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New Girl ā series finale flash forwardĀ
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(ļ½”ā„āæā„ļ½”)
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Iām not marrying him. Iām marrying a girl. Thatās okay too.
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All that I care about is right now, right here. You and me.
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Engram Pattersky - Reaction
The gang takes a tour down memory lane; a final round of "True American."
Reaction:
Here goes!
Nick and Jess are newlyweds, still canāt get over it.
The babyās name is still Dan Bill, what??
The low battery mode conversation! Hahaha
Jess is so heartbroken to tell her roomfriends about the loft
Shame no one cares, I do!
Iāll go first, Jess! Iām deeply emotional about this move even if weāve lowkey known since episode 1.
Nickās using glue instead of packing tape, hahahaha
Nick is so supportive of his wife! HIS WIFE!
Objects from their past! I love it!
Ew, Schmidtās penis cast
That weird felt craft!
Jess looks damn comfortable in the swuit though
The balcony! Who knew??
The corner around the hallway past the bathroom!! Itās just a wall! So glad we know now.
The foot lotion! I kind of wish this episode wasnāt wasted on this random thing, but Iām glad we got college Nick and fat Schmidt back.
Aw, Jess, youāre gonna make me cry!
Omg Winston stretching hahahahaha
Hahahah they HATE Ceceās baby voice I love it
Nick trying to use that lotion and talking about his best friend Schmidt, I love it. I love all of this!
Aw, Nick loves Schmidt.... I donāt think I realized he never said it before
Iām not ready to say goodbye to 4D!
Yay TRUE AMERICAN
Bring on the happy tears
And the sad tears
And all the tears
Iām not even going to react to this because itās all wonderful
But most of allā¦.. The glimpse into their future that I was 100% not ready for!! It was so great! In the new house! All the kiddos! Nick and Jessā SON!!! Though lowkey was wishing they also had a girl. The new, new girl. But other than that tiny hope, it was just perfect and such a great wrap-up to an amazing show.
Iām not crying, youāre crying.
AH PRANK SINATRA. So elaborate. And expensive!
I canāt believe this show is over. Itās been with me through so many important parts of my life. I remember watching the pilot with my adulthood ahead of me. I just love this show so much, there arenāt words. Goodbye, New Girl.
Favorite quotes:
āWho are these people?ā āRuth
āItās like sheās having a hard time getting her mouth around the sandwich, you know what I mean?ā āNick
āUgh, you sweet, goblin-eyed dum dum.ā āSchmidt
āWhoās that girl? Whoās that girl? Itās your favorite bitch Jess!ā āJess
āItās time for the mess around to become the confess around.ā āWinston
āFor the first time in my life I realize that my feet can be more than weapons.ā āNick
#New Girl#Season 7 Episode 8#Engram Pattersky#Reactions#Spoilers#Zooey Deschanel#Jake Johnson#Hannah Simone#Max Greenfield#Lamorne Morris#Nasim Pedrad#simplyadorkable
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The Curse of the Pirate Bride - Reaction
Jess and Nick make two life-changing decisions; Winston and Aly's big day arrives.
Reaction:
Why did I wait almost an entire month to react to the last two epsidoes of New Girl, you ask? Because theyāre the last damn episodes of New Girl, thatās why. Last. Like ever. I havenāt been ready to go back to them since it ended. But letās do this.
Never thought Iād see the day of a Ness engagement but I am HERE FOR IT
Hahaha Nickās enthusiasm for Winston and Schmidtās speechā¦ āThis is about to be really funny.ā
So sweet that they are both best men
Ugh Iām just getting emotional all over again re-watching this
Oh no, Jess falling in slow motion! Of course!
Omg, RUTHā¦ Love that baby like sheās my own
Also, Aly is so clearly in labor, how doesnāt Jess notice?? Her best friend gave birth like three years earlier!!
Nick has seen A LOT of dead dogsā¦ 313!! Ā Why did that make me laugh out loud?? So ridiculous!
Nick got pooped on! Pooped!
The eviction notices return!! I was wondering when/if thatād come back.
I cannot pin down Joan. I donāt get her, haha.
Oh my high Jess!
Also, Iām not really a fan of Jessā hair and dress. I mean, sheās still gorgeous because sheās her, but I was expecting something different. I wanted to be more wowād I guess.
Also canāt pin down Russell.
I canāt look at Jess with that googly eye. Hahahaha
Damn it, Russell! Now is not the time! Donāt be gross.
Nick saying āman to manā to Ruth! Ahh so cute!!
The valet cards!
Oh gosh, these men all trying to fight each other. Winston is an actual cop.
Omg the limo driver! Blaze youāre gonna lose it, nah itās too big! Hahahaha
TRAN!!!
The valet cards are the same though!! Kind of anticlimactic actually
Winston is so pumped, itās adorable!
Here it is.
Iām not ready.
Aw this song! I wanna slow motion chicken dance!
Awwwww my tears!!! This is so perfect and weird and them, I canāt handle it.
Our babies are all grown up and married!
Dan Bill Bishop! So cute, but Iām confused.
This re-watch is hard, I donāt like it. Too sad!
Favorite quotes:
āThatās very funny, but the swearing will end when weāre married.ā āNick
āTran! Look at you! You look so good, you heartthrob.ā āNick
āWhereās the bird? Iāll poo on him.āā āWinston
āLet me make you dead, you son of a bitch!ā āNick
āDonāt you have enough wives? You slut!ā āSchmidt
āI say this with love, but your eye is trash.ā āNick
Predictions:
Ughhhhhhhh
#New Girl#Season 7 Episode 8#The Curse of the Pirate Bride#Reactions#spoilers#Zooey Deschanel#Jake Johnson#Hannah Simone#Max Greenfield#Lamorne Morris#Nasim Pedrad#simplyadorkable
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#in that moment we were all Bob
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New Girl (2011ā )
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#remember when jess saidĀ nick and cece are basically the same person
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Nick, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to raise this dog with you. I want to have babies and eat good food and laugh and take care of each other and I want it to start tonight. Itās you and me. Itās always been you and me. Is that a yes? Yes!
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