#scraps friends

[scrap-m3tal]

Yo.

Whaddup? The name’s Scrap. Just here to chill and chat with other inkfish.

basic stuff

- use he/him when referring to me, please. been experimenting with they/them, but im not comfy with people calling me that atm. (unless we're close)

- i live in inkopolis square with my big bro Skylar. if he gets a squmblr acc ill tag it here.

- im agent 4.5 of the new squidbeak splatoon. i mostly just go on recon though.

- i main a lot of weapons, but my go-to during turf wars are the emperry splat dualies.

friends

@the-splatanadeco-menace - mia. she owes me 20 dollars btw

if i have any other friends who join ill add em to this list

okay bye

[hi chat mod mako here]

[uhhhh idk what 2 put here other than don't be weird bcs im a minor-]

[bye]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

[cynicallyneutral]

had to be done 🤷

[pepperbenmin333]

Fish fighting

İdea by my friend @katz-cradle

[spibder]

jeff fnaf

[curemi]

Cure Butterfly poses 🦋

[skeletoninthemelonland]

"It's you!"

[meamiiikiii]

(You gently drop the flower in their open palm, and act like nothing out of the ordinary happened.)

(Loop does, too.)

[eldrtchmn]

Death 🗡️ Lady Knight Tarot 🗡️

[nimos-flakes]

aquarium time 🫧🐟 !!

bonus ;; poker night with the craft sibs

[dalvs-wife]

ohhhh they break me they break me .... /pos

(monster clover au by @howlonomy)

[lightbulb-warning]

looking upwards

[oposssumsaucee]

I don't know what fucks me up more, the fact that Constructs just have a Secret Ribcage Pocket for storage or the fact that it's so underutilized that MB forgets an entire FutureTech WiFi Extender in there for an absurd amount of time. You're telling me it's not jostling in there??? Is the construct equivalent of a Glove Compartment lined with velvet??? The company would never. Thunk thunk bitch your secret best friend ham radio is audible whenever you run but no one's brave enough to make smalltalk with you about it.

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm re-reading Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters for book club, and there should really be a truly epic saga about The Friendship Of Gytha and Esme, Young Witches Who Absolutely Shouldn't Get Along But Do, Shockingly (Even If Sometimes There are Minor Natural Disasters Because There Has Been A Row)

[museaway]

prompt: a well-meaning lie

Dean/Cas, 100 words

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would you still love me if—

Castiel turned his eyes from the made-for-TV romcom and focused his squint on Dean.

“What does she mean?”

“Oh, that’s a test. Does he love her enough to stay with her no matter what?”

“So she isn’t a shapeshifter.”

“No, she was speaking figuratively.”

“Ah.” Castiel went back to watching the movie. After a minute, his head canted slightly toward his shoulder. “I have another form.”

“I remember. Wings, cosmic powers, real loud voice.”

Those blue eyes met his again and narrowed in unspoken question. Inwardly, Dean sighed.

“Yes, Cas. Even if you were a worm.”