasure.
Zack’s appearance when he’s aroused, especially when he hasn’t undressed yet. His bulge always fills her with curiosity and excitement. Almost like a gift that needs to be unwrapped.
How Isaac can touch her so gently when they’re going to make sweet love.
The feeling of connection and togetherness when engaging intimacy.
Zack’s kisses, either wild or tender, along with the endless nibbles, bites, and nuzzles he follows after.
How Zack undresses her, from taking his sweet time to impressing her with his feral strength by tearing her clothes apart (sometimes he’ll ask if she’s going to miss them before shredding them to bits).
When Zack absolutely wants her so bad, he’s so hungry for her and needs to claim her right away. Almost like he will stop breathing without Ray.
When Zack talks dirty of whispers very sweet things to her.
Locations
Zack:
Zack not picky when it comes to places to have sex. However, he will put Ray’s comfort first.
It’s extremely rare for the two to have sex in public places, it’s very tense to do the deed and get away with it.
Zack’s favorite spots to have sex is in their room and the living room.
He doesn’t mind getting frisky when bathing too, though it is a little difficult, since their bodies are wet and it gets very heated in the room. So he downplays it to masturbation or oral.
When Zack is in the mood to woo Rachel, he will set up their room romantically, and calls it a little “love nest”.
Zack does like to be intimate with Rachel in the bathtub, sometimes engaging just foreplay, and sometimes actual intercourse.
Rachel:
Ray mostly prefers their bedroom or the master bathroom, or any place that’s private.
She’s not entirely uncomfortable when they did fuck in a public area, just unsure if anyone would stumble upon them or wondering how they’re going to get away with it. She can be surprised with what either one can come up with when in the mood.
She loves when Zack sets the mood in their bedroom. She recalls how trashed his room used to look on his floor, but seeing how he put time, love, and dedication into setting their space up romantically, surprises her. She is wooed.
Ray thinks it’s sweet when Zack wants to make love to her in the bathtub, she often straddles him, since he’s a bit tall to shift around.
Thoughts/ Preferences
Zack:
Before he began a relationship with Ray, he used to be disgusted with the thought of ever having sex. Mostly because of the sights he came across when living in the alleys. When he came to love Ray, he didn’t think of it as just sex, but as something more. He’s willingly giving himself as a whole to her. Now that they’re an intimate couple, the two often enjoy each other’s deep embraces.
Zack is mostly vanilla when it comes to intimacy.
He doesn’t mind trying something different, he may be a little hesitant, unless explained. He’s not fond of anything weird or kinky stuff.
Isaac doesn’t care about body types when it comes to Ray, all he cares about is that it’s her, and he will remind her of that if she’s feeling self-conscious.
Being inside of her is the most spiritual sensation in the world, he’s one with her, he’s sharing heat with her, and sharing bodily pleasures with her.
Rachel makes him feel complete, he can’t really picture his life without her. He’ll love her tenderly to always remind her of that.
Being intimate with her makes him feel loved and wanted, and he wants her to feel the same - even during moments when he’s feeling a little wild.
Rachel:
She is mostly vanilla when they make love. *Ray is sometimes a little bold when they have sex, sometimes wanting to try new things (with Zack’s approval of course).
She knows Zack can be uncomfortable when showing his scarred body to her in the nude, she has a way of easing his discomfort and often reminds him of what she thinks during moments of foreplay.
Like Zack, she feels wanted when they are intimate, she views it is the highest and most primal forms of love they can engage – even the most lustful sessions.
Ray never expected she’d live long enough to meet someone who will love her as a whole and would share both body and soul with her. No regrets whatsoever.
Rachel wants her body to belong to no one else but Isaac, and she will whisper, “I’m yours” from time to time.
Afterglow
Zack:
Depending on how he had sex with her, he likes to check on how she’s held up. If he was sweet and tender, he’ll swarm Ray with kisses, and whisper his I love you’s to her. If he was rough, he’ll apologize, nuzzle her affectionately and remind her he will never intentionally hurt her.
Zack will kiss at every bite he left on her skin, and caress any sore spots on her body.
He loves to hold her close after a moment of coupling, like she’s something to hold dear and cherish. He’ll gently kiss at her temple, and run his fingers through her silky hair.
Zack will carry Rachel to the bathroom so they could bathe or shower.
There are times will Zack will offer to let Ray rest, while he fetches her something. He’ll often return with some water or juice, along with something for her to eat and regain her energy, like fruit or a couple of sweets if he’s really going to spoil her.
Rachel:
After sex, Ray will allow Zack to rest on her, knowing he’ll be careful not to squish her, she finds it sweet that he is comfortable enough to show his most vulnerable side to her and have her be his support as he recovers.
Rachel likes to gently comb her fingers through his hair as he rests, and would even softly hum sweet lullabies to keep him relaxed.
Sometimes intimacy will leave Ray too exhausted to move, and Zack will offer to carry her around. He’ll even clothe her in his hoodie if she wants to redress, but doesn’t have the energy to put everything on.
She does enjoy a relaxing moment to bathe after such a heated session, she’ll gently scrub Zack’s body, while he scrubs hers. If Ray does regain her energy and feels a little bold, she may entice him again - her hands are on his body after all.
When Zack does offer her something to eat, she often shares it with him.
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I didn't have a tumblr account in 2013, so I have no idea how the fuck a 53-year-old Sci fi show became part of something as cringe as "superwholock". I mean, I watch Sherlock but damn this match makes no sense. Could you explain to me how it happened please???
Honestly? I don’t know exactly.
I was never really a part of SuperWhoLock, and I don’t think I was on here for the origins either, but whenever it was that I did get on here, I was just a passionate Whovian who also watched and liked Sherlock (these days I’m pretty indifferent about Sherlock one way or another, and give as few shits about Supernatural as I ever did).
BUT, I’m gonna see if I can try and work out/theorise how SuperWhoLock rose and fell, if only to try and make the point that Doctor Who never deserved to be lumped in with it. Feel free to challenge any points I make, because I’m guessing here.
although, frankly, this idea of cringe culture is kinda snobby and gross. let people like shit, damn, if they’re not hurting anyone or trying to say Supernatural is the best show ever, who gives a fuck, honestly
Firstly, the thing about Doctor Who is that it has been around for literal multiple decades. Almost fifty four years. It has been around since before some of our parents were born.
Doctor Who fans were around long before the internet was invented. They were here before, and will be here long after everyone has forgotten what the hell Supernatural ever was. Doctor Who fans are now the ones making Doctor Who. They were the ones who, when it got cancelled, created an entire thriving Audio Drama business through the love of it that still existed everywhere, and they are the ones who brought it back and now create it. They’ve never let it die.
You know why? Why Doctor Who’s endured, and is so passionately loved by so many, and before all this mess wasn’t any more cringy than being into Star Trek? Because it’s good.
It is a flawed show, of course (always, somehow, in some way, in ways that vary across different eras), but one that is good in a reckless, nonsensical, optimistic way. No matter the ups and downs of its objective quality, it’s never really lost its heart.
It is a show with a protagonist that uses words/intelligence/compassion over violence to fight, a show that focuses on telling hopeful adventures that can be watched by children and also inform them of some of the harsher aspects of the world in an interesting way.
Also, it’s always been quite progressive. It had the first female drama producer at the BBC, and a gay Indian director. No one wanted it to succeed and it’s a miracle the show ever got off the ground.
People like to talk about the “screaming Classic companions” but you know what? Fuck that. The Classic ladies were all wonderful, including the biggest screamers. Susan? The Doctor’s granddaughter, genius, with telepathic abilities and a whole lot of heart. Mel? Computer programmer aka fucking smarty pants, who once flipped the Doctor over her shoulder, and was such a genuinely nice person that it was genuinely impressive. Zoe? Adorable 60′s companion who canonically had a higher IQ than the Doctor.
Doctor Who ladies have been awesome since the beginning, and calling out misogyny from the beginning.
(It ALSO had errors of its time, especially an Orientalism issue that is pervasive through a lot of older sci-fi, that can’t and shouldn’t be forgotten either. But that’s for the most part irrelevant to this discussion other than the general whiteness which is still obviously a problem albeit one the show is slowly working on.)
The reboot then brought in (some, not enough) queer characters and main characters of colour, etc, and its general diversity has only been getting better and better on that front for the most part, especially in the last couple of years.
But anyway, how the hell did it get mixed up with the whole SuperWhoLock mess?
Well, the reboot brought in a whole new generation of fans, and only got bigger and bigger and bigger, and was peaking RIGHT about when Sherlock aired.
The Doctor Who and Sherlock crossover is easy enough to work out; they had the same headwriter(s), and they’re both about neurodivergent (coded??) genius white guys that theoretically have a kind of unconventional attractiveness to them. You can see how they drew in the same crowd.
Now, how the hell Supernatural became a part of that, I’ve no idea. I’ve never been a Supernatural fan (even if I did watch the first four and a half seasons once, more or less enjoy them, but also not find them massively interesting).
But I’m going to assume it’s because it again involved white guys with Big Emotions, that the fans could thirst over, who were undertaking some larger than life shit.
My theory is that it, at least partly, was the White Male Slash Fandom.
You know. That group of mostly straight girls who treat shipping conventionally attractive white men like a fetish and a kink to explore, who will ship basically any two CAWM under the sun if they so much as look at each other. I imagine the Johnlock crowd overlapped with the Destiel and Wincest crowd, and Doctor Who, since it had Ten/Simm!Master (and Eleven/Rory to a lesser extent) as well as some nice hetero ships, kind of got dragged along because almost everyone in the Sherlock fandom was probably in the Doctor Who fandom too.
You can kind of see how it fits. The Supernatural gang and the Team TARDIS are big damn heroes with a lot of heart, while Sherlock fulfilled the ideal levels of pretentiousness that we all go through in our teenage years.
Of course, then everyone realised that Supernatural kinda sucks because it’s an incredibly white, incredibly male, incredibly STRAIGHT show that just queerbaits its audience and doesn’t know when to call it quits, and so everyone started jumping ship.
Then everyone looked at Sherlock, either went “this has its issues but it’s still fun”, “this is QUEERBAITING TOO, WHY WONT JOHNLOCK KISS, FUCK MOFFISS”, or “this is also incredibly white, incredibly male, and incredibly straight, so fuck this also”, and that was it for Sherlock and general opinion too.
(For the record: Johnlock was not queerbait. Johnlock was an expression of Steven Moffat’s own very intimate, but platonic, friendship with Mark Gatiss, and they explicitly told everyone they were not gonna make it gay. And then the toxic ass fandom, deluded out their minds, started sending Gatiss - an actual gay man - abuse about being “an honorary straight” for not making their fetishised fictional relationship canon, at one point literally the day after the Pulse massacre. Seriously. What the fuck. Never speak about it being queerbaiting ever again and leave Mark Gatiss the fuck alone.)
Now. Doctor Who had meanwhile been dealing with the changeover of the showrunner.
Series 5 went down pretty well for the most part, but a lot of people had their issues with Series 6 and Series 7. The fandom had kind of gotten too big, for a show this unconventional. To the point of a lot of people not being able to deal with the distinct change from the style of Russell T Davies, because they weren’t really aware of how the show needs to reinvent itself constantly even on a stylistic level. Because they were treating the show like any other show, when one can’t really do that.
It was all kind of a mess of:
very mixed fan reception on Series 6
Series 7 being on the weaker side (not as weak as some people who missed the whole point of Clara’s storyline make it out to be, but weak nonetheless, though Moffat has admitted to this and explained it was because he was under so much pressure about the looming 50th anniversary, and like, fuck, fair enough)
people being pissed at Moffat for Sherlock shit
Russell T Davies having done quite a few things in his era that are questionable from a wider Doctor Who standpoint, which Moffat as the Ultimate Who Fan didn’t go along with, only to then receive hate from people who were convinced that if RTD did something it must be right, because they haven’t seen Classic Who or apparently bothered to do a couple of google searches to educate themselves
plus, a few of Moffat’s quotes around 2012ish got taken out of context because he’s a sarcastic little shit who runs his mouth
and so people got the idea that Moffat’s a narcissistic misogynist who “loves white men”
also people confused “plot hole” with “is going to be explained later” and complained about him having plot holes in series 5-7 when really it’s just that he was waiting to tie up all the loose ends in Matt Smith’s finale episode
Anyway, thus began the popular - to this day! - sentiment of thinking that Moffat is one of the worst things to happen to television, or at least Doctor Who (and Sherlock Holmes).
And so, that was the “downfall” of Doctor Who and SuperWhoLock, so to speak, as all three shows were written off by the wider Tumblr/nerd community as being incredibly cringy.
Now, to examine it from today’s view, in light of recent series/opinion about the series/the female Doctor reveal.
The problem is, the general attitude about Moffat - who don’t get me wrong, is far from a flawless writer, or person - has literally reached the point of mass delusion. It’s very clear that literally thousands of people have a completely fictionalised version of him in their heads.
How do I know this? I saw someone say that a female Doctor was a “defiance of everything the Moffat era stood for”.
As in, the same Moffat era that, in the last three seasons:
explicitly made the genderfluidity of Time Lords canon (Dark Water/Death In Heaven, World Enough And Time)
changed the Master into a woman (Dark Water)
had the now female Master refer to becoming a woman as an “upgrade” (The Witch’s Familiar)
had a companion’s whole storyline be about “becoming the Doctor” in her own right, with her getting a whole episode of her pretending to be the Doctor, and her flying off in her own TARDIS with a companion of her own in the end of her final episode! (Flatline, Hell Bent)
had ANOTHER companion’s storyline end with her immortal space girlfriend at the console of the TARDIS, offering for her to travel through all of time and space with her in a direct parallel to the Nine/Rose offer from the first episode to the reboot (The Doctor Falls, Rose)
had a Time Lord regenerate from a white guy to a black lady onscreen just to FINALLY shut up people who said race/gender changes couldn’t happen (Hell Bent)
had the Doctor positively reacting to the suggestion that he could be - or had been - a woman, multiple times (Death In Heaven, World Enough And Time, The Doctor Falls)
Moffat’s era has been statistically proven to have shifted public opinion in favour of a female Doctor (ask @scriptscribbles, if you want proof), thanks to the above.
Simm!Master: “She? Is the future going to be all girl?”
Twelve: “We can only hope.”
Also, Moffat wrote Lumley!Doctor in The Curse of Fatal Death in 1999. He’s been pushing for a female Doctor for 18 damn years.
So, the idea that anyone thinks he’s against it, as opposed to having explicitly worked to help make it happen for years, shows that the general opinion of him is literally a mass fictionalisation/delusion.
(It’s just one example, but there are hundreds of others, like how everyone seems to think he thinks of himself as The Greatest Ever and having a huge ego, when he’s literally one of the most self-deprecating people ever, if you watch him in an interview. He’s openly admitted to mistakes he’s made on his time on the show, such as the way he handled the scene at the end of Flesh and Stone, and how Series 7 wasn’t his best because of the pressure he was under about the upcoming 50th anniversary; he is aware of his fallibility.)
He’s not a perfect person, or writer, and no one knows that better than him. There’s a lot of critical discussions we could have about his writing, and there are a fair few actual problems with it, just as there are in the RTD era, and every damn era of Who that has existed. I’m not saying everybody has to like it, because every era of Doctor Who is down to personal preference, and that’s fine. There are plenty of rational, well-informed people, fans and otherwise, who have their -often sound - reasons for not liking Moffat and/or his era of Who in general. I am friends with some of them.
But those rational, well-informed people are like, 5% of the people who otherwise make up a sea of loud, ignorant delusion that condemns Doctor Who under Moffat’s direction and downright refuses to acknowledge some of the amazing stuff it’s done in the last few years.
(Like, Series 10 featured a black lesbian co-lead who got a happy ending, leaving the Moffat era finishing strong on six canonically sapphic women, four of whom are still alive, none of whom died pointlessly or without agency, and three of whom are immortal or close enough, in a time when all other TV sapphics are dropping dead like flies. It also had the Doctor punch a racist in the face and comment on how history is whitewashed, and had an episode slamming capitalism. Plus, the finale canonised that Time Lords don’t view gender the same way, reinforcing canon genderfluid Time Lords.)
Between his second and third seasons of DW being divisive and/or a bit weak, all the Sherlock shit going down, and the fall of Supernatural, and the issue of people taking RTD Who as the baseline for everything Doctor Who when they really shouldn’t have, anti-Moffat sentiments got so big that masses of people fell off the show, and continue to refuse to acknowledge that he might have done anything worthwhile with it since they left. That he might, as a person, have developed and improved.
And so, that is potentially how Doctor Who got lumped in with SuperWhoLock, labelled “not progressive”, and considered “cringy” to this day.
Or at least, that’s my theory, as someone who wasn’t really paying a lot of attention, but knows her Doctor Who.
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Season 6, Episode 18 - “Young Adult”
When Jess worries that she may not be a cool enough principal, she recruits Nick and The Pepperwood Chronicles to help make her popular with the students; Schmidt hires a new assistant; Winston discovers Furguson may be two-timing him.
It was such a heartwarming sight to see all of the roomfriends in the opening scene. Their dynamic reminded me of why I fell in love with this show. They’re all just a bunch of goofballs. This time Jess and Schmidt start off the antics by arguing over who deserved the last cup of coffee. It’s unclear what time it is. Seriously, when does anything happen in this show?
Jess needs the coffee to energize her while she makes muffins for her “Lunch With Your Princi-PAL” campaign. Schmidt needs it because he’s now the Director of Marketing at Ass. Strat. and is going to hire an assistant. Though he does vow that he won’t be a screamer. “It’s not constructive, it’s rude.” Despite literally just vowing not be a screamer, he screams at Nick for encroaching on the coffee, threatening him that he’ll pour his blood on the ground and knife him. Nick retreats, explaining that he needs something for his whiskey to swim in while he writes all day. Cece argues that she needs it because she has a full day of packing. Winston enters to break up the fight, “Enough! You guys are tearing each other apart. For what? Coffee? Come on, man, you already got that energy inside of you. And that is the light of the Lord. Man, this? This ain’t nothing but the devil’s water… Nah, I’m not playing.” Then he snatches the coffee and walks away to the threat of Schmidt knifing him at the urinal.
Some time later, Jess is smiling over her basket of freshly baked muffins. Nick interrupts her moment of calm by throwing magnetic words at the fridge in an attempt to alleviate his writer’s block. He’s already folded all his shirts and masturbated six times, he’s running out of things to do. But he can’t leave his audience of stevedores, tugboat workers, and lighthouse keepers without a sequel to Pepperwood. It’s clear that he thinks his 30+ audience is made entirely up of blue-collar nautical workers on the coastline of Maine despite having sold a young girl in LA a copy for a dollar. Jess starts to give him advice, but has to rush off to work.
Cece and Winston are out in the hallway gathering moving supplies, and trying not to cry at the thought of no more mess arounds, when Furguson the Cat moseys over. As Winston chastises the little guy for not taking his cell phone with him, a strangely dressed woman named Gil appears. She thanks him for finding her cat, Sweatshirt. Winston puts it together that Furguson has two families—the dirty dog—and is shocked by his uncouth behavior.
That morning at Associated Strategies, Schmidt is ankle deep in interviews for his new assistant. We see him turn down a candidate for wearing a clip-on tie before calling in a seemingly perfect candidate named Jeremy. The young man immediately passes Schmidt’s bizarre Brett Favre scenario in which Schmidt is inexplicably dead. Schmidt relates to Jeremy’s genius in marketing and lack of sports knowledge—Favre was drunk playing football and would never knowingly wear a tuxedo, drive a tractor into a swimming pool or eat a salad, nor leave his Bronco Blue Jeans behind���and hires him on the spot.
Jess makes it to school and attempts to hand out muffins. Three girl in particular turn her down, but when they walk away, Jess overhears them discussing The Pepperwood Chronicles. On what I assume is her lunch break, she is back at the loft and begs Nick to come talk to the girls so she can bond with them. Nick claims his doesn’t have time to. He’s only on page two and page one is just a dedication to Winston. Jess just wants to connect with her students the way she did as vice-principal. “It’s like I’m living in my own damn adorable shadow,” she laments. Nick argues that her students won’t understand his book since it’s just a, “New Orleans story about a guy fighting with the alligator within.” Jess pleas with Nick one last time to come to the school and he immediately caves, he’ll do it for her.
Meanwhile Cece and Winston try to prove to Gil that Furguson is happy with him and his organic kitty litter, miniature piano, tiny, tiny treadmill, and couple’s yoga area. Gil is not impressed with his food and disses Winston’s care. Cece defends Winston and they try not to cry. They are so close, this is the scene I wanted from the last breakdown. Winston also says that he found Furguson first, but didn’t he steal him from London Tipton Daisy? He decides that they will do a Catcall, and Furguson can decide where he wants to live.
Jess gathers the three girls in the library to meet Nick. He enters the meeting with his guard up, he doesn’t think these girls understand his book. He says it’s more than romance—it’s about life, race, the sexualization of the American handgun, and Pepperwood’s ambiguous relationship with justice. But the girls quickly impress him by how they picked up on the gay dog character and starts a discussion about the scene in the fish morgue.
We have a quick check-up on what is going on at Associated Strategies. Jeremy is already hard at work anticipating Schmidt’s every need. It’s clear that his work ethic is starting to freak Schmidt out and we’re not entirely convinced he’s not a robot.
Back in the library, Nick is deep into discussion with the girls. He thinks that The Pepperwood Chronicles could be a whole series to which Jess says, “Well, I mean, it’s called The Pepperwood Chronicles, so I assumed there’d be more than one.” Nick wraps up their talk and goes to leave, telling Jess he’ll see her at home. The girls are shocked to find out that Nick and Jess are roommates and even more shocked to learn that they had dated. Nick breezes past admitting they were in love a little too fast, but I appreciate the Ness callback regardless. He leaves the girls to fawn over Jess, now dubbed “PJ” for Principal Jess. Jess is excited that they like her now, but is distressed over the sudden lack of respect and loss of control.
The next morning, Jess finds the coffee empty again. Nick had taken it to prepare because he wants to go to the school again, “I can’t wait to pitch those girls my Pepperwood prequel. It opens with a very graphic description of his birth. It’s like a dark Look Who’s Talking.” Jess tells him that he can’t because she has lost all authority. Nick thinks that because they love her, Jess has what she wanted. But Jess wanted more of a balance, she needs to put the genie back in the bottle. Schmidt interrupts the two in disgust that there is no more coffee left. But he receives a text from Jeremy that he left an iced coffee in the fridge, alarming Jess that he was there while they were sleeping.
The situation continues to escalate at Associated Strategies. Schmidt is bored since Jeremy took care off all of his work and even calls Cece to ask to be part of her mess-down with Winston. “Sir, I believe it’s called a “mess-around.”” Jeremy corrects from the doorway. Schmidt yells at him for always anticipating his every need and he can’t breathe. He advises that Jeremy go meet a girl, or a man, he can’t tell. Jeremy is very hard to read sexually.
Meanwhile, Cece and Winston look like a cute couple from the 50s as they call Furguson to come to them, not Gil. Gil moves closer in an attempt to coax Furguson to come to her, prompting Cece and Winston to come closer too. This action causes Gil to smell the crab leg Cece hid in her pocket. Winston is disappointed that Cece cheated, but Cece explains that she did it because she didn’t want Furguson to leave him too. They share a sweet hug because, “Caring is the real mess-around.” During their hug, Ferguson walks over to apartment 4D, effectively choosing Winston. Gil trots away in defeat, cat tail and all.
Back at the school, Nick is talking to a larger group of students about his book when Jess catches them. She calls them to her office, including old Nicky Miller. Jess starts by chastising Nick for having unsupervised meetings with students, wearing home slippers on school grounds, and parking in Janitor Margie’s parking spot. Then she chastises the girls for skipping the assembly for Pepperwood and they sass her. One of them calls her a bitch, leaving everyone at home completely shook. Jess breaks and yells at them, giving them the punishment they deserve for disrespecting her.
Schmidt finally calms down enough at work to apologize to Jeremy. He explains that he sees him as a younger version of himself. Jeremy takes this information and uses it to inspire Schmidt to take advantage of his new assistant and work his way to the top. Schmidt is so excited to get to work, that he’s already worked up an appetite. Thankfully Jeremy already has a bag of food ready.
On a bench outside of the school, the girls approach Jess to apologize for disrespecting her. Jess catches on that Nick put them up to it due to their incorrect usage of the word, “upmost.” She later finds Nick hard at work on his book to thank him for putting the girls up to it. She explains that she knew it was him because he’s the only person she knows that says “upmost.” It’s utmost. Nick agrees to disagree, but the good news is that his writer’s block is gone, thanks to Jess. Then he tells her that she always comes through for him to the upmost, and I swoon right out of my seat. They continue their witty banter, leaving Nick to shout, “What’s an “ut”?” as Jess leaves.
The episode concludes in the living room with all of the roomfriends, like the beginning, and it warms my heart once again. Winston claims that Furguson is miserable to which Jess asks, “So you’re saying that this is a different emotion than what we’ve seen for the past three years?” “A father knows.” Is Winston’s simple answer. He knows that Furguson misses Gil and sends him down the hallway with note attached to his collar reading, “Let’s split cat-sody.” Cece assures Winston that Furguson will be back. Suddenly, Jeremy appears holding Furguson—to Winston’s glee—and introduces himself to the confused bunch. He even brought their individual coffee orders that he drew their caricatures on to identify who’s is who’s. They are shockingly accurate despite having never met them. My bet is that he got their pictures from Schmidt’s screensaver slideshow. Or when he was in their apartment the night before.
Originally Aired 2/28/2017
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