#scpincorrectquotes

[mariande-drakaina]

Clef, crashing into Kondraki's window: ‘M’ is just an upside down ‘W’ and ‘W’ starts with a ‘D’. Oh, also, ‘Y’ is just ‘V’ atop of a pole, and-

Kondraki, coming out of the shower with only a towel on: Get the, HELL out.

Clef's snarky ass: No.

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

SCP-049: Oh, the power went out.

SCP-106: Don’t worry, I got this.

SCP-106: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

SCP-049: What the [REDACTED]?

SCP-106: A swallowed a flashlight.

SCP-049, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

[mariande-drakaina]

Y'know what, fuck it. I want someone to draw this but with Clef and Kondraki-

Clef, who was gonna add mayonnaise on a burger: Fuck, there's no more mayo. Hmm...

*A crazy sinful moment later*

Kondraki: Clef, if we were out of mayo, then you should've just told me

Clef: I took initiative, is that against the rules now?

Kondraki: 😐 This is why I'm slightly scared of you

/ref

Discord post reference I used:

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

Scp-106: gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so i can dramatically emerge from the water like i’m rising from the pits of hell. you know, self care.